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	This is actually an older MrSpraycan story, from 1995 or so. Based
initially on some brief personals interchanges I saw while lurking, but
much expanded. Recently repolished for your edification and delight ...
Feedback is always welcomed.
	*Copyright* is claimed, 1995-1997 by Baton Rouge ThoughtScapes, and
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This is MrSpraycan story No. 43


PRONGING MRS.ALCHEMIST


"FANTASY: WANT TO SEE MY WIFE PRONGED. Married professional (47), Abbott
Park area, wants to watch superstud professionally fuck his attractive wife
(36yrs, 34-25-38, 125lb, blonde, trim, willing. See natalia1.jpg in
separate file). Offers? Contact Dr. Alchemist ...blahblah..."

	You see these ads all the time, one sort or another. This was some
older guy with a hot young wife, looking for 'the big thrill.' He'd posted
and reposted the cryptic little note on a Chicago area adult BBS, asking if
someone, somewhere would like to fuck his wife while he watched. No replies
I guess, because a few weeks later, I see it again, same wording on AOL.
He'd enclosed the same JPEG, this real fuzzy holiday beach snap of a
youngish blonde in an unstylish light blue bikini, kinda blurry, with the
colors all screwed up and muddy. Real hard to tell what she really looked
like. Petite, kind of plain, not very tanned, kind of ordinary shapewise,
nothing special in the way of tits, biggish ass, but not bad legs. But who
knows if it was genuine, or recent? I've seen pix posted in the groups that
are from the 60s and 70s, passed off by stupids who think we didn't go to
school and learn about history. I mean, lime green pant suits? Platform
soles!?

So, this was my reply. I figured all this reposting counted for serious,
and there was something that appealed to my dark side.

	"Hey, Al, dude! How's it hanging!
	"Sure. I would love to throw a fuck into your wife. If she's not a
complete mutt, that is. There are laws about bestiality, you know. And I
gotta be careful, cuz I'm on parole. Was that pic from any time in the past
five years? Time to buy a new camera, either way. It was kinda crappy. But
since you're so anxious to watch blondie get it, I'm prepared to take a
chance.
	"Listen, now. I'm a dominant, unlike you. So let's get real, shall
we? Fucking her might be fun, but it won't be sufficient, will it? Either
you're trying to punish her, put her in her place . . . or you get off on
the idea of seeing her really come like crazy, with a big prick, a real
guy's schlong, shoved in her, pumping out the voodoo cream. So, either way,
let's not waste my time. Let's go for it, seize the opportoonity! Meaning,
why not give her a real workout, huh?
	"Think about it for a minute. Sounds good, doesn't it?
	"So, more precisely, I'd like to tie your wife up, and do a whole
bunch of crude, nasty things to her. Make sure I service all the orifices
in style, yes? Sound good? Let me really bang the bitch, like I mean it.
She into S&M, all that good stuff, by any chance?"
	"Bonin' Billy" The Humpmeister

	Well, I think that did it. I got a ridiculously eager reply, within
a half hour or so. Oh, he wanted it, all right. Regaled me with some
pathetic yawn-inducing sob story, you know the kind of thing:  about being
a tubby balding research chemist, always too tired, bendy sausage syndrome,
disappointed waspish young wife, Russian, chemist herself but working at
home on Ph.D thesis, she always liked the idea of, a mutual fantasy, it's
sure to get him hard . . . heard it?
	And here's what I told him. After I sent this off, I thought, you
know, maybe I kinda said too much there, up front. Maybe he'll freak out,
and that'll be it. But, shit, I couldn't help it. I just love writing
stories!

