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Day Job

By Katie McN

Katiemcn@my-deja.com

NOTICE - This story contains degradation, humiliation and many
other very cool things wrapped in a thin veneer of sex. Please
stop reading now if you can be offended by anything like this.

You should also keep in mind that this is a work of fiction and
certainly has nothing to do with my life or the life of anyone I
know.

This story is (c) copyrighted by Katie McN, 1999, but feel free to
post it unchanged anywhere on the Internet in places where people
are not easily offended.

PS: Paladin sent me a picture and challenged me to write a story
about it. This is the story. Wonder if it was the one he was
expecting?! <G>

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Reventlow Paladrino is probably the most important man in
Hollywood.

No, you haven't heard of him. Of course not. The guy is the
ultimate insider. But, can you think of any other person who
could command the use of the Jules Stein Office on the sixteenth
floor of the MCA Black Tower with just a single phone call?

RP is the brains behind six of the top ten grossing pictures
of all time. His deal financing is so fucking amazing. Why,
I remember a time back in the late seventies, when he almost
put Bank of America out of business with one of his 225%
participation programs. I mean the guy is beyond belief ...
he fucking has it all.

But, I've got to say that I admire him most for all the pussy
he gets. I mean he gets more gash than King Solomon ever did,
if you know what I mean, Jerry.

When it comes to pussy, I get more than my fair share, Jer,
but this guy. Wow. And some of the stories you hear.

Unbelievable!!

Take last time ... He was doing principal casting for the
"Life of Mother Theresa."

No, of course not, Jerry, he never leaves the important
details like that to his little people.

That's one of the reasons he is so fucking great.

Anyhow, he brought in the three actresses. Big actresses!
You know ... three of the very top cunts in the business.

They each thought they had a lock on the part of Mom T,
meeting or no.

I don't really want to mention their names here in the
Studio Commissary, but I'll just say number two, four
and five box office gross leaders over the last three
years. Yep, that's right, you know who I mean.

Hey, don't bust my balls on this, Jer.

Of course, I know he went with an unknown on that film.

But fuck man, the guy was just trying to get laid by
some of the hottest broads in films. These cunts
normally keep their golden pussies under lock and key
and don't put out for anybody.

It was a total scam start to finish, baby. No shit.

Way I hear it, all three of them showed up at his office
around two in the afternoon, and the first thing they
noticed was each other.

He didn't bother to tell them they were going to meet
with the others, as a group. It must of been funnier
than shit. Fuck, did I laugh out loud the first time
I heard about it.

Hell yes they were steamed! They couldn't leave when
they found out, either, even though they wanted to real
bad. I mean, they knew if they left they'd lose out on
the biggest role of the year.

That fucking guy is sheer genius.

I mean three of the most competitive broads in the
whole town, standing right there, steaming. All three
of 'em decided on the spot that they were going do
anything, and I mean anything, to shit on the other
two.

Look, Jerry, I don't think it's a good idea for ya to
continue to mention their names here. Someone might be
listening, baby.

Let's just call 'em A, B and C in case some shit is
trying to overhear our conversation. Yah, we gotta make
a living in this town, Jer.

Well, RP came out of his office and acted just like a
meeting with these three broads is everyday.

"Hello A. You look so good darling."

"B, have you changed your hair? Goodness you sure can
warm an old guy like me up."

"C who is dressing you these days, baby? God, you're
looking great."

Yah, yah, we all heard his shit before. Still fucking
works though. The guy is something else.

Anyhow, he had a bottle of Dom cooling in the office.
The big fucker, I don't know what they call it, Jer,
don't drink that shit myself. But the broads ... they
were eating it up.

First, he got them warmed up by telling 'em that marketing
figured the story should box office at 200 million plus.
Where the fuck those guys get that shit, I'll never know.

The babes believed every fucking thing RP said. He got
their attention real good and more than ever they wanted
to get that fucking Mother T role.

The real ass kicker was when he told them that he didn't
give a shit about the money. No, no. This was the film he
had waited all his life to do, and he was going to put
everything the studio had behind the picture.

RP told the broads he expected Oscars all around. Ya know,
Cannes out the ying yang and fucking Golden Globes. Mother
Fucking Theresa! Holy shit!!

But, they bought it, Jer, hook line and sinker. Hook fucking
line and sinker, baby. Damn, I wish we'd been there, Jerry.
Shit, must a been a fucking zoo.

