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From: "Carol C" <cobillard@hotmail.com>
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Date: Fri, 02 Jun 2006 16:10:02 -0400
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Over the Memorial Day weekend the Blond-Haired Boy and I were invited to a 
fun presentation by some college students from our crowd -- i.e., kids with 
a sexually liberal/sexually religious upbringing. They were putting on 
mini-dramas that were, in principle (although not in fact, since many had 
spoken dialogs), pantomimes of famous sexual encounters in political 
history. The party was at a commune near Our Town where years ago I'd 
attended many nude dance parties and from where kids had regularly come over 
to Mom's Friend's House for fun and for sex. We brought Mom along. Although 
she uses a wheelchair when she gets tired, she still loves to watch 
youngsters in action and she has a lot to talk about.

I'm going to describe some of the better presentations. Although I've given 
them titles, in most cases we had to guess at the subject matter -- easy in 
the currently-topical cases but hard to do in a few, at least for those of 
us in the wrong generation to remember the news, or weak on ancient history 
and literature.


Child sexual abuse in the Catholic Church
-----------------------------------------

A girl student dressed as a nun and a boy student dressed as a priest came 
onto the platform. They beckoned to a boy and girl, respectively -- also 
college (or possibly high school senior) students, but looking much younger, 
the girl flat-chested and the boy smooth-cheeked. The "nun" went first. She 
told the boy that he had been naughty: his grades in science, especially 
biology, were the lowest in the class and he was far behind the other 
10-year-olds in the subject and hadn't done his homework properly. She had 
telephoned his mom and had arranged to give him extra lessons. He would be 
staying behind for an hour now that school was out, and his mom would 
collect him later.

The boy fidgeted, and put his hand on his penis and the nun told him that he 
obviously needed to go to the bathroom. He could use the teachers' bathroom 
since all the other teachers had gone home, and she would take him. She made 
as if to lead him by the hand to the bathroom, opening the door, going 
inside with him, and locking the door.

She told him that she would need to check that he peed properly and he 
should take out his wee-wee. The boy objected, in a squeaky voice, that in 
his family his penis was called a penis and would she please not patronize 
him. Also that he could very well go to the bathroom by himself. The teacher 
slapped his face for his impudence and proceeded to open his fly and take 
out his penis, hold it over the make-belief toilet, and wait for him to 
(pretend to) urinate. After a while she shook his penis up and down. She 
didn't put it back in his pants, but looked at it thoughtfully. Then she 
said there was something the matter and she would need to see more. She 
quickly undid his belt and pulled down his uniform trousers and his 
underpants and turned his body towards the audience. We could see that his 
penis was small -- it seemed no more than 5 inches erect. But he had pubic 
hair and nice enough balls, and if his penis was smaller than average it 
didn't seem to bother him or hinder him from showing it off in action.

(As I think I've said once or twice before, quoting Mom, plain and 
flat-chested girls and boys with small penises often make the best partners 
for oral sex. It has to do with their lack of arrogance and their eagerness 
to compensate. At any rate, contrary to what many would suppose, it was not 
only those with gorgeous breasts and penises and physiques who loved to make 
love in public with us. For one thing, being seen at sex, enjoying oral sex, 
and having sex with a large variety of partners before marriage are part and 
parcel of our faith. And for another, witnessing to others -- giving and 
receiving orgasm as an expression of the love of Jesus -- is the essence of 
our faith.)

The nun said to the audience "Time out: there's indeed something wrong 
here". A stage hand brought over a tray with a bowl of water, a jar of 
shaving soap and a shaving brush. The nun proceeded to lather up the boy's 
pubic hair and with a straight razor she carefully shaved off his pubic 
hair. Now the boy looked, believably, the part of a 10-year old naked boy. 
The nun passed the kit back to the stage hand and announced to the audience, 
"Back to our show!"

