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Subject: [ASS] NEW: "The Hitch Fucker's Guide To The Galaxy: Chapter I" (M/F,con,oral,cum,sf,humor)
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Summary: In this chapter we find out why Ford Perfect is called by that name...
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This is the first story in a series based on D.A.'s trilogy in five
parts. It's not nearly as funny as the original but it does have some
hard-core sex descriptions.
comments are very wellcome.
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Beowulf The Dragon Slayer. DragonSlayer@iname.com
The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. (ROA 48)
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DISCLAIMER: The following text contains graphical descriptions of sex
acts performed between consenting adults. If you find this kind of
description offensive please do not read on.
COPYRIGHT NOTICE: Copyright 1997 © Beowulf The Dragon Slayer. This is
a work of fiction based on the series _The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the
Galaxy_ by Douglas Adams. This work may not be reproduced in whole or
in part without the written consent of the author. The author can be
reached via electronic mail: DragonSlayer@iname.com
THEMES: M/F, con, oral, cum, sf, humor
The Hitch Fucker's Guide To The Galaxy
by Beowulf The Dragon Slayer
Copyright © 1997
Chapter I
Bip... Bip... Bip...
Ford Perfect woke up in a fright. He looked up and could see
nothing. He looked up and could see nothing. Right - Pitch Black. He
felt a breeze at his feet and the did the mistake of looking down. He
saw yellow stripes cut the black velvet he felt around him. After two
more seconds of bewilderment he noticed that the yellow stripes were
getting larger. A nanosecond later Ford was panicking as he fell
through the black night.
In the light stripes below Trillian and Zaphod Bibelbrox were
sitting at the Inter-Jurbo-Galactic-Bar drinking something most
people would not like to drink.
"Trillian baby, what do you say about a nightcap at my place?"
"Forget it! I'm not going to that miserable planet again."
"Yeah, right. I forget." He replied and bumped his left head on the
counter rendering it unconscious. His right head ordered another
drink while one of his arms slowly moved on Trillian's thigh. "So
let's go to your place!" he stated and bumped his other head
unconscious.
Trillian looked nervously at her watch. "He should have been here
by now" she thought and pulled a small instrument from her bag. It
was a satellite map and the red dot on it was not moving. She did
some calculations and stood up ashamed. Zaphod woke up only to see
her running out the door and into her spaceship. "Baby," he shouted
after her, "I'll just wait here until you come back, right?"
Ford gathered his senses quickly and calmed down. He was still
falling down rather fast but loosing his senses would not do him any
good right now, would it? Keeping his senses wouldn't help him much
either but at least that was something new to do. He felt something
grab him from behind but ignored it as it was extremely unlikely to
happen. He blanked out.
Trillian navigated the ship back into the spacedock of the
Inter-Jurbo-Galactic-Bar and shut down the engines. She looked at
ford passed out on the floor and smiled. It's been along time since
she saw him. He looked rather good actually. Of course, he needed a
shave and hopefully a shower but the overall state for a person who
just dropped a few hundred kilometers was rather good. She tried to
wake him up but in vain. Finally she decided a cold shower should get
him back and took off his close leaving him only in his underpants.
She dragged him to the shower and opened the water. while doing so
she got a glimpse of his cock below his shorts. "Now I know why they
call him 'Perfect'" she giggled to herself. She dragged him under the
water and in a second Ford was on his feet.
"What? Where? ... Trillian... Hey, How are you? Long time no see."
He smiled, "What are you doing here?"
"I just saved you from certain death. It seems that Gorols decided
to let you out the fast way." She paused for a second looking at his
now nearly transparent shorts.
"Ah, yeah" he murmured looking at hear firm tits, "Gorols, those
red fuckers, I told them I'm in a hurry to get here but I didn't
think they'll take me literally."
Trillian stepped back a little. Ford set the water and took off his
shorts. "You look great, you know?" he said.
"Yes," Trillian replied with a wink. "I'll be outside." She left
the bathroom and went into the small bedroom.
A few minutes later Ford came out of the shower wearing a towel
round his waist. Trillian was sitting on the edge of the bed reading
some kind of a magazine. Ford looked at her for a couple of seconds
admiring her figure and eventually said "Hey, what's up?"
"Oh, nothing in particular" she looked at the big cock under the
towel. "Can I see that?" she added looking directly at his crouch.
"Well..." Ford started but Trillian was already walking towards
him. She grabbed the towel and pulled it off. His long cock sprang
out into full view.
"Nice..." She said while taking her shirt off. she got down on the
floor and started slowly caressing his giant stick. Ford was stunned,
I was a long time since he saw Trillian but he didn't think she
changed that much. She took his cock in her mouth. Only the tip at
first, Slowly licking it she was using her other hand to massage his
balls.
"Trill..." He started saying but gave up. The feeling of her tong
licking the tip of his cock was so good he was speechless. She
continued to slowly suck on him while pinching her nipples lightly.
He moved her a little and sat himself on the bad. She stayed on the
floor and started to titfuck him, pressing her tits over his cock and
moving forward and backwards. She was so hot she could not take it
any longer. She got up from the floor and lay herself on the bad,
still in her skirt and high-heals.
"Eat me" she moaned and Ford did not had much choice. Putting his
hand on her crouch he slowly pressed her cunt while using his other
hand to take of her shoes. He then pulled up her skirt and stuck a
finger right into her warm wet cunt. Using his other hand he got a
pillow and put it under her ass. He then started licking her clit
slowly while his hands were massaging her round ass. He continued
licking her clit and now and then putting a finger or two inside her
warm pussy.
Eventually he turned her over and lifted he ass towards him. he
continued caressing her cunt while getting up from behind her and
sticking his cock in her pussy from behind. They fucked each other
for like that while Ford kept massaging Trillian's clit. It was not
long before Trillian came in with a load cry. Ford was ready to come
too but Trillian pulled off.
"I have to rest for a second honey" she said and turned on her
back. Ford lay down besides her, his prick still reaching for the
sky. The site of this alone was enough to turn Trillian on again and
she started jerking him off slowly. Ford could not take it anymore,
he wanted his cock in her - wherever.
"Please..." He moaned, and needn't say more. Trillian leaned
forward and started deep- throating him, sucking the hell out of him.
She felt him about to come and quickly pulled his cock out of her
mouth and stated rubbing her tits over it. The feeling of an
about-to-come cock on her tits was so good she almost came again just
from thinking about it. Ford started to massage her clit again while
she was giving him what would very probably have been the best
titfuck of his life.
Finally he could not take it anymore. "I'm coming" he nearly
shouted and sprayed his load all over Trillian's face and tits. That
was too much for Trillian that came instantly while rubbing his cum
all over her tits.
They both collapsed on the bed exhausted from all the effort.
(considering the fact that Ford was just thrown out of a spaceship
and Trillian was just after a three-day journey through the asteroid
belts of JubJub II with Zaphod Bibelbrox at her side nagging and
bitching it was quite an effort having sex for so much time). Just
before Trillian fell asleep she remembered she forgot something...
"Bibelbrox? Zaphod Bibelbrox?" asked the multi-tentacled thing that
wore what can be considered to be a policeman's suite.
"In the flesh."
"You are under arrest for illegal parking. You have the right to
remain silent, if you give up this right you will be shut. You have
the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford one you will be shut."
"What?"
"You will be shut!" screamed the policething.
"Oh, that. No thank you, tried it once - didn't like it very much."
Zaphod replied and passed out again.
End of Chapter I
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