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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Subj:	Round 5
Date:	97-07-06 15:38:59 EDT
From:	buttbytr@spintheweb.com (Wally)
To:	Taria29c@aol.com (Taria)


TARIA JUST DOESN'T GET IT...
BUTT SHE WILL... IN THE END ;-)
------------------------

*************************************

 Taria, is the maiden’s name
 Attempting to rise to fortune and fame
 Got in a rut
 Tried a few cuts
 All in the name of a game
 
 I have certain tastes that’s for sure
 A fine butt is definitely a lure
 A man of distinction
 I need not mention
 Her barbs I can certainly endure
 
 Accused of being anal retentive
 And being so argumentive
 Just let me say
 In my own way
 That I see that you’re not so receptive
 
 But I’ll continue my expedition
 Until ButtBytr gets recognition
 Til I conquer your ass
 And others with class
 Then there’ll be no more competition
 
 So Taria my dearest devine
 Stop it with all your whine
 Take it with ease
 And you’re sure to be pleased
 From a man who is surely inclined
 
 One thing you have to remember
 Be it April or November
 As far as MY bottom 
 there’ll be no sodom
 At least not from any male’s member

*************************************

As always, comments are welcomed by 
"Mr Butts" at:
buttbytr@spintheweb.com,
butt I don't know if Madame Taria 
can stand the heat.

All of my stories and poems can be found
on my Web Site:
http://www.spintheweb.com/~buttbytr

And I'm sure that this complete set will 
appear there... whenever Taria can't take 
it anymore... "in the end."

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<


O, WHAT YAPPING CUR DOGS MY HEELS?

A series of Haikus
Composed to respond yet again
To the foul utterances of Mr. ButtBytr


by Taria
____________


 Master ButtBytr
 Has shown great temerity
 For One who Loves Butts
 
 
 How to respond to
 His insulting invective?
 And should I do so?
 
 
 Lim'ricks and verses
 Indeed how appropriate
 Poetic License
 
 
 Shaking my head as
 I read his latest attempts
 To kill my spirit
 
 
 No, ButtBytr, No!
 Although you covet my Ass
 --Not yours to conquer
 
 
 All of your crude japes
 Words that sting but not caress
 Cannot rouse passion
 
 
 Do you truly wish
 To grasp my Heavenly Curves?
 Are you Man enough?
 
 
 Do your weaknesses
 Unwillingness to explore
 Limit your Pleasure?
 
 
 Trapped by Convention
 Boxed in by narrow Worldviews
 Growth frightens you so
 
 
 So you shall remain
 Forever unchangingly
 A Pain In The Ass




   ~~finis~~


Small Note: The HAIKU is an unrhymed Japanese poem of
  three lines containing 5, 7, and then 5 syllables
  respectively.  It usually refers to a season of the
  year, but I have adapted it for backside-oriented 
  purposes.


I encourage comments to me at Taria29c@aol.com.  Contrary
  to ButtBytr's assertions above, I am not a "Madame," nor
  have I ever been affiliated with the sex-for-pay
  industries.

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