	"Okay, Al. Here's The Humpmeister again.
	I'm going to pursue this. So break the news to her, if she doesn't
already know. Don't be subtle about it, either. Tell her she's getting her
wish fulfilled. She's going to be fucked. If I were you, I'd give her a
printout of this message, confiscate her panties, and send her off to her
room to read it, and stir the pot.
	"Now, start figuring out a time and a place. Unless you've got a
very good reason why not, I think your place, 6.30 prompt, tomorrow night
sounds perfectly good. Why wait? Now, where the fuck is Abbott Park? E-mail
me your full address and some directions from the South Side. And since
you're sure to get asked by the bitch, this is what I plan to do...
	"There won't be any elaborate introductions or polite pussyfooting
around, okay? The whore needs to be treated with contempt, and richly
humiliated. Am I right? You know I am.
	"In treating her like shit, I'll be doing something for you. I
think it's cool if I get to turn you both on at the same time. I'm going to
walk in like I own the place, and you're both going to be very pleased to
see me, understand? You'll know it's me: I'm 6' 3", bodybuilder type,
shaved head, under 30, weigh about 220 lb, and I'm black. Pleased? Or did
you guess that already?
	"So, soon as I walk in, the first thing I'll need is a blindfold.
You go get it. Your wife will stand in front of me, and you'll come back
and kneel, and hand it over. She'll tell us both in plain fourletter word
English that she's a whore, a cunt, a slut, and that she wants to be had.
Totally possessed. No restrictions, no reservations. Look us in the eye and
say it. Then I'll blindfold her.
	She will remain there, trembling with anticipation, regretting her
words, listening to me loading my camera, setting up a tripod. Yes, I'm
going to take a few photos to remember her by. What am I saying? A few
hundred, more like it. There's always some sucker around who'll buy dirty
pictures, and if she's not too ugly she'll be famous, to a limited audience
of pervs, anyway. I'll put the good ones on the Net. She can stand there,
talking dirty, until I tell her to start stripping. There's no rush. I'll
get her down to her underwear, then we'll take a time out. I'll walk around
her, touching whatever I want, stroking her, so you can see I'm taking
over. And of course to let her know, too.
	"You say she's in her late thirties and quite attractive. Well, to
me that's kind of old, and my taste in chicks is obviously way better than
yours, because frankly she looked kind of ratty in the picture you showed.
	"So she'll get to hear what I think of her, just like you will. Not
just her hair, or her clothes. No, I like to check the little details.
Stretch marks, tan lines, state of her skin, zits, flabbiness, cellulite,
muscle tone, wrinkles, little veins, how good her pedicure is, looking for
inattention to detail in shaving her legs, her armpits. It'll be just Part
One of a real inspection; an intensely personal one, more thorough and
humiliating than she's ever had from anyone in her life. When I'm through,
there's nothing I won't know about her. I'll know more than her, more than
you. And she's going to be extremely well photographed, into the bargain.
	"I'll tell her not to speak unless spoken to. The only noises I
want are when she cums. She'll be good and nervous after I've told her
about how she looks. Then, I'll roughly turn her around, and rip off her
bra. Just destroy it. Always gets 'em, a bit of violence, huh?
	"I like to handle tits, and I know a lot about them. I'll critique
hers for you both. Firmness, shape, wobble factor, overall appeal. I'll get
her nipples hard, and suck on them. And pinch them. No point being too
gentle. Just imagine : Mrs. Former Soviet Union Wimp standing there in
nothing but her panties, getting her tits stroked and fondled by a complete
stranger. It can't fail to turn her on. And you? How will you feel then?
Will that stiffen you up? I'll be checking your pants, Mr. Alchemist.
	"Has she ever had her tits slapped? Not the kind of thing a nice
guy like you would do, is it? But I do. Cup a tit in one hand, give it a
good hard slap with the other. One of lots of ways I have of showing
disrespect to a woman, letting her know who's in charge. A few solid
open-handed ones, some more nipple-twisting, so she has tears in her eyes.
I expect she'll have started to wet herself. I'll ask her if her cunt is
dripping. And if she doesn't volunteer herself, you can prompt her to
politely invite me to check her and see for myself.
	"Meaning, it'll be time to have her take her panties down to her
knees, squat a little and show it off. I like to watch women exposing
themselves, opening their cracks, sniffing their fingers, masturbating,
behaving like whores. I like the sight, and the smell of it.
	"If she's self-conscious about it because you're there and she's
being watched by two men, and filmed, well that's even better. I want a
real slutty cunt show, like the sleaziest stripper you ever saw. I want her
to stretch her fanny lips, pull her clitoris, make nasty squelching noises
with her cunt. And that's what she'll do, however shy she pretends to be.
She'll be told to talk about her quim, what she's doing, how it makes her
feel. I bet you've never seen her behave like this before, like a complete
slut. I'll want to hear about other guys she's fucked, who she's shown her
pussy to, every damned thing that relates to what she does with her
fuckhole, what she wants done with it.
	"Nothing ladylike will be tolerated. I want her to show it all, and
submit totally to me. I want to see her put three or four fingers in her
hole, so we see her pull her cunt open. Then she can get busy,
