Message-ID: <1346eli$9706091252@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: <URL:http://www.netusa.net/~eli/erotica/assm/Year97/1346> Path: qz!not-for-mail Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: <usenet-approval@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded <story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Story-Submission: <story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us> From: M1KEHUNT@aol.com Subject: =500 words "Rant" - by MIKEÊHUNT (+mind control) 2 Dear Readers: Celeste, of "Celestial Reviews" fame, is holding her second Third Annual Short Story contest. This is one of my entries. She has also announced that she will allow herself to be influenced by your mail. Her address is Celeste801@aol.com. You know what to do and where to do it. A good way to influence Celeste is with "mind control." First, allow yourself to relax as completely as you can. Try to enter a 'beta' state, with the brain function slowing to a suggestive level, if possible. If you practice yoga or tai-chi, now is the time. OK, with all the focus you can bring without disrupting your mental state, repeat the following phrases. They are different for men and women because of the obvious psychological and anatomical differences: MEN: "Celeste. Let M1KE HUNT win the contest. Fuck those other talented writers. Who cares if they get pissed off, anyway? Celeste. Let M1KE HUNT win the contest." (Repeat 25 times.) WOMEN: "M1KE, I want to have sex with you. You make me laugh, and you're darn good looking to boot. I'm sending you my intimate personal details by fax. Please let me fuck you or give you a blow job." (Repeat 25 times.) OK, so I might be cutting into my vote count a little here. If I end up getting sex from some woman, it'd be well worth it. Especially since I don't know what the prize is for Celeste's contest. I'll bet you it's not a blow job! Please note: "Rant" is exactly 500 words, including the title. That should be worth something! At least a hand job, don't you think? It isn't really a story actually. It's more of a rant, but what the fuck. Rules are made to be broken. Except the one that says you should be 18 to read it. "Rant" - by MIKE HUNT There's a line from a song running through my mind and it's a lyric I just can't get out of my head, like a melody you hear on the jukebox in the afternoon and you're still thinking about it at night when you're minding your own business just walking down a neighborhood street on a warm summer night and you see a nice looking girl who you don't even know with a skirt that's simply too goddamn tight and her ass is wiggling with every step and you just can't believe that women are so fucking attractive and that they have such power over you or maybe it's just that you're weak but you're too shy to do anything about it anyway and then you get that familiar twitch in your loins and you start to get hard and you can't help the fantasy that comes into your brain but your societal taboos hold you in check while what you really want is to get nasty and just grab her and run out behind the building and rip her clothes off and ravish her and lick her entire body and try to memorize every hill and valley of her soft supple skin while she lies there in the passion of the moment as you suck on her glowing breasts and she reaches up and unzips your pants with one hand while she reaches inside with the other and grabs your erection with her cool fingers and it feels so good because you know she wants you and you don't even take the time to drop your pants because your dick is sticking straight out of them and it's as angry and hard as you can ever remember and then she pulls her panties to the side as she opens her legs wide and bends her knees and you know that she's waiting and you position yourself directly over her and then you're looking at her and she's looking at you as you're slowly sinking into her soft warm wetness and your cock is enveloped in a tumbler of pleasure and you lose track of time and space and enter a dimension of delight while you stroke back and forth into the slippery wetness of her pussy and you feel the amazing sensations in your cock but know that the pleasure is really in your mind as you build to your own climax too soon and you want to hold off and let these incredible feelings of ecstasy last for hours but you can't help it because it feels so good and then you let go and fill her cunt with your sperm as wave after wave of your sticky white goop shoots into her and you're fucking your own jizz inside her vagina and you keep on thrusting before you collapse exhausted because things like this are just too good to be true. You, darling. You're too good to be true. -- +--------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `------------+ | story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us | story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us | | Archive site +--------------------+------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | \ <URL:http://www.netusa.net/~eli/erotica/assm/> .../assm/faq.html> /