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Subject: [ASS] NEW: "The Hitch Fucker's Guide To The Galaxy: Chapter II" (M/FFF, con, ..., sf, humor, orgy)
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Summary: Here we find out why two heads are better then one.
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This is the second chapter in the series. If you missed the first
part you can email me. comments are always wellcome (better send them
via email, me newsfeed is the worst).
This chapter have more smut and less story.
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Beowulf The Dragon Slayer. DragonSlayer@iname.com
The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. (ROA 48)
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DISCLAIMER: The following text contains graphical descriptions of sex
acts performed between consenting adults. If you find this kind of
description offensive please do not read on.
COPYRIGHT NOTICE: Copyright 1997 (c) Beowulf The Dragon Slayer. This is
a work of fiction based on the series _The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the
Galaxy_ by Douglas Adams. This work may not be reproduce in whole or
in part without the written consent of the author (excluding archiving
on a free and publicly accessible library/BBS). The author can be
reached via electronic mail: DragonSlayer@iname.com
THEMES: M/FFF, con, oral, anal, fist, sf, humor, orgy
The Hitch Fucker's Guide To The Galaxy
by Beowulf The Dragon Slayer
Copyright (c) 1997
Chapter II: Our Man Z.B.
Zaphod Bibelbrox woke up in the brink with a terrible hang-over. A
terrible hang-over! You never actually experienced a hang-over until
you had two heads. He felt like a an inter-galactic cruiser driven by
an insane driver was flying back and forth in the vacuum of his
heads. "Great Zarkon," he thought, "I really need a drink right now."
He looked around and saw a policething standing on the other side
of the force field playing a board game with another creature who
looked like it was dropped a couple of hundred kilometers and landed
flat on it's face. "Hey", Zaphod shouted.
"Shut up!" shouted the flat person without taking his flat look of
the board.
Zaphod was not really the type of person that would take
instructions from a person that looked so flat he could easily creep
under a closed door, he was, after all the president of the Galaxy.
"Hey," he shouted again, "I'm not the kind of person who takes orders
from a thing that looks so flat he could easily creep under a closed
door!"
"OK," said the flat person and pulled out a small Kill`OMatic.
"OK," said Zaphod and shut up. He moved back to explore the cell in
which he was in. I was a rather large cell with a nice bed and three
well build women in it. It had a shower and a fancy bathroom and
actually looked more like a honeymoon suite then a jail cell. Zaphod
looked at the bed, then at the shower, and then at the three well
built women.
"Hey," he said to the three well built women in the room.
"Hey," answered the tall blond chick.
"Hey babe," answered the big-breasted brunette.
"Hey honey," said the slim brunette.
"What are you gals doin' here? Eh?"
"Nothing" Said the blond.
"What's your names?"
"Jill" said the blond.
"Trish," said the big-breasted brunette.
"Maggie," said the slim brunette.
"I'm Zaphod Bibelbrox, and I have a terrible heads-ace. Anyone like
to fix it for me?" Jill moved closer to Zaphod and started padding
his left head. He started patting her ass in return. Maggie moved
closer also and started massaging his shoulders. "Baby, this feels so
good, I can just feel my heads-ace disappearing" Zaphod remarked
while Trish started patting his chest.
Zaphod could not resist and started caressing Trish's ass too. She
had a firm round butt you wouldn't believe. He started squashing it
harder and harder while kissing Jill a long deep kiss. His third hand
started her way under Trish's shirt towards her nice big tits. Maggie
stopped the massage and removed her shirt. Zaphod's hand was already
busy taking off Jill's panties from under her dress. Trish moved her
hands lower and started caressing his groin. Maggie was already busy
trying to remove Zaphod's shirt a thing that proved rather
complicated as his left head was kissing Jill and his right one
kissing Trish. When Maggie finally got Zaphod's shirt off Trish was
already topless and Jill started massaging her tits. Zaphod was now
busy fingering Jill with one hand and taking off Maggie's tight
shorts off leaving her with nothing but a pair of shoes she quickly
took off.
By this time Jill got so excited she was struggling to take Trish's
skirt off while Maggie herself was busy taking off Zaphod's pants and
shoes. Zaphod himself did not, however, stayed actionless and had his
hands all over the place: on Jill's bare bottom, on Maggie's tits and
under Trish's skirt Jill was trying so hard to take off.
