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This is a work of  actual  and  fictional  events  FOR ADULTS ONLY. 
Distribution without this header  or  for a fee  is  prohibited.   If 
you archive please allow me access.  Your  comments  are welcome -
jimkeigel@hotmail.com. 

These stories are about real life sexual activity.  The names have been
changed, but  the events are usually  based  on  actual events.   Our
hero  is  L.C., a man  who lives for sex and possesses great sexual
prowess, but otherwise is essentially unremarkable.  He lives in a town
in the U.S.A.   L.C. works a regular job, drives an average car and 
has  a thick 6&1/2 inch penis.  

SPECIAL NOTE: 
This one is going to be a little different because your hero has been
busy elsewhere and has nothing current for you.  Now this goes back a
few years, but it is SO unbelievable, and will make for a good posting.
(Read SUMMER, 1976 - part 1 first)
 
SUMMER, 1976 (part 2)

She hadn't moved when he returned and gave her the cup, dropping his
pants as she drank.  He moved the chair side by side with hers and sat
close to her with his arm around her, still glowing from the fabulous
orgasm.  They relaxed for a few minutes, speaking very little.  

After a short time, L C felt ready to continue and began massaging her
neck and shoulders.  Gradually she relaxed and put her feet on the floor
which gave him access to her body which he quickly began to fondle and
caress, finally putting his mouth to her breast and using his tongue to
bring those small nipples back to their former hard and aroused state. 
Caroline moaned very softly as he reached between her legs and explored
her snatch.  The little tuft of hair was as soft as a child's and just
beyond it was a slightly moist crack which he carefully explored with
his fingertips as he nibbled on one breast, then the other.  He
gradually worked his middle finger down far enough between her legs that
it slid into the folds of her lips, immediately finding more dampness.

"Move down a little," he said, guiding her hip to the edge of the chair
and spreading her legs apart.  As always, Caroline complied.  He began
to finger her a little harder than before, inserting it a knuckle at a
time into her as her breathing got faster and deeper.  He moved back up
to her neck and continued to kiss her face and neck occasionally as he
rubbed the slit up and down, finding her clit and stimulating it with
every stroke.  He continued for many minutes, inserting one finger, then
two into the tight little pussy as she squirmed with his every touch. 
One thing was certain, she was going to enjoy it, which was something he
had been wondering about.  He was worried that she might be so crazy
that she wouldn't like sex, but as it turned out she was loving the
finger fucking, and she reached her arm around his shoulders as if to
hold on.  A few more minutes and she was soaking wet and ready to fuck.
. . .

L C put down a couple of drop cloths he had brought in from the tool
room in the middle of the floor and laid down.  He held his half-limp
dick in his hand as Caroline got up and stood over him. 

"Give me a blow job till I'm hard, then you can ride me all you want,
okay," he said, pulling on it.  
Of course she did it, lying down on the floor next to him and sucking
him back to full attention in a matter of just a few minutes.  Tired as
he was, L C surprised himself.

"There it is baby, go ahead, its all yours," he said as she gave it a
few final nods, then pumped it with her hand as she eagerly crawled on
top of him and positioned her crotch over his latest erection.  It was a
tight fit as she pushed the wide head of his dick slowly into the warmth
between her legs.  She grimaced as it slid through the opening and half
way down, stretching her labs tightly around his dick.  

"Oh yeah, that's gooood," L C said as the young little pussy filled with
his meat.

"Mmm, mmm, mmm," she purred as she started the old familiar rhythm.  In
a minute she had worked most of his cock inside her and was beginning to
work it in and out, making little positioning adjustments so that it
felt just right.  

"Oh baby, ride that dick," he said. And she did.  Right on the floor in
the office she rode it for what seemed like an hour.  She would vary the
speed a little, and sometimes he would grab her ass and pull her down
harder, and sometimes they would just drift along and enjoy the mutual
pleasure between their legs.  Eventually she tired and stopped.  L C
rolled her over and ran with it missionary style, giving it to her down
to the balls as she spread herself as wide as is humanly possible,
giving it up completely.  He grabbed her legs and pulled her knees up
until her ass came up off the floor, holding himself up over her and
fucking as fast as he could go.  

Come on baby, come on," he coaxed her as he felt his rod stiffen even
more.  "I KNOW you like this."  