To the boy she said, "As long as I have you like this, I'm going to give you 
an anatomy lesson. Take off the rest of your clothes". While the boy obeyed, 
the nun took off her habit and the all of her clothes and stood there naked 
too: big, firm breasts and thick, dark pubic hair. "Now we have to make sure 
your penis is squeaky clean". With that, she knelt in front of him, took his 
penis into her mouth, and began to kiss and lick and suck on it. When it was 
really stiff and the boy showed signs that he might soon have an orgasm 
(without, playing the part of a 10-year-old, knowing what that was), she 
stopped. "Now", she said, "you must play with my vagina and you have to make 
me feel as good as I made you feel just now, and then together we will both 
feel wonderful because you will put your penis inside me". She stood up and 
pushed him down until his face was at the level of her vagina, and then, 
ignoring his "protests", pushed his face between her legs. It was obvious 
that in real life the boy knew exactly how to proceed but he pretended to 
stumble and hesitate. The nun now pulled back and described her anatomy, 
pointing out her clitoris and instructed him to lick it up and down and not 
to stop until she said so. Or else she would be "real mad" and would tell 
his mom bad things.

After many minutes of this we could see that she was ready for the final 
act: her nipples and the state of her vagina told us. Now she lay down and 
pulled the boy on top of her and stuffed his penis inside her and with her 
arms directed him what to do. It didn't take long for the boy to get the 
knack, and soon his bum was rising and falling and he was panting and 
mumbling words of surprise and delight. Then he screamed out and made a few 
more thrusts, and then turned over. Now we could see his penis, still stiff 
and first and then deflated. He said, "Sister, what would Jesus say? Is this 
right?" The nun replied, "You must keep it a secret between you and me and 
Jesus and tell nobody else -- not your mom and not the Father and not your 
friends. And if you obey me we can do this again at your next lesson. 
Otherwise you will be punished and maybe even go to jail and you'll never 
have this fun again and maybe never see your parents. Now get dressed. In a 
few years, your penis will get nice and big and each time you have the 
fabulous feeling you just had, white semen will spurt out of the opening in 
the end of your penis. When I have finished teaching you, every girl will 
want your penis and will want your semen."

The nun and the boy left the scene, and the priest and the girl came on. The 
priest told the girl, "I'm glad you have come to be before your 
confirmation. There are many things you need to learn." He proceeded to put 
her on his knee and, while talking holy words to feel her body all over. 
Whenever she would protest, he would tell her that he was the representative 
of God in the parish and this was God's will. He felt her chest and put his 
hand up her skirt. And then he put her hand on his penis. When she pulled 
her hand away, he told her that God had blessed her and wanted her to make 
him feel good. The girl acted too stunned to reply. Soon the priest began to 
undress the girl, to take off her parochial school uniform. She had very 
shallow breasts, small enough to ignore. When he removed her underpants he, 
like the nun, called time out and a stage assistant brought
back the shaving equipment and he shaved off her pubic hair -- the little 
strip of it she had, since she'd obviously been shaving herself to the 
contours of her bikini.

Now he told the girl to put her hands on his penis and to kiss it and make 
it "big and happy to please Jesus". He lay the girl down and played with her 
vulva and made as if to put his penis in her vagina. But the girl, still 
acting, cried out, saying "Father, your thing is too big and it hurts me 
terribly". The priest got up and said that in such case she should put his 
"thing" into her mouth instead, that this is what God really wanted her to 
do. Soon the priest had the girl making oral love to his penis, hesitantly 
at first and then more confidently. After several minutes we saw his face 
tense up, and then he cried out in orgasm. But for another minute or two he 
didn't stop moving his penis in and out of her mouth -- he just kept panting 
and sighing. Meanwhile the girl had forgotten her naiveté and seemed to be 
enjoying her work, although she pretended to gag on his semen and show 
surprise as it filled her mouth. The priest smiled, and told her "this is a 
gift from God, you must swallow it and be blessed". And she did, of course.

After that, the priest played with and kissed and licked the girl's 
clitoris, constantly asking if she enjoyed it and telling her she was 
getting closer to God. The girl obviously was, but she remembered that she 
was supposed to be acting, and mimicked surprise and delight as orgasm came 
to her. The girl and the priest took their bows and showed off their sex 
parts and then left the stage with the boy and the nun, all laughing 
together.


Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton
--------------------------------

Monica, wearing her trademark blue dress, walked by Bill (wearing a business 
suit) and flipped up the back of her dress to reveal her thong. She then 
turned to flirt, and, seeing his positive response approached Bill and 
opened his fly, undid his belt, and proceeded to give him a blow job. When 
he ejaculated into her mouth, she slurped the semen and some dripped out 
onto her dress.

There followed a funny dialog about sex, and soon Monica was completely nude 
and dancing about and asking Bill to put his penis into her vagina. But Bill 
was too busy and had another engagement, and they parted, promising to get 
together again soon. Monica kissed Bill's penis and put it back into his 
pants, got dressed and the two of them left the stage in opposite 
directions, Monica with the semen stain still on her blue dress.


Boris Becker and Angela Erakowa
-------------------------------

This skit showed German tennis star Boris Becker flirting with a Russian 
woman, Angela Erakowa, in Nobu's, a Japanese restaurant in London and, in 
due course, leading her to a broom cupboard where they got completely 
undressed. "Boris" played with "Angela's" breasts and vagina, and after a 
while Angela took Boris's penis in her mouth and made oral love to it. When, 
finally, he came, she kissed him goodbye and silently watched him dress and 
leave. Then, from her purse, she took a turkey baster, squeezed the rubber 
bulb and drew the semen from her mouth into the baster, which she then 
inserted into her vagina to impregnate herself. The couple got dressed, at 
which time a small child was prompted to run up to "Angela" and point to 
"Boris" and cry out, "Daddy, Daddy!" A very funny skit indeed.


Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Bakker
-----------------------------

Two bible thumping evangelists were plying their trade when two young, 
scantily-clad girls came onto the podium and started speaking in tongues and 
taking off their clothes as if in religious trance. Soon one of the girls 
began fussing over each of the preachers, and soon enough all four were 
naked, penises erect and girls giggling. Then we saw Swaggart ejaculate into 
the mouth of "Debra Murphree" and Bakker into the vagina of "Jessica Hahn". 
Whereupon a couple of journalists entered onto the scene and took flash 
pictures, surprising the two preachers and their girls. Swaggart and Bakker 
and the two girls ran away. The journalists (one boy and one girl) looked at 
each other, got undressed, and had very aggressive and noisy and messy sex, 
their legs towards the audience, penis pushing in and out of vagina, a big 
set of balls clustered behind. As if to tell us a good time was had by all, 
semen started leaking out of the vagina as the boy came. The girl sat up, 
her legs wide apart, and the two of them inspected their handiwork, the girl 
pressing the still-stiff penis to her lips and smiling, then taking the 
boy's hand and pressing his finger first to her vagina and then to his lips. 
Mom said something about how touching it was, and also how nice it is when 
girls share the sight of their after-sex vaginas like that. And how 
instructive it is for virgin boys to see. I guess that's true: When I was 12 
and 13 I used to tease young boys that way and try to hasten their interest 
in sex. It was, I think, common enough, although certainly not "official" 
practice, in the Children of God too.


The Profumo Affair
------------------

Nobody guessed the object of this skit, but it was funny and cute on its own 
terms -- up to the point where it became pathetic.

A man with a bowler hat and an umbrella (John Profumo, one-time British 
Minister of Defense) had his penis in the mouth of a pretty young girl 
(Christine Keeler) when another, Russian-speaking man (Yevgeny Ivanov -- a 
Soviet spy, obviously) came in, took off his clothes, waited until Profumo 
ejaculated in Christine's mouth and left the stage. Then Ivanov began having 
vaginal intercourse with Christine. Meanwhile another man, fully clothed 
(Steven Ward) remains is seated quietly in a chair, watching everything.

A character dressed as a British bobby now came in and tried to arrest the 
Russian, whereupon the Russian exclaims first in Russian and then in 
English, "diplomatic immunity!" and ran away naked, his penis bobbing about. 
With nothing else to do, the bobby arrested Ward instead and took him off to 
jail. There the bobby got undressed and we found that the bobby was a girl 
-- indeed one with a good figure and lots of pubic hair. Breasts bouncing 
about, she undressed Ward and they had sex. But for reasons that escape us 
(and which, I guess, escape historians) Ward committed suicide. Profumo went 
away in shame and the Soviet defense attaché, we are told, went back to his 
country.

