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Subject: {ASSM} Trade Imbalance {Gamera} (humor)
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Date: Thu, 16 Mar 2006 15:10:02 -0500
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                         Disclaimer

This is just a story, okay.  It is meant for grown ups,
however the area of the world you live in defines it.
Nothing like this ever happened and nothing like it ever
should, get it.  It is completely something from my
imagination.  This means it belongs to me, its creator, not
to you, even if you live in China.  So don't republish or
repost or anything like that without me saying it's all
right.  Formating was done in Courier New, so that is what
it looks best in.  I spell like crap.  suzee didn't get a
chance to try to fix it, so don't blame her.

Thank You and Good Day,
Kenny N Gamera

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                       Trade Imbalance
                             by
                       Kenny N Gamera

"Fuck Eastern Europe."

"Yeah, the bastards.  If it ain't some fuckin' war, it's
their whole fuckin' economy in the pisser."

"Fuckin' ay, dude.  How the hell you supposed to sell some
pussy you kidnapped, when you got some teeny bitch happy to
trade herself for three hot meals and a ticket outa there?"

"You can't nab a girl for what those Russian mobsters are
asking."

"No fucking shit.  I got a whole team of college
cheerleaders that I can't move.  Bitches took half a
million just to make them vanish."

"You got a cheerleading squad from a college?  I ain't
heard a thing about a squad disappearing."

"Division II.  Either just not as rich or not as smart as
in a big school.  Still a batch of little hotties.  And a
hella lot easier to hide."

"I hear ya."

"Any how.  I got these bitches, all ready a half mil sunk
into them, and more each day."

"Dog food ain't cheap, that's for sure."

"You got that right.  But I can't even get a offer on
them."

"Twenty years ago, you couldn'ta found enough American
cheerleaders to keep up."

"Yeah, but now.  Forget it.  You could get a blue-eyed
blonde from Poland for almost nothing, dress her in
cheerleader's costume, and bang, you got everyman's
fantasy."

"And half the time she talks better English."

"Anyone talks better English than you Yanks."

"And fuck you too.  So now I got a packa hot cheerleaders
that I can't unload."

"Whachu doing with them now?"

"Fucking 'em.  But it's getting old.  If I can't get my
price for them soon, I'm going to just let 'em go."

"Let 'em go?  Are you nuts?"

"Hey, I'll release the whole batch of cunts before I give
anyone the satisfaction of selling them at a huge loss.  I
think I'm going just quit and go into mime costuming.  My
brother owns a place in LA, and he wants me to partner up
with him."

"Not me.  I'll stick with white slavery.  I'm too nice to
go back into law."

"A softy like you would make a terrible lawyer."

"Anyhow, I'm going to Asia and start up there."

"Asia?  Why the fuck would you go to Asia?"

"Asian pussy is cheaper than Eastern European.  You can get
an Asian bitch from her parents for a five pound bag of
rice."

"I thought about going to South America, but I'm giving it
another week and calling it quits."

"It's a shame.  You were one of the best."

"Thanks."

"Seems a shame to let those cheerleaders go.  You should do
something with them."

"Yeah, but what?"

"I know.  Turn 'em into mimes."

"You bastard.  Even I'm not that cruel."

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