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Announcing:
THE HOLY JOE PLASTIC BAG AWARD
This is the most prestigious award given by this publication.
It is akin to the Playmate of the Year, given by Playboy. There is no
frequency with which this award is given, which makes it especially
difficult for someone to win.
In this issue is information regarding a girl named “Brooke.”
She is the new winner of holy joe’s Plastic Bag Award. As a result of
winning this award, Brooke will be deposited into a jumbo-sized plastic
Ziploc bag, where she will hang thumb-tacked to my wall, next to my bed.
Thousands of girls competed for the holy joe Plastic Bag
Award. All of the Playmates, Pets, Honeys, and other assorted girls
from other magazines, from the boxes of VHS tapes, and even from the
covers of CD recordings competed. Previous winners of this award
include only a handful: such girls as Tiffany Taylor, and the February
1998 Penthouse Pet of the Month. Now Brooke joins this august group,
where I will happily look at her every night on my wall before retiring
to bed.
Congratulations, Brooke !!!
Andrew Roller Presents
FUCK DECENCY
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Issue No. 383
Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in
Passion’s Playpen
Chapter Four
When they were done screaming, all worn out and panting, Kate
and Cindy stood red-faced before the post, just as before, still waiting
for their whipping, their throats choked with tears and their eyes all
bleary. Their crying had done no good. They were still pinned with
their legs wide apart, their cunts showing to all who cared to see. The
top halves of their bosoms were wet with their tears but, otherwise,
nothing had changed. Their bottoms loomed just as palely behind them as
before, waiting, tensing, wiggling and thrusting into the cool barnyard
air.
MAGAZINE REVIEW
by holy joe
Tight, July 1998, $6.99. Full-color, slick paper, standard-sized
magazine. Many pages. Far East Publications, Inc. 462 Broadway,
Fourth Floor, New York, NY 10013-2697; 1-212-966-8400. No web site
listed.
Order from: Jiffy Fulfillment, Inc., 50 Lawrence Road,
Springfield, New Jersey 07081-3121. Single copy prices are:
$10.00 United States, $13.00 Canada and Mexico, $14.00 Europe,
$15.00 Asia. (Price includes postage; pay in U.S. funds.)
(NOTE to publishers: I just about went blind trying to type
the above information into FUCK DECENCY. If you would like people who
live overseas, but have access to the Internet, to be able to read about
your publication and order it, FOR GOD’S SAKE print the information in
large type! Better yet, get yourself a web site. Your web site could
be as simple as a ‘tombstone’ web site. It could consist of a single
page. List all the relevant information on it about how people around
the world can order your magazine.)
REVIEW: You can imagine the look on the cashier’s face when I
presented this magazine at the counter. She was a middle-aged woman.
Her eyes opened wide and I could just see her thinking, “I didn’t know
we sold child pornography at Tower Books!”
On the cover of Tight there is a girl. She looks about
12-years-old. She’s wearing a cute thing in her hair that little girls
wear. (I wish I knew what it’s called, but I don’t.) She’s wearing a
ruffled white nightie that’s pulled up to show off her bottom. On her
ass, pulled tight, is a pair of delicious little girl panties. There is
a very youthful grin on this girl’s face and she appears to be on the
verge of masturbating.
Despite this publisher’s refreshing attempt to publicize the
beauty of young girls, a better title for Tight might be “Dog of the
Month.” There are some very crappy-looking girls in this issue. I had
never actually seen crappy girls in the nude before, and it was
something of an eye-opening experience. I had also never seen
normal-looking girls in the nude and, seeing such girls for the first
time in my life, that was something of an educational experience too.
Here’s a quick tour of the line-up of girls in this magazine.
(Since all the girls are, in fact, “over 18,” according to the publisher
(page 2), I am going to give a ‘no holds barred’ assessment of their
appearance, not pulling any punches.)
Maya, page 6: EEEEEYAAAAH! A fat Spanish girl who I wouldn’t
be caught dead with. I admire her enthusiasm for becoming the next
Jenny McCarthy. But may I politely recommend auto mechanic’s school to
her instead?
Brooke, page 16. (NOT the winner of the ‘holy joe Plastic Bag
Award’. That girl appears at the end of this review.)
“I... had no idea that James, my study partner, was staring at
my chest,” Brooke says (page 16). What Brooke leaves unsaid is that her
study partner might have been staring at her chest because he wishes her
tits were bigger. However, Brooke at least falls into the category of a
‘normal girl,’ unlike Maya, who fell into the category of a ‘crappy
girl.’
