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			       BUFFY JAMES AND BB

								BillyG



  A grueling day had started at 3:30 AM when I'd been called in to see
a young athletic guy in the ER who had presented with a painful white
foot.   It was no diagnostic puzzle; a STAT x-ray, a "dye" study, had
confirmed the suspected arterial blockage.  There was a clot in the
artery behind the knee.  A prompt clot removal, restored circulation
before any nerve damage occurred.  It'd been pretty routine and almost
as easy.  Still, it had started my day several hours before I wanted.

  Three scheduled vascular reconstructive procedures in the OR, rounds
in the morning and then again in the afternoon for the ICU patients
gobbled up the rest of the day.  I was looking forward to an evening
off.  Maybe a quiet dinner, an hour or two of music and perhaps a good
book . . . I'd be renewed, I thought.  But no luck; it wasn't to be.

  Years ago as an over-worked intern in a too-busy university
hospital, I'd learned to hate the sound of my own name on the paging
system.  It was never good news.  Not once did I answer a page and
receive a message that said, "Doctor, I just wanted to thank you for
the nice job you did.   Why don't you take the rest of the day off?"
Never happened.  Not even close.  More often it was something like,
"Dr. Burbank, the GI bleeder has cut loose again and he's vomiting
blood all over the place!"

  I was just pulling off my surgical scrubs in the Doctors' Dressing
Room when the omnipresent speaker blared out, "Dr. Burbank, Dr. Bill
Burbank, to the OR STAT!"

  Shit!  Now what the hell was that?  None of my patients were in the
OR and I'd just left the ICU - everyone was stable.  

  With a resigned grunt, I pulled up the scrub pants and grabbed a
fresh top, still knotting the draw tie as I ran back to the OR
Schedule Desk.

  "What's up?"  I asked the scheduling nurse, June, as I was pulling
on the paper shoe covers.

  "Dr. James in Eight . . . he's in trouble.  Asked for you.  Big
trouble I think."

  June wasn't given to hyperbole; if she said it was big trouble, it
must be really big.  I trotted down to OR Eight and before I was
halfway there, the hum of tense urgency floated on the air.  Nurses
were running in and out, people shouting.  Jesus, it was a goddamned
Chinese fire drill!  James was indeep shit again!

  I didn't even stick my head in the door.  Donning a hat and mask, I
did a perfunctory scrub, slipped into the room, arms up and dripping
and caught the scrub nurse's eye.  "BB's here," she murmured quietly.
Very few people called me "BB" to my face, but Judy was so damned
good, she could get away with it.  She was ready for me and in moments
I was gowned and gloved, pushing my way to the bloody operating field.
Christ, what carnage was this? 

  With the unerring instinct of a surgeon who needs and gets help
often, James didn't even look up.  "Busted aneurysm" he pronounced in
his usual pompous fashion.  

  "So?" I asked, grabbing a sucker.

  "Can't stop the bleeding!" he replied, petulantly.

  "Retractor to me!" I barked at Judy and in a lower voice, added,
"Bleeding always stops."

  In my peripheral vision I could see James' head snap up.  "WHAT?" he
asked.

  Pretending he hadn't heard me, I repeated, "Bleeding always stops,"
as if talking to a dull child.

  Failing to appreciate the prophetic doom, he repeated, "Dr. Burbank,
this patient is *bleeding*!"

  Shit, I could SEE that!  What an ass.  I elbowed aside his
assistant, Dr.  Arbuckle, an old-time general surgeon who fancied
himself a self-taught vascular surgeon but couldn't operate his way
out of a paper bag.  I once had asked him how he'd feel about flying
with a self-taught 747 pilot.  Still, he *looked* good.  You know the
type: Grey hair, military mustache, good dresser with a school tie and
a too-hearty laugh.  A fraud.  Still, if you wanted someone to stroke
your ego, give old Arbuckle the assist and he'd blow smoke in your
ear.  

     At the moment, this patient needed more than smoke.  Blood was
welling up in the patient's abdomen faster than it was being pumped
in.   But where in hell was it coming from?  High up, I bet.  I pushed
a sucker in along side the aneurysmal aorta and looked, trying to see
the source.  

  Judy said, "Yes, up there somewhere!"

  Judy was a first class scrub nurse.  She'd seen more vascular
pathology than James and Arbuckle combined.  I'd have bet a nickel
that it had been her that suggested calling me.  She pushed a large
right-angle vascular clamp at me and I understood instantly what she
was thinking.  Blind clamp *above* the renals and gain control of the
occult bleeding site.   Interrupting renal perfusion was normally a
real concern, but on balance, renal hypoxia was the least of this
patient's problems at that moment.  As W. C. Fields is purported to
have uttered on his death bed, "All things considered, I'd rather be
in Philadelphia."

  James tried to start an intellectual discussion about the various
possibilities.  Jesus!  A godamned differential diagnosis as the
patient was exsanginating.  Fuck!  This was the kind of self-satisfied
asshole who liked to debate how many angels could dance on the head of
a pin.  I ignored him, reflecting the mesentery as high as I could.  

  "Here!  What the hell do you think you're doing?"  James demanded.

  "Sucker to big daddy," I said to Judy.

  She was ahead of me.

  "I said . . ." James started, but I cut him off.

  "Retract, dammit.  HELP me here."

  Before he could object, Judy reached over and hauled up on the
retractor giving me an inch, less, but it was just enough to sneak in
above the renal arteries and do a blind cross clamp.  The blood
stopped welling up in the abdomen immediately.  For the moment, we
were OK.  The whole thing had taken less than a minute.  Then it took
no more than another couple of minutes to slip in a large occlusion
balloon and achieve homeostasis intravascularly.

  Hot damn!  The panic was over.  At least the acute hemorrhage was
over.  Now we had a chance to find the hole in the dike.  I looked at
Stan the anesthesiologist.  He'd done a lot of cardiac work and if
anyone could maintain cerebral perfusion pressure, it'd be him.  

  "Touch and go," he said, "but aside from almost no central pressure,
his cardiac status is stable.  Pray the sumbitch has a strong heart.
I've been pouring in saline and pressors, but what he needs is more
blood."

  "More's on the way," Judy said.

  "Where's the cell saver?" I asked.  No one answered and that was an
answer.  

  I turned to James and asked, "Can you finish this?"

  It was an unfair question.  He couldn't.  He knew it and worse, he
knew that I knew it.  Still, he had to save face.  What a jerk!  He'd
never learn that you can't save your ass and your face at the same
time.

  He sniffed, "Well, since you bullied your way in here against my
wishes and put that damned Fogarty balloon in there, why don't YOU
finish the job!"

