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Subject: {ASSM} The Mona Lisa Code (F toys)
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Author: Jack C Lipton
Title: The Mona Lisa Code
Universe: Protection
Keywords: F toys
Revision: $Revision: 1.1 $
Archive: /~CupaSoup/
The Mona Lisa Code
by Jack C Lipton
Time machines don't really exist, but we found ways to peek
into the past. There are worries that observation of past
events may fall afoul of Heisenberg, but it was too much fun
to use for anyone to stop.
So I was a researcher, trying to follow Da Vinci through the
peeper, comparing what it looked like he was doing against
what he'd recorded in his notebooks.
It's funny to not be able to recognize one of the notebooks
we watched him writing in, but we discovered what he was
doing when he painted the Mona Lisa.
Now people have speculated on her smile for _years_, with no
real knowledge, but I found the missing link.
Leonardo Da Vinci was a great man but even he suffered from
revisionist history. You see, he was a clever man and knew
that women, at best, could be hard to warm up, so he chose
to invent... and demonstrate, on Mona... a pneumatically
operated dildo.
* Fini *
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Jack C Lipton | cupasoup at pele dot cx | /~CupaSoup/
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