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From: Celeste801@aol.com
Subject: Celestial Reviews 162 - Mar 1
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Celestial Reviews 162 - March 1, 1997
Note: The following anecdote is the sort of thing Deirdre would write if she
were the reincarnation of George Burns rather than Sherwood Anderson:
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next
door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the
back yard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of
breasts.
He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for
yet another look. Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front
door of the new neighbors' house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a
large, burly man, opened the door. "Excuse me," our man stammered, "but I
couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife is." "Yeah? So?" his hulking
neighbor replied.
"Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts are. I
would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those breasts." The
burly gorilla is about to deck our poor guy when his wife appears and stops
him. She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a few moments.
Finally, they return and ask our friend to step inside. "OK," the husband
says gruffly, "for ten thousand dollars you can kiss my wife's tits."
At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of desire hang
free at last. Our man takes one in each hand, and proceeds to rub his face
against them in total ecstasy. This goes on for several minutes, until the
husband gets annoyed. "Well, come on already; kiss 'em!" he growls.
"I can't." replies our awe-struck hero, still nuzzling away.
"Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry now.
"I don't have ten thousand dollars!"
- Celeste
"Adelina: A Cautionary Fairy Tale" by AirWeaver (fairy tale)
10, 10, 8
"Women Prison Commission - Committee Report 12/95" by Felix
Dartmouth (bondage) 9.5, 8, 7
"Imagine My Surprise" by Morgan Preece (office romance)
10, 8, 8
"Cotton Dresses" by P.D. Michael (sex with aunt) 9.5, 10, 10
"Introduction to a Lady" by Unknown Author (Japanese fantasy)
9.5, 8, 8
"Husband" by Alcibade (sex slavery & spouse watching) 10, 8, 8
"Adelina: A Cautionary Fairy Tale" by AirWeaver (e-me.com@juno.com). This
isn't actually a sex story: it's a romantic fairy tale. The princess is
granted a wish by a kindly wizard; and so she wishes she had thick, golden
hair to her waist and that it would grow two centimeters a day, and if it's
ever cut that it will grow twice as fast as before. This leads to
complications. Since there may be a curse on people who give away the
ending, I'll stop here - except to say that if you're looking for explicit
sex, this may be the wrong story for you.
Ratings for "Adelina"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 8
"Women Prison Commission - Committee Report 12/95" by Felix Dartmouth
(felix.dartmouth@archw.com). This document purports to the a set of
instructions describing the types of bondage required or permitted in the
Louisiana State Prison System. It's written in such a plausible way that a
gullible reader may rush off a quick e-mail message to his/her congressional
representative to protest these regulations.
Ratings for "Women Prison Commission - Committee Report"
Athena (technical quality): 9.5
Venus (plot & character): 8
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 7
"Imagine My Surprise" by Morgan Preece (zanna@whoever.com). The boss attends
the office Christmas party and meets an employee he didn't know he had.
She's only 18 (to his 55), but he's immediately attracted to her. The only
thing wrong with this story is that it's not complete. Right now it's just
flirtation leading up to what I expect to be hot sex. If it lives up to my
expectations, when it's finished this will be a good one.
Ratings for "Imagine My Surprise"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 8
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 8
"Cotton Dresses" by P.D. Michael (pdmm@interlog.com). The narrator has a bit
of a fetish for girls in cotton dresses. It stems from the day that he first
copped a feel from a girl in a cotton dress. The girl had told her mother,
and the two of them had come to his aunt's house (where he was staying) and
demanded that he be punished. While they berated him, he became visibly
turned on; and this simply stimulated the viscious circle of arousal, if you
know what I mean. Anyway, the aunt, who also owned several cotton dresses,
found it necessary to give him some sex education. The story never does
mention what the boy's punishment was.
Ratings for "Cotton Dresses"
Athena (technical quality): 9.5
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10
"Introduction to a Lady" by Unknown Author (THC Archives). The unnamed lady
is the mistress of a Japanese household of some kind. She manages a large
number of boys and apparently some girls. No actual sex occurs. It's all a
build-up for something that has to take place in your mind. But it's a very
nice build-up.
Ratings for "Introduction to a Lady"
Athena (technical quality): 9.5
Venus (plot & character): 8
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 8
"Husband" by Alcibade. The husband stops the car and tells his wife what he
wants. When they get home, she will receive a phone call from a man, and she
is to do whatever is asked of her by the man. The husband (Peter) trusts
this man; and Peter, in turn, will submit totally to the two of them.
Needless to say, Linda becomes Charles's sex slave for a week, while Peter
looks on and both of them experience verious types of humiliation. Charles
even loans them out to a 15-year-old Japanese boy, who has his first sexual
experience with them. The boy learns that he must learn to be judicious and
compassionate as he doles out pain and humiliation. Equally needless to say,
the experiences enhance the couple's relationship.
The story ends very abruptly; it's appaently the first part of a multipart
story that is not yet complete (hence the "low" - 8 - rating for plot and
reviewer preference. I have never really understood the logic (or the sound
emotions) behind the need to humiliate a person I loved, and this story does
not persuade me. People who do understand that logic or those feelings may
enjoy this story more than I did.
Ratings for "Husband"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 8
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 8
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