Message-ID: <17404eli$9811192052@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: <URL:http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/17404.txt> From: strawface@hotmail.com (Strawface) Subject: My True Sex Life 1/7 - Intro Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Reply-To: strawface@hotmail.com Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: <usenet-approval@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded <story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Story-Submission: <story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Original-Message-ID: <36515eab.639594@news.river.net.au> Hi there. I've been a reader, and occasional poster to the alt.sex.stories series of newsgroups for three years now, and I've finally found the motivation to get off my arse and produce an idea which has been going around in my brain for some time. This series of posts is called My True Sex Life - and that's exactly what it is. It's a brief synopsis of most girls I've had sexual relations with in my 26 years, a description of how I came to be with them, and my impressions of the sex we had. Perhaps a bit about me is warranted: as mentioned I'm 26 years old, currently engaged to a wonderful girl, and employed as a teacher at a high school somewhere in Australia. I don't consider myself to be movie-star material when it comes to looks, but I'm also no Elephant Man - I can attract girls: perhaps not the blonde trophy bimbos or the supermodel hopefuls, but your pretty to plain girl-next-door types. These posts are the stories of my ten or so sexual 'conquests', which I share with you as much for my benefit as for yours. I say *most* girls I've messed about with - there are a few exceptions not included here. One is my girlfriend: I've deliberately left the story of our sex life out of this series of posts, for two reasons: first, it's intensely personal, private and between us; and secondly, I know for a fact she uses the Internet, so I don't want her stumbling across revealing information about her and I. She might not be too impressed. Anyway, some things are best kept secret, and to me she is 500 percent better than any of the girls mentioned in these posts. Secondly, I've left off minor sexual encounters, which don't really bare repeating - sure I've kissed, fondled, fingered and licked a few other girls, but all the ones I've fucked are listed here, as well as my sister Kelly, who is a bit of an exception. A word about the stories. I'm not the greatest writer in the world, I acknowledge that. In fact I don't think any posters to these groups are. I write as I recall events, detail by detail. If these details sound cliched or repetitive to you, I'm sorry, but they sound that way because that's the way they happened. Sex by it's very nature can be repetitive, and the things we do and say while having sex have become cliches. These stories are true, they really happened - if you don't believe that, fine, I don't give a shit - and I'm telling it like it is. If you want to go for that unrealistic, phoney half-baked shit about fathers fucking their four daughters simultaneously, 10-year-old girls screwing horses, celebrities being hypnotised and so on, then click Exit now. This is real life stuff, not fiction. If you want bizarre, made-up shit to wank over, click on the little 'X' now. The names of the girls in my posts haven't been changed. Pray to God none of them ever read these posts and put two-and-two together, because I could be in bother. But that is unlikely. I've included their real Christian names because it gives you a sense of their character, I think. I've only kept my own name a secret - for obvious reasons. Anyway, I'd better stop with the explanation and start with the stories. I hope you enjoy, I'd be thrilled to see some posts in reply if you enjoyed/disliked these recollections. Get in touch on strawface@hotmail.com with your opinions. Also if any of the a.s.s.m reviewers want to review my posts, I'd be thrilled if you could include them. Hope you enjoy! SW The Cast: SW, 26 years of age (me!) Kelly, 14 (my sister) Natasha 19 Katrina 19 Emma 22 Renee 15 and... The One Night Stands: Sandra 34 Charmagne 25 Shirley 41 Anne 28 and... Anyone else I get to fuck in the future ... stay tuned! -- +----------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `--------------+ | <story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us> | <story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us> | | Archive site +----------------------+--------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | <http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/>----<http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/faq.html>