  I'd seen him pull this shit before; I wasn't buying.  "Don't think
so, James."  I looked at Stan's monitors; still stable.  "Your case.
I just answered the STAT call.  But I'll take the balloon out if you
want."

  James' eyes popped open in alarm.  He wasn't really sure what he
wanted - besides looking good - but taking out the occlusion balloon
wasn't one of 'em, that's for sure.  He swallowed his pride.  Just a
little.

  "Well . . . no . . . since it's in . . . well, could you help me for
a few minutes?"

  For James, that was a major surrender, as close to begging as he'd
ever get.  I wanted to ask him just what he wanted me to help him
with, for I was almost certain he didn't really know what to do.
James had a lot of flash, but not a lot of substance.  There were
those people who, not really believing in substance, chose appearance
every time.

  At root, he was an adequately trained vascular surgeon but certainly
not very experienced and at best he was no more than a
barely-competent journeyman.  Mostly he was a plodder who wanted to
look flashy.  But plodding and flashy just don't go together.  I knew
the professor who trained him and once, thirty years ago, that
professor had been famous.   But like many once-famous surgeons, he
was so damned rigid and convinced there was only one way - his way -
he didn't grow.  Couldn't grow.  James had been the recipient of that
hidebound attitude and if anything, he'd reinforced it. Show James a
rut and he'd move in and furnish it.

  The technical solution to James' predicament had been worked out a
couple of years ago.  It was no surgical secret, but it appears he
hadn't heard of it, or perhaps had and didn't believe it because it
hadn't been taught to him by Dr. God.  I suspected he thought that if
it hadn't been taught to him, it simply couldn't work - a well
established, stuffed shirt attitude.

  I didn't really have contempt for James, even if he was a marginally
trained.  Mostly I quietly disliked him because he was such a pompous
ass.   Actually what he really was was a mostly-adequate plodder who
attempted to substitute time for inspiration.  He thought that if you
didn't spend 18 hours a day in the hospital, you were somehow goofing
off or worse, cheating.  We certainly weren't enemies, but we weren't
friends either.  I tried not to think of the deeper reason I didn't
like him.

  I made eye contact with Stan who kept a sound system in his
anaesthesia cart.  "How 'bout some goin' home music, Stan?" 

  I operated largely with Judy for the next half hour, Arbuckle
fluttered about and James tried to look in control, or at least busy,
but that's tough when you're not really sure what the hell's going on.
And I wasn't going to take the time to give him a surgical lesson.  I
wanted to get the hell out of there as soon as possible.  

  After the proximal iatrogenic damage had been repaired and there
were only the distal anastomotic connections of the bypass graft to
complete, I turned it over to Dr. James.  "It's all yours, James.
Thanks for this interesting referral."  Jeez, was I being a sarcastic
bastard today!

  He didn't say thanks.  But I didn't really expect that he would.  He
wasn't trying to snub me; it just wasn't in his personality to be
polite.  As I was turning to leave the table, he said, "Oh, Burbank,
would you tell Buffy I'm tied up with this emergency.  She's waiting
for me downstairs.  And could you give her a lift home?  It's on your
way."

  James didn't wait for an answer.  He was used to people doing what
he wanted.  I guess even me and I was senior to him.  Shit, I thought,
she's not the person I wanted to run into tonight, or any night for
that matter.

  Buffy was James' wife.  I knew her from the tennis club.  She was a
gorgeous woman but I had developed strong ambivalent feelings about
her.  (That means that I secretly wanted to jump her bones but was put
off by her aloof manner.)  I didn't really understand what that was
about.  We'd been doubles partners several times and we'd consistently
played well together.  She was a natural athlete and a heads-up tennis
player who was able to augment my strength and compensate for my
weakness - primarily an erratic back hand.  We almost always won when
we doubled and while she was vocal and friendly on the court, she
reverted to an almost stand-offish ice queen off the court.  

  I was more bothered by her coolness than I wanted to admit.  Several
times while playing doubles, one or the other of us would say
something insightful or humorous and we'd make eye contact.   It was
that laughing, eye-squinting contact that lent strong testimony to the
intensity of the connection.  Each time I thought something was there,
but it was never acknowledged and each time I extended myself a little
bit, I was frozen out.

  For awhile, I'd been painfully off-put by her manner and quite
confused.  I wondered if I had stared too hard at her legs or her ass.
She had a great ass.  It was true, I loved to watch her when she bent
from the waist to pick up a ball.  I was aware that she had caught me
ogling once and thereafter, used her racket to pick up tennis balls.
Still, it was hard for me to imagine she'd taken that much offense.
Hell, almost every red-blooded guy over 13 and under 83 had the same
thoughts.

  Finished showering and dressing in my street clothes, I went
downstairs to the now almost empty OR waiting room and sure enough,
there she was, looking like a cool million bucks.  I admired her
shapely crossed legs from a distance as I walked down the hall.  Her
dark cocktail skirt road high on one thigh and the deep shadows of the
darkened waiting area effectively hid the underside of her stockinged
leg.  I idly wondered if she wore stockings or pantyhose. I doubted
I'd ever find out. 

  She glanced up when she heard my footsteps.  I thought she looked
disappointed for a moment, but she smiled and said, "Good evening,
Bill.   Have you seen my husband about?"

  Sitting in the seat across from her, I replied, "Yeah, I just left
him.  He's up to his ass in alligators and asked me to tell you that
he wouldn't be able to make it tonight."  I saw her face fall a
fraction.  Yet another social disappointment, another in a long line
of disappointments, I suspected.  

  "He asked me . . . actually, he *told* me . . . to take you home.
Said it was on my way."  

  Again, I felt small for my internal irritation.  We both knew I was
taking a thinly veiled pot shot at her husband.  She wrinkled her nose
in mild distaste and stared at me.  It was unnerving, but yet whatever
I lacked in self confidence around her, I always made up with bravado.
I shrugged. 

"Would you rather call a cab?"  

 I thought to myself, 'you're so fucking gracious, Burbank.'

  For a moment I thought she was going to say yes, but she appeared to
make up her mind and her face softened.  "No, please . . . I mean,
thanks.  I *would* appreciate a lift home."  Then she took some of the
pleasure out of it by adding, "A cab would take twenty or thirty
minutes to get here."

  As we walked out of the hospital, I surreptitiously admired her
tall, lithe body.  Nights in Northern California in the Bay Area can
be cool and she'd carried an attractive shawl which she pulled off as
she climbed into my car in the almost-empty Doctors' Parking Lot.  The
mercury vapor lights lent an eerie heightened contrast; highlights
were brighter and shadows were deeper.   It must have been the cool
air that made her nipples so evident.  I tried not to stare and
failed.

