Message-ID: <1989eli$9707091156@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: <URL:http://www.netusa.net/~eli/erotica/assm/Year97/1989.txt> From: taria29c@aol.com (Taria29c) Subject: ButtBytr Spews On; Taria Is Gone Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: <usenet-approval@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded <story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Story-Submission: <story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Original-Message-Id: <19970708214801.RAA17755@ladder01.news.aol.com> Subj: About to be posted.. Date: 97-07-08 00:39:18 EDT From: buttbytr@spintheweb.com (Wally) To: Taria29c@aol.com (Taria) Taria can go Internationla ButtBytr shall remain rational by: buttbytr@spintheweb.com 07/07/97 Taria's head contains naught butt bull With too much of herself it is full She now resorts to hocus To go along with the pocus With this Haikus she sounds like a fool Not being knowledgeable of Oriental Don't even know much about Continental With all Taria's smarts If they're not really farts Why ain't she on with Jay Leno? The lady keeps mouthin' with so much sass She keeps on sayin', that I want her ass Methinks on my scale of one to ten Doubt if more than a four, butt then Me lass.. that ass has far too much gas In an e-mail message she was piping She was rubbing her ass while typing I must not be too bright For me it did not excite Coming from one whose always griping She accused me of words with sting With gentle caress they didn't ring Butt now according to her Her passion I couldn't stir Even if loving whispers I'd bring Be I man enough for her heavenly curves? Hell, my dear.. if my memory serves Hollerin' you were Get away you cur My butt will not be your hor d'oeuvre Could Taria be ready to weaken Has her pussy started a leakin' At the thought of the rise In the front of my levis And her nipples I'd be tweakin'? ********************************** Don't be ashamed Taria... have the guts to send me a picture... afterall you've seen mine on my Web Site... What could you possible be afraid of? Do you wanta be a "chicken" in front of all these people on the Web??? Incidentally...as always... these poems, and all my writings can be found at: http://www.spintheweb.com/~buttbytr Where are YOURS, Taria? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< TARIA'S GONE - A Rap Yes, Rap is a form of Poetry, with its own rhythms and flow. This one absolutely requires that you read it out loud. ****************************** That's it As of now I quit I don't get paid enough to put up with this Bullshit Allathis was fun But my fun is done I have good times with m'rhymes But I don't get off on hurtin' someone We all were down Just a'jokin around But such a mess I never guessed That he'd go so low he's underground Why Butts Didja hafta go nuts Were you really so pissed That ya had ta go and diss me? We were just versifyin Rhymin was a'multiplyin We had fun a'doin it But then you had to ruin it I don't understand Why the man who's such a Butt-fan Acted like Saddam Or the Ayatollah of Iran It was a game But it came down to flames All you wanna do is wreck me So you go and disrespect me Insult my Pussy? Well, it's still nice n' juicy But I demand a TRUE man Who don't come from some garbage can My rhyme's infallible YOU still can't count syllables! Your rhymes are a banality There's no originality So I'M a fool? It takes one to know one is the rule But I don't need insults 'Coz all that counts is RE-sults It's just not FUN, honeybun So I'm done And if it makes your Wang Chung Just tell everyone you won But as I leave like Boris Becker I say get a spell-checker All mistakes should be replaced Before you show your face in Cyberspace And if you can't write Poems Then you should stay at home Your rhymes are a crime Maybe you should buy a metronome Your Limericks are wack You are no Poet, Jack You lack a poet's soul You need some self-control And as for pictures of ME Mister B--those you will NEVER see I won't expose myself So you can play with yourself So adieu Toodle-oo I am through with you And as you let the door shut Don't let it hit you on the butt And just some parting advice You should learn to be nice If getting Ass is your goal You should not be such an ASSHOLE! Peace *** Taria29c@aol.com -- +--------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `------------+ | story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us | story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us | | Archive site +--------------------+------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | \ <URL:http://www.netusa.net/~eli/erotica/assm/> .../assm/faq.html> /