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PERPLY BUYS PLAYBOY!
As you know, Perply selected Fuck Decency’s “Girl of the
Year.” She’s 8-years-old. However, after many months of being
interested ONLY in little girls, Perply has at last gone to Tower Books
and purchased an actual Men’s magazine, featuring nude women!
I want to thank Hugh Hefner for helping to reform my friend
Perply. It’s been sort of embarrassing when I go places with him. I
mean, we’re walking along, and he’s staring at all the little girls! At
least now, when I take Perply to the mall, he brings along the February
1999 Playboy and keeps his eyes on that instead.
We were in this pet store. (Admittedly, not the best place to
be if you’re trying to keep your friend from looking at little girls.)
Perply was standing there, in the middle of the store, “reading” his
Playboy. A woman came up to him and said,
“What in God’s name are you doing, looking at that Playboy?”
I tried to explain.
“You don’t understand, ma’am,” I told her, as Perply unfolded
the Playboy centerfold. “If he wasn’t looking at Playboy, he’d be
looking at little girls!”
Now, admittedly, the February 1999 Playboy does not exactly
feature the oldest Playmate that Playboy has ever shown. Indeed, one
could accidentally mistake her for a 12-year-old with nice bosoms. But,
I figure, I’d rather have Perply drooling over a 20-year-old, who looks
12, than an 8-year-old. Wouldn’t you?
Please, Mr. Hefner. Don’t let Perply stray from the straight
and narrow. Someday he’s going to get bored with Playboy’s February
1999 Playmate of the Month. He’ll go back to looking at little girls.
We can’t allow that. Please keep on featuring 12-year-old-type Playboy
Playmates, to protect our precious children from the wandering eyes of
Perply.
Another magazine that’s available, and helping grown men like
Perply to keep their eyes off 8-year-old girls, is Barely Legal.
Specifically, the February 1999 Barely Legal. I haven’t shown Perply
this issue yet. But as soon as he gets bored with Playboy, I will.
After all, next month’s Playboy might feature a 21-year-old, and Perply
might not like her. So I’ve got this Barely Legal in reserve, ready to
save Perply from the sin of looking at little girls!
In this February 1999 issue of Barely Legal there is a young
blonde. Her name is Alice. Her pictorial starts on page 4.
God, what a pictorial! Alice slips out of her white bra and
panties and poses on a bed. In the back ground, one sees, arrayed on a
bureau, a collection of lipstick, oil, and lotion. As Alice spreads the
cheeks of her ass and looks back over her shoulder, wondering why you’re
taking your belt out of your trousers, one is reminded of the book
Emily, where it is written:
“The bed had black rails... The coverlet was white...
[Nearby] was a dressing table, busy with perfume phials and flasks of
scented oil and pots of cream.” (Page 81).
(The oil, incidentally, is for wetting the man’s penis, and the
girl’s behind. The pots of cream are to soothe her bottom after she’s
whipped.)
Yes, Barely Legal’s Alice is quite a treat. She has sumptuous,
heavy breasts. They’re capped with big, rosy-red nipples. She has a
gorgeous, spank-able bottom. Best of all, her charms are loaded onto a
small body. The ratio between her body and her assets is quite
desirable. Frankly, she looks like she was made to be fucked. Perhaps
she can do mathematics and conjugate verbs as well, but who cares? She
looks especially lovely on page 8, where she poses in just her little
white socks, with a nervous expression on her face.
Not content with having published an outstanding issue, Larry
Flynt has decided to compete with Hugh Hefner. He wants to help protect
our children too.
Today I got in the mail Barely Legal, the March 1999 issue. I
haven’t shown it to Perply yet. But I’m sure when he sees it, he’ll
love it. In fact, even though I consider myself a normal male, I
ejaculated the minute I took my subscription copy out of its envelope!
I have no idea what’s inside the March 1999 issue of Barely
Legal. The cover alone is worth the asking price. It’s what made me
lose a half gallon of sperm in my pants.
On the cover of the March 1999 issue of Barely Legal there is a
girl. She has long hair. This is always an immediate plus with me,
since I adore girls with long hair. She has a wholesome, cute face, and
she looks no older than 13. (Maybe even younger!) This girl has her
back to the camera. She’s naked, except for a pair of jeans. Most
shocking of all, somebody has yanked her jeans down to show off her
bottom!
How I love this cherubic-faced girl! How delicious it is to
see her gazing at me. How coy she looks, peering at me over her
shoulder. And how wonderful her bottom is -- the perfect place for both
my hand and my dick! (Not to mention my belt, my ruler, and whatever
the local bondage store sells.)
