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Subject: {ASSM} Gravitation Is Not Responsible For People Falling In Love. (Albert Einstein) [Neils Bohr]  by Gary Jordan {MF Flash 298 Words}
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Date: Thu, 16 Feb 2006 16:10:04 -0500
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Gravitation Is Not Responsible For People Falling In Love.
(Albert Einstein)
by Gary Jordan
(298 Words)
 
Geeks are so cute when they're freshly laid, thought Brittany,
listening to Albert explain the laws of gravitation yet again. She
was having trouble following the drawings he made on her nude torso,
since he was sketching them with his fingers alone. If he isn't
careful with his diagrams, Brittany thought again, I'm going to jump
him again. Albert was talking as he drew.
 
"So the force of attraction between two bodies is directly
proportional to the square of the distance between them," he was
saying.
 
"So, is that like 'out of sight, out of mind' when they're far
apart?"
 
"Well, yes, I suppose so." He looked puzzled. "I'm speaking of
things like planets, though. I'd be attracted to your body if it was
hidden on another continent."
 
"What else can you teach me about physics?" She snuggled up against
him, thereby increasing the forces of attraction between their
bodies.
 
"Well, there's the laws of momentum and inertia. Bodies at rest tend
to stay at rest..."
 
"That's no fun!"
 
"...but bodies in motion tend to stay in motion," he said,
stealthily (for a geek) inserting his re-aroused manhood where a
push would stimulate an equal and opposite reaction. He began to
apply such pushes in sinusoidal waves, achieving the aforementioned
reactions. He was debating whether to explain elastic and inelastic
collisions, using their flesh to illustrate, when she rolled him onto
his back.
 
From the initial velocity he imparted, Brittany decided to show him
what she'd learned about acceleration and the force of gravity,
lifting herself to drop on his, um, fulcrum. She knew how to take
mechanical advantage, and anyway, it was her turn on top.
 
"Oh God!" Albert shouted, "Don't make me come in her pussy again!"
 
"Albert," rasped Brittany, "stop telling God what to do."

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