masturbating. I don't care if she comes quickly or not from rubbing, but
I'll make her keep on massaging it for as long as it takes. Until she is
very worked up, and ready to fuck. We'll all know, cos her cunt is going to
be dribbling, and we'll be able to smell her. Shit, I expect your neighbors
across the street will be able to smell it! Dogs'll be barking! I want her
thighs wet, her pussy hair all stuck together. She'll know from her sticky
fingers and her own scent that she's crossed the line into complete
sluttishness, and she'll tell us she wants more. At some point here, you'll
both get your faces rubbed with her sticky panties, and you'll get to suck
on her gooey fingers, so you know this is real, not a dream.
	"I'll have her bend over, and pull the cheeks of her ass apart, so
we can enjoy a look at her asshole. If she doesn't already get the idea,
she will now. It's for fucking too. I think you should kneel behind her and
let me get a few photos of you kissing her there, with your silly tongue
out, licking her. If I tell her to, perhaps you'll get some aromatherapy.
	"I'll grab her by her pubic hair and lead her to the main bedroom.
(I hope she still has pubic hair, my friend. Because if not, I'll have to
bring along some very nasty spring-loaded battery clips I have, and snap
those on her nipples or fanny lips to drag her on her way.)
	"You can follow us. There, I will have her lay on her back on the
bed. She needs to be restrained. I'll tie her wrists to the sides of the
bed. Then you can make yourself useful. Help me lift her legs, so they're
up over her head. I'll tie each ankle to the bed posts. So she's spread
real wide. Nice and vulnerable, and so very, very undignified. She'll be
displaying her big juicy slit, pulled wide open. Off with the blindfold
now, so she can enjoy the view, see what I'm laughing at. Her breasts are
going to be close to her mouth and she'll be staring right into her pussy,
watching it dribble, quite disgustingly.
	"Then I will  run off a few dozen more photos.
	 "Then we'll go on to Part Two of the comprehensive FSU Bitch exam.
Now she's fgot her ass in the air, we can check all her really personal
stuff. It's always fun to examine a woman's pussy in great detail. I guess
I could have been a gynecologist. Except I'd have spent too much time
staring at the goods to ever get my grade point average up. But anyway, I'm
an expert on female stickiness and smells, studied 'em for years. I'm going
to investigate her crack more thoroughly than she has ever dreamed of
before, believe it.
	 "I'll comb her fanny hair out, and open her up for a good look at
her slit. I'm sure she'll be really drooling from her cunt by then. They
all do, if you do it right. I'll put on my rubber gloves and have a close
look at her cunt, and her asshole. I'll learn a lot from her reactions as I
prod her, peer and pull at her, sniff her, taste her, penetrate her, tug on
her hair, test how stretchy her pussy lips and her clit are. Yes, sure, I
watched her do all that earlier, but seeing is only half of believing. You
gotta experiment too, don't you, Mr. Science? What can she do about it?
Nothing at all. I'll tell her a lot about herself, what kind of person she
is, how promiscuous and submissive she is. How much she masturbates. As if
she doesn't know already.
	"It's obvious that I'm going to have to explore her inside too. I
can get several fingers in her cunt, I'm sure. But has she ever been
fistfucked? Well, now's the time to check out the old muffola's capacity.
You'll be amazed, or revolted. Her? She'll love it after the first shock.
As long as she is willing to give it up, and I am very patient, it won't be
too painful. And there she'll be, your dear lady love with her ass in the
air, and some guy's fist crammed right into her cunt, wrist deep. She'll
come like a nympho, I know.
	"You'll be amazed when I undress. Shocked. Jealous. Every emotion
you can feel. Because, face it, I'm going to be the first guy to have had
her totally, ever. I know it. To make her lose control, to give it all up.
I'll show her my prick. She'll be shivering with excitement, begging for
it. I'll let her sniff it, wipe it round her mouth. Tickle it with her
tongue. Tell me she wants a mouthful of hot cum. Which, eventually, me
being such a nice guy, she will get.
	" Then, you can watch while I fuck her. With my prick. Not a
perfect position, but very debasing for her. I'll stand on the bed, and
crouch so she's looking up my ass. First, it goes in her fat, greasy cunt.
I may not ram it all the way in, just tease her and pull on her clit with
my fingers. Then, after lubricating her a bit, I'll put it in her asshole.
Of course, we'll have to hear more from her about how she wants her
poopchute used. I want to hear about every guy who's ever been in it, with
his finger or his dick, everyone who's ever seen it, every fantasy she's
had about getting her rump pumped.
	"Curious about how big my prick is? Okay, get out a ruler and look
at it. Now, how does 10 inches sound? Long huh? And across the tip, at its
widest? Two inches, exactly. Not so bad, huh? Think it'll fit? Well, I'll
make it fit, of course. Do you like sloppy seconds? You'll have plenty of
spunk to lick up when I'm through. A fucking from me is a real hose job.
Not to mention all the fuckslop she'll have generated herself. The real
treat comes after I leave, and you get to clean her up. But I may let you
lick her cunt and asshole a little after this first good fuck. I like to
watch old guys make complete fools of themselves. That's fair, isn't it?
	"I may move her then. Like, to a doorway or something. You can
figure out a place before I get there. I like the idea of having her
