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From: purfect9@aol.com (Purfect 9)
Subject: MOUNTED POLICEWOMAN epilogue
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Head swollen from all the critical acclaim I've received from my longest and
most ambitious story yet--"The greatest work of erotic fiction ever written."
Raves one reader.  "this is awesome"  exclaims another.  "OK, you've got my
attention now",  "You are a very sick and deranged woman", "will you marry
me?"---stuff like that, I've decided to add, as an intro, the cast of
characters should anyone want to produce it as a play.  (Just kidding.
Actually, the addition is an attempt to clear up some confusion caused by the
unusual names and nicknames used in the story.)

Cast of characters
…in order of appearance:

One of the victims: (nameless).  Busomly, blonde, attractive. Has only one
line.
The serial rapist:  (nameless)  Must have pierced tongue, integral to the plot.
The policewoman: Michelob Martin, (AKA Misty or Deputy Martin)
The Sheriff: (nameless) Gruff, coldhearted, backwoodsy kinda guy
The State trooper: Mary Lewinski.  Resembles Monica Lewinski, only thinner.
The horse: Slartibartfast (AKA "Slarty" or "Bart")  Mature stallion with spinal
curvature. (Must be hung like a , well, nevermind)
Therapist (not to be confused with The rapist): (nameless)  Gotta look like
Siggy Freud 


…The last character, a psychiatrist, was added as a post publication
afterthought, in response to all of you who actually expressed concern and
sympathy toward me, convinced that I had actually been raped by a horse.  While
I take that as a testimony of my ability to create realistic prose, I assure
you that this was not an autobiography.  My twisted mind stems not from any
sexual trauma, but thanks for asking.  Never-the-less, it occurred to me that
my imaginary heroine might need some fake professional help after her
fictitious ordeal.  So I cooked up a brief epilogue, and for the first time
ever, you can eavesdrop online while one of my characters get some much needed
post-rape therapy.  

EPILOGUE:

…a peak at the Sheriff's departmental psychological evaluation follow-up of
former deputy Michelob Martin.

WORD ASSOCIATION TEST:

Dr. "Sunshine"
MM: "butt-crack"
Dr: "Why butt-crack?"
MM: "Because that's where the sun don't shine"
Dr.:  I see.  OK.  "Mother"
MM:  "Fucker"
Dr.: "Car"
MM: "Driveshaft"
Dr.: "Train"
MM: "Tunnel"
Dr.: "Door"
MM: "Back-door"
Dr.: "Window"
MM: "Shattered"
Dr: "Bird"
MM: "Pecker"
Dr: "Man"
MM: "Rapist"
Dr.: "Woman"
MM: "Receptacle"
Dr.: "Gun"
MM: "Force"
Dr.: "Force"
MM: "rape"
Dr: "Sex"
MM: "rape"
Dr.: "Love"
MM; <pause> "I don't know"
Dr.: "Horse"
MM: "I don't know"
Dr.: "the name of a horse"
MM:  <pause> "Trigger"
Dr.: "another name of a horse"
MM: <pause>  "Silver" <giggles>
Dr:  "Come on, Misty, today, we're gonna try to say his name."
MM:  "Nooooooooooooooo!"
Dr: "OK, OK, can you just say the first letter of his name?"
MM:  "Nooooooooooooooo!" <breaks down sobbing>
Session ends.

Psychiatrists recommendation:  "The results of the word association test,
combined with Deputy M's inability to so much as state the name of her primary
assailant, and factored with the standard Rorschach test of our last session,
in which she perceived all of the shapes to be depictions of violent rape,
cause me to conclude that she is unfit for reinstatement at this time, and
should seek treatment from a reputable in-patient care facility.  Future
handlers should be warned of her exhibitionistic  propensity to lay face down
on the couch, panti-less, while wearing leather micro-mini skirts."   The
doctor set down his pen, wondering if getting his tongue pierced really would
improve his sex life, as his patient had suggested it might.

THE END.

PS.  For those of you who still think this is real life, go place some bets on
professional wrestling, OK?  For those who insist on knowing about my real
life, I dug up my first and tamest piece titled "MISTY, THE PURFECT
GIRLFRIEND".  It's so lame that it probably doesn't even violate the
communications decency act (which, like all Unconstitutional legislation,
should be patriotically ignored.)  It's about a teenage girls first
experimentation with anal sex. It is as close to an autobiographical piece as I
am ever likely to write.  Opening today on a newsgroup near you.  Look for it
now.


---M
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