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From: Celeste801@aol.com
Subject: Celestial Reviews 172 - April 12
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Celestial Reviews 172 - April 12, 1997
Note: Remember: even though someone else may be posting my stories for me, my
e-mail address is still Celeste801@aol.com.
- Celeste
"She's a Tease" by Mike Hunt (exhibitionism & flirting)
10, 10, 10
"The Temptation of Heaven's Ring" by Summer's Rose (hot anal
sex) 10, 10, 10
"Self Therapy" by The Mad Dabbler (slut fantasies) 10, 8, 8
"Family" by April (transgender) 9, 8, 8
"Reversal of Fortune" by James Green (hypnosis) 6, 4, 2
"A Dark Place" by Jefferson James (rape) 10, 10, 10
"Another Taste of Heaven" by Summer's Rose (wake-up call)
10, 10, 10
"Flying High" by Tiffany (mile-high ff sex) 10, 10, 10
"Keep in Touch" by Unknown Author (teen sex) 9, 6, 6
"Couch Potatoes" by Dulcinea (romantic sex) 10, 9, 9
"A Little Tenderness" by wizvixen (rape) 10, 10, 10
"Lights Out" by Unknown Author (no rating)
"The Magic Potion" by Bart (orgy) 9, 8, 8
"Excluded Middle" by Plainman (phone orgy & first time)
10, 10, 10
"Video Adventures Part 1. April" by Unnamed Author
(pre-teen sex) 6, 5, 3
"X-rated Little Red Riding Hood" by Tower Productions
(fairy tale sex) 6, 5, 3
* "Little Red Riding Hood" by Sarah Jahn (fairy tale sex)
10, 10, 10
* = Repost of a previous review (because the story has
recently been reposted)
"She's a Tease" by Mike Hunt (M1KE HUNT@aol.com). The neighbor has bought a
new dress for a dinner party, and she wants to try it on for Mike Hunt to see
if it is inappropriately sexy. Sure - Mike Hunt is always willing to help a
lady in dis-dress.
"Wow!" Mike Hunt often resorts to palindromes when aroused. "Wow!" To be
sure that she won't come across as too flirtatious with the boss, she has
Mike Hunt check from several angles. In my mind I suggested that maybe she
should try it without underpants. Not a bad idea - for starters.
Mike Hunt also helps her with her conversational skills, like the proper
times to say, "Would you like something to nibble on?" - which could be taken
the wrong way if the potential recipient of the d'oeuvres were staring down a
braless cleavage where the tits were becoming a little bit hardened because
of the flirtatious attitude displayed by the owner of the cleavage. Ahem.
Hello? Can I have your attention please? It would probably be better to
simply say something like, "Grab 'em while they're hot!"
In my college speech class we learned about a technique called preterition.
This means that the speaker tells her listeners something by telling them
that she's not going to tell them what she wants to tell them. A simple
example is, "... and I won't even mention the fact that my pussy is soaking
wet right now!" This story exemplifies that technique, but we'll call it
flirterition - the woman flirts by practicing not flirting. "Grab 'em while
they're hot!"
Ratings for "She's a Tease"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10
"The Temptation of Heaven's Ring" by Summer's Rose (SumersRose@aol.com).
This story presents a good case for anal sex. It may not be for everybody,
but this story gives a convincing presentation of anal sex as a truly
exciting and romantic activity. I won't risk ruining it by trying to
summarize it.
My one concern is with the lack of lubrication described in this story. I'm
afraid that someone will read this story and go ahead and try anal sex and
find the experience to be painful. So here's my factual piece of sex
education. The anus does not self-lubricate for sexual activity, as does the
vagina. In addition, bathing removes any natural lubricants (oils) that are
likely to be available on the penis and in the anal area. I can understand
the urge for cleanliness when approaching anal sex, but if you wash the anus
and the cock immediately before entry, it's going to hurt like hell; but
going straight from the shower to anal sex is likely to hurt. The solution is
to use copious amounts of KY lubricant or saliva (Vaseline is not a good
idea). Although this story does not rule out lubrication, it doesn't stress
the need for it. While I'm on the subject of anal sex, I'll add that it's
also a bad idea to go from the ass to the vagina (or vice versa) without
cleansing. This is because there are different sources of infection in each
area, and a woman is almost certain to get a nasty infection from this
combination of activities. In addition, although this newsgroup tends to
assume that AIDS does not exist, it is important to note that AIDS is
transmitted by blood-to-blood contact, and minor abrasions are more likely to
occur during anal than during vaginal or oral intercourse; and hence it is
essential to practice safe-sex in real life.