Mom said that she remembered the case from when it happened, and that she'd 
heard that Christine Keeler had become in recent years a cafeteria worker in 
some English school. A sad comedown, I should think, for a girl who 
obviously was good at sex and very popular.


Plato's Retreat
---------------

The last skit didn't seem connected with any particular affair political or 
not, but it was funny anyway. Plato's Retreat was the name of a sex club in 
New York in the 1960s. I don't think they really had sex contests though.

Two boys and two girls (fully dressed) came out and sit on chairs and 
invited "couples from the audience" to get on stage for a "69" contest at 
which those four will be the judges. Two couples (shills, I suppose -- part 
of the skit's acting crew) came forward and undressed and sat down. The 
judges called for one more couple. Nobody responded. Mom pushed me and the 
Blond-Haired Boy forward and loudly volunteered us, so we got on stage too 
and disrobed.

Each of us couples was to have mutual oral sex in turn. The first couple no 
sooner set about kissing each other's sex parts -- in fact, no sooner did 
the boy, lying down on the floor with his girl on top of him and his face in 
her vagina, get a big hard-on and the girl take his penis into her mouth -- 
than the judges started fondling each other and taking off each other's 
clothing.

When the boy ejaculated into the girl's mouth and she noisily slurped and 
swallowed his semen and pronounced her own orgasm, the judges looked up and, 
seemingly annoyed at the interruption, picked up various score cards (like 
those used in judging ice dancing or gymnastics) at random.

By the time the second couple had finished, the boy judges had stiff penises 
too and the girls were playing with them, and the boys' fingers were in the 
girls' vaginas and all over their breasts. The judging was even more 
shambolic and arbitrary.

The Blond-Haired Boy and I then came onto the platform, and I got down on 
the floor and he got on top of me, and began to kiss and suck and lick my 
clitoris and vagina. Because I was on the bottom he could help me with the 
timing by moving his hips in such a way as to give himself the most 
pleasure, while I could use my lips and tongue to excite the tip of his 
penis in a way that everybody could see. The position is less impressive 
than with girl on top, and although her vagina is less visible to the 
audience, her orgasm is often quicker.

Anyway, not so many people were watching us. By this time the judges were 
having sex too: one couple having mutual oral sex and the other vaginal sex. 
I suppose we all had our orgasms at roughly the same time. The judges had to 
give us a retroactive score without ever having seen us, and we made them 
give us four 6s, and so we "won". Nobody seemed to care about the scores 
anyway. I still had my boy's semen in my mouth: I showed it off to the 
judges and the audience, and then swallowed it at last. And I thought it 
would be nice, especially for Mom, if the Blond-Haired boy put his penis, 
still (or again) very stiff, into my vagina. And so he did, and we could 
hear his balls slapping against my bum as his penis went in and out. I 
looked around to make sure people were watching. A few were; others were 
dealing with their own libidos.


Concluding remarks
------------------

The peripatetic, ageless Rev. X came forward at the end to offer some 
remarks and to try to relate -- as if we didn't already know the connection 
-- sexual liaison to religious duty. There was the usual holy blather, and 
then he exclaimed how much he had loved watching the skits and though he 
stayed out of politics because it was too depressing -- the sexual politics 
of the Religious Right being based not on God but on a combination of 
personal insecurity and "control freakiness" -- he had now learned to love 
history. And, by the way, he'd had an erection throughout the show and if 
there was an unattached 18-year-old girl in the audience would she please 
step forward.

At that point a 40-something woman came forward, took off her top and said 
that Rev. X couldn't have her daughter but maybe the two of them could get 
together, didn't he like her breasts, and by the way "let's see that 
persistent big erection of yours and let's make stuff happen". At that she 
began fumbling with Rev. X's pants. In due course his big penis sprang out, 
she gave a mock cry of surprise, and they lay down together so he could put 
his penis into her vagina. We could watch if we cared to, but I didn't, 
remembering myself the way he'd made a point of latching onto me and putting 
his penis inside me the moment I turned 18.

