Message-ID: <7682eli$9804071311@qz.little-neck.ny.us> From: "Assmaster McStuff" <assmastermcstuff@hotmail.com> Subject: Story -- Girl Talk: Assmaster McStuff Listens In (FF oral chat) Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Content-Type: text/plain Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: <usenet-approval@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded <story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Story-Submission: <story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Original-Message-ID: <19980406214537.21043.qmail@hotmail.com> Girl Talk: Assmaster McStuff Listens In (FF oralchat) (c) 1998 The usual restrictions apply: don't read this if you're under 21 or have a strong aversion to reading about fooling around. ============================================= So I get back in town after a weekend of fun. It's late Sunday night and I head over to my girlfriend's place. Does she know how I spend my time? I knock on her door; "come in." She's left it open. I head to her bedroom. She's on the computer, the blue glow doing bad things to an otherwise smooth complexion. She's got on some goofy tee-shirt and shorts, she's not going out tonight. But no matter how dressed down she gets -- she is hot. Who cares what I'm wearing. "Hey babe," she says, "how was your weekend?" "Not bad, Hobbs. Invigorating." Hobbs: no "e." I've never asked her what the fuck kind of name that is. Nickname or not, I've never seen her driver's license. She's just started chatting on the internet with a woman whose profile she likes. Hobbs is what you call curious; she's never been with a woman, but I know she wants to. "Are you available?" she asks -- the computer, not me. I kiss Hobbs on the neck, pull up a chair and read over her shoulder. This is what they type: Bi 4u: in what way? Hobbs: chat? Bi 4u: lost ur message...say it again Hobbs: are you available to chat? I liked your profile so I thought I'd look you up.... Bi 4u: here i am......do u have a pic? Hobbs: no, I just got my account. I don't know how everyone has pics. [Strictly speaking, this isn't true. We have a digital camera that we use for kicks, but I don't like the idea of sending them out into the world for all the members of Stalkers Anonymous to ponder]. Bi 4u: Are u bi or curious? Hobbs: I'm mostly straight. A little curious. Bi 4u: about rear sex i see Hobbs: about both. *blush* Bi 4u: get a scanner or take ur photo to a shop and they will scan it for u but not a nude pic Hobbs: there's no way I'd send a nude pic of myself to someone I don't know --- I'm not that curious. can you meet real people here or are they all phonies Bi 4u: thats a hard one, have to use u judgment Hobbs: You don't send out nude pics do you? Isn't that crazy with all the guys on the net? Bi 4u: i have clothes on...i will send to u....puter is slow give me a sec. ok Hobbs: no rush. I'll probably go to a scanner this weekend. Bi 4u: so tell me what u look like Hobbs: tell me what you want to know.... I'm 5'10" Bi 4u: everyone likes to get nude and more.....get disappointed when i send one w/ clothes Hobbs: I won't be disappointed. You're sweet to talk to me... Bi 4u: tell me the basic about u.......u sound real for some reason even w/ out a pic Hobbs: more about what I look like -- I'm brunette. Sorry, everybody seems to like blondes, but screw 'em. Bi 4u: hey watch out!!!!! that's me Hobbs: what? Bi 4u: im blonde Hobbs: oh, you're a blond. Well, I just learned something new... :) I go to UC Bi 4u: u go to UC? Hobbs: University of Connecticut... and I dance for money, in case you're wondering. The money's good actually... and the guys seem to like a tall woman. Bi 4u: i would like to dance but dont know if i would have the balls to do it..........lol. do u dance nude Hobbs: well, if you want to dance for guys, you need more T n' A than balls.... Bi 4u: im blonde but not dumb Hobbs: I dance nude sometimes. The club I work in lets us keep on g-strings, which is nice. Bi 4u: why? is it that bad Hobbs: you don't sound dumb... is it bad dancing nude you mean? Bi 4u: so just topless Hobbs: