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From: Shon Richards <shonrichards@yahoo.com>
Subject: {ASSM} "Robot Killer Surprise" (Scifi, M/F)
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Date: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 09:10:04 -0400
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This erotic story was written by me, Shon Richards.  Please do
not reprint on your website, blog, love letters to your lover etc
without asking me first.  I have yet to refuse a reprint but
let's just be polite about it, okay?

You can write to me at shonrichards at yahoo.com.  I will be
delighted to hear your comments.

Find out what I am up to at http://erotiterrorist.blogspot.com/
as well as read my more current work. 


"Robot Killer Surprise"
By Shon Richards

Dr. Otto Von Madd pressed the button.  A force field appeared
around the red paddle and Otto tapped the paddle onto his hand. 
The force field amplified his tiny amount of tapping into a
powerful blow in his hand.  It looked like the Momentum-Assisted
Paddle could be ready for the Summer Kink Convention season.

"Dr. Von Madd," an urgent voice said in his ear.  "We have an
emergency on level Seven."

Otto sighed.  "There is always an emergency, Tanya; it's why I
hired you as my Security Chief.  I would have thought your
extensive background with corporate espionage would have prepared
you for any emergencies that would arise."

There was a pause on the communication line.  "Doctor, I once
fought off an attack from the Duchandu Corporation that consisted
of a team of Ninjas led by a top heavy blonde and crazy brunette
who wore the tightest jeans you have ever seen.  I can handle
high stress situations, I'm just not exactly sure what it is we
have destroying the organic sex toys department."

"My apologies," Otto said.  "I forget you have just started last
week.  Please describe the emergency."

"We have a nearly naked redhead running around in the Organic
SexToy Laboratory," Tanya reported.  "All she is wearing is a
long black duster and a pair of sunglasses."

"Obviously she must be a scientist who got into the aphrodisiac
garden," Otto said.  "How does this constitute an emergency?"

"Well, she's shooting lasers out of her hands for one," Tanya
said dryly.

Otto put down the paddle.  "Hmm, any other unusual attributes?"

"So far she has kicked down a steel door, jumped twenty feet to
avoid a pit trap and so far she hasn't missed a single scientist
that she has aimed at."  

"Oh wait, is it May already?"

"Uh, Doctor, what does that have to do with anything?"

"Everything Tanya," Otto said.  "Every May someone sends a robot
assassin to kill me.  You said it was a redhead?"

"Yes, Doctor."

"Hmm, that's nice.  Last year it was an blonde and the year
before it was a very curvy black female.  A redhead is a nice
change of pace.  What would you estimate her cup size to be?"

"Oh those things are D's at least," Tanya said.  "I'm sorry
Doctor, but you're saying someone tries to kill you every May? 
Why May?"

"Excellent question," Otto said.  "I suspect it has something to
do with the fact that time travel is far more reliable when
during the month of May.  If they sent it any other month, they
stand a good chance of losing their robot entirely or worse,
missing their target by an entire century.  You know, my uncle
Ludwig had a theory that Queen Victoria was originally a lost
time traveling robot."

"Wait a minute," Tanya said.  "This thing is from the future? 
Who is trying to kill you in the future?"

Otto shrugged.  He walked to his personal elevator and set the
destination for his armory.  "Some admirer I think.  So far all
of the robots have been body types I am attracted to."

"Shall I mobilize the security robots after it?" Tanya asked.

"Absolutely not," Otto said.  "What is the fun in that?  I shall
subdue it personally.  I have a suit of armor ready for this sort
of thing.  It's equipped with EMP gloves and a magnetic field
condom."

"A condom?" Tanya asked.  

"Of course," Otto said.  "I'm not going to fuck a sexy killer
assassin robot from the future without one."

"But why, doctor?  Why would you fuck a sexy killer assassin
robot from the future in the first place?"

"Ah, the question is, why would they send a SEXY robot if they
didn't mean for me to fuck it?" Otto said.  

There was silence on the line.  Otto could almost his picture the
look on his security chief's face.  Her blue eyes would be closed
and her excellent mouth would be open in disbelief.   He thought
about her sensible short blonde hair and shook his head.  No
sense in fantasizing about the staff when he had a perfectly good
sex robot to subdue.  

"I am almost ready," Otto said.  "Please evacuate the floor and
seal the exits after I enter.  Oh, and give me at least four
hours before contacting me again.  I like to enjoy my gifts."

"Understood, Doctor," Tanya said.  "Uh . . .never mind."

"Go ahead, Tanya.  You had a question?"

"Can I watch?" Tanya asked.

Otto smiled and adjusted his goggles.  "You're my security chief.
 Of course you can."         

If you enjoyed this story please drop me a line at shonrichards
at yahoo.com.
Or visit my blog at http://erotiterrorist.blogspot.com/


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