Now comes the major league hook.

RP reached into his desk drawer and pulled out a story
treatment. He told 'em he was thinking Spielberg for this
masterpiece and explained that the film was looking like 3
plus hours of dialog, so good Shakespeare would have given
his left nut to write it.

Needless to say, he got B's attention, right away. You know
how she is really into those endless tragic bullshit movies,
and add some fucking director who can't speak English, why,
you just know, she would have a hard time keeping her hand
from sneaking down to her pussy.

The chicks found out the story was going to provide some
early life details of the Sainted Mother. Ya know, little
known shit some scholars at USC Film School were able to
dig up. RP sure as shit got them to stand up and take notice
with that crap, let me tell you.

It was easy for RP to see they were ready to kill each other
to get the part, and no chance they would let one of other
bimbos be the one to land it either. No fucking way, baby.

He told them that nudity is integral to the story, and asked
if "Anyone got a problem with this as long as it's tastefully
done?" No, no. They all remembered their early days when they
were just getting started, and, shit, they can do nudity
standing on their heads. Wait a minute, C did stand on her
head in that one Adam and Eve vid. Yah, only a few people saw
that one before the studio bought up the negative. You know,
Jerry, I bet, no one ever figured out how she picked up
the beer bottle after she squatted down on it, but that's
another story.

"Whoever gets this role has to start out playing her at 14
and go all the way to 92 years of age. We can do the 92 in
makeup, but the 14 is another problem." The big man.

"All of you know Mother Theresa was a hooker before she saw
the light." They didn't know, but felt it would be bad form
to let on, and so they all just nodded their heads and agreed
with RP.

"Okay, we got to get the audience into this film. We can't
let anyone think we're making some exploitation shit, not with
these real meaty scenes where you can just feel her pain. I'm
sure you babes can see this is Oscar fucking material for sure.
Now you three bimbos are the best looking women in Hollywood or
anywhere else for that matter. So I got no problem with you
playing hookers. I just can't take a chance on you being prima
fucking donnas and killing the budget with a bunch of bullshit
demands. You all understand what I'm saying, don't you?" RP
was coming across like some combination of Spielberg and
Hitchcock and they just looked at him awestruck.

"Look, any one of you can get a deal where you fart into a
bottle for $15 million. That's not the point, ladies. Fuck
no! Now, I'm going to have everything on the line with this
film and unless you're willing to go that extra mile, I
can't take a chance with you." Pure class, RP, yes!

It sounded like fucking art to the broads, and they wanted
the part so bad they could just shit.

"Okay. Let's see the legs, girls." RP was taking charge
now.

The three grand dames of the motion picture industry were
looking at him in stunned disbelief, but he just stayed
cool, very cool.

"Look, you don't have to do any of this shit. No fucking
way. You're big stars, but I can't take a chance on picking
a leading lady who won't follow my vision."

Next thing you know A's dress was moving up over the
knees, and yes, she still wears seamed stockings and a
garter belt. You know how she likes to accidentally show
off those incredible legs when she gets in and out of cars.
Yep, she flashes beaver shots out the wazzoo, baby. You've
seen it, Jerry, her pussy looks real good with her legs
spread wide and her love box airing out in the breeze.

Well shit, Jerry, the other babes got their dresses going
up, too. There was no fucking chance someone was going to
top one of those bimbos. The Mother Fucking Theresa part
was pure juice and it was all they could think about, baby.

RP just stood there and watched those three broads run amuck.

The dames didn't act like they were paying attention to
each other, but, sure as shit, they saw everything that was
going on with the other two bitches.

When A got her skirt up an inch or so higher than B, it was
like no time at all before B was up 2 more inches, and fucking
C beat all three of 'em soon as she saw what was happening.
RP got to look at three of the biggest money broads in
Hollywood with their dresses pulled up around their necks,
looking just like starlets getting ready to hit the casting
couch.

Fucking RP promised me he'd show me the video his hidden
cameras took, but he never has, Jerry, and am I pissed.

"Okay girls, this is getting us fucking nowhere." RP was
smiling and beaming as he checked out what kind of underwear
these babes were wearing. Fuck, Jerry, I would of ripped
right through the front of my pants and cum all over myself
if I'd been there.

