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From: Shon Richards <shonrichards@yahoo.com>
Subject: {ASSM} "Wait Wait, Don't Fuck Me" (M/F, Radio)
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Date: Mon, 06 Apr 2009 10:10:20 -0400
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This erotic story was written by me, Shon Richards.  Please do
not reprint on your website, blog, love letters to your lover etc
without asking me first.  I have yet to refuse a reprint but
let's just be polite about it, okay?

You can write to me at shonrichards at yahoo.com.  I will be
delighted to hear your comments.

Find out what I am up to at http://erotiterrorist.blogspot.com/
as well as read my more current work. 


"Wait, Wait, Don't Fuck Me "
By Shon Richards

Good morning, you're listing to the Von Madd Datalink Network,
the number one source of information for all Von Madd
Laboratories employees. I'm Ed Jackson and we're in the middle of
a game we like to call "Wait, wait, don't fuck me!"

Our next contestant is on the line right now, Dr. Samantha
Kinsella.  It says here doctor that you work in the theoretical
suspension advances.  Can you explain to your colleagues who are
listening what that is?

"The problem with the bondage enthusiast who lives in an
apartment is that it is hard to rig up anything that will not
damage the walls or ceilings.  We are looking for alternative
ways for people to enjoy suspending their bound lovers using
anything from anti-gravity to self supporting expendable
structures. We do a lot of experimental research here."

That's fascinating, Dr, Kinsella.  Let's get right to the game
now, shall we?  As you know, every employee at Von Madd
Laboratories fills out a weekly sexual fantasy list.  You have
been listed by three of your colleagues as their ideal sexual
domination fantasy.  If you can correctly identify the person who
entered each fantasy, then you will win a two week vacation on a
tropical island of your choice.

"That sounds great, Ed, but what happens if I don't get all of
them right?"

Well, Dr. Kinsella, fail to identify the identity of someone who
wants to humiliate you, and you will be spanked by that person
and then masturbated on.  A video of the experience will be
created and your mystery humiliator will have one year access to
a surveillance camera assigned to your shower and personal
quarters.  Are you ready to play?

"Oh fuck." 

That's the spirit!  The first fantasy goes as follows 'I want to
fuck that stuck up bitch, Dr. Kinsella in the ass the next time
she says my work is unimaginative!'  

"Oh good, I thought these would be hard.  That would be Dr.
Braun, and his creativity is rather poor considering we work in a
theoretical department."

That's absolutely correct!  Tough luck, Dr. Braun!  The next
person to submit a fantasy wrote this, 'Every night I masturbate
to thoughts of Dr. Kinsella choking on my big fat cock.  The best
part is when I make her thank me for facefucking her.'

"Hmm, I am going to have to say Dr. Wickman.  He does seem to
have inadequacy issues as well as an obsession with oral sex."

That is correct!  You're doing great, Dr. Kinsella.  One more
question and you will be vacationing on a beach.  Get this one
wrong, and you'll endure a night of humiliation.  Now, who wrote
the following? 'Every time she rolls her eyes at my work, I just
want to slap her face with my cock.'

"Ummm, could it be, umm, no . . ."

This is the final question.  Now think, Dr. Kinsella, who really
hates it when you roll your eyes?

"That could be fucking anyone, Ed. My alleged colleagues are a
bunch of assholes with stupid ideas."

Think fast, Dr. Kinsella.  I need an answer in five seconds.

"Wait, wait . . .oh shit . . . is it Dr. Holt?"

Oh, so sorry, Dr. Kinsella.  Dr. Holt is gay by the way.  Most of
his fantasies are about Dr. Braun.  I'm afraid it was DR. Rodkin
who wants to cock slap you.  Please proceed immediately to
Spanking Room #9 and Dr. Rodkin requests you were red panties.  

"That mother-fucking piece of -"

And that is all the time we have today.  Next up is the daily
Kylie Minogue tribute marathon but join us next week at this same
time for another episode of "Wait, wait, don't fuck me!"

The end.

If you enjoyed this story please drop me a line at shonrichards
at yahoo.com.
Or visit my blog at http://erotiterrorist.blogspot.com/


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