We all -- Mom especially I think -- found the show a delight. Mom often 
talks about how lovely it is to see young people having sexual fun, and 
indeed I know she is proud when my boyfriend and I are standing in front of 
her talking, the boy perhaps behind me, his penis stiff and his hands 
grasping my breasts. The only thing that makes her prouder is when that 
penis has ejaculated inside me and she can see traces of his semen on him 
and on me. Mom loves the sight of a sticky penis -- remember that for her, 
semen is the Host of Holy Communion -- and she always played with and kissed 
her partner's penis after sex by way of after-play. When we would have sex 
in tandem I would try to copy her actions, and I came to enjoy and to expect 
oral lovemaking both before and after vaginal sex.

There was a party after the skits ended. Somebody had brought a few bottles 
of champagne for the actors and there was enough left over for some of the 
audience to enjoy. A lot of teenagers were there, all obviously aroused and 
anticipating sex. It is nice that in our crowd we -- and teens especially -- 
can be honest and honestly expressive in front of friends, parents and 
siblings. Which is to say that no boy should ever be embarrassed to show off 
an erection. Or, for that matter, an ejaculation. It would have been hard 
for anyone watching not to have become seriously aroused and it's no wonder 
that couples were fondling each other and having sex. Mothers, catty as 
always, were pointing and talking. Or, in some cases, having sex too.

Meanwhile, I could  see that Mom was anxious and I thought I knew the 
reason. Mom is partly disabled by her illness but that's no obstacle to her 
becoming sexually aroused, and the excitement of the skits and the audience 
reactions of arousal had affected her. I left her with the Blond-Haired Boy 
and sought out the hostesses -- the two women who owned the house -- and 
they had the brilliant idea of talking a latecoming 45-ish Man into keeping 
company with Mom for the rest of the day. Mom, turning 50, can still be as 
sensuous as ever, and still looks good in the nude. I didn't have to explain 
much; I just told her that I had seen her beaming as I was making love to 
the Blond-Haired Boy and now it was our turn to beam. The Blond-Haired Boy 
helped Mom undress and I took off the 45-ish Man's trousers.

We moved over to a spare bedroom where there was a bed with a mattress high 
up, about waist level -- the kind we used at Mom's Friend's House for 
coming-out parties. We got Mom to sit at the edge of the bed, her back 
supported by cushions just the way an adolescent girl would be seated 
waiting for her boy-with-an-erection to enter the room. I told the 45-ish 
man to bring his penis over for Mom to play with, and as in the old days she 
kissed and cuddled it. The Blond-Haired Boy and I each took one of Mom's 
legs and lifted them so the 45-ish man could kiss her vagina and her 
clitoris, in such a way that anybody passing by could see. In fact, I saw a 
couple of nude adolescent girls watching from the doorway. When Mom's vagina 
was ready for his penis he stood up and Mom rolled a condom onto his penis 
and he pushed it inside her and started moving back and forth at an 
increasing pace. Mom could watch the penis moving in and out and, very 
aroused already, she had an orgasm quickly. She told the 45-ish Man to stop, 
saying that she'd love to have his penis in her mouth again and to have him 
ejaculate in her mouth; she'd love to have his semen. We let go of her legs 
and the 45-ish Man gave her his penis. She took off the condom, put the 
penis into her mouth and made gracious, slow love to it. When he ejaculated 
she swished the semen around in her mouth, smiled, showed us her 
semen-coated teeth and tongue, and swallowed. It really was lovely. The 
45ish Man stayed with Mom for the rest of the day as she sought out old 
friends and came down to earth from the apex of her climax. It turned out 
that the two girls in the doorway were his daughters and they would appear 
and disappear, sometimes with their partners of the day and sometimes 
without, but always disheveled.

It's a shame, Dear Reader, that you weren't there to see the skits and to 
see Mom made so happy.

Love,
Carol

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