"Screw this leg shit, why not just take your dresses off,
and quit fooling around."

Well, at this point, C was fucking into it and not really
thinking about what he was saying. No, she was just out to
kick some ass, and the other two bitches weren't going to
get one inch ahead of her.

Well, off came C's dress and she was standing there in nothing
but heels and panty hose. No, Jerry, she doesn't wear underwear.
I can't remember her ever wearing any to tell you the truth.
Yah, I can't agree with you more, baby, those tits are so
fucking firm, she doesn't need any help to keep them pointing
at you like two fucking rockets.

Shit, Jerry, the other two girls saw this and they couldn't
wait to take off their clothes. It was like a strip show, baby.
They were all watching each other and when one made a move and
took something off, the other ones matched it piece for piece.
Off came the dresses, slips, bras, garter belts and stockings.
Man, in no time at all, three of the best looking bimbos you'd
every want to see were standing there in nothing but their high
heels and jewelry. I would of blown my wad right then, Jerry,
fucking A.

RP, though, remained very calm as the broads were ripping their
clothes off in a fucking frenzy. You know, that guy has more
class than a football. Next, he told the broads that he had
something they just had to see in his inner office, and off
they went naked as jay birds, not even thinking if they would
see their clothes again. Man, the guy knows his shit and we
missed the whole fucking thing.

Well, once RP and the bimbos got inside his inner office, he
handed them scripts and told them that they had some real work
to do.

"Okay A and B, I want to see how sensitively you'll handle
this love scene. What do you mean where's the guy? Fucking
Mother Theresa was a lesbian before she got converted. What
the fuck's wrong with you broads?"

B didn't figure anything was wrong with her, and she wanted
that part more than you could imagine. A was also ready to do
whatever it took to get the part, and didn't give a shit what
it was, either.

Well, RP got to stand there and watch A and B sucking on each
others' tongues for just about ever, and the word I got is that
these two broads knew a hell of a lot more about lezzie shit than
a straight bitch should. Yah, Jerry, just about every big name
fem star in town is a lezzie, so it really wasn't a stretch for
them to get it on like that.

RP just stood there and kind of made suggestions like he's the
director. "B suck on her tit like you mean it, girl. A get your
hand moving between her legs so she can really feel something.
This is gonna be a close up shot, so make it look real, baby.
I want to hear some screaming and moaning here, just like you
do when you really get off." Well, this didn't really turn out
to be a big problem for the babes, Jerry, since they were getting
off big time right about then anyhow.

RP had the two stars on the couch in his office going at it like
two porn stars at a fuck festival. And, Jerry, they were getting
hot while he stood there cool as he could be. "Finger this. Suck
that. Grab the other." Where the fuck were we, Jerry?

Eventually, RP had them stop the hot action. It was really more
to get C into the picture than him giving a shit that A and B were
fucking exhausted after they came about three times each.

"Okay C, A and B proved they could get into character, so now
it's up to you. I want you to imagine that you are in the convent
and not really converted yet. Yah, you're very horny cause you
haven't been with another broad in days. Okay, you got the picture,
so lay down on the couch and do yourself."

"What the fuck do you mean you won't finger yourself? You saw A
and B doing a lezzie act so get that hand moving or get the fuck
out of here." RP is so suave.

Yep, next thing you know, C was going to town doing the one hand
wonder on her very fine looking pussy. She was not just going
through the motions, baby. Nope, she's a method actress, and she
was making it look good cause she was really doing herself. It
was so very hot, Jer, her fucking hand looked like a blur moving
so fast between her legs.

The other two broads were watching the action and getting a
little worried that C was pulling ahead of them. They never saw
a broad do herself that good before and they were getting real hot
and horny, too. C got so into it that she started moaning and was
real close to getting off. She expected RP to say cut at this point,
but nope, he just let her go on and on and on.

Well, Jerry, you know what happened next, and, yes, C came like
there was no tomorrow. The fucking bitch was loud, baby. Man, that
must have been a turn on for everybody who was there watching her,
that's for damn sure.

After C collapsed on the couch, RP looked A in the eye and said
he was going to leave. No shit, just like that, Jerry. "Wait a
minute." You heard 'em all pissing. "We're just getting started
here and we want the fucking part." Blah, blah, blah, you can just
imagine them getting all hot and bothered.

