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Short chapter with very little story line.
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DISCLAIMER: The following text contains graphical descriptions of sex
acts performed between consenting adults. If you find this kind of
description offensive please do not read on.
COPYRIGHT NOTICE: Copyright 1997 (c) Beowulf The Dragon Slayer. This
is a work of fiction based on the series _The Hitch Hiker's Guide to
the Galaxy_ by Douglas Adams. This work may not be reproduce in whole
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can be reached via electronic mail: DragonSlayer@iname.com
THEMES: M/F, inter, sf, humor
The Hitch Fucker's Guide To The Galaxy
by Beowulf The Dragon Slayer
Copyright (c) 1997
Chapter VI: The Heart of Gold
The salesman walked into the the large hangar.
"You are going to like that one" he said as Arthur and Trillian
followed him in. He approached what seemed to be a large ship covered
with a black cloth. He walked to the wall and pressed a button. A
sound of a mechanical engine filled the air as the black cloth was
lifted by a chain from above. Arthur and Trillian stood there amazed.
"Ar..." Arthur started saying to Trillian
"Yeah..." she replied not taking her eyes of the ship.
The ship in front of them was The Heart of Gold.
"It can't be The Heart of Gold, can it?" Arthur whispered to
Trillian.
"Can't be!" Trillian replied.
"This," said the salesman ignoring his customer's awe, "its an
exact replica of the ship known as 'The Heart of Gold'. Naturally, it
doesn't have the Improbability Drive engine the original one had, but
its fast enough as it is." Ford and Trillian relaxed.
"How much?" Trillian asked the salesman.
"I think we can arrange something that will satisfy us all" he
replied winking at her and smiling a naughty grin. Trillian looked at
him. "He is rather handsome", she thought, "I bet he is big too.
Black men normally are." She grinned back.
"Can I?" Arthur asked pointing at the ship.
"Make yourself at home" the salesman replied and pressed another
button on the wall. The door to the fake Heart of Gold opened and
Arthur walked slowly in.
"We'll be at the office, discussing the sale" Trillian shouted as
he disappeared inside.
The salesman walked into the office on the other side of the
hangar. Trillian followed him looking at his butt as he walked.
"Nice" she thought to herself feeling rather naughty at what she was
going to do. She never fucked someone for a sale and would probably
never have done it if he wasn't so cute and she didn't want that ship
so badly. As she entered the room the salesman locked the door. She
pulled down the shades and approached her. Trillian knew what he
wanted. She knew what she wanted. She got closer to him and started
kissing him. Long deep kisses, her tongue exploring every corner in
his deep warm mouth. This made her hot, she grabbed his ass with one
hand while rapping her other hand over his large, firm shoulders. She
was kissing him wildly and it felt great. She felt herself getting
wet, her shaved pussy moistening her small tight panties. The
salesmen started grabbing her exposed ass underneath her dress,
pulling her G-string in and out of the slit of her ass.
Trillian started unbuttoning his white shirt licking his black
chest and sucking on his nipples. The salesmen started massaging her
tits, pressing them and pinching her nipples through the thin cloth
of her dress. Trillian left his unbuttoned shirt on and started
opening his pants until she got he large prick out. She stood for a
minute holding it in her hands and enjoining the look of the big
black thong. The salesman wasn't going to let her have all the fun
and he quickly opened the top button of her dress and grabbed her
left tit in his big hand, squashing her nipple between his fingers.
Trillian moaned and started rubbing his cock as he opened another
button of her dress and let her firm tits come into full view. He
started licking her nipples and sucking each nipple in turn while
pinching and quizzing the other. Trillian moaned with pleasure,
feeling hot and wet. She pulled back and sat on a chair in the
corner. She pulled off the panties and spread her legs.
The salesman looked at Trillian with delight. She slowly pulled up
her dress exposing her pink, shaved cunt, all wet from anticipation.
The salesman undressed and stood naked in front of Trillian who,
looking at his big black cock, started touching herself, spreading
her cunt lips and massaging her tits, desperately trying to lick her
own nipples. The black stud moved closer to her and kneeled on the
floor. He pushed Trillian's hand away from her hot cunt and started
licking her fully exposed clit, backing out ever couple of seconds to
admire her pink open pussy. Trillian was on the verge of orgasm,
moaning and screaming as the salesman was licking her clit and
pushing his fingers deep inside her. He pulled back alittle and used
both his hands to spread her pussy lips apart, looking at her black,
open hole. She started blowing air into her cunt, every now and them
licking and sucking her clit to moisten her. She felling of cold air
touching her clit, penetrating deep inside her cunt drove Trillian
into a mindblowing orgasm. She pushed his mouth to her cunt as she
came quivering.