  I drove an older BMW, a classic coupe, the M-6.  It was a sleeper
put together by BMW's Motorworks division designed to be a wolf in
sheep's clothing without any of those silly, boy-racer lines.  A few
weeks before I'd had a CD unit installed in the trunk, along with a
decent speaker system.  I selected an Enya album as we took the road
west of the hospital, quickly leaving the suburban roads to climb into
the up-scale country nestled in the foothills overlooking the San
Francisco Bay.

  "Howie," she began - Dr. Howard James *hated* being called Howie -
"often complains that you leave the hospital hours before he does."

  I knew James often stayed far later than I thought was necessary,
but I didn't know he complained about *my* hours.  "That so?" I
replied, clearly disinterested in what James thought of my work ethic.

  She nodded, almost gravely.  "Yes.  He says it almost like an
accusation, like you weren't being conscientious or something."

  I grunted, watching the road unfold as we swung around a curve.

  "Yet," she continued, "when I noticed that the Complications Report
for last year showed you had a significantly lower complications rate
and a lower mortality rate than he did, I asked him about it."

  I grunted again.

  "Don't you want to know what he said?"

  "Not particularly," I replied, glancing over at her, dimly visible
in the orange glow of the instrumentation lights.  I had a greater
interest in her legs.

  "You don't give a shit, do you?"

  I was startled.  It was common for me to be a bit vulgar at times,
but I don't think I'd ever heard *her* say anything remotely in poor
taste.

  "Yeah, I do . . . but not about what *he* thinks.  I don't mean to
be rude, but I find your husband . . ." and I trailed off, not wanting
to say how I found her husband.  

  "That's clear," she said in a flat voice.  

  I couldn't tell if she were offended and I didn't know what to say.
She continued, "Howie knows it.  You make him feel uncomfortable, even
less-than."

  "Hmmm . . . sorry he feels that way.  The stuff we do . . . well,
it's not easy to think of the social graces when you're trying to keep
some poor bastard from jumpin' in the box."

  "Dying, you mean?"

  "Well, there *is* that," I gave her as I pulled into the graveled
turn-around in front of their rambling, ranch-style home.  Some
outside lights came on automatically as we'd entered.

  "Here we are," I reminded her, just in case she'd forgotten where
she lived.

  She turned toward me and said, "Can I offer you a drink?" 

  "No thanks." I replied, smiling to take the sting out of any
rejection she might feel.  Besides, she was just being polite.  She
knew I'd not come into their house with James away.  Someone else's
perhaps, but not James'.

  "You on call?" she asked.

  "Nope.  Outta sight, outta mind."

  "Then please . . . come on in and have a drink . . . or something.
I'd like to ask you a question."

  "Can't you ask it here?"  I knew I was being distant and formal; and
I suppose part of that was petty retaliation for her ice-queen act in
the past.

  I heard her sigh.  "Yes, I *could*, but I'm trying to be friends
with you.   I know I've been difficult in the past, and I want to make
amends."

  I was surprised.  I don't think I'd ever heard her say anything so
vulnerable. I turned and looked at her, illuminated only by the soft
interior lights.  I started to protest, "No, you don't . . ." but she
cut me off.

  "Yes I do!  I'm aware that I've been cold and distant and I want to
apologize."

  "You don't have to . . ." I started again, and again she cut in.

  Putting her hand on my arm, she said, "Please.  This is difficult
enough.   Couldn't we go in the house?  I'd feel better on my own
turf."

  I couldn't think of a way out, short of being rude.  I was keenly
aware that I found Buffy James to be a very attractive woman, sexy
even.  I felt it and I was afraid she'd sense it in me.  I had been
single for several years and more chaste than I wanted.  My hand jobs
took a little the edge off, but for the most part, I was a horny,
under-serviced dude.  Oh, there were a few women friends I could turn
to infrequently for a mercy fuck, but mostly I just 'sat in the sand
and ran it by hand.'  As much as I found her attractive, I didn't want
to embarrass her or myself . . . it was easier on my ego to be
distant.

  "Okay," I said.  So much for steely resolve.

  A motion sensor activated and illuminated the front door.  Walking
in, Buffy stripped off her suit coat and threw it over a chair as we
entered the living room.  "Scotch alright?" she asked.

  "That'll be fine." I answered, not caring much one way or the other.

  "You take single-malt on the rocks, as I recall."

  "You recall correctly," I answered, wondering from where she
recalled that esoteric fact.

  Handing me a heavy crystal glass with a token ice cube and a good
measure of an old single malt, she made herself an equally strong
drink.   I'd never seen her drink anything at the club.  Liquid
courage?

  I watched her move as she assembled the drinks.  Her blouse was
sheer and I could see the lace of her bra beneath it.  Her breasts
bounced a little when she walked.  When I looked up and made eye
contact, she was watching me.  'Damn, busted again,' I thought.
*That's* why I didn't want to be alone with her.

  She seemed nervous.  "Your drink OK?" she asked.

  "Not much bad you can do to good scotch over an ice cube," I
quipped.

  She didn't smile.  I doubt she'd really heard my reply.  "As I was
saying," she started again, "I've been cool to you without cause and I
want to apologize."  

  I tried to look interested, but noncommittal.  It wasn't difficult.
I didn't know where she was going with this.

  "Actually," she continued, "there is . . . *was* . . . a reason."
She trailed off and looked down at her skirt.  That gave me a reason
to look as well.

  "Howie's threatened by you.  He admires you and he dislikes you all
at the same time.  I thought I had to be on *his* side, so I was cool
toward you."

  I nodded.

  "Do you understand?" she persisted.

  "I think so.  I can understand your allegiance to your husband, but
I'm *not* on his case, you know.  He's a competent surgeon.  He's OK."
I wondered if I was overstating things.  I was afraid I might have
been.

  "And now you're wondering why I'm even saying this, aren't you?"

  "It had crossed my mind," I admitted.

  "It has nothing to do with Howie," she offered.

  I raised an eyebrow.  "Oh?"

  "No.  This is my stuff.  I might have been influenced by his fear,
but he didn't *make* me do anything.  This is my stuff and I don't
like the way it's making me feel.  You've been more than fair with
Howie.  Like tonight, for instance.  You probably helped him, didn't
you?"

  "A little," I granted.  Shit, it was a lot, I thought.

  "So, his stuff is his stuff.  I'm not responsible for him, but I am
responsible for myself.  I'd like to be friends.  Will you accept my
apology?"