I'm sure you already learned this information in the excellent sex education
classes to which you were exposed in your school days. I just thought I'd
repeat it here in case you were absent that day.
Ratings for "The Temptation of Heaven's Ring"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10
"Self Therapy" by The Mad Dabbler (maddabbler@hotmail.com). The woman has a
problem: she has a secret desire to be a slut. Nevertheless, she has
suppressed this side of her personality so thoroughly that she routinely
declines the threeway that her husband has often proposed. To resolve her
emotional dilemmas, she undergoes self-hypnosis and buys a few sextoys.
Through this self-therapy she shifts from a suppressed slut to a simple horny
housewife. So what if her fantasies were still more vivid and realistic, what
harm could that do? If she secretly chose to pack a latex shaft in her purse
for emergency road use, who was harmed by it? Not the baby safely secured in
the back seat according to AAA safety specifications. Not her hardworking
honey who was still longing for the threesome but happy with the new libido.
She was always judicious about rush hour traffic and other road hazards, and
never once came close to disaster. The only possible fault was that she
neglected to tell Darren about her newest games.
Well, it's not as simple as that; but I can't figure out how to tell you
about it without ruining the ending. I think the moral of the story is that
if you have complex personal problems that require therapy, don't try the
do-it-yourself version. Or to put it another way, don't try to solve your
sex problems the same way you solved your smoking problems: you just may
resume smoking.
Ratings for "Self Therapy"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 8
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 8
"Family" by April. The guy found the perfect woman, married her, and settled
down to raise a family. The only fly in the ointment was the fact that he had
been a crossdresser for most of his life, but hadn't told Sharon about this
little matter. I filed this tidbit in the back of my mind, vaguely aware
that that this is the sort of thing that might cause trouble later on. The
guy just never got around to telling her. Things like that can happen.
Actually, when the wife finds out nine years later, it is no big deal. She
simply starts calling him a slut, humiliates him at every opportunity,
requires him to have sex with whatever men she chooses to bring around the
house, and generally treats him like a piece of shit. Oddly enough, the guy
doesn't exactly like this treatment, even though he gets to wear some really
nice clothing.
Sharon gets over her tantrum and decides to send her husband to finishing
school, so that he can learn some feminine skills. Now, I don't want you to
think this is just a simple cross-dressing story. The plot thickens, and soon
Sharon and Bethany (the femininized guy, who used to be Charles, and still is
sometimes) start flirting with John, and before you know it, they propose
marriage to him. John has to think about it. I was afraid there would be a
really unusual revelation, like maybe John was a golfer or rodeo rider or
something. But it's nothing as complex as that. John talks it over with
Janet and Susan (I forgot to tell you about them) and decides that he is
ready for a stable relationship with Sharon and Bethany (and perhaps Charles,
who is also Bethany).
Of course, there's the problem of breaking the news to the parents. This
goes surprisingly well, although I personally thought Bethany's father
bordered on jubilation when he agreed to give her (him) away at the marriage
ceremony. After that, they begin marriage preparations in Earnest. I'm
sorry; "in earnest" is just an expression. For a moment there I thought we
might have to determine Ernie's gender.
I'm sure some readers will like this story even more than I did. It's an
interesting idea, but the narrative spends more time on details of wardrobe
than on anything I personally consider to be erotic. But it's a very nice
wardrobe. I've been spoiled by Vickie Tern's TG stories, which have shown me
that it's possible to develop a TG plot that is more logically coherent than
this one.
Ratings for "Family"
Athena (technical quality): 9
Venus (plot & character): 8
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 8
"Reversal of Fortune" by James Green (UYFZ78A@prodigy.com). The yuppies hire
a maid, who hypnotizes them and gets them to kill themselves in a car
accident, so that she can have their money. The story has almost nothing to
do with sex.
Ratings for "Reversal of Fortune"
Athena (technical quality): 6
Venus (plot & character): 4
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 2
"A Dark Place" by Jefferson James (M.Shark@ix.netcom.com). This is not a
nice story, but it is very well written. Some men and women are hiding from
enemy soldiers in a dark place, where they can hear the sounds of women being
raped nearby. Suddenly one of the women finds herself being molested in the
darkness by a man who remains invisible to her. She cannot do anything to
draw attention or to stop him, because this would mean that she and the
others would be caught by the soldiers. This is a tension-packed,
interesting story.