The salesmen, however, was not going to be left unsatisfied. He
stood up and grabbed Trillian's waist, gently lifting her off the
chair and slowly sitting her on his cock. Trillian felt his cock
penetrating her slowly, rubbing her clit as it went deeper and deeper
inside her until there was nowhere left to go. The salesman kicked
the chair away and moved a step forward, sending Trillian into a
frenzy as his cock pushed deeper into her almost to the verge of
pain. Trillian rapped her lags around his black, muscled back as he
pushed her back to the wall. He started lifting Trillian up and down,
sitting her on his cock as she was no heavier then an inflating doll.
Trillian was kissing him deeper and deeper as his hands massaged her
ass.
The salesman started rubbing Trillian's asshole which made her moan
even loader, "Please, put it in" she gasped in his ear. He started
rubbing her asshole faster and faster until it was all wet. Then he
slowly pushed his middle finger up her ass. Trillian screamed with
pleasure and came a second time, pressing against him so he would
penetrate deeper into her (as if that was possible). The salesman
felt Trillian's cunt sucking his cock in and he came right there and
then, shooting his load deep into Trillian's pussy. Trillian was
still coming and the feeling of the guy's cum flowing deep inside her
made her come even harder. She kept riding his cock until she felt
him shoot his last load of cum into her.
The salesman pulled away and started getting dressed. Trillian
straitened her dressed and picked up her panties from the floor. She
was about to wear them as she decided she was feeling naughty and put
them in her purse instead. She watched the salesman as he was putting
his shirt back on. "Lovely body" she thought to herself wishing she
could fuck him again sometime.
The salesman walked to shelf and pulled out some papers. He put
them on the table and wrote some stuff on them. He looked at Trillian
and grinned. "I need you sign here" he pointed at the paper. Trillian
approached the table and looked at the papers. She signed by the
cross and gave the pen back to the salesman. "And here" he continued
and pointed at another paper. She signed it too.
A few minutes later Trillian was navigating a brand new Replicated
Heart of Gold out of the ship yard.
Ford woke up alone. He felt naked. He looked down and found out
that he was, in fact, naked. He went into the bathroom and took a
quick shower. A large glass clock was hanging on the wall. One hand
was on 5, the other on 15. Ford looked up and saw the clock. Two
seconds later he was already running on the beach towards the small
bar were he left Zaphod several hours ago. As he arrived at the bar
Arthur and Trillian were standing outside looking angry, while Random
was supporting Zaphod who was, as he was most of the time lately, too
drunk to stand.
"You are late" Trillian looked at Ford with a harsh eye.
"So-ry, ba-by," Ford replied smiling, "had some stuff to do?"
"What?" Arthur was pissed.
"Had to sleep. Lighten up willya?" Ford said angrily. "Did you get
a ship?"
"You should see the ship..." Arthur started excited but Trillian
hushed him. They went around the bar and into the parking place. Ford
stood silently. Random stood silently. Even Zaphod tried to stand
silently.
"Its..." Ford started.
"Not the Heart of Gold." Trillian cut him off walking towards the
large ship.
"Only a replica." Arthur explained and boarded the ship as well.
Random guided Zaphod into the belly of the ship while Ford continued
standing outside with he mouth wide open. A minute later he followed
as Trillian came out again and rushed him in.
In the ship everything looked the same at the original Heart of
Gold. The same bridge. The same panels, even the same computer.
"Computer."
"Yes `mam. How can I help you `mam? Lovely to hear you `mam."
"Oh, shut up!"
"Yes `mam, shutting up `mam."
"Computer," Trillian continued, and hastingly added "don't answer
me, just listen. We need to get to the System Sol as soon as
possible. We need to get to Asteroid
615ASD in the asteroid belt around the star Sol. Is that understood?"
No reply.
"Answer me damn it, is that understood?"
"Yes `mam. Understood `mam. Ast..." the computer continued saying
how well he understood the command as everyone left for their rooms.
End of Chapter VI
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