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Subject: {ASSM} No Match (Mg, nosex)
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Date: Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:10:01 -0500
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For Uncle Frank - imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Evil Nigel

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  My beautiful wife, Barb, was indulging in some much-deserved retail
therapy.

  I had commandeered the armchair, a six-pack and the 42 inch plasma
to watch the match.

  Our three daughters were strangely quiet but, hey, that's not a bad
thing, right?

  My oldest daughter, eleven year old Cathy, my blonde angel,
starting to blossom in all the right places, bounced into the room
and plonked herself on my lap, wriggling her butt into my crotch to
get comfortable.

  "Daddy, can I ask you a question?"

  "Yes, princess."

  I thought she had stopped wearing that top and those shorts a
couple of years ago because they were getting too small. They
accentuated every curve and crevice of her ripe young body. I'd have
to get Barb to have a word with her.

  "Daddy, what's an organism?"

  She continued to wriggle in my lap. It's a good thing she was so
innocent or the stiffy nestling between her butt cheeks could have
been very embarrassing.

  "It's something that's alive, sweetheart, like an animal or a bird."

  A frown creased her pretty forehead.

  "Mary says that when two people love each other they give each
other organisms."

  I nearly choked. I'd better get Barb to have a word with that
babysitter.

  "Oh yes?" I replied in a faltering voice.

  She had switched to a rocking motion and my stiffy was now getting
a slow, rhythmic humping.

  "Daddy, do you love me?"

  "Of course, angel. Your mummy and I love you very much."

  "Daddy, will you give me an organism?"

  I was now very close to having an accident.

  "Um, how about I get you that little puppy you always wanted," I
croaked.

  Cathy flung her arms around me and kissed me on the cheek.

  "Thanks daddy, you're the greatest."

  Cathy jumped off my lap and ran to the door, where she exchanged
high fives with her sisters, who had been listening from behind it.

  "Way to go." "Result." "Cool." "Respect." "I said it would work."

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