She was squeezing his forearms in her hands, pulling him into her, their
bodies slamming together.  She laid with her head to one side, breathing
hard through the mouth, her eyes closed tightly.  Her titties bounced
wildly on her chest, and her knees all the way up near her head and they
flapped with every stroke.  Harder and harder they fucked, sweating and
grunting like maniacs.

"Cum now.  CAROLINE.  CUM.  NOWWWWWWWW," he wailed.  Then he reached
between her legs and found her little magic button with his thumb and
used that favorite circular motion that is guaranteed to hit the spot. 
She felt the fire that had been building in her pussy get hotter and
hotter, all the way up to boiling. Somehow he kept slamming her without
slowing down.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," was the sound that finally came from the naked chick
as the orgasm exploded between her legs and washed over her whole body. 
Every muscle in her body tensed and she was like a board as L C slowed
down and switched to long deep strokes, burying his cock deep inside her
and rocking on her clit with his groin.

"OOOOOO, OOOOOO," she cooed as she squeezed off a couple of little after
shocks.  He rocked her some more until she relaxed a little and brought
her legs down far enough for her feet to touch the floor again.  He was
still hard and was planning to bend her over the desk for an attack from
the rear when there was a knock on the door.  He put on his pants,
opened it and stepped out into the hallway.  Keith's big bearded face
sported a big shit eating grin.

"You're STILL not done yet," he asked.   

"No.  Not even.  Just getting to the good part actually," L C replied.

"Well, it's about time for those guys to start showing up, and the
office needs to be open to keep them from wondering what's going on in
there.  What are you gonna do?"

"I don't know. . . You want a little, she's very willing," L C offered.  

"No way," Keith said, she's not my type.  

"Yeah right, you probably got it last night and can't get it up right
now, Prick."

"Oh I can get it up all right," he protested, "just not for HER. 

"Oh well, you're missing a good piece of ass." said L C.  "How about if
I take her in the tool room?  Nobody will suspect anything since we lock
that door once in a while anyway.  We'll be quiet."

"Okay, just keep out of sight."  Keith went back to the control room and
L C moved into the tool room.  It was long and narrow, but there was
enough room to lay down on the floor, and he put the drop cloths down
and covered the windows.  Caroline's naked body sure looked out of place
in front of the pegboards covered with tools and the cans of paint and
other supplies stacked everywhere.  But he got used to it quickly,
dropping his pants and moving to her, kissing her face and putting his
limp dick in her hand.  She compliantly massaged him as he manhandled
her round buttocks until his erection returned, harder than ever.

He bent her over the workbench and paused for a moment to admire her
best feature before getting back to business.  Her cheeks were full and
perfectly round, and he loved the view as he spread them for another
look at that tight puckered asshole and cute little pussy.  He bent down
and helped himself to a mouthful of flesh, working on both cheeks with
his open mouth and tongue until her ass was very wet.  Caroline seemed
to enjoy it when he nipped her with his teeth.  Now it was time for some
fun!

He began rubbing his cock on one side as he took aim on the other and
quickly slapped it with the palm of his hand.  SLAP, SLAP, SLAP.  Three
quick shots followed by plenty of rubbing on the bare warm skin.  She
moaned lowly but did not react otherwise.  

SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP.  He spanked her beautiful rear until
it turned a light shade of pink.  Then he let up a little and went back
to the dick rubbing, back massage and neck kisses.  He got harder when
he returned his hand to her rump and she arched her back and raised her
ass asking for more!

SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP. Hand prints
appeared on both cheeks as he stepped to one side in order to distribute
the punishment evenly, increasing in force with every shot.

"Mmmmmmmmm," Caroline purred and seductively twisted her ass back and
forth, letting him know she was ready for more.  L C stepped up and
gently gave her the hot beef injection, noting the different feel of the
new position as he achieved total penetration, grabbing her by the hips
and pounding her from the rear.  She tilted her head back and began
breathing heavy again.  Every few strokes L C would slap her ass on one
side or the other, getting a little "ooo" sound with every shot.  After
a few minutes he found he could continue fucking her without holding on
because she was pumping him back, matching him stroke for stroke.  He
used his hands and arms for balance, thrusting his hips into her bum,
sweating and gasping for air.  Caroline reached back with one hand and
put her fingers on his hip, urging him on.  She tensed as another
powerful eruption built inside her until she could no longer move.  L C
sensed the moment and again grabbed her hips and sped up, spanking her
ass and giving her everything he had.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOO," she squealed with pleasure as she came, sending a
shudder throughout her body.  "MMMMMMMMM" She kept breathing heavy, as
the orgasm turned into a warm glow.  L C slowed and finally planted his
fuck stick all the way in and stopped.  DAMN.  He was too tired to fuck
any more.