Brooke is perhaps too enthusiastic before the camera. She is
smiling SO happily that one feels a little embarrassed for her. One
nice thing that I noticed about Brooke is her skin. It glows with
vibrant youthfulness. It’s really nice to see such fine, bare skin.
Another attribute that I liked about her is her long, blonde hair.
Perhaps a good way to sum up Brooke is to call her an “Iowa Beach
Bunny.”
Tommi, page 24. Whoa. This “girl” looks like a small boy,
except “she” comes without a penis. If you’re gay, perhaps you’ll like
Tommi. I hesitate to say anything too harsh about Tommi since it really
does look like a 12-year-old boy who got caught in some farm machinery
and lost his most important parts. The average, non-gay guy will skip
over this model as quickly as possible.
Chrissy, page 35. Ah, yes! Miscegenation. Mixture of the
races, sexually, was once a crime in America. Now, in the Economist, I
read an article where American officials are wringing their hands over
the LACK of sex between, say, white people and black people.
“Sociologists consider intermarriage to be the ‘litmus test’ of
assimilation,” the Economist writes. (The Economist, June 20, 1998, pg.
31.) Can the day be far off when “Pedophiles” and “Dangerous Sexual
Predators” are encouraged to take underage brides?
With regard to spurring miscegenation, perhaps Chrissy’s
pictorial will help. In it she, a blonde, has wild sex with a black
man. This pictorial is, in fact, the reason I bought this issue. I
have never seen such youthful enthusiasm in a sex pictorial. You really
believe this is the first time that Chrissy has seen ANY man naked! She
gasps with wonder at the black man’s cock (page 37). She lies on the
floor kissing him, as his cock lies poised at the entrance to her cunt
(page 39). Then, teasingly, Chrissy licks the black man’s balls (page
39).
Next, the action begins! On page 40, Chrissy opens her mouth
and prepares to give her first blow job. How young and eager she
looks! And yet, at the same time, she looks just a bit timid, as befits
a girl who has never toured the White House.
Finally, on page 42, Chrissy, apparently satisfied with her new
love, lies atop him and kisses him. It is a wonderful shot of intimate
love between two people. And it’s a far cry from the crass, love-less
pictorials that I’m used to seeing in magazines like Penthouse.
How does Chrissy look? She looks good. She has long blonde
hair. She has a decent face. She needs larger eyes but, except for
that, her face is well-made. She has a soft nose and chin, and sweet
lips. Her breasts could be bigger and her legs could be longer, but, on
the whole, her body is pleasing. I would classify her as ‘above-normal’
in terms of her looks. Chrissy’s not a Playboy bombshell but, on the
other hand, there are no noticeable flaws in her appearance. Most guys
would, I think, be quite happy to have her as their real-life
girlfriend.
“Don’t tell mom!” squeals Emma, this month’s centerfold girl
(page 44).
“I’m keeping a big secret from my mom,” Emma says. “She thinks
I’m just shy little Emma, who never goes on dates or brings boys home.
...But how can I tell her that I’ve already lost my virginity -- to a
52-year-old? That’s ten years older than *she* is! I’ve always been
this way, loving older men...” (Page 44.)
Bravo to Emma for her enthusiasm for us older guys! I want
Emma to know that every Wednesday here at the senior home I have my
colostomy bag removed, for its weekly cleaning. So even though I’m
indisposed by it the rest of the week, I could jump in the sack with you
between 2 and 3 p.m., Emma! (Right after you get out of school!)
In some of her photos, where she’s wearing clothing, Emma looks
10-years-old. But in other photos Emma’s obviously older because, being
naked in those photos, you see that she’s quite well-endowed!
Pages 48 and 49 give the best (nude) views of Emma. She pulls
her hair into pigtails on page 48. Then, with her hair free again, she
leans over the arm of a sofa on page 49. You see her luscious tits
hanging down, as she turns her face toward you and practically BEGS you
to spank her for being so naughty as to pose in the nude. At the same
time, she keeps her white socks and sneakers on, just in case she has to
grab her clothes and go running home!
Emma will probably weigh 200 pounds by the time she’s 30. But,
right now, she’s a fairly delectable centerfold. Despite having a
‘chunky’ appearance she does, in fact, have a flat belly. She has thick
arms and legs but, at the same time, she has nice bosoms (even if her
tits do sag a little). Her total appearance is that of a young, clean,
innocent girl. When God counts up how many sinful males jacked off to
the girls in this magazine, my guess is that Emma will win!
(Ooops! You’ve got my vote, Emma!)
Ivory, page 55: This girl looks like a working-class British
slut. If anybody needs an authentic punk girl for ‘A Clockwork Orange,
Part 2,” here she is.