Speaking of bondage, I used to try looking at bondage
magazines. They all sucked. However this month at Tower Books I found
some excellent magazines. All of the ones listed below have heavy,
glossy cardstock covers and are perfect bound. They are essentially
large, high-quality paperback books, with many photos.
Secret Magazine, No. 13, $15.95. Large magazine, many pages.
Secret Magazine, P.O. Box 1400, 1000 Brussels 1, BELGIUM.
Review: My favorite article in this issue is titled, “Manual
for Slaves”. It is part two of an article that was apparently begun
last issue. Nonetheless, it is worth having, all by itself, even if you
missed part one. (As I did.)
The article focuses on male slaves. However, in perusing it, I
was struck by how easily it could be adapted to female slaves as well.
Here’s a suggestion from the article:
“Have him play table tennis with you - he is stark naked with a
weight hanging from his balls or his cock. Make the match take
awhile.” (Page 101).
My own suggestion, modified for a female slave, would be this:
“Purchase two small bells, perhaps from a store that sells
Christmas ornaments. Tie thread to each bell and suspend them from your
slave’s nipples. Then play ping pong with her. Make the match take
awhile.
“Note: A good slave will lose to her master, so he can enjoy
spanking her.”
Believe it or not, the article also makes this suggestion:
“A slave... should anticipate the wishes of his Mistress. A
slave should help his Mistress. ...Accompanying her to the toilet,
where his tongue can serve as toilet paper.” (Page 102).
Another suggestion the article makes is this one:
“Imagine the effect of a banana thrown into the toilet: your
slave, masked, must fish around in it with his hands and then smear
everything he finds there all over his face and body.” (Page 102).
There are many other suggestions made in this article, most of
which do not involve developing a close, intimate relationship with your
toilet. I highly recommend this article for anyone who has a lover in
their life who yearns to obey. Treat them to some of these games!
Next up is:
Stern, No. 2, $14.95. Large magazine, many pages. Stern
Magazine, P.O. Box 39016, 8901- 118 Ave., Edmonton AB, CANADA, T5B 4T8.
E-mail: stern@planet.eon.net Web: http://www.sternfetish.com
Review: The highlight of this magazine is a young, Nordic-type
blonde. She looks very cute dressed up in a dominatrix outfit. It is
the first dominatrix outfit I’ve ever seen that actually aroused me.
The girl, dressed in her outfit, combines both vulnerability and a “take
charge” attitude. How sweet it is to see this luscious young thing,
determined, despite her slim figure and elfin looks, to make men behave!
The man who learns to obey is a big hunky guy. Now, please
trust me when I tell you this: I have no interest in seeing men fucked
up the ass. Yet this girl is so cute, and so thorough in the way she
fucks this man, that I ejaculated immediately! As a result, I haven’t
had a chance to study this pictorial properly. But, based on my limited
research, I give it a very strong recommendation. (You wouldn’t want me
to spoil my enjoyment by looking at it prematurely, would you?)
As it was written in a Playboy calendar years ago, under a
beautiful June Playmate: “The question isn’t whether the groom will
miss the wedding, but, rather, whether he’ll come too soon.”
What? You’ve never dreamed of being fucked by a woman? Or
even by a young, beautiful Nordic-type girl? You’ve never longed to
clean a toilet with your face? Well, there’s yet one more magazine to
be reviewed, and it’s:
DOMiNA, No. 7, $19.00. Large magazine, many pages. Domina
Publishing, 305 Madison Avenue, Suiter 1166, New York, NY 10165. Back
issues available for $25.00 each. Price includes postage. (Address in
England: 27 Old Gloucester Street, London WC1N 3XX.)
Review: What a great magazine! This magazine makes Larry
Flynt’s TABOO look like it’s published by a Sunday School boy.
On page 42 there is this pictorial: “The Dominant Life of
Mistress i.” Fortunately, for all us red-blooded heterosexual males,
Mistress i likes dominating girls!
Check out this photo: Two girls with lovely big tits lie on
the floor. Their arms are behind their heads. Their nipples are stiff
and their backs are arched to let Mistress admire their bosoms.
Mistress stands over them, holding a sharp miniature saw. You can
almost hear the buzz of the rotating saw as Mistress decides which
offending nipple to remove first.
On the next page, three girls are bending low before Mistress.
As they bow to her, she whips their bare, naked bodies, letting the whip
fall over their backs and deliver its scorching tip to their unprotected
bottoms. Observe the marks of the lash where the girls, weeping and
protesting their love for their Mistress, have been corrected.
In the next photo, two of the girls have been suited up as
horses. They kneel on the floor, their eyes closed, quietly proud of
how Mistress has chosen to use them as beasts of burden. Mistress sits
behind them, on a throne, wondering how many whip strokes she’ll need to
deliver to get the two girls to pull her across the room.