He slumped to the floor, sitting his bare sweaty ass down on the drop
cloth and resting his head on the girl's bare thigh.  After a minute she
caught her breath and joined him on the floor, embracing him.  There
they sat, breathing in unison until the floor became too uncomfortable
and L C moved to the center and stretched out on his back.  His body
still tingled as he lazily stroked his half erect penis.  Caroline
joined him, resting her head on his chest, still glowing. He ran the
fingers of his free hand through her hair.  After a few minutes she took
over the hand job, slowly bringing back the stiffy.  He was too tired to
resist as she started kissing his chest, working her way down past his
stomach towards her new best friend. 

Ever so lightly she began licking the head of his dick, then brushing it
with her lips.  He became gradually more erect as she toyed with him,
kissing, licking and eventually putting her lips around the tip and
working it in and out a few times, then backing off and starting over
again. L C relaxed as the girl orally toyed with him, cupping his balls
and holding onto the base of his dick with one hand.  After several
minutes she began licking along the shaft, moving her head up and down
as she moved him around in order to reach the back and other side until
his cock was completely wet.  Kisses all over followed, then back to the
tip in the mouth treatment.  He was getting excited with the erotic
nature of her technique and he enjoyed the way she obviously loved his
cock.  She began taking him into her mouth every few seconds or so,
working him in and out a few times, then going back to the less intense,
playful action.  He felt like he could put up with that all day, putting
his hands behind his head, closing his eyes and just floating with the
pleasurable sensations between his legs.  He lost track of time, but it
must have been half an hour or more.  He all but ignored the noises
coming from the control room occasionally on what had turned out to be a
very slow day.

Just as he drifted into an almost dream state the girl shifted off his
stomach and repositioned herself between his legs, pulling his cock
upright and plunging her mouth back down on it quite a bit farther than
before.  He groaned and his eyelids fluttered as Caroline aroused him,
returning his attention back to his penis where it belonged.  More
sucking and licking the entire length as this blow job took on legendary
length.  He already had one orgasm behind him, and Caroline was in no
apparent hurry.  L C began to wonder who taught her how to fuck like
this.  He was just about to wonder even more.

The girl released her lips from his dick and licked her way down until
making contact with his balls, giving them the same wetness treatment
with her tongue.  This was new territory for L C who could remember a
few girls that would kiss his balls, but not one that wanted to actually
lick and taste them, and certainly not one that would curl up between
his legs after several hours of sex and devote any time kissing and
taking his testicles in her mouth.  As Caroline gave him the testicle
treatment with her mouth she worked the base of his cock with her hand. 
The new sensations stimulated him again and he reached maximum hardness
as she stroked him slowly.  He tensed as she engulfed one ball in her
mouth, rolling it around with her tongue.  It was not so much the
feeling as the IDEA of her sucking on his balls.  She switched to the
other one as he lay there tensed and motionless.  The girl continued to
stroke and nuzzle him, working her way around with her lips and tongue. 
Then, ever so slowly, she headed south!  DAMN.

Now THIS had REALLY never happened before.  He started to pull away, but
wasn't sure if she was  going to pull up just short of his asshole where
his ballsack attached and then come back up.  ‘Where the hell did she
learn to do this,' he wondered as her tongue danced dangerously close to
shitsville.  Suddenly he felt her lick him where the sun don't shine,
causing him to jerk and raise his head and body up on his elbows.  

"Shhh" she calmed him, patting his abdomen reassuringly.

"Oh my God. . .What are you. . .?  Nobody has ever done that before. 
Oooo, mercy." L C was blown away.  The girl licked and flicked his
asshole as he squirmed on the tool room floor.  He watched her head
moving between his legs, feeling the strange new sensation as she gently
reamed him with her tongue.  He tilted his head back as she grabbed his
thighs and buried her chin in his crack, her open mouth devouring his
nasty place.  He became so aroused that he could barely stand it, lying
his head back on the floor as the muscles in his buttocks tensed in
response to her busy, wet tongue.  He reached down and began jacking off
in order to partially relieve the throbbing in his aching member.  He
got off on how nasty this was, exciting him mentally as well as
physically.  And he was close to physically giving it up again, and then
she finished him off by slipping her tongue inside him!

