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Subject: {ASSM} Did someone mention poetry?
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This bit of silliness I wrote came to mind.
Copyright Brian, but its free to do as you wish as its probably rubbish!
The Kinky crustacean

Somewhere deep in the ocean,

a crab he had an idea.

now this may cause commotion,

but he'd show his devotion.

by beating his crab mate's rear.



Now his mate was a sceptic,

and life had been hectic,

and some stress she needed to dump.

so in her frustration,

this unwary crustacean,

said OK, but sting and no thump.



So her mate agreed,

and went looking for weed,

that would give what his mate had prescribed,

He returned with some kelp,

and with a little help,

a whip was hastily devised.



With his dominant claw,

this aquatic south-paw,

beat the shell of his mate for hours.

until she finally said,

are you coming to bed,

and they mated among coral towers.



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The mind works in some very strange ways..

Brian-

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