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Aristocrats: Banned In Hell

   by Qzxrt

   INRODUCTION
WARNING:

   This story is sexually explicit in nature and should not be read by
anyone who is under the age of 18 or a not ready or willing to read such
material.  The story is written as a joke but none the less the joke
depicts; murder, killing animals, rape, torture, drinking urine, eating
feces, vomit, woman giving birth, eating afterbirth and female
circumcision. The story insults Christians, Catholics, Jews, Hindus and
Muslims.  It insults Japanese,Chinese, Indians (both Asian and American),
and Americans.  The story makes fun of 9/11 and includes burning the US
flag.  (This is only a partial list)

   Warning About Warning: Some people may find the story too mild.  It is
not the worst story ever written.  Read at you own risk including the risk
to be disappointed because the story is too tame.

   First Amendment: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment
of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the
freedom of religion or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably
to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Disclaimer:

   This is a work of fiction.  All information is the creation of the
author's imagination.  All persons, alive or dead, or events portrayed or
depicted in this story are fictional and any resemblance to real people,
organizations or incidents is purely coincidental.

   Preface

   1.  About the story Aristocrats: Banned In Hell: The story is not
advocacy fiction.  The story is based on a joke which is designed to be as
dirty, vile and insulting as possible.  The idea is to add as many vile
elements as possible.



   2.  Do not try this at home.  The characters in the story are
professionals and can not be injured or killed.  The events depicted in the
story are dangerous, possibly immoral and are illegal.  (check your local
laws.)

   3.  The story is a joke and is clearly fiction because the story is
impossible.  None the less do not read the story if you are not completely
open and have no objections to reading any act no matter how vile and
disgusting.  --

   xzz

   homasubi@fastmail.fm

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   The Aristocrats Joke Banned In Hell (uncensored) By Qzxrt

   A family walks into a talent agency.  It's a father, mother, son,
daughter and dog.  The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really
amazing act.  You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't
represent family acts.  They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir,
if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent
says, "OK.  OK.  I'll take a look." The family of four enters the stage on
a platform carried by two rabbis and two pregnant niggers.  The father
dressed as Jesus Christ flogs the little girl dressed as the Virgin Mary.
The little boy, dressed as Buddha, bitch slaps the mother dressed as Mother
Teresa.  The family strips naked, masturbates briefly and simultaneously
back flips off of the platform.

   The family dog comes on stage holding a cage full of kittens.  The
family members throw the kittens up in the air and the dog catches the
kittens and swallows them.  The two rabbis and two pregnant niggers take
the platform and put it on end reveling a sign saying: "A Celebration Of
9/11; The Day American Got Japed; Rich Wall Street Fascists Got What They
Deserved; Along With Their Spick and Nigger Servants."

   The rabbis fuck the two black pregnant women in the in the ass as the
mother and the little boy eat out their pussies.  The father screws the
little boy in the ass and little girl fucks the mother with a dildo.  The
dog goes back and between the little girl and her mother licking their
pussies.  The women go into labor and the man and the little boy shoot
their scum on women's faces which is licked up by the dog.  The mother and
little girl eat each other out and the father and the little boy dress up
like Indians.  The dog fucks the little girl doggie style and mother plays
the tom-toms as the father and the little boy do a war dance around the
woman as the rabbis deliver two baby girls.

   The dog eats the afterbirth and the two black woman squirt milk on each
other from their nipples.  The father and the little girl whistle the
Harlem Globetrotter theme song as the mother and the little boy jump shoot
the babies into a bucket of gasoline.  The rabbis lick the shit off of the
father dick and the little girl's dildo.  The rabbis vomit into 2 enema
bags and take the women center stage and give them both enemas.  On one
side, the little girl pisses in the father's mouth and on the other; the
little boy pisses in the mother's mouth.  The dog goes from person to
person pissing on everyone as the women as take a giant dump on the stage.

   The little boy and the father smear the shit on their faces and hands as
the little girl and the mother lick the shit out of the nigger's asses and
the two rabbis suck each other off.  The father and the little boy take the
left over shit and sculpt a bust of Mohammad.  The mother takes out a
bloody tampon and sticks it in Mohamed's mouth.  The father and the little
boy, covered with shit, dress in Nazi uniforms wearing tap shoes.  Then the
mother and the little girl blow air in the niggers' cunts while the father
and the little boy in blackface tap dance and the rabbis piss on each
other. The mother and the little girl control the air from the nigger
cunts, which make the sing the song Mammy.  The father and the little boy
tap dance and lip sync the song Mammy in an imitation of Al Jolson.

   The niggers and the rabbis eat each other out.  The dog has a litter of
two puppies and as the mother and the little girl whistle, the Notre Dame
Fight Song, the father hikes a puppy to the little boy who punts it to the
agent in the audience.  Then the father pulls a small bat out of his ass
and gives it to the little boy.  And as the mother and the little girl
whistle, the song "Take Me out to the Ballgame" the father pitches the
second puppy to the little boy who hits a home run with it.

   The mother and the little girl circumcise the two newborn babies with
dirty pieces of glass.  The man and the boy tie the rabbis and niggers
together with barbwire.  They cut off their arms and beat the bodies of the
niggers and rabbis into a model of the World Trade Center.

   The father and the little boy strap the extra arms gotten from the
niggers and the rabbis on the mother and dress her up like, the Hindu
Goddess from India, Kali who dumps her menstrual blood into the mouth of
the little girl takes the blood and writes on the platform underneath the
description of the act, "We hope the Chinks get their 9/11 next and the
father and the little boy nail airplane wings on the baby's arms, and shove
tail sections of model airplanes up the baby's asses and the mother puts a
fireman's hat on the dog..

   The mother and the little girl pour gasoline on the model of the Twin
Towers as the man and the little boy fuck the recently circumcise babies.
The man and the little boy hold the tail sections stuck into butts the
babies and hold them next to the asses of the mother and the little girl.
The mother and the little girl light their farts on fire, which ignites the
babies.

   The mother pours gasoline on the dog and the little girl take out two
small American Flags hidden on the stage and light them on fire and whistle
the, "Hava Nagila" as the father and the little boy fly the burning babies
into the model of the World Trade Center.  The mother pours gasoline on the
dog wearing the fireman's hat on fire and he jumps into the burning model
of the World Trade Center burning the babies, the niggers, and the rabbis;
not to mention the dog.

   The agent stands up, claps, then stops, and shakes his head.  "I am
sorry but I can't buy the act." The father says, "What's the matter is the
act too tame.  The agent says, "I love the act but what will you do for an
encore?"

   The agent sits down and looks at the floor.  The family looks at the
agent hoping he will change his mind.

   Qzxrt For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence.  Finally, he
manages, "That's a hell of an act.  What do you call it?" And the father
says, "The Aristocrats!"

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