"Look, I've been watching some really hot action and I can't take
it any more. I'm gonna have to go out and get laid right this
fucking minute. I don't know how long it'll take until I find
someone to do me so you broads will just have to run along." Don't
you feel for him, Jerry? Shit.

 Yah baby, you can just picture how it went from there with those
hotties. Yep, next thing you know, A was spreading her very fine
legs right on top of RP's desk begging him to fuck her. No shit,
Jer.

RP dropped his pants and got right into it without missing a beat.
He told her to play with her tits to help him get off fast so they
can get back to work. Hell yes, two of the nicest looking boobies
you ever saw getting the A treatment, if you know what I mean.
Ha, ha.

Well, it didn't take RP too long before he got his rocks off again.
So, now the broads figured he's getting back to work, but no
fucking way, baby.

He looked right at B and said, "Look, this isn't fair to you, B. A
had a chance to fuck me so she pulls way ahead in the casting
department. No B, it's not very fair, but I'm a man, and we all
think with our dicks, if you know what I mean."

B knew and got real pissed. "You asshole, why didn't you give me a
chance to fuck your brains out. I'd a torn you apart." Man, she was
hot. You've seen her like this, Jerry, holy shit.

RP, being the benevolent guy he is, says, "Okay, I'll make it up to
you, B baby, you can give me a blow job instead. Time to get your
knees dirty, darling."

Wow, she really started screaming at him when she heard that. "You
fucking scumbag! You just came, mother fucker, and even my world
class blow job couldn't do anything for you now."

"Okay, okay, I know how to make this fair, B." RP had to come up
with something to cool her off. "A get your ass behind me and get
on your knees. Yah, that's good." A got right to it soon as he
told her what to do. That girl always did take direction well.
Ha, ha.

"Here's the deal bimbos. B sucks me off and A rims me at the same
time. And, listen A, I want to feel that tongue boring into my
asshole. If it isn't good, I'm taking points off you. Understand?"

Obviously, she did. She had already reached around and had his
pants half way down to the floor. Never saw a broad like her,
before or since, Jerry. She could trip you and beat you to the
ground best two out of three.

B was getting right into it, too. The broad dropped to her knees
and had RP's whopper in her mouth lickity split. Damn, can you
imagine B sucking you and A rimming you at the same time, Jer?
Really, who could ask for anything more?

Now, here's the best part, baby. C was watching this shit and
she was really steamed. Yah, she wanted to get into the action
now that she saw how far behind she was in the points department.
It looked like she was ready to push one of the other broads out
of the way so she could start in on RP with a little sucking and
fucking of her own.

Needless to say, RP got off after about two minutes. Sure as
shit, soon as he came, he heard C bitching up a fucking storm.
"What the fuck do you mean letting those sluts do you without
giving me a chance to show you what fucking is all about, you
asshole? No guy can make a comeback after that kind of action.
How am I supposed to keep in the game when you give those
bitches all the breaks, you fucking dick head?"

This is why RP must be considered different from you and me,
Jerry. Why, he calmly looked at her and said, "C, baby, I've
saved the best for you, sweetheart. You gotta know there's
nothing that turns me on more than a little light S and M,
baby. Can you deal with it, darling?"

RP guided her over to his desk and got her to bend over and lie
down on the desk. Sure, she still had her fine, fine, super fine
legs on the floor. She had 'em spread real nice, too, so you
could see all that pink just lookin' back at you, and that ass,
wow. Yah, Jer, one of those scenic view things.

Next thing you know, RP pulled a small riding crop out of his
desk and started slapping her on the ass. No, no, not real hard
at first and, anyhow, she didn't seem to care that her ass was
getting red from his workout. She figured she was making a
comeback and knew that kinky always scores more points with
us guys. Fuck yes!

Well, in no time at all, RP got hard as a rock again. He
unzipped his fly, pulled out his jumbo meat missile, and stuck
her right in the asshole with his big cock. While he was going
to town on C's great looking ass, he handed A the whip and told
her to go for it. Fuck, man, she beat the shit out of C, if you
can just imagine the picture. Jerry, it was kind of like getting
fucked and fucked over at the same time.

Soon as he finished getting off in C's asshole, RP screamed out,
"Let's go film some shit." The four of them raced out the fucking
door, heading for the elevator. You can't believe the excitement,
Jerry, no shit.