  "None needed, but yes, of course I will."  In the back of my mind
there was this niggling disconnect.  I understood what James' stuff
was, but she'd never actually said what her stuff *was*. 

  I stood to leave.  I was still nervous.  

  "I know you're being a gentleman," she said, standing, "but please
know that I'm being sincere."

  What I *sincerely* wanted was to take her to bed but instead, I put
my hand on her's and said, "I know you are.  And thanks for bridging
the uncomfortable gap between us.  Now, I really do have to go."

  She smiled, knowing I was full of shit.  I'd already told her I
wasn't on call and she knew I lived alone.

  "Girlfriend?" she asked.

  "What?"

  "You have to go.  Is it a woman?"

  I stuttered, "Uh . . . no."

  "Oh God!  I am sorry.  It's none of my business.  Please forgive me
again?"

  I laughed suddenly.  "You sound just like my sister.  She's always
asking if I've a girlfriend."

  "I've never seen you with a date."  

  "Oh, I date.   But no one steady."  I kept moving toward the door.
I went to shake her hand and discovered I was still holding the glass
of scotch.  I hadn't even taken a sip.  I must have been balmy.

  "Here, let me take that," she offered.  As she put the glass down,
she extended her right hand and shook mine.  Her hand shake was full
and strong; no limp handed lady here.  I noticed that her nipples were
prominently evident again.  And it wasn't even cold.

  "By the way, we're having some folks over from the surgery
department this Sunday . . . for a swim and a barbeque.  Can you
come?"  She smiled and then added, "You're not on call."

  She was right.  How'd she know that?  "Uh . . . I suppose so.  What
time?   Can I bring anything?"

  "Two to three PM and bring an appetite.  Will you come, please?"

  I realized right then that I might have said 'yes,' meaning 'no,'
but at that moment, I knew I would come.  I was intrigued with her.  

  We stood for a long moment in the entryway, making eye contact.  She
had electric blue eyes.  I thought irrationally that people with eyes
like that could look right into me, know what I was thinking.  So
then, did she know that I wanted to boink her?  

  "Sunday, then?" she asked, breaking my reverie.  

  I just nodded and turned away, half afraid to speak, concerned that
my hard-on would be reflected in my voice.


		      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


  Saturday afternoon I was browsing in Nordstom's, idly thinking I
might buy something new for the following day.  Who was I trying to
impress?   Then I smiled to myself.  I knew exactly who I was trying
to impress.  

  I was holding up a light blue sweater when a voice said, "Not your
color."

  It was Buffy James dressed in some vanishingly short tennis skirt
and a tight fitting pullover, a bit more risque than her usual attire
at the club.

  Affecting a denseness, I asked, "Color?  Whadya mean, color?"

  "Earth colors.  That's what you should wear.  Didn't your mother
ever tell you that?"  She smiled one of those dazzling jobs I'd only
seen rarely.

  "Maybe.  Probably.  But the only thing I can remember for sure my
mother telling me was to not look down a girl's shirt." 

  I knew I was pushing the envelope here.

  She didn't flinch.  "And did you?"

  "What do you think?"  

  That didn't pull her in.  Instead, she just grinned.  And looked at
me.   Once again I found myself staring into her eyes, my mind running
a tape of imagery, mostly scenes of her in various stages of undress.  

  "A penny . . . ?" she said.

  "Pornographers earn more than that," I countered.

  Wide eyed, she said. "Oh!  One of those thoughts, eh?"

  "Only since you showed up." I explained myself.  

  Jesus!  What in hell was I doing here?  I was talking like some
horny teenager trying to score points with the high school
cheerleader.  I was probably impressing her alright, but almost
certainly not the way I wanted to.

  She defused the tension by picking up a burnt-orange shirt and
holding it under my chin, said, "Yes, earth colors.  This goes well
with your skin and your eyes."

  "International orange?" I asked with fake incredulity.

  "BURNT orange, silly."

  "OK, OK.  I give up.  I'll get it.  I'll even wear it tomorrow.  But
please don't tell *anyone* that I'm wearing *burnt* orange.  Promise?"

  She waggled her hand as if to say, we'll see.  Another dazzling
smile and she parted, saying, "Come early."

  Not likely, I thought.  And get caught with Mr. Cardboard Man?


		     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


  I arrived fashionably late the next afternoon.  There must have been
thirty cars scattered about, parked every which way.  I drove right up
to the front door and sure enough, there was a clean-cut teenaged boy
there who jumped up to open my door.  "I'll park your car, Dr.
Burbank," he offered.

  "Take care," I cautioned.  He'd probably heard that several dozen
times this afternoon and it didn't deter him from chirping the rear
tires as he took off in an impressive roar.  I winced.  Oh well,
that's what insurance is for.

  "This way!" a voice called.

  Looking to the side I saw her again.  What kinda coincidence is
this, anyway?  Buffy was holding open a low wooden gate, waving me
over.  I took in her long legs, almost-nothing two piece bikini and
deep tan.  It was evident what she did with her afternoons.

  My mother *had* instructed me; I kept my eyes on hers, resisting the
temptation to stare at her cleavage as I walked over.

  "You're late.  I was afraid you'd chicken out," she said, pulling me
into a small arbored area next to the house and close to the pool.  I
could hear the buzz of voices and the soft drone of music coming
through the bushes.

  Nodding my head, I agreed, "I thought about not coming, but then
what would I do with this beacon of a shirt?"  Rationalization was
always close at hand.

  "Get out of it as soon as you can?" she suggested.  Then,  "Did you
bring a suit?" she asked, looking at my shoulder bag.

  "Yeah, but right now, I'd like to just kick back and look at the . .
."

  "Girls?"

  "That too," I conceded.  

  Burbank, your nose is growing, I silently accused myself.  What
*else* did you wanna look at?

  "Howie asked if you'd come yet.  A couple of times, actually."

   I must have made a face, for she added, "But he can find you
himself." Taking my arm, she said warmly, "Thanks for coming to our
party."

  Before I could reply, another couple squeezed past us on the narrow
path.  They were so taken with each other, they didn't even look at
us.   Still, I was jostled into Buffy, my groin nudging her buttocks.
Her ass was soft and I could feel the deep indentation between her
cheeks.  I'd wanted to feel that for months!

  She looked back at me and said, "It's a good thing we're friends
now."

  Looking about the pool area, I recognized about half the people
there, and half of those by name.  Buffy introduced me to her
neighbors, then a woman from her university, and later someone with
whom she did volunteer work.  Shortly, they all blended together; I
didn't remember a single name.

