Message-ID: <58585asstr$1234667406@assm.asstr.org> X-Original-To: story-submit@asstr.org Delivered-To: story-submit@asstr.org X-Original-Path: z28g2000prd.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail From: Mat <mmtwassel@gmail.com> X-Original-Message-ID: <254e4812-48b4-483a-9c3f-f2569a55bc83@z28g2000prd.googlegroups.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 14 Feb 2009 22:58:25 +0000 (UTC) Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com Injection-Info: z28g2000prd.googlegroups.com; posting-host=99.145.24.29; posting-account=bcVymwoAAAD80dhqsCNZDsJXoAGtTY3N User-Agent: G2/1.0 X-HTTP-UserAgent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.0.6) Gecko/2009011913 Firefox/3.0.6,gzip(gfe),gzip(gfe) X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Sat, 14 Feb 2009 14:58:24 -0800 (PST) Subject: {ASSM} Valentine's Day Cliche by Mat Twassel Lines: 67 Date: Sat, 14 Feb 2009 22:10:06 -0500 Path: assm.asstr.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr.org/Year2009/58585> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-admin@asstr.org> X-Story-Submission: <story-submit@asstr.org> X-Moderator-ID: dennyw, newsman If you rush over to Ruthie's Club - http://www.ruthiesclub.com/ - you can find more than forty-five little Valentine's Day stories this week, several of them by yours truly. This Valentine's Day story is not among them, but I thought some of you might like it. Valentine's Day Cliche by Mat Twassel ============================================ She was the girl next door, petite and pretty, with blue eyes and a golden pony tail that swayed gracefully against her gracefully swaying hips. Even her knees were lovely. When she smiled, everyone was happy. When she cried, everyone was sad. Wherever she was, people wanted to be. He was brutally big, an old-fashioned steam locomotive, and black as molten sin, but he didn't have an unkind bone in his body. He didn't have the IQ of burnt toast or the morals of a fence post, and when he danced, steel turned to sunbeams. When he spoke, people listened. When he was silent, people prayed. Wherever he was, people wanted to be. "Now that a black man is president, we can give this nigger what he deserves," one of the judges said to himself. Perfect ten. They were together. They were in love. They held hands and everyone sighed. They kissed and everyone melted. Nothing could keep them apart. Not accident or disease. Not too much of this or too little of that. Everything was fine. Everything would always be fine. Valentine's Day would be their first time. Our breathing stopped in anticipation. The fuckers closed the door. So tight was the seal, we couldn't even tell if the lights were on. We hadn't a clue whether they were under the bedcovers or on the floor or floating in each other's arms. The swell of her nipples, the dance of her clitoris, the profound push of his him into her her might as well have happened in heaven. Oh, how hard we listened, but all we could hear was the beating of our own hearts. Until we heard a decidedly masculine grunt, a deliciously long, low oh. And then enough ohs for everyone. Once again the world was okay. =========================================== Valentine's Day Cliche by Mat Twassel -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ------ send stories to: <story-submit@asstr.org>| | FAQ: <http://assm.asstr.org/faq.html> Moderators: <story-admin@asstr.org> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |ASSM Archive at <http://assm.asstr.org> Hosted by <http://www.asstr.org> | |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d; look for subject {ASSD}| +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+