Now, it's not too bad to be running around nude on the 16th
floor of the MCA Tower because security would just figure
you're some eccentric executive. No one ever fucking questions
the shit that happens up in suit heaven. Now seeing RP and the
three naked broads running through the aisles wouldn't of been
too bad if they got off on the 11th floor where the fucking
record company is headquartered. Yah, it would just look like
some new act A and R found at Madam Wong's and nobody would
of given a shit. But, Jerry, they made a real mistake getting
off the elevator on the 4th floor.

Sure Jerry, the 4th floor is where the MCA-Universal Corporate
Accounting department is located. Yah, a bunch of fucking bean
counters, no shit, baby. You see more black three piece suits
on that floor than you can shake a stick at, that's for damn
sure.

Okay, now just imagine seeing RP and three big stars sans
attire running through the aisles of the fourth floor. They
were screaming and yelling shit and, of course, the accountants
just freaked out. Jerry, can you just see 20 CPAs with boners
standing there with their jaws hanging down to their chests.

Well, what made it worse was a group of top Seagram Executives
just finished a meeting in the Corporate Controllers' Office
and happened upon this merry scene. Yah, Seagram, the fucking
company that bought MCA. It sure was a good thing these guys
were all drunk or there could have been some real problems.

Anyhow, RP was thinking on his feet and told the broads,
"Look we're in big trouble here, so give all these guys head
and then we can make a quick exit."

Sure as shit, the three of them each grabbed a guy, dropped
his pants and started sucking like there's no tomorrow. The
guys were standing there with their pants and silk boxers
wrapped around their ankles. All the people standing around
there were just freaked out watching this shit.

No, no, I don't think blow jobs are legal in Canada either
so these guys all shot their wads real fast cause they never
had lip locks like that before. Yah, it was something new
for them I'm sure.

The broad that was in the Seagram party was madder than hell
and shitting big bricks. She couldn't believe any of this was
fucking happening right there in the main aisle of accounting.
Yah, Jerry, the three babes did all five of the top dogs from
Seagram in about three minutes. Those guys were standing there
after it was over with their pants around their ankles,
dripping cum out of their dicks and shit eating grins on
their faces.

You'd figure RP was done for now, but, no way, baby. He tells
A, B and C to do the Seagram chick next. And, before that
hoser babe knew what hit her, they got her dress up around
her waist and her panties torn right off. B ripped the front
of her blouse open, too, and, from what I heard, she had some
real nice looking tits for an executive chick.

The Canadian bimbo got some truly fine lip locking and rimming
from B and C, while A sucked on her titties. Broad must of
thought it was tongue-ga-lishous, if you get my drift! No Jerry,
I don't think they have any lesbians in Canada either. No, no,
Canada's too cold for that sort of shit, believe me, Jerry.

RP and the three stars split leaving the Seagram executives in
disarray, and the fourth floor money guys were sort of out it,
too. A couple of them were pissed cause they didn't get a blow
job and there was this one guy jacking off right there in the
hallway.

Jerry, if we could figure a way to make that act part of the
Universal Tour, we'd be making millions, fucking millions, baby.

Anyhow, getting back to the story, somehow they ended up in the
lobby of the tower building. Funny thing happened there when B
looked at the bust of Jules Stein, the Founder of MCA, that was
displayed by the elevators. She stared at it for a moment and
said, "I think I had that guy a couple years back." The other
two said they must have had him, too, but couldn't remember
just when. They were all just trying to keep up, baby. Yah,
you know how that works.

Now, the guards didn't know what to fucking do with three naked
stars standing around in the lobby drawing a big crowd like that.
Normally, when people run through the lobby nude, they just take
them into the back room and give 'em a choice between giving
up the booty to a couple of the guards, or off to the slammer.
Security didn't know what to do with this shit. RP is too big a
man to fuck with and they know they can't do shit to the three
top female stars. Shit, they just stood there and kind of
enjoyed all the action, nothing else they could do, really.

Finally, RP got the broads into his limo and sent them off to
the Palm Restaurant for an early dinner. No shit, Jerry, can
you imagine them showing up at Palm in nothing but their high
heels demanding a front table.

Reventlow Paladrino, man, the fucking guy has it all. Jerry,
he gave me the picture MCA Security took of these fine
looking ladies just before they got into the limo. What
do you think of it, baby?

The End




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