standing up, her wrists and ankles strapped, spreadeagled as wide as can
be, showing everything. Dripping a big messy puddle on the floor. Something
else for her hubby to lick up, eh? Or, if we can set it up, have her
hanging from her wrists, with her legs pulled wide apart. Those totally
vulnerable positions are a big turn on for me, and for a woman too. I can
put a plug in her ass, put my prong in her cunt, deep as it'll go,  and
work slowly, taking my time and asking her some personal questions about
her twat. About what she thinks about while she's laying around nude at
home, pretending to work on this stupid paper of hers, rubbing her pussy,
dreaming of big dongs slamming her.
	"Like , about how she'd feel about being given to some tough
lesbian friends of mine as a plaything. Think she'd like that? It'd be like
being a pull toy for a pack of rabid Dobermans, they're so nasty! But maybe
that's her thing, and it's just that you don't know it! Ever thought about
that? That she's really a lezzie?
	"Or maybe we'll talk about exploring the limits of her
exhibitionism: see how she'd like to be taken somewhere public by me, say a
fancy dress party, on a leash. Naked except for just a collar and
handcuffs, maybe some ankle chains dragging on the floor. And whatever's
dripping out of her, which she'll get to wear. How would she like to be
coated, head to toe, in cum and cuntjuice? Like that idea too, do you? Oh,
I'm ruthless enough to do it, my friend. And she may discover she's slut
enough for it, gets off on it. Then how will you feel, knowing what a
public disgrace she's become?
	"All this as you stand there watching, with your pants unzipped,
playing with your tiny wrinkled old cock. Or, would you like me to tie you
up too? Maybe I'll repay her humiliation, and personally strip you. Ever
been undressed by another guy? Had your nipples chewed? I'll bend you over,
take a look at your asshole, perhaps even give it a little thrill with my
fingers. I'll carefully compare your silly little ding-a-ling with my huge
cuntpleaser. Get her feeling better by giving you a handjob. Sit you on my
lap, take my time, ask you lots of questions about your own sexual habits
and childhood experiences, rubbing away, until I make you come very
expertly -- X-spurtly! -- then make you lick the warm spunk off my fingers.
Yes, I think I will, to see if you fall in love with me, too. I'm bisexual,
but ya know, I don't think you'll appeal to me much. But, hey, that won't
stop me wanking you, or even fucking your ass every now and then, if I
think it will do our relationship some good.
	"Fucking her, that's different. This will be just the start of our
wonderful new relationship, the three of us. This bitch is going to be my
whore, my slut, my slave for as long as I find her useful. And you're going
to witness it all, and help me do it. You're going to be my fawning
servant, my ass-kissing, faggy butler.
	"Clearly, she needs to be taught submission. And that only comes
from one thing, in the end. Being thoroughly beaten.
	"Why wait? We can make a start on it tomorrow night, while she's
still sticky, hot and sweaty from a good boning.
	"Have a cane and a heavy leather strap ready nearby. And some good
strong ropes. It doesn't pay to be softhearted when it comes to punishment.
If she's tied down she can't stop me, or get away. She needs her ass
reddened. I'll probably have her bend and touch her toes while I lay into
her ass with the strap, then the cane. She deserves some good red lines on
her backside. I like to make a woman lean against the wall, like for a
frisk search. Leaning forward, weight on her hands, legs apart, ass pushed
out. Just right to take a strap to her ass, her back, the backs of her
legs. It'll take time to do it all, but it's worth it. She'll be sore, I
promise. And women need their thighs, belly and tits strapped too. I'll
make her lay on a table, gripping her ankles underneath, for that. She'll
get off on that too, laying there with her legs open wide, don't worry.
Now, what do you think: will I be able to resist a few good swings at her
crack? Oh, of course I won't!
	"You'll enjoy it: seeing her thrashed, all over. Then  -- as a
reward for both of you -- you can watch as she's fucked into a complete
frenzy. When she's getting really worked up, I'll let you put your silly
little dick in her mouth. She'll suck you off like a complete whore. When
you're there, ready to squirt, and she's about to come, put it down her
throat. Do you know how many times she can come? You will when I'm through
with her, with my fingers, my prick and, yes, even Mr. Rod StewIt, my
trusty handheld dildo."

	What did he say? Well, here's a clue for you all: the walrus was
Paul . . . No, I'll be leaving for their place in a half-hour.
	And his only comment was: "You don't have to be as respectful and
gentle with her as that. She's expecting a good beating. We have a riding
crop, too. Don't disappoint her."
	Oh, I won't. I expect to stay the night. And perhaps the lovely
lady would like to drive me back to The Loop next morning? In the nude?
(Her, I mean).
	White folks, eh?
	The joke's on them, because I'm as white as they are, native of
rural Wisconsin (we duzzen cum no whitah dan dey do deh) nearer 5' 11" and
more in the seven-inch-dong class. But I do work out, and I do like topping
pairs. It could become a hobby. So I'm confident that though they may be a
bit taken aback when I stroll in, and I'm not some big ex-con, I'll still
be able to dominate this soft pair and have a fine evening. Oh, that parole
shit? Yes, from the state accounting board. I get to practice as a CPA next
month.

ends

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