yes. When you're totally naked guys think they can slap you on the butt or even worse.... Bi 4u: oh, here....they cant touch Hobbs: well in CT they're not supposed to touch either, but we all know how that works. jerks. hang on a second and I'll look at your picture. I'll be right back..... Bi 4u: ok [At this point Hobbs opens up the file the Bi 4u has sent. This chick's not bad at all, and appears to be real. "Nice, let's try to fuck her," I say. "Shut up," says Hobbs.] Hobbs: You're very pretty. Nice smile. What should I call you other than bi 4u :) Bi 4u: shell. and u? Hobbs: call me Hobbs. so do you ever, you know, talk sexy in the chat rooms? Bi 4u: havent cybered w/ a male just a female and it was great Hobbs: well, I'd be willing if you take it slowly. Bi 4u: how long are u going to be on line tonite Hobbs: that might depend on you. My dance shift was 12-8 today, so after this I'm going to bed... [You bet she's going to bed. I'm going to fuck her after she's done here.] Bi 4u: So do you have any music on? Hobbs: Yeah. I'm listening to Cowboy Junkies. Bi 4u: what are u wearing Hobbs: oh, I'm a little embarrassed. I didn't put anything sexy on. I've got a long t-shirt with something very silly on it. I poached it from my dad's drawer one day when I was visiting. It's has a fat guy on the front and it says "to all those under 40" and he's flicking you off... I'll take it off... what are you wearing? Bi 4u: black short and a sports bra, and a thong, black too Hobbs: ummmm..... sounds nice. I just have my workout shorts on now.... I love thongs. They make me feel so sexy. And I feel like I can mean it when I tell the world to kiss my ass :) Bi 4u: lol Hobbs: Do you wear perfume? I want to know what you smell like Bi 4u: fire and ice. revlon Hobbs: Oh. I'm wearing Calyx. I think it's Prescriptives. ["Come one, stop the small talk. Try to fuck her." She turns away from the screen and punches my shoulder. "Shut up!"] Hobbs: I just want to smell your hair, breath it in for a moment. I'm still nervous. I've never talked this way to another girl before. Sometimes when I'm uptight I concentrate on my dancing. Can I tell you about it? Bi 4u: please do... wish i could see u Hobbs: mmmmm..... you can see me in your head if you just think about me hard enough. Let me tell you how I dance..... In the clubs the guys always want to see us move to the fastest songs, I guess so the "tits" jiggle you know? Bi 4u: ya... how big are urs? Hobbs: but when I'm at home and I need to unwind, I put only slow CDs in my stereo. Do you know who the Cowboy Junkies are? Bi 4u: no not really Hobbs: mine are pretty big. Bi 4u: how big Hobbs: ummmm...... my cup is a D, if that's what you mean. Big enough to fill your mouth and more... at least that's how I say it to my boyfriend [She's never said that shit to me. I wonder how many people she's fucking.] Hobbs: my nipples stand up nicely when I get turned on. Did you know we (dancers) sometimes rub ice on our chests right before we go on stage? Guys love it, it makes our nipples so hard... and that means better tips... but you won't be tipping me tonight I guess.... even though I'm going to dance for you. Bi 4u: shit... i want to see u Hobbs: You will, baby, you will. Just hang on a while..... the Cowboy Junkies are a band from Canada. They play really slow sexy songs. Bi 4u: dont tease me!!!!!!! i would love to kiss ur tits Hobbs: When I get home and put them on I like to get in front of the mirror. Bi 4u: and work my way down Hobbs: you'd have to kiss my mouth first. Bi 4u: kiss any thing first for u... do u have long hair? Hobbs: oh yeah, it's long -- about half way down my back.... Bi 4u: love long hair but not on me... im watching u dance Hobbs: you look too fine without it.....mmmmmm....... I'm unwinding and dancing in front of my mirror. I'm going to pull my shirt off over my head... and my tits are going to spring out. Bi 4u: can i take ur shorts off Hobbs: no baby don't go too fast for me yet.... Bi 4u: ok Hobbs: I just want to lean over you while I dance slowly and let my tits hang in your face. I want you to