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A Christmas Poem


Christmas is almost upon us again
That wonderful time of year, when
We all search the stores in an effort to find
That one great gift to blow his/her mind

This year, as in all the years past
The last twelve months have gone by too fast
Like me, I'm sure, you're behind on your shopping
And afraid that your Visa bill soon will be whopping

The gifts for our SO's need not be plenty
But they better be good if we want to get any
The choices are many, the days to shop few
so I'll help you out and suggest some to you

There are vibrators, videos and CD-ROM's
They're great fun for Dad's and even for Moms 
There are towels for wet spots, books on how to give head
Perhaps some tissues for next to the bed

A ruler to measure the length of his dong
or a book all about the parts of his schlong
A book of manners for "eating out"
Or a list of "web places" to check out      (Poetic License)

Flavored jellies and such it seems are the rage
To help get him over the squeamish stage
A book on positions is always nice
As well as suggestions on how to use ice

Ask your SO to contemplate
Letting you watch them masturbate
Tell them you really want to see
How they take a solo jour-ney

A list of singles you know in your town
If you're sure a threesome won't bring a frown
How bout a new razor to shave off her pubes
Along with a variety of flavored lubes

There's role playing games you can find at the mall
And sensuous lingerie to fit one and all
There are bubble baths and all sorts of good stuff
To rub on his balls or on her muff

There are lots of sex toys for sale on the net
One is just right for your SO, I bet
A Polaroid camera can be so much fun
And edible panties delight everyone

If I was trying to try find Ben-WA balls
First I'ld go to the internet malls
But they won't pass detectors from what I hear
Maybe I'll try those another year.

I hope this will help you, in case you have fear
About what to buy your SO's this year
As long as you shop with their pleasures in mind
Gifts they will treasure, you're sure to find.

We'll start to play with our shiny new toys
Us naughty girls and us naughty boys
I don't know about you, but I have one big fear
I'll forget all the batteries again this year

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.


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