  "Beer?" a waiter asked.  "Or would you rather have some Chardonnay?"

  "Do you have any mineral water?" I asked.  I wanted to keep my wits
about me.  Hell, I was in the Department of Surgery; why'd I feel like
an interloper?  Because you *are*, that voice in my head answered.
You're lusting after James' wife, you lech.

  I sat at a table in the corner, initially alone, but soon some
medical equipment salesman struck up a forced conversation.  The only
reason I knew we was a salesman was because he'd handed me his card.
"So, what's your line?" he asked in a loud, too-jovial voice.

  "Line?" I didn't understand for a moment.

  "Yeah . . . whadya DO?"

  "Oh!  Well . . . I'm a maintenance man.  I clean the pool on
Thursdays," I answered, studying the water as if to check for flotsam
and jetsam.  

  He looked at me curiously and then couldn't restrain himself.  "How
come you're here?  At this party I mean?"

  "In case someone shits in the pool," I answered, giving him my most
earnest look.  I resumed my pool watch.  Jeez, I disliked pushy
salesmen, particularly those who persisted in running their game at
social functions.  I thought of them as an extreme example of
substituting persistence for talent.

  Before he could lodge a protest, Buffy came over and said, "Oh, Dr.
Burbank could you help me?"

  He was embarrassed.  "You're not a pool cleaner!" he accused in an
irritated tone.

  As Buffy led me away, I looked back and said to him, "You're right.
You aughta see my pool.  It's a mess."

  "Howie's trying to get them to make him some special instruments."
explaining the man's presence I guess.

  "Good luck," I said, knowing most instrument companies' reluctance
to do work like that without a commercial reward on the horizon.
"Where're you taking me?"

  "I want you to meet a good friend of mine," she answered without
further explanation.

  I followed her through a side door, through a laundry room into the
kitchen.  Seeing the half moons of her buttocks below the high-cut
bikini bottom, I'd have followed her anywhere.  Having played tennis
with her, I knew she had a good butt, but until then, I didn't know
now good.

  As we walked into the kitchen, I asked, "Where's you friend?"  I
looked around, afraid I was going to have to meet another salesman or
worse, another doctor.  Looking over my shoulder, I saw her.  Sitting
on a tall stool near the door behind me was a dark-haired woman with
striking eyes and prominent cheek bones.  Her micro skirt rivaled
Buffy's for brevity.  

  "That'd be me," she said, extending her hand, "I'm Duffy."

  Looking back and forth between the two woman, I said, "Aw, com'ON!
Buffy and Duffy?"

  "Yeah, that's what I thought when I first me her," replied Duffy.

  Buffy interjected, "I've got to get back to the party, but I wanted
you two people to meet.  Why don't you get to know each other and I'll
come back when I can?"  With a gay wave, she was off again.

  There had to be more going on here than I was getting.  It all felt
so contrived.  So I said so.

  "Do you have the feeling that you were brought in to amuse me, or
vise versa?" I asked Duffy.

  "Not really, but I've had a greater chance to chat with our hostess,
so I'm more in on it."

  "At the risk of disclosing how dense I really am, in on what?"

  "Sit with me a few minutes.  I'll see if I can bring you up to
speed," she suggested.

  Pulling up another stool, I sat directly in front of this
dark-haired woman.   She was leaning forward, her elbows on her knees,
her forearms crossed and the view down the front of her loose
pull-over was breathtaking.   Again, I ignored my mother's caution.

  "That's part of the reason," she said, cryptically.

  "Beg your pardon?" I was still out in left field.

  "You have the capacity to appreciate women; at least that's what
Buffy told me and the way you were eyeing my boobs just now, I'd have
to agree with her."

  "Sorry," I offered.  "It's an old habit.  Most of the time I don't
even think about what I'm doing.  It's second nature."  I shrugged and
conceded, "I know it offends many women."

  "And it thrills some others.  Like me, for instance.  I take your
appreciation as a compliment.  It makes me feel attractive.  More, it
makes me feel desirable."

  I nodded, liking this woman more and more.

  "And Buffy's the same way," she added.

  "She's not offended by me?"  I said this with a certain amount of
scepticism.  

  Duffy shook her head.

  I continued, "I thought she was.  She's caught me staring at her so
many times, I've grown to feel like the proverbial dirty old man
around her."

  "At first, she admitted that she felt some ambivalence around you
and that arose from a perceived inner conflict . . ."

  "Yeah, she mentioned that to me," I broke in.

  Duffy continued as if I hadn't interrupted, "And I bet she didn't
tell you about her response to your vibrations, did she?"

  "Vibrations?  What're you talking about?"

  "Let me answer that by asking a question.  Have you ever 'felt' a
woman's interest in you?"

  "Hmmm . . . I suppose so . . . but I could never tell if that was
real or wishful thinking on my part."

  "I doubt that, Dr. Bill, but I'll let it go for the moment.  Try to
imagine that you *have* felt a woman's interest.  Then you might
understand what I'm talking about when I speak of vibrations.  Or, how
about energy?"

  "I'm getting the picture," I replied, still checking the view down
her pull-over top as she rocked back and forth.  I'd ascertained that
she was indeed wearing a bra; I could see the indentation through her
shirt under her arms, but I was seeing only the swell of her breasts
down her shirt front . . . that and her cleavage.

  "Not *that* picture," she laughed, "although I'm feeling flattered.
See what I mean?  I don't even know you, and I feel flattered."

  Placing my hand over my eyes as with the 'See No Evil' monkey, I
replied, "You mean when I remove my hand from my eyes, my energy leaks
out?"

  "Maybe, but she tells me it sticks out all over you, 'like a
porcupine' she said.  Personally, I could come up with a less prickly
analogy," Duffy maintained.

  "Less PRICKLY?" I enquired, waggling my eyebrows.

  "Oh, groan," she replied.  "How'd you *ever* get to be a doctor much
less a surgeon?  I mean with that sexual single mindedness, I'm
surprised you had anything left over for medicine."

  "Some of us are gifted," I allowed, modestly.

  "Well, she hasn't talked about THAT!"

  "Intellectually, that is."

  "Oh . . ."  

  I never heard so much fake disappointment in an 'oh' before.

  "How quickly you digress," I observed.

  "I'm not completely sure this is a digression, but I'll give you the
benefit of doubt.  What *were* we talking about?"

  "Vibrations?"

  "Oh yes!  Thanks.  Yes, Buffy told me that she was uh . . . excited
by your energy.  But also a little frightened by it too."

  I didn't comment.  Just looked at her.

  "Well?" she asked.