pretend there's a bouncer here..... so you can't touch yet.... Bi 4u: ok Hobbs: You know what some of the guys love the most? Is when I perfume my hair and hang it in their faces. I'm doing that now..... Bi 4u: good Hobbs: smell my hair in your face. That smells good doesn't it? The other thing the guys like -- you're sitting in a chair, right? Bi 4u: yep Hobbs: I'm going to put one of my feet on the edge of your chair and lean forward. My sex is right in front of your face, but I've got my shorts on. Can you smell me? Bi 4u: smell real good... when can i eat you... don like to wait [This chick's a piece of work. I wish Hobbs would let her get to it.] Hobbs: mmmmm..... and you look good. In a few minutes..... I'm going to squat down now. I want you to give me my first kiss from another woman. Be gentle.... tell me how you're kissing me Bi 4u: moving ur hair out of my way... slowly kissing ur neck Hobbs: yeah..... Bi 4u: now to ur cheek Hobbs: mmmmmmm Bi 4u: can i touch now? Hobbs: only my mouth sugar... you'll get all you need soon enough Bi 4u: PLEASE dont tease me!!!!!!!! ["Yeah, honey, don't tease her," I say, "I've got a real good boner going here." Hobbs ignores me.] Hobbs: I'm so wet. God, I'm wet Bi 4u: good Hobbs: I'm going to put my mouth on yours. Bi 4u: i want to be there w/ u Hobbs: I want you here with me too Hobbs: mmmmmm I'm kissing your lips. This is sooo good... I just want you to smell my hair while I kiss your mouth Bi 4u: ur lips are so soft Hobbs: yes they are... I'm going to stand up now Bi 4u: ok Hobbs: I'm going to lean forward and bring my tits close to your face Bi 4u: sitting in the chair still Hobbs: my nipple is really hard now... I'm going to rub my nipple on your temple... that feels soooooo good Bi 4u: mmmmmmmmmmmmm.... i want to touch u Hobbs: I'm soo turned on. I can't believe I'm doing this with another woman Bi 4u: just a little rub Hobbs: you're getting close to touching me.... Bi 4u: feels good doesnt it Hobbs: yeah it feels good.... I want you to suck my nipple Bi 4u: slowly moving my hand to ur tits Hobbs: put your mouth on it now baby Bi 4u: rubbing them ever so softly... licking now Hobbs: I need your mouth on my nipple. I'm so turned on... oh that lick feels so good... I'm having trouble typing I'm so hot Bi 4u: they are so hard Hobbs: they are. And tonight they're all for you Bi 4u: sitting u on the bed Hobbs: not yet baby Bi 4u: im on my knees Hobbs: I'm going to stand up now.... Bi 4u: my turn Hobbs: one more thing and then you get to take over.... ["Jesus baby, you're killing me here! When are you going to fuck her?" I say, cock in hand.] Bi 4u: ok Hobbs: The guys in the club really like this. You will too...... Bi 4u: ok Hobbs: I'm standing in front of you. Now I'm going to turn around.... Bi 4u: ya Hobbs: My ass is at the level of your face, and I'm going to touch my toes. Bi 4u: rubbing ur thighs... kissing and licking ur ass Hobbs: I'm looking at you from between my legs.... Bi 4u: i bet u have a great ass Hobbs: now sugar, while I'm bent over, I want you to reach out and slowly peal my shorts down over my ass Bi 4u: feels sooooo good Hobbs: I do have a great ass. Can you see it now? Bi 4u: slowly moving ur shorts from side to side... theyre coming down Hobbs: mmmmmmmm Bi 4u: around ur thighs... knees... and now at ur feet Hobbs: I just stepped out of them, but I'm still touching my toes... Bi 4u: turning u around facing me Hobbs: now I'm all yours baby Hobbs: my sex is in your face now sugar Bi 4u: sitting u down on the edge of the bed Hobbs: oh yeah..... Bi 4u: kissing ur legs Bi 4u: and rubbing ur thighs Hobbs: oh, I can't type for a minute, I've got to touch myself while you tell me what you're doing to me..... [Hobbs slips a hand between her legs and rubs a bit. The air is electric and if I weren't so keen on seeing how this turns out I'd jump on her right now.] Bi 4u: now im moving to ur thighs and licking them Hobbs: ohhhhh........ Bi 4u: spreading ur legs apart Hobbs: im so close already Bi 4u: kissing around ur clit Hobbs: mmmmmmm Bi 4u: and rubbing ur tits Hobbs: oh Bi 4u: mmmmmmm u taste good... spreading ur lips apart... and licking u Hobbs: oh god im so close Bi 4u: can u feel my fingers... they are in u Hobbs: put them in me... mmmmmmmmmm Bi 4u: can i put one in ur ass? [Without hesitation I lean over Hobbs' shoulder and type "yes!"] Bi 4u: going slow... and easy Hobbs: oh yeah just lick it first Bi 4u: licking ur ass and putting a finger in ur ass... pumping now Hobbs: ooooooooo Bi 4u: ur so wet... licking my fingers now... i want to fuck u... got any toys Hobbs: fuck me with ur dildo Bi 4u: get out a toy... any will do... im getting mine... now slide it in... im still licking u... are u still with me? [Hobbs is rubbing herself and looks like she's about to cum, I'm jerking off, and this cooze wants to know if we're still with her. "Type! Type!" I'm shouting.] Hobbs: y Bi 4u: does it feel good? god ur pussy is nice Hobbs: oh sugar u took me to another place and I just got back. I came so hard I couldnt type a thing.... lover after this I'm gonna have to take the "curious" out of the "bi-curious" in my profile Bi 4u: lol Hobbs: I'm still breathing hard...can you taste my sex. I'm sooooo wet Bi 4u: yes i can... its all over my face... was it great Hobbs: my head is still spinning great Bi 4u: licking u from my fingers Hobbs: oh, I can't believe I was so fast... I want to lick my juice off your face Bi 4u: u can cum in my face any time Hobbs: come here and kiss me Bi 4u: moving up to ur face... kissing u now Hobbs: mmmmmm, I want to take you to where you took me... ur such a good lover. why don' t you lie down next to me on the bed Bi 4u: if this was ur first time.......ur doing good Hobbs: this is my first -- I'll never be able to say *that* again Bi 4u: lol Hobbs: I want to put my hands between your legs Bi 4u: laying next to u Hobbs: I want to whisper in your ear. Lean close so you can hear me.... lean closer...... Bi 4u: leaning to u Hobbs: "I want to fuck you with my tongue" [That's it for me. I shoot a load right onto Hobbs's arm. She looks at me, a little disgusted, and says, "Jeez, aim next time..." Sure I'll aim next time, straight up your ass, I'm thinking.] Bi 4u: oh, please do Hobbs: I will Shell..... but first I want to know what your breasts look like... because I want to be able to see it when I suck your nipple Bi 4u: they are the normal... 36c Hobbs: there's no such thing as a normal breast, lover... 36c is beautiful Bi 4u: not to small and not to big Hobbs: let me put my mouth on one Bi 4u: a hand full... leaning to u Hobbs: mmmmm and more than a mouthful Bi 4u: im still laying next to u Hobbs: your skin tastes nice and salty. You've been sweating just a little haven't you.... Bi 4u: oh, yes... mmmmmmm that feels good Hobbs: now I'm sucking on your nipple and squeezing the other one gently with my finger Bi 4u: mmmmmm... go on Hobbs: you're still facing me right? I'm going to press my body against yours... I want to feel your breasts against my chest Bi 4u: hold u to me Hobbs: I want to feel your nipples on my nipples... your mouth on my mouth Bi 4u: this feel good Hobbs: and your pussy on my pussy Bi 4u: kissing u now Hobbs: I just want to be one for a minute. mmmmm you kiss so well... can you feel how hot my sex is between your legs? it feels so good to press them together Bi 4u: u tongue feels so good Hobbs: it's going to feel even better where it's headed. Bi 4u: and smell is out of this world Hobbs: I'm kissing you on your shoulder Bi 4u: nothing better then sex smell Hobbs: now I'm sucking the finger you put in my sex. It tastes soooo good... I'm going to deep kiss you now... lie on your back... open your legs up... wider baby Bi 4u: moving legs Hobbs: I'm gonna get my face really close to your sex but I'm not going to touch it yet... can you feel my breath on your sex? Bi 4u: yes... rubbing the back of ur head Hobbs: are you shaved or not? Bi 4u: shaved Hobbs: mmmm........ I'm going to kiss about two inches above your clit...... now I'm going to lift one of your legs and kiss the back of your knee. Doesn't that feel good? Bi 4u: mmmmm go on... real good Hobbs: now I'm going to put your leg back down and kiss the inside of your thigh... way high up near your sex Bi 4u: dont stop Hobbs: ohhhh, I think my hair accidentally brushed against your clit, did you feel it? Bi 4u: yes i did... felt good... holding ur hair back Hobbs: now I'm going to kiss your clit. You should be so worked up and I'm going to kiss it so lightly that for a second you won't be sure I'm even touching it.... Bi 4u: i getting wet Hobbs: you'd better be wet. I want to taste you Bi 4u: oh, u will... can u feel my heat Hobbs: yes I can feel it Hobbs: does your man swirl his tongue around your clit? that's what i'm doing now... I cant believe how wet I still am Bi 4u: oohhhhhhh,ya... its is feeling too good Hobbs: mmmmmmmmm. it is TASTING good Bi 4u: im playing w/ my self now Hobbs: now I'm going to lick your lips Bi 4u: mmmm Hobbs: you can let me talk, you dont have to answer --- I couldn't even type when you were fucking me...... Hobbs: I'm going to slip my tongue inside of you. I want to see how far I can get my tongue inside of you........ Bi 4u: tongue feels soooooo good Hobbs: you can feel it lick inside your walls... now I'm fucking you with my tongue Bi 4u: mmmmmm... oh, god Hobbs: I'm taking your legs and lifting them over my shoulders to open you up... I'm going to lick all the way from your clit to your asshole and back up again... and then I'm slipping a finger in your pussy Bi 4u: yaaaaaaaa dont stop Hobbs: and now two fingers in your pussy, and I'm wiggling them in a "come here" motion to hit the inside top of your sex...... now I'm sucking your clit while I'm fucking you with two fingers Bi 4u: mmmmmmmm Hobbs: now im putting a third finger into your sex... i want to feel you come around my fingers... i want to suck your clit until your sex squeezes me the way i squeezed you Bi 4u: im getting here Hobbs: i want to take you away and put you in a castle and lick you forever Bi 4u: im there!!!! Hobbs: mmmmm we could be two princesses in our own fairy tale mmmmmmmmmmm Bi 4u: mmmmmmm Hobbs: Im going to lick and suck and fuck with my fingers and my mouth and hold you and whisper in your ear while you cum Bi 4u: oooooo Hobbs: i want to whisper about all the places we can go and all the ways I can make you feel Bi 4u: y Hobbs: oh I cant believe Im saying this to another woman this is soooo hot Bi 4u: im getting ready to cum Hobbs: oh yeah, moving my fingers slowly and feeling your pussy hum around my hand while I make love to you with it Bi 4u: ooooo Hobbs: oh im getting close again Bi 4u: oooo Hobbs: you're so wet and sexy and hot... and the way you writhe on the bed is soooo fine... your my dancer tonight Bi 4u: cuming nowwww Hobbs: thats it baby ohhhhhhhh Bi 4u: o Hobbs: you're so beautiful when you cum you smell and taste and look so good oh I can smell your sex and hair and skin ohhhhh i just want to cuddle you while you cum i want to hold you while you catch your breath Bi 4u: wow Hobbs: that place i found, you found it too Bi 4u: breathing too hard right now Hobbs: thats it hold me while you breath hard you're so pretty Bi 4u: u feel so good Hobbs: mmmmmmmm Hobbs: i want to kiss your mouth gently Hobbs: i want the cum on my face and the cum on your face to mingle Bi 4u: kiss u very gently back And that's about all. Hobbs and Bi 4u exchange a few more pleasantries, but once you get your rocks off with someone you don't know, there's not much incentive to hang around. Besides, I have other plans for the rest of the evening. None of them involves a keyboard. ========================================= Assmaster McStuff #2. April 6, 1998. "Girl Talk: Assmaster McStuff Listens In." copyright 1998 Assmaster McStuff. Write to assmastermcstuff@hotmail.com. Attach a picture of yourself if you're hot. Constructive criticism welcomed. Assmaster Mcstuff's motorcycle sez "Ass, Gas or Grass -- no one rides free." Previous McStuff: #1 Assmaster McStuff and His E-Mail Honey (MF, anal, light bdsm). Search for it on dejanews (originally posted to ASSM). Forthcoming McStuffery: "Assmaster McStuff and the Stolen Panties." 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