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I would like to enter this story in the Spam Contest.  The story was
written out of frustration and I wasn't aware of the contest so if there
were stringent rules for length etc... this story may not qualify.  I
understand and will not be disappointed if I don't get to submit for the
contest, but I would like this posted as a story regardless.

Unfortunately, the following story is a work of fiction.  To the best of
my knowledge, Spam Cops Inc. has not set up shop, yet.  If you are
offended by non consensual sex acts do not read any further.  This story
is not meant to be read by any person under legal age, whatever that may
be in your locale.

It is probably the only time I will ever write this type of story, but
it really made me feel better.   After wasting hours in newsgroups
wading through tons of spam even someone as mild mannered as me can have
a perverted fantasy of revenge.  Especially when I received offers of
phone sex by email because I posted a story.

Gee Whiz... I thought that was what alt.sex.stories was for...

New Disclaimer:  Being Canadian I was unaware of the actual workings of
the IRS and in fantasy made them above the law like Spam Cops Inc.  I
apologize.  Thanks to CNN news covering the real IRS today on TV I just
thought I should say my story came first.  Any resemblance between
fiction and reality isn't my fault!


Spam Cops Incorporated (Part Two) copyright C. Payne, 1997

Later that evening Jake took Culley to the Road House the unofficial
meeting place for agents needing to unwind after a 'hard' day.  Frank
Bishop, Mr. Research, himself, already had a table waiting.

"Thanks for the call, Jake.  I'm sure glad you busted that pair.  I told
the waitress to bring a jug of beer as soon as you got here.  I ordered
the party tray to munch on while you gave me your report."  They burst
out laughing at the word.  Most of the other customers were agents. 
Knowing smiles flashed around the room.

Jake's report was as follows:

We took them to the basement after back up left.  The old lady was so
mouthy going on about her 'rights'.  The usual crap.  I showed them the
file and told them we'd taken the girl.  No use telling them she was
safe and sound.  I bet they didn't care anyway.

That pissed the old lady off, alright.  They'd been using this kid as
their meal ticket since she was thirteen.  You should have seen the look
on mom's face when we started stripping her clothes off.  When Culley
got out the camera she nearly fainted.  We trussed her up good.  Just
like the girl's photo.  Ass in the air, legs spread wide.  We even made
her play cute, putting one finger in her mouth like she was sucking
cock.  The old cow didn't look as inviting as her spam posting, that's
for sure.  We took a couple of photos and told her they would have to be
used as evidence for false advertising.  She actually blushed!  That
happened about the same time we stripped down the brother.  Wouldn't you
agree, Culley?

Then we arranged all the toys on the couch.  It wasn't too hard to get
mom to play along by then.  I bet she was hoping to get off if she
cooperated.  We got her over the back of the couch.  Her red face and
tits sporting the big clamps made a great photo.  Especially with her
eyes staring at each toy just imagining what we were going to do to
her.  By the time we put on our love gloves (the blue kitchen kind that
pick up dimes) she was whimpering and apologizing for being a bad
mother.

The brother was panic stricken by this time.  Guess it was OK to hurt
his sister.  When we told him how he was going to act out our evidence
with mom he was just soooo sorry.  Then we played the phone sex tape.

The scenario was about our petite young blond (she wasn't) getting it in
both ends.  One guy was laying into her ass with a paddle.  The other
guy was telling her what a tramp she was.  So in need of dominance. 
Sucking and fucking made her 'come' three times on tape.  The evidence
has to be realistic, of course.

Culley started getting some job satisfaction after he'd lubed up her
ass.  Of course, we used the Icy Hot.  She was squirming like mad.  The
first toy we used was a large black dildo.  Culley was straining to
shove it into her ass.  She started yelling at this point, but we turned
up the volume on the tape.  You could hear her yelling and OOOHHHing and
AWWWing all at the same time.

I really wanted to make the brother watch for awhile longer, but Culley
figured a cock in her mouth would drown out the yelling and she could
hear her phone sex noises better.  I didn't think our fellow agent had
that kind of imagination.  Sorry, Culley.

So we get the brother over the couch and give him a lube job.  Thank God
for handcuffs.  They only had three dildos available anyway, and you
know how much the big boss hates waste.  Culley shoved a smaller white
dildo up his ass.  It fit pretty good, considering he'd probably never
been ass fucked before.  He wasn't very hard at first, not that he had
alot to work with.  Then I had him kneel on the couch and act as a gag. 
You know, following the tape.  She started to suck and he did get hard. 
It was kind of funny, since he hadn't heard the tape before he had no
idea what evidence he was acting out.  She knew what was coming though. 
If she hadn't been so fat she would have been able to look behind her. 
I think she gave herself a cramp.

She almost mashed the cock in her mouth when Culley started on her with
the paddle.  Hard to make an impression on her fat ass with that little
paddle, though.  It was probably just used for phone sex sound effects. 
You should have seen Culley go.  The more she wiggled her ass, the
harder he let her have it.  Broke the damn thing right in half.  Culley
improvised and took off his belt.  That part of the tape wasn't over
yet.  No half baked fantasies from Spam Cops.  The pressure on her gag
must have been incredible.  The guy came twice while the belt cracked
across her ass.

After she was good and cherry red Culley reached over her, just for
effect you know, and picked up the last toy very slowly.  It was the
kind of dildo that vibrates.  It had a cord on it and a hand held unit
to adjust the speed.  Culley pushed it into that gapping cunt and hit
full power.  The vibrations must have passed through her cunt into her
ass.  I got some good photos of her wiggling like a fish out of water. 
She was coming and coming by that point.  We were only aiming for three
real orgasms, but she kept having them so close together, we lost
count.  I had to have some relief so I took off one glove and jerked off
on her ass.  Culley smeared it in with his gloved hand.  She really
seemed to like the feel of wet rubber massaging her blistered ass.

Culley really went wild then.  He gave me the cunt control and took his
belt to the brother's ass while he was getting sucked off.  Well, it
wasn't on the tape that way, but he seemed to need some incentive to get
hard again.  Boy, that sure did it.

We left them handcuffed on the couch telling them how the kid cops would
be by later to make an official arrest.  Culley tagged each of the toys
while I gave them the 'don't do it with kids' lecture.  The file got
relocated somehow to the IRS.  Now they've been genuinely fucked with no
kisses.  They looked awfully penitent to me when we left.

The three men toasted Spam Cops Inc.  God, how they loved their jobs!

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