Ratings for "A Dark Place"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10
"Another Taste of Heaven" by Summer's Rose (SumersRose@aol.com). This author
writes like Dulcinea with an anal twist. I thought I should write that down
before I forgot it.
I'm GLAD this author writes in the second person ("you" narrative format).
Normally the "you" turns me off, because I have trouble identifying with the
person being undressed - er, addressed. But these stories are so damned sexy
that I NEED something to keep me distracted - something like a vivid image of
Melba Toast or Rye Krisps or Sister Mary Henry talking about puberty or Al
Gore giving an acceptance speech - or a story in the second person with which
I cannot identify. The trouble is - I CAN identify with this story. It
brings back some wonderful memories. My husband loves it when I do things
like this to him, and I love it when he reciprocates.
Sexy lips and hands caressing my body while I'm barely awake, stimulation of
my pussy and my ass by lips that are silently telling me that they love me, a
calm throbbing sensation arising from inside my body and gradually spreading
outward while a tongue gently caresses the edges of my asshole and I writhe
in happy agony.... All I can say to this author is this: "I hope you get
what's coming to you!"
Ratings for "Another Taste of Heaven"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10
"Flying High" by Tiffany (claytonj@SkyBest.Com). Maybe I should just say
this is a good story and let it go at that. This one is a bit hard to
explain. As the unofficial librarian of the Mile High Club, I collect
stories about sex on airplanes. According to my records, I have previously
reviewed nine stories that fit this description. The five best ones have
been "Adventures on Flight 109" by Ann Douglas, "La Salope" by Joe Parsons,
"American Airlines Cockpit" by Mary Anne Mohanraj, "Wonderful Journey" by Kid
Dynamite, and "Airscrew" by Pete Fox.
Lucy Stevens, a straight woman and a virgin a week or so ago, is on the way
home by plane to visit her family after her marriage. A kid ogles her, and
she flashes him. Then the woman next to her double dares Lucy to go further,
and before we know it we have a veritable coven of card-carrying lesbians
having mind blowing orgasms with Lucy and ruffling the kid's hair. The kid's
mother wakes up and gets upset, but he's probably seen worse in the Swimsuit
Issue of Sports Illustrated or on the Web. As part of the good natured fun,
the lezzies destroy all Lucy's clothes except her dress. And so when she
meets the family, she has more 'splaining to do than she had anticipated. I
told you: this is a hard one to explain.
Ratings for "Flying High"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10
"Keep in Touch" by Unknown Author (THC Archives). Amy was the narrator's
penpal when they were young teenagers. He invites her from Kentucky to
Boston to visit him. They have lots of great sex and then never see each
other again. I guess if I hadn't read so many stories with interesting plots
recently, I might be more impressed with this story.
Ratings for "Keep in Touch"
Athena (technical quality): 9
Venus (plot & character): 6
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 6
"Couch Potatoes" by Dulcinea (ImDulcinea@aol.com). One of the first times I
tried to combine grammar with sex is summarized in the following
conversation: "I feel good." "And you feel well." The guy to whom I spoke
that rebuttal didn't know what I was talking about. I dumped him. The reason
I stayed with my present husband {I like that expression: my present husband}
was because he subsequently replied to a similar prompt, "I feel good because
you feel so well." That's the way to an English teacher's heart. Part of
the preceding narrative also occurs in this story.
In this story the man and woman are spending a quiet night on the couch, but
she can't stay quiet - nor can she stay dry. But they do have a very nice
evening at home. These people seem to be very compatible.
Ratings for "Couch Potatoes"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 9
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9
"A Little Tenderness" by wizvixen (THC Archive). Rape is inevitable; relax
and enjoy it. That aphorism would seem to be especially appropriate for a
guy being raped in a story on this newsgroup. What could be more enjoyable
for a college student coming home from the library late at night than to have
a sexy woman who wants a little tenderness force herself on him? Oddly
enough, this guy doesn't enjoy it; and this is a very good story.
Ratings for "A Little Tenderness"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10
"Lights Out" by Unknown Author (THC Archive). This story exemplifies the
problem of reposts like those from the THC Archives. I downloaded what
appeared to be all three parts of this story. What I actually had found were
the first three parts of who knows how many parts. The story as posted is
not complete. What we have here is a very interesting start, but it's
impossible to make comments about the story without the whole thing.
I don't know why THC and others do this, but it happens quite often. Do the
reposters assume that readers simply want disjointed parts of stories with
sex in them? By deleting the pertinent information about the original
authors, the reposters make it impossible for interested people to find the
whole stories.