After some time they were all naked, except Jill who still wore her
mini-dress and refused to let anyone take it off. Zaphod didn't care
though because her nipples were so hard he could see them through her
white dress. It actually drove him crazy. He wanted to fuck them so
much his forgot all about his heads-ace, the brink, and the flat
thing with the Kill'OMatic outside. "Girls," he said finally, "Let's
go to the bed. OK?"
Wordless the three women let him to the bed and lay him on his
back. Trish started jerking him off while kissing his cock every
couple of seconds. Jill and Maggie started kissing each other while
moving their cunts right over Zaphod's heads. After a few seconds
Jill and Maggie stopped kissing and started licking Zaphod's cock
while Trish was slowly licking and sucking his balls. Zaphod did not
miss his chance and was licking and sucking on Jill's cunt with his
left head and slowly fistfucking Maggie while licking her asshole
with her right head. As Zaphod was moving his hand in and out of
Maggie's wide spread cunt Jill was kissing Trish long and deep kisses
as she was titfucking Zaphod's cock moving up and down faster and
faster.
Zaphod continued fistfucking Maggie that started eating Jill's cunt
together with Zaphod's left head. Jill and Trish were kissing rapidly
while licking Zaphod's cock and balls and swallowing it one at the
time. Maggie could take it any longer and collapsed on the bad with a
scream of orgasm. Trish noticed Maggie's orgasm and decided she wants
one too. She pushed Maggie aside and assumed a position over Zaphod's
head. Jill, who was now left alone with Zaphod's cock did not think
too long a immediately sat on it. Zaphod's right head was now licking
Trish's clit and his hand was digging deep into her cunt. With his
left head he saw Jill riding his cock from behind and the sight of
her ass pressed under her dress made him crazy. He wanted to fuck her
in the ass.
"I want to fuck you up the ass" he said to Jill who ignored him
completely. He used his two left hands to grab Jill's waist and
slowly lifted her up and said again "I want your ass baby." Jill
paused for a minute and moved slowly directing his dick right into
her small tight asshole. She moaned. Maggie was recovering from her
previous climax and started massaging Jill's clit. She slowly turned
Jill around to face Zaphod. The feeling of a cock twisting inside her
ass sent Jill into a frenzy and she almost came. Trish was swirling
back and forth while Zaphod's hand slid in and out her pussy. When
she noticed Jill's yellow bush peeping from under her dress she could
not help herself and started fingering her. Maggie was on the other
side licking Zaphod's cock as it slid in and out of Jill's ass. Trish
was about to come and she didn't want to go alone. She slowly pushed
her hand into Jill's cunt. Maggie got hold of Trish's big tits and
started massaging them as she kept licking Zaphod's cock. That was
too much for Trish: a hand in her cunt, a tong licking her clit, her
hand in Jill's cunt and Maggie massaging her tits - she came. She
came so hard that her entire body shaked and swirled. She moved her
hand furiously in and out of Jill's hot cunt, faster and faster. Jill
herself was so hot from feeling Zaphod's cock up her ass she started
moving faster and faster until she came. She continued moving up and
down on Zaphod's cock while Trish now joined Maggie in licking his
cock and balls.
Zaphod did not intend to give up so soon. He was, after all, the
President of the Galaxy. He was pumping his cock in and out Jill's
cunt and wanted to make her come again. The three girls, however, had
other planes. They started stimulating him harder and harder, Jill
riding his cock while Maggie and Trish were licking his balls and ass
harder and harder. Soon enough Jill felt Zaphod's cum about to purge
out of his cock. She gave him a last deep fuck and lifted her ass.
Zaphod came all over the place, him cum spilling all over Jill's well
fucked ass and squirting on Maggie and Trish's face and tits. Maggie
and Trish started kissing each other swapping the cum on their faces
and licking the cum on Jill's ass and dress. Zaphod collapsed and
fell asleep.
The flat person and the policething out the force-field continued
their game silently. A door opened. A bearded man came in followed by
a slender redheaded girl.
"Is this the brink?" asked the bearded man.
"Who wants to know?" asked the policething.
"The name is Dent, Arthur Dent."
End of Chapter Two
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