"DAMN," he yelled, forgetting to be quiet.  "OH FUCK."  She kept
sticking her tongue in his asshole, tasting his pungent musk.  "OH MY .
.  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".  She started rocking it in and out, squeezing his
thighs which were completely flexed as hard as rocks.  "OH MAN.  I'M
CUMMINGGGGGGG," he growled while holding his breath.  

Caroline reacted quickly, getting up on all fours and taking his dick in
her mouth down to his trembling testes.  She put the finishing touch on
by getting a good suction going.

"AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH," he erupted in her mouth for the
second time.  Again the willing girl worked him with her mouth until he
was drained, swallowing the entire wad, gently letting him calm down and
relax until he started to get limp.  She let his dick slip out of her
mouth and moved up to his side and they lay there in an exhausted
embrace.  Even though he was tired as hell, L C was totally jazzed by
this new experience.  No girl had ever done that before!  DAMN!

Even though the floor was very hard they laid there for a long time,
basically too tired to do anything else.  The occasional noises outside
were infrequent and muffled, but served to remind them that other people
were around, and soon they would have to leave the seclusion of the
toolroom.  L C reflected on the events of the day and the young woman
resting lazily on his chest.  He knew practically nothing about her,
except that she liked to fuck, and she was not volunteering any
information either.  Actually, she was practically non-verbal, breaking
the silence only for the most basic reasons or when questioned.  He
looked at his watch and realized it was after 3:00 PM and all he had
done so far was show up at work, drink a couple of cups of coffee, and
fuck for about five or six hours on company time!  No breakfast, no
lunch, no work, nothing else.  

Finally he turned his thoughts to the situation at hand.  Here he was
laying exhausted and naked on the floor with one wacky naked chick, he
needed a shower and some sleep in the worst way, and he had to be at the
club and ready to rock and roll at 9:00 PM.  DAMN.

He finally got up and got dressed while Caroline continued to lie on the
floor apparently trying to sleep.  He slipped out into the hall and took
a peek into the control room.  Keith was still there, reading the paper,
with no one else in sight.  

"Hey Prick, is anybody here?" said L C.

"Nah, I sent  a couple of technicians through earlier and they're still 
there.  But what the HELL have you been doing in there all day," he
asked.

"Just fucking and sucking, MAN, this chick even ate my asshole!"

"Whoa.  But how long does that take," Keith wanted to know.

"Hey, we were in no hurry, but now I gotta get outta here, take a shower
and get ready for tonight.  Can you close up," L C asked, hopefully.

"Yeah, I guess so.  But you gotta do something about that chick.  You
can't just leave her here with me.  What am I gonna do with her?"

"Shit, I have no idea.  Maybe she'll let me drop her off somewhere."  L
C went back to the toolroom to discover that Caroline had wandered off
again.  He dashed to the office to find her sitting back on the side
chair in the fetal position again.  

"Caroline.  Caroline."  It took twice but she finally looked at him. 
"We gotta figure out somewhere for you to go, okay?  You see, this place
closes in a couple of hours, and we can't just lock it up and leave you
outside, can we?"  He almost said "standing there butt naked" but
thought better of it.  "I have to leave in a few minutes.  Can I give
you a ride somewhere," he asked, realizing how ridiculous that would be,
picturing this girl getting out of his car at some bus stop somewhere,
totally naked!  He started looking around for something for her to wear,
and located a t-shirt, jeans and a pair of flip- flops someone had left
in a locker.  Hoping they wouldn't be missed he took them to her and got
her to put them on.  The clothes were about three sizes too big, but at
least she could go outside now. . .

"Come on, lets go," he said, taking her by the hand to the control room
to see what Keith had to say.

"Whose clothes are those," he asked, noticing how they hung off her
medium frame.  Caroline remained silent, as usual.

"I found them in a locker in the hall," L C replied.  

"They must be one of the other employees," Keith guessed.  "What now?"

"I want to go there," she said, pointing to the more remote second
building.  L C and Keith looked at each other, both a little surprised
to hear her voice, and to express a desire on top of it!  They thought
it over in silence for a few seconds.