On page 46 the two horsey-slaves must have failed at their
task, for we see them strung up from a gallows. They are, fortunately,
strung up by their wrists, not their necks, which allows them to live,
and feel the punishment Mistress intends for them.
However, Mistress is tired of having to punish her slaves. So
she has a third slave punish the two horsey-slaves. All three slaves
are naked. They bear the marks of the whip (even the slave wielding
it), and one can only hope these bad young girls learn to be more
perfectly obedient in the future.
God, how I love seeing these naked slaves! In two of the
photos their naked bodies are more beautiful than almost any flesh I’ve
ever seen! They are quite beautiful girls. But, in addition to that,
the photography was done in an especially artful way. It truly captures
their loveliness. You almost feel like you’re seeing some of the photos
in 3-D.
Now there is one thing I should point out. In none of these
photos are any of the girls harmed. If I actually thought the girls
were being harmed, or if they had appeared to have been harmed (whether
harmed or not) I would not be recommending these photos. Here at FUCK
DECENCY we do not recommend any activity we feel is harmful. Also, this
is not a horror zine. We have no intention of celebrating such things
as photos of mutilation (whether real or faked), death, etc. However it
is interesting to see photos that incorporate a sense of danger.
If you prefer to be dominated by women, and are a guy, then I
absolutely must mention this pictorial: “Kingdom of the Dominant
Women”. (Page 55). Here you will see mature women dominating men. I
didn’t find it particularly interesting (it seems rather a re-play of
what I have to go through every day) but the photos are excellent.
See men chained on either side of a woman’s throne. (Page 55).
See elegant women enjoy a casual game of pool, while standing
on top of naked men lying prone on the floor. (Page 56).
Witness a lovely dinner, attended by lovely ladies. There’s no
need for chairs. Men in their underpants serve as furniture for the
ladies to sit on. (Page 57).
There are many other photos in this magazine. I would say
that, pound for pound, this is the best bondage magazine of the three.
Whether you lust to dominate men, or girls, DOMiNA is for you!
Last but not least, is this wonderful product:
Inside the Playboy Mansion, $50.00 A Playboy Book. Many
pages, many photos. Web: http://www.playboystore.com
Review: I don’t have this book yet. However, I was perusing
the February 1999 Playboy and I happened upon page 36. There you will
find an ad for “Inside the Playboy Mansion”.
The ad alone is masturbation heaven. Luscious Playmates cavort
in the grotto, their legs temptingly spread. They shower together,
their nude white bottoms begging for attention. They lie by the pool
and squirt each other’s bare asses with sun tan lotion!
There are several ways to buy this book. Let me give you a way
that nets you a free Playboy magazine.
1. Call 1-800-423-9494. Or visit:
http://www1.playboy.com/catalog/
2. Ask for item: WD4015. (This is “Inside the Playboy
Mansion”, the book, for $50.00)
3. Now tell them the following: “It says here in your
catalog: ‘free A Playboy Newsstand Special Edition with your order of
$50 or more! We will select a Playboy Newsstand Special or back issue
to send to you FREE with a merchandise order of $50 or more.”
4. You may need to give them a “Source Code”. If so, try
this: SOURCE = 01914.
According to the ad for this book, these words are engraved on
the front door of the Playboy Mansion: “If you don’t swing, don’t
ring.” I told Perply about that slogan and asked him what he thought of
it.
“It’s pretty good,” Perply said. “However when I buy the
Playboy Mansion I’m going to put up these words: ‘If you’re over 12,
don’t ring.’”
“Perply!” I said. “You can’t put that up. It doesn’t rhyme!”
“Nonetheless that’s what I’m putting up,” Perply said. “Don’t
worry, Joe. The girls will get older. Trust me on this. Do you think,
once I have a girl properly chained to my bed, that I’m going to kick
her out when she turns 13?”
“I hope not,” I said. And I hoped he was just kidding. But
don’t worry -- I’ll make sure Perply keeps getting regular doses of
Barely Legal! (And Playboy too!)
Andrew Roller Presents
FUCK DECENCY
Issue No. 418
Due to the length of my, er, article, there will not be any
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Emily, the book, is a Victorian novel. My copy was published by Grove
Press. Apparently it is no longer available from Grove Press but is
(possibly) available from Blue Moon Books. If not, try Masquerade
Books. Both are publishers who are probably on the web, and perhaps are
sold by http://www.amazon.com. You might also try locating them by
fooling around with the “Who Is” registry at: http://rs.internic.net.
Think up words similar to what you’re looking for, leave off the “www”,
and add “com”. As in, for example: bluemoon.com
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