  "I didn't hear a question," I replied.

  "You can comment on a comment, you know."

  "OK . . . I suppose what comes to mind is the fact that I have a
pretty decent reputation.  I mean, I'm not known as someone who hits
on women or makes inappropriate passes, so I don't understand her
fear.  Do you?"

  "I'd love to think that you're as dense as you're letting on, but
it's too clear to me that you understand far more than you appear to,
or *want* to appear to.  Admit it.  You *know* what I'm talking
about."

  "Duffy, I suppose I can spout psychological jargon as well as the
next guy.  If it's not 'family-of-origin' stuff, it's 'inner child' or
'fear based' defenses.  You know, stuff like that.  My getting warm?"

  "You ever cop a feel of your friend's wife or his girlfriend?" she
asked suddenly, out of the blue.

  "Not since college . . . and he wasn't really a friend.  Actually he
was an Indian, an Eskimo Indian and you know what they say about
Eskimos.  I thought he'd *want* me to pat her on the ass.  You know.
Like a compliment.  Like burping after a big meal or something like
that."  Then, looking into her eyes, I asked, "You're husband's friend
ever pat *you* on the ass?"

  She looked at me, wide-eyed, then laughed.  "I deserved that and I'm
not married . . . anymore, that is."
  
  "Me either . . . anymore."

  "Let me back up.  No, let me start over," she said.  "I'm making a
mess of it."

  "Fair 'nuff," I agreed.

  "First, I'm Buffy's best friend.  We tell each other our secrets."

  "Yes, I've heard that's what friends do."

  Still ignoring my prattle, she continued, "I'd like to ask your
understanding and your discretion."

  "I can probably guarantee the 'discretion' part, but I'm less
certain of the 'understanding' part."  I smiled and added, "But I'll
do my best."

  She rubbed her eyes, the kind of motion that long-suffering people
use in the face of idiots.

  "Second, Buffy loves her husband."  She held her hand up as if to
stop me.  "Oh, I know.  He's a jerk . . . but he's *her* jerk."

  I remembered the affection I once had for the world's dumbest dog.
I nodded in understanding.

  "Third - and this is the sensitive part - he doesn't appreciate her.
Sexually I mean."

  I stared at her, expecting more.  "Is there a number four?"

  "Yes, that'd be you."

  "Moi?"

  "Yep."

  "See, I told you!  The understanding part just flew out the window."

  She sighed.  "OK, Dr. Dense.  You DO appreciate her.  You admire her
and she feels it.  You restore her tattered self confidence as a
desirable woman.  She feels good around you.  Get it?"

  "Let's say for a minute, a brief damn minute at that, you're right,
or even half right.  Then why'n hell do I think of her as Ms. Ice
Queen of 1997?   For cryin' out loud, I'm not some fast-talkin' dude
tryin' to sell a roll-in-the-hay to some slow-thinkin' woman.  If
she's so damn tuned into my "vibrations" then why don't I feel it?
Why do I always feel a little like a snake-oil salesman after talking
with her?  Tell me that, Ms. Smarty Pants!" I stopped, short of
breath.

  "You DO care about her, don't you?"

  "What're you doing?  Exploring the depth and breath of the non
sequitur?"  I was getting a little hot and it probably showed.

  "Good!  I'm glad you have those feelings.  Now listen to me.  Buffy
loves her husband, but she's ready to explore her feelings as they
apply to her sexuality.  And no, she's not looking for a new man.  But
she knows that she has pushed you away, mostly because she's so
attracted to you.  And no, she's not going to leave her husband and
no, you and Howard don't have to duke it out.  Have I forgotten
anything?"

  "Aside from your sanity?" I asked. 

  She arose and put a hand on my shoulder.  "Give it some thought."
She turned as if to leave, then paused, "Don't hurt her."  

  Hurt her?  She left the kitchen and more, left me sitting in some
state of confusion that asked what the hell was *that* all about?

  Wanting to do something with my hands, I opened the refrigerator
door and found a Diet Coke before returning to the party.  What party,
I asked myself morosely?

  The hum and burble of the gathering swelled as I walked back to the
patio next to the pool.  Same faces.  Different positions.  Everyone
talking, no one listening.  Nothing much had changed.  I glanced at
some jerky movement to my left and saw his nibs bearing down on me.
Oh shit, I thought.

  "I say, Burbank!" James started.  "Good of you to pop by."  

  Pop by?  Geez, this guy came from Philadelphia and went to Hanneman.
Where'd this phony British accent come from?

  I didn't say pip-pip . . . or whatever the hell those guys say to
each other in agreement.  Instead, in a rare moment of civility, I
said, "Sure," or some such equally erudite response.  I idly wondered
if he'd ever been thrown in a pool at one of his parties.

  "That case, the ruptured aneurysm you know, is doing well.  Thought
you'd like to know."

  "Good.  Glad to hear it," I replied, knowing this was about as close
as James could ever get to a thank you.

  I couldn't resist.  "There are people that maintain that we
DOCTORS,"
- I spoke it in capital letters - "don't know our patients' names.
  That we refer to them as the 'gall bladder' or the 'ruptured
aneurysm.'" 

  I waited.  His eyes looked away. "So, do *you* know that patient's
name?" I prodded.

  "Of course I do!" he blustered and then turned away without telling
me.  

  Whew, that wasn't as bad as I feared. I watched him scurry away in
his outlandishly loud surfers' trunks.  Christ, I hope my legs aren't
that skinny!

  Buffy, who had far superior legs, intercepted her husband and
whispered something in his ear.  He didn't acknowledge it other than
to change course and scurry in another direction.  

  Oh, I suppose he didn't really scurry, but it seemed to please me to
think of him that way.  I didn't usually mentally pick on other
people.  James must have been put here to be my personal gad fly.

  Duffy cruised up to Buffy and they chatted in an animated fashion
for a few minutes.  Once or twice, the color mounted in Buffy's cheeks
and she glanced in my direction.  

  I saluted her with my Diet Coke.  Suave, huh?

  Judy, that extraordinarily talented scrub nurse stopped by and said,
"Hi, Doc.  Nice job the other night."

  "Thanks to you," I beamed at her.  "You were on top of that train
wreck all the way; thanks for helping me."

  She smiled her appreciation and went over to chat with the Bobsy
twins.   As aloof and standoffish as James was, his wife was the
opposite.  She was well-liked by the nursing staff for her generosity,
both with her time and with her home.  Often the nurses were invited
to hold their social events at the James house.  