"You take her," Keith said.  L C led her to the passenger compartment,
they sat down and Keith sent them on the short journey over the rugged
terrain.  Soon they came to a stop at the second building landing and
they got out and looked around for a couple of minutes.  He knew there
was no good way of doing it, so he just came out with it.

"Caroline, I have to leave now.  Can I give you a ride somewhere?"

"No."  She did not look at him, she just stood there staring at the
view.

"Do you want to ride back with me, back where Keith is?"

"No."  No other reaction.

"Well, will you be alright her for a little while?  He'll bring you back
when you're ready, okay?"

"Okay," she said, glancing at him briefly.

He put his large hand on the side of her head and pulled her to his
chest for a few seconds.  "Goodbye then," he said, giving her a small
kiss on the forehead.  He got  into the compartment and signaled for
Keith to bring him back.  He watched her form receding as she continued
to stand on the landing until he couldn't see that far any more.  Now
all he wanted was to shower and get a couple hours sleep.

"Where is she," Keith wanted to know, glaring at him when he got back.  

"She didn't want to come back yet, so I left her there.  I'm leaving."

"Hey, what about HER," Keith demanded.

"I don't know man, she's too weird.  She won't say what she wants to do,
where she wants to go, nothing.  I'm going home."  Just then the phone
rang. 

 Keith answered and listened for a few seconds, then covered the
receiver and told L C "Its Randy", the technician from the other
building.  He kept listening to Randy and replying with short yes and no
answers and a few uh-huhs, all the while glaring at L C, then covering
the phone again.

"He knows we sent her over there, man.  Now look what you did."

"Just deny it," said L C.  "He doesn't know anything for sure."

Keith listened to Randy for a few more minutes, then hung up.  

"He KNOWS, man.  You expect him to believe she hiked there in those
flip-flops?" 

"It doesn't matter what he believes.  Now that she's there, she's HIS
problem.  It'll be fine.  See ya later," L C said, walking off to his
car.  He made his way home and took the nice warm shower he needed,
grabbed a bite out of the fridge, and knocked out until it was time to
leave for the club.  Keith was there already when he arrived, and was
not a happy camper.

"Hey Prick," he said, looking pissed.  "You almost got us both FIRED
today, stupid."  

"Why, what happened," said L C, doing his best "Who me" expression.

"Shit Dude, that chick went CRAZY after you left.  I guess Randy started
talking to her and she asked him if she could use the bathroom, so he
let her in the building.  Apparently she locked herself in the bathroom
and went through the medicine cabinet and found a razor.  Randy wondered
why she was in there so long and when he knocked on the door she opened
it.  He said she was in there butt naked and shaving her pussy bald! 
(No shit?)  So then he gets her to come out and before he can get her to
put "her" clothes back on she runs outside and climbs the chain link
fence around the high voltage area, and then sits down on one of those
huge transformers in there.  BARE ASSED NAKED!!!  (Holy shit!)  So he
calls the electric company to shut off the power, and they don't believe
him so he calls ME and wants ME to call and tell them its for real.  So
we're both shitting bricks and then McCoy (the head engineer) calls
wanting to know why the electric company is calling him about turning
off the fucking power!   Randy fills him in and he says sit tight, he's
on his way, and tells Randy to call the cops!  (Oh shit.)  

So we're waiting there in a panic, and Randy goes out and talks to her a
while and finally convinces her to climb back out, but can't talk her
into getting dressed again.  Then McCoy and all these cops and just
loads of people start showing up, with their radios blaring and all that
bullshit.  So I tell them its okay, she's out now, but they decide to go
see this naked girl for themselves.  So they all pile in and about half
way there, the power goes off!!!  (Shit!)  Yeah, they're stuck out there
in no man's land, yelling on the radio for somebody to call the electric
company and get it turned back on.  Meanwhile the booster station is off
line, and thousands of people are effected. . .ALL BECAUSE YOU GOTTA GET
LAID, ASSHOLE!!!!

DAMN.  L C felt bad for Keith but didn't let on.

"Hey, it's not MY fault.  I wasn't even there by that time," he said.

"Yeah, but you left her there, Prick."

"Sure, man, sure.  So then what happened?" 