Kathy, page 62: This girl is a dog, like Maya on page 6. But
Kathy does do a nice job of sticking up her bottom on page 64.
“Wanna cum over and play?” asks Vixen, page 70. Alas, I’m
beginning to suffer from ‘girl fatigue.’ This is another nice-looking,
innocent-type girl.
Yet another girl is Tina, page 78. “I was the subject of an
article on Teen Nudism, back in the February issue,” Tina says. (Page
78). “[I’ve] decided to take a semester off and work as a nudism coach,
to help people get over their inhibitions and get naked!”
Tina poses in wonderful cut-off shorts and a filmy top. She’s
average in her appearance. She has long hair and a slim figure. She
looks like a girl you might see at a camp ground, who works there for
the summer. Outgoing, happy, perhaps a bit of a tomboy.
“When I was little, my mom used to warn me about ‘bad men,’”
says Nadia, page 87. “Men who lured young girls away and did
disgusting, nasty things to them. I was terrified, but I thought a lot
about it. What *were* those things they did to girls? I would get warm
and tingly between my legs, thinking about it...”
Well, bravo! I’m glad to see feminist rhetoric backfiring (yet
again). Imagine! All those little girls out there, going to
taxpayer-funded ‘sexual abuse’ classes, and having bedtime fantasies as
a result of them! I’m struck by the similarly of such rhetoric to the
racist myths concocted in past years by American mothers. Does America
ALWAYS need a scapegoat? ‘Niggers,’ ‘Savage Indians,’ ‘Dirty Chinese,’
‘Treacherous Communists,’ now ‘Child Molesters’. America blithely
proceeds from one scapegoat to the next, like some endlessly repentant,
but endlessly sloshed drunkard.
“I’ve given up Vodka, doctor. Now I only drink Gin!”
Nadia is moderately attractive but, unfortunately, there are
two problems. The first is that her hair is too short. The second is
that she’s too old. This is a damn woman, not a girl! We must have
some standards here, gentlemen, please! I guess that’s why she’s at the
back of Tight, so someone like me doesn’t take Tight to task for
reneging on their (implicit) promise to feature only young girls.
Wouldn’t you know, the best part of this magazine is the back
cover. It states “[Next issue] on sale June 30th.” There, on the back
cover, you see a wonderful Playboy-quality girl, who looks
12-years-old! Her name is Brooke, one of my favorite names, conjuring
up erotic images of Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby, as a sexually
inexperienced child prostitute.
WOW! I can hardly wait to get my hands on the next issue of
Tight, in order to see Brooke. My only hope is that the nurses here at
the old folks home don’t notice me slipping out the door in my wheel
chair. I hope, too, that I can take my colostomy bag along without too
much trouble. I wouldn’t want to leave a trail of shit all the way to
Tower Books.
Ah, Brooke! How I am dying to see you in the nude!
Say, friend. If you happen to be at Tower Books on June 30th,
and an old man, stuck in a wheelchair, in front of the “adult” magazines
asks you to reach up and grab a magazine for him, would you please
oblige him? I can’t walk or stand anymore. I’ll need someone to reach
all the way up to the men’s magazines if I’m to have the next issue of
Tight. I really don’t want to have to ask some middle-aged, female
clerk at Tower to get ‘child pornography’ for me!
---
Man in a Shallow Grave
by Lisa Longworth
Let no-one mourn his death, say I
Lest they forget
and turn their backs on decency,
Pitying he that lies there in that shallow grave
unmourned by moral people.
Let him lie there, undisturbed,
while his sins are washed clean
by winter rains.
Allow him to pass over to eternity
alone.
While the dogs devour him,
picking his cracked bones clean
with their laughing teeth,
grinning at moons sailing
in stormy summer night skies.
Let the open wound on
the earth in which he rests
stand as mute testament
to the sins he has committed
in the name of God.
And if this sight disturbs you,
good people, moves you to tears or grief,
Then simply take the high road
and turn your backs
on he who lies there.
(thanks. I needed that. - h.j.)
AND IN THE END...
THE TRUTH AT LAST !
“In a piece that appeared in the January issue of Vogue, she
told the story of an affair she had had with a teacher when she was 16.
‘In that first moment of thinking, maybe he likes me, there is a
blossoming of feminine power,’ she wrote. ‘I remember first learning
from my 36-year-old that I had the ability to attract a man.’ The
implication is that such relationships empower young girls.”
- TIME, June 29, 1998, pg. 59. (About feminist author Katie Roiphe’s
affair, at 16, with her 36-year-old teacher.)
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