  I strolled around, chatting briefly here and there, touching base
with a dozen or more people I particularly liked.  I ended up back in
the house, arguing the merits of this year's Forty Niners with an
old-time pump tech I knew from my student days.  Tired of carrying
around an empty Coke can, I went into the kitchen to help myself to
another.  Or was I hunting for Buffy?

  If it was the later, I was in luck.  She and her side kick were
leaning against the chopping block, giggling.  Why is it, I wonder,
when two women are laughing together, I instantly wonder if they're
laughing about me?  

  "This a private party?" I asked, pulling another Diet Coke from the
fridge and holding it up to signal the question, "This OK?" 

  Buffy nodded and said, "Well it was, but for you, we'll make an
exception.  Get anything to eat?"

  "Too many peanuts while I was talking to Ray," I answered
truthfully.

  "Judy told me about Friday night," she said in a serious tone.

  "Don't listen to Judy; she exaggerates," I advised, trying to turn
this aside.

  "Even when she thinks you're the hottest thing around?" she
countered.

  "Especially then.  It's my . . . uh . . . energy.  That's it, my
energy!"

  Buffy laughed, "Ha!  Judy's a lesbian and doesn't give a rat's ass
about your energy!"

  "Shows what you know," I shot back, coming close and leering down
the front of her chest.  "Feel that energy?"

  She turned to Duffy and said, "What *is* it with this guy?"

  Duffy looked me up and down, just like I was there, and then turned
back to Buffy and spoke about me just like I wasn't there, "Oh, he
does have a certain stud muffin quality . . . as long as you're not
hung up on brains."

  I didn't have a snappy comeback, so I did the next best thing and
said nothing, as if I were above it all.  If I couldn't sound studly,
maybe I could look that way.

  Duffy walked between me and her pal and cupped my balls in her hand
for a moment.  "So, *are* you for real, Dr. Stud Muffin?"

  I choked on my Coke.  Sputtering and red in the face, I turned to
Buffy and held my hands, palms up, as if asking, what in hell is
happening here?

  She answered by saying, "Com'ere, stud, I wanna show you something."
She turned away from me and walked into a large pantry; the door swung
shut behind her.

  I looked at Duffy for clarification and she just smiled and asked,
"Well, you gonna help the lady or not?"

  Against my better judgement, I followed Buffy into the pantry and
asked, "What'd you want to show me, lady?"

  "This!" she said and moved into my arms, planting a soft kiss on my
lips.  "Thanks for helping Howie the other night."

  "Is *that* was this is about?  Howie?"

  "No!  Shut up and kiss me you big jerk.  What do I have to do to get
your attention?  Take off my clothes?"  She wrapped her arms about me.

  "That'd probably work," I allowed as she pressed her body against
mine.   "But what about . . ."

  "Don't worry.  Duffy's standing guard," she whispered, running her
tongue into my ear.  "BB, I'm not looking for romance or a boyfriend
or even an affair.  I'm so damn itchy I can't stand it!  And mostly
I'm not looking for conversation.  Is that clear?"

  Things started to slow down about then.  I was aware of the press of
her breasts against my chest and how her pubic bone was riding my
thigh.   Suddenly, I didn't have anything to say.  Zero to sixty in a
second flat.  This was about rutting, not negotiation.  

  The scent of her hair filled my olfactory senses.  I could feel her
breath on my neck, her soft lips nibbling.

  She kissed me again, running her tongue inside my mouth, dueling
with my tongue.  She moaned into my mouth and I could feel her warm
breath on my lips.  Lordy it was sweet.

  I ran my hands down her back, cupping her buttocks, pulling her
tighter to me.  She moaned again and humped my thigh in a grinding
motion.  I couldn't resist; I slipped my hand inside her bikini
bottoms and run my middle finger down into the crack of her ass . . .
velvet skin over firm muscle in a deep cleft.  She clenched her
buttocks in response when I touched her anus with the tip of my
finger.

  "Yes-s-s," she hissed, arching back at me.

  Reaching farther between her legs, I felt her soft fur and the soft
wetness of her labia.  I slipped my finger into her slit and dragged
it back toward me;  it felt like warm butter.  She was soaked and I
was getting harder, if that were possible.

  "Ungh, ungh, ungh," were the only rhythmic sounds she made as she
continued to slowly hump against my leg.  She reached down and cupped
my balls just like Duffy had done.  Jesus!

  "Let me see it, Billy!  Take it out!" she whispered hoarsely.  

  At this point, I wasn't thinking any longer.  It made no difference
if Duffy was outside the door or the sherif's posse was ready to ride
through.  Fuck it!  With a free hand, I pushed my trunks down and my
woodie sprang up.   She groaned again and fell to her knees, taking my
cock into her mouth.  

  I couldn't believe it.  The beautiful ice queen was on her knees,
her cheeks pulled in by the suction of her mouth on my cock . . .
right in the middle of her pantry!  

  When I opened my eyes, I was staring at a large jar of pickles.
Christ!  I hoped Howie didn't develop a yen for one right then!

  As much as I loved the feel of my cock in her mouth, I wanted more
to taste *her*.  I fell to my knees despite her protestations and
cupped her pussy mound through her bikini.  

  "Buffy, show me! Show me your pussy.  I want to smell you, to taste
you, to lick you . . . now!"

  Eyes wild and unfocused, she didn't hesitate and pushed her bikini
down and off, falling back and opening her legs.  

 While the space was generous for a pantry, it didn't allow for much
spontaneous movement.  It was gonna be right here sandwiched between
cases of enchilada sauce and Wesson Oil or not at all.  That was a no
brainer, even for me.

  "Here!  Is this what you want to see?"  Asked Mrs. Ice Queen.  "Look
at ME!" she hissed.

  And Dr. Stud Muffin, that hip, slick and cool dude with his shorts
down about his knees, dived between her legs . . . filling his head
with her essence. Her scent was like a narcotic.  No, that's not
right.  No drug could ever drive me up the wall as her odor did.  I
inhaled her bouquet and with an open mouth, breathed my hot breath on
her cunt.

  "Oh God, YES!" she gasped, humping her pelvis up at me.

  I pushed her legs up until her knees were by her breasts, opening
her completely to my lustful stare.  Her pubic hair was trimmed on top
and her labia were bare.  She was swollen, partially open and dripping
down her leg.  I could see her urethra and the small opening to her
vagina where her white juices were now pooling.  Right under that was
her tight, pink and puckered ass hole.  Bending down, I ran my tongue
around her anus, feather light, around and around, and all the while
she kept thrusting her pelvis at me.

  "Oh God, oh God . . . DO IT!  Do it, Billy.  Don't tease me.  Fuck
me.  FUCK ME dammit!"