"Well Randy's not answering the phone because he's afraid to leave her
on her own for a second, so he's out there where he can grab her if she
tries it again.  And McCoy and the cops are out there twisting in the
breeze and madder than hell because there's not a Goddamn thing they can
do! (SHIIIT!) Finally the power comes back on and I send them the rest
of the way and sure enough, there's Randy outside with that naked chick
of yours.  After a while the cops get her dressed and they come back and
take her away in the patrol car.  Randy gets everything running again
and McCoy leaves.  By the time I lock up it's 8:00 PM and all I have had
time to do is to rush home and change, and drag my ass down here. ALL
BECAUSE OF YOU, YA JERK!" 

"Shit, man, how was I supposed to know she was going to lose it like
that," L C said, with a grin. 

"Yeah RIGHT.  Fucker.  Come on, it's time to get tuned up," said Keith,
wearily heading toward the stage.

"Hey Prick, first round is on me,"  L C called out, remembering that
weary feeling all too well.

"Make it a tequila then."  They jammed the night away, gradually
accepting the events of earlier in the day, and were able to kid about
it by closing time.  L C went home and slept like a log for a good four
hours, then opened up at 8:00 AM the next day like nothing had
happened.  Everything went along fine until Keith called.

"Did you read the paper this morning, Prick?"

"No, I had to get my ass to work by eight, not like some of us who sleep
late and then sit around reading the paper until noon.  What's up?"

Keith read him the 3" article on page 4A about an incident yesterday
where some crazy chick got naked and tried to kill herself on a high
voltage transformer.  Power to the area was interrupted briefly while
she was rescued.  The police took her into custody, and were at a loss
to explain the strange behavior.  

"Sound familiar, Asswipe," Keith asked, jokingly.

"Those reporters always miss half the story," said L C, trying to be
funny.

"Want me to call them and explain where she was before this happened,"
Keith offered.

"Nah, that's okay.  I mean I get laid so rarely it SHOULD make the
papers, but hey, let's just forget about it this time.   Whaddaya say?"

"Well okay, if you say so.  I guess I can always call them up later if I
have to," Keith said, still wanting L C to squirm as payback for putting
him through all that shit yesterday.

"All Right, Fucker. I owe you one, OKAY.  So do you think its over or is
McCoy or some of the suits going to come down on us somehow," L C asked.

"I don't know, man.  Just play it by the book for a while, and call me
if anything happens," Keith said.

"Okay, but if any more naked chicks show up today, I'm sending them to
your house, Douchface," he said, hanging up, laughing.

Of course plenty of people got wind of what was in the paper, but they
kept their stories straight and after a few days things got back to
normal.  Everything except L C's wiener which had developed a slow drip
and burned like a son of a bitch when he took a leak.  DAMN.

"What should I do," he asked Keith after he finally stopped laughing
hysterically after L C told him.  I can't go to my regular doctor with
this shit."    

"Well I usually go see this old doctor right over here on Edgar Street. 
This guy just gives big old shots of penicillin for everything.  Just go
tell him to give you a big old shot in the butt and you'll be good as
new in a couple of days.  I guess Caroline had the last laugh after
all," he said, still snickering.

L C went straight to the doctor's and sat in the waiting room filling
out the new patient forms.  He skipped the "reason for visit" blank, but
naturally the receptionist caught it and asked him why he need to see
the doctor.

"It's personal.  I'd rather just discuss it with the doctor, okay?"

After what seemed like a long time he was called into the exam room and
eventually the doctor came in, studying the chart.  Keith was right, he
was an old guy with a no-nonsense bedside manner.  He peered over his
reading glasses sternly at L C.  

"What's the problem, son?"

"Well doctor, I think I caught a case of the clap." The old guy got a
disgusted look on his face and reached for the plastic gloves.  In a few
minutes the diagnosis was confirmed, the lecture given and the big old
shot in the butt administered.

"Come back in three days and I'll check it again, but that'll usually
clear it right up -  pay on your way out," the old doctor said as he
left the exam room. L C pulled up his pants and limped back out to the
receptionist.  He paid his bill and as he turned to leave, a funny thing
happened.

RANDY WALKED IN. . . .

Okay, Randy didn't walk in, but there were plenty of jokes made,
including that one.

The rest is absolutely true.  If all the witnesses and the newspaper
article don't convince you, L C has a couple of old doctor bills you can
look at.  AND that's the last time he ever got some strange without
wearing a DAMN RUBBER!


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