If anyone knows more about the rest of "Lights Out" or is willing to post the
entire story, I would be happy to hear from you.
Ratings for "Lights Out" (No rating)
"The Magic Potion" by Bart (rhp@concordia.ca). The high school kid is a
virgin with a sexy neighbor; but she offers him a drink (the magic potion)
and he quickly becomes an enthusiastic and proficient participant in the
summer orgy season. There's really not much plot, just a lot of sexual
activities, some of which sound improbable. These ladies are certainly
interested in anal activities.
Ratings for "The Magic Potion"
Athena (technical quality): 9
Venus (plot & character): 8
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 8
"Excluded Middle" by Plainman (phone orgy & first time). Princess needs a hot
cock, and lacking that she wants to have phone sex with her brother and her
sister-in-law. In that context they decide to supply the missing part to
Uther Pendragon's "April's First," which I reviewed in CR 170.
It's an interesting set-up. If readers have read "April's First" {if they
haven't, they should find the story and read it}, they will know Brian and
April; and if they've read other Pendragon stories, they'll know something
about that author's overall style and the value system he tends to infuse
into his stories. In addition, if readers have read other Plainman stories,
they'll know about Princess, Dave, Judy and the others who are mentioned in
the narrative. What the author (Plainman) does in the present story is mix
information from all these sources together in order to blend together at
least two (and sometimes more) very sexy stories.
I'll give this story two thumbs up!
Ratings for "Excluded Middle"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10
"Video Adventures Part 1. April" by Unnamed Author. The author is a
middle-aged gentleman who falls in love at first sight with a 13-year-old
girl whom he meets in the supermarket. Next he meets her at an ice-cream
shop and takes her home to watch movies on the VCR. She innocently asks to
watch porn flicks. He happens to have on hand "Sex with Tiny Women," and
they discuss the comparative advantages of spitting and swallowing while
watching this classic. She's a really nice kid; when she goes off to
masturbate in the bathroom between movies, she washes up with Irish Spring
soap before returning. When she discovers that Our Friendly Pervert has a
hard-on, she asks to see, jerk, and suck it. When he cums, April doesn't
"loose" a drop. It's "a fantasy come rue." After they fuck a couple of times
and have pizza, April offers him some pussy pie for desert.
After they have sex about five times (oral, vaginal, and anal), April asks if
Jeff has a VCR camera. But who will take the pictures? "Wait, I know! Why
don't you get another girl about your age and a boy? We could make a really
exciting movie if we had them. We could take turns shooting and stuff...."
OK, but the friend is only twelve years old. That'll be even better!
Somehow, I think there's something wrong here. I know what it is! "Dessert"
has two s's. The easy way to remember that is to say that you always want
two helpings of dessert.
You'll possibly enjoy this story more than I did if what you're lookng for is
any sort of story that has a horny older guy having sex with a presumably
innocent little girl. If simplistically unrealistic plots or really bad
grammar bother you, you might be better off skipping this one.
Here's my favorite line from the story: "While I shopped, I kept some
distance between this beautiful creature and her mother." The author
probably means that he kept some distance between himself and these other
people. The original sentence means that he stood between the parent and
child.
Ratings for "Video Adventures Part 1"
Athena (technical quality): 6
Venus (plot & character): 5
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 3
"X-rated Little Red Riding Hood" by Tower Productions (THC Archives). If
you're willing to settle for a simple parody of a fairy tale by a high-school
freshman who lacks creativity, you'll possibly enjoy this story in which a
sweet little virgin girl wanders off into the woods, masturbates, and then
has sex with a naked boy she meets there. Sarah Jahn's rendition of this
fairy tale (CR 101) was much better. Maybe if I repost that review Sarah
will repost the story.
Ratings for "X-rated Little Red Riding Hood"
Athena (technical quality): 6
Venus (plot & character): 5
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 3
* "Little Red Riding Hood" by Sarah Jahn (sfjahn@ix.netcom.com). I enjoy sex
stories based on fairy tales, because I usually know the basic plot and I
enjoy waiting to see how the perverted author will debase and enrich the
original story line. In this case, the wolf is a lusty lady who could just
eat Little Red all up. That's all you need to know; you can either fill in
the details yourself or read the story. I vaguely remember a woodcutter or
plumber or someone who showed up to rescue Little Red at the end of the
original story; I guess that's the part that this author changed. I really
enjoyed this cute little story. One anomaly: fairy tales usually have a
moral, but this story does not. I suppose that's because authors for this
newsgroup don't have any morals. <g>
Ratings for "Little Red Riding Hood
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10
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