  Mine was hardly a considered action.  My reptilian hind brain took
over.   I bent my hard cock down to her pussy and with borderline
presence of mind, I asked, "Is it safe?  I don't have a rubber."

  "I'm on the pill."  She reached down, impatiently grabbing my cock
and fitting it to her cunt, growled in a near guttural tone, "Fuck me,
you bastard."

  I sank into her slowly.  "Can you feel it, Buffy?  Can you feel the
head of my cock pushing into your tight cunt?"

  "Ungh . . . yes . . . more!"

  I didn't think of what I was saying.  Considered thought was gone
and the delicious, almost unimaginable pleasure I was experiencing
simply enveloped me.  It was no more than a stream of libidinous
imagery to which I was giving voice, mindless voice.  The ecstasy, the
pleasure of it had caught me up and pulled me into a free-fall vortex
of rapture.

  "My shaft's pushing into your cunt; feel it?  Can you feel my cock
sliding into your slit?  Can you feel me fucking into you, woman?"

  She answered by heaving her pelvis up at me in that age-old,
primitive, automatic action that's been going on for a million years.

  Bracing on one hand, I pushed her bikini bra up on her chest with
the other, exposing her tits.  Humping and driving my cock deeper into
her, I reached down and sucked a nipple into my mouth.

  "Yes-s-s-s-s . . ." was her sibilant cry as she bucked against me. 

  She threw her right arm up above her thrashing head. I reached over
her head with my right hand, holding her by her wrist, effectively
pinning her as I continued to pound into her feminine core.  She
tipped her face up, her eyes rolling back into her head.  Her right
armpit was completely open and vulnerable.  I dipped my head down and
began licking her from the base of her breast up to her axilla,
swelling in the soft fold of her pit.  When I ran my tongue against
the grain, I could feel her close-shaven stubble.

  She thrashed and bucked in protest, trying to withdraw her trapped
right arm, trying to pull away from the maddening tease of my tongue.
She could not.  I continued to fuck into her and lick her arm pit for
what, ten minutes?  Christ, I don't know.  How can you tell?  A long
time it seemed.  Even my mindless chatter gave way to hoarse, labored
breathing as we rode this wave of indescribable pleasure.  

  I could feel the head of my cock bumping into her cervix and each
time she grunted.  Suddenly she squinted her eyes as if in pain,
throwing her head back, sending a silent scream to the ceiling as her
back arched and her body went rigid.  

  I didn't *want* to cum just then.  I wanted it to last and last, but
I had no power to stop.  My orgasm was ripped out of me with awesome
force.  Jet after jet of hot cum splashed into her cunt.  Her pelvic
muscles contracted and I wanted to tell her I was cumming and I
couldn't; the best I could manage was something that sounded like,
"Arrghhh!"

  We both slumped, panting, exhausted and spent, as we drifted back to
reality . . . the reality of the hard pantry floor.  And then I
remembered those damned pickles.  It was painfully evident to me that
I was more at home in an operating room than a pantry.

  "God, oh God, I needed that.  I can't *tell* you how much I needed
that," Buffy was mumbling, I guess to me.  It wasn't clear.  Shit, at
that moment, *nothing* was clear.

  The pantry door creaked open and I heard Duffy's voice behind me,
"You guys made so much noise!  For a minute, I thought you were going
to drown out the music."  She paused and then continued, "Uh . . .
Buffy . . . I hate to intrude on this romantic moment, but your genius
other-half is tromping around the house looking for you.

  "Oh shit!" I heard her say, somewhat muffled as she was pushing
against me.  "Thanks, Billy.  I hate to . . . uh . . . make love and
run . . . but could you MOVE dammit?"

  My arms were lead as I pushed myself to my knees.  "We've got to
stop meeting this way," I complained as I tried to pull my shorts up.
"What in hell got into us, anyway?"

  Buffy pulled her head off the floor and looked down at her pussy as
she ran a finger through her slit.  She pulled away a string of white
cum.  "I don't know about you, big boy, but I know what got into ME."

  Standing, I was able to pull up my shorts, catching my softening
dick in the process.  Still pulling up one side, I helped her to her
feet. Their was a big wet spot on the floor.  

 Buffy pulled up her bikini bottoms and trailing a toe through the wet
spot, said, "Looks like we left a hickey on the pantry floor.  Don't
worry, I'll get it later."

 "Yeah, before James comes in here for a pickle!"

 She started to brush past me and then turned back.  "Jesus, I'm
rattled.   I almost left without saying thank you."  She hugged me
around the waist, her head on my chest and added, "We'll talk again.
This is what I wanted.   What I wanted all along and couldn't admit
it.  Gotta go.  We'll talk."  With that she spun around and walked
out, adjusting her bra top.

 Thank me?  Christ, is this what the feminist movement is leading to?
I waited several minutes but heard no voices in the kitchen and
thought it was probably safe.  I ventured out and found Duffy
patiently waiting, still sitting on a stool right outside the door.
She smiled at me.  You know, that Cheshire cat smile.

  "Safe?" I whispered.

  "Sure," she laughed.  "Buffy jumped right into the pool before
anyone could notice her disheveled state.  You look marginally
better."

  "Ah . . . but I *feel* wonderful," I protested.  Rummaging through
the refrigerator, I asked, "Can I get you anything?"  

  She mumbled something.

  "What?" I asked.

  "I said, 'You're probably all out of what *I* want.'"

  I sat on a stool and leaned against the chopping block, shaken and
dazed.   "I still can't believe what happened . . . *how* it happened.
I mean, no soft music, no dancing or holding hands, no romance . . . .
just WHAM . . . and it happened.  How'd that happen, do *you* know?"

  "Sure," she replied.  "It's easy.  You were both wound tight, sexual
springs under great tension.  The romance had already been acted out,
goofy as it was.  The build up, the tease has been going on for weeks.
There's no doubt in my mind, this was gonna happen sooner or later.
When she told me about it, I thought it'd be better sooner."

  "What happens now?" I asked.

  "Nothin'," she replied.  "I told you.  Buffy loves her husband.
She's not looking for another husband.  She's just in lust with you.
She'll probably get shy now and in a few weeks, she'll get horny
again.  She'll let you know."

  "And if I get horny?" I asked, as if someone *owed* me something.

  "It's always a two-way street, Doctor."  

  She stood and took my arm.  "Now, it's *my* turn to monopolize you,
Dr. Stud.  Tell me, how do you like brunettes and will you give me a
ride to the airport?  After you take me to dinner that is?"

			      ~~~~    The End    ~~~~

  

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