Message-ID: <7471eli$9804021728@qz.little-neck.ny.us> From: losgud <lushgod@hotnomail.com> Subject: <*>NEW? STORY?--How We Spent--[An April Fools' Day Presentation] Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Reply-To: see@iglou.com, end@iglou.com, note@iglou.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii; name="HOWSPENT.TXT" Content-Disposition: inline; filename="HOWSPENT.TXT" X-Nntp-Posting-User: [unauthenticated] Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: <usenet-approval@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded <story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Story-Submission: <story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Original-Message-ID: <35228159.249E@hotnomail.com> AN APRIL FOOLS' DAY PRESENTATION ========================= DISCLAIM THIS!!! What? You're too young to legally read in this NG? But you're still here anyway? And who's supposed to police you in these matters? Moi? Okay-dokey. Mom!!! Hey, you, am-scray. Underage consumption of this adult fare will rot your teeth & put hair on your chest. It will warp your young mind and make you wind up just like me--ancient and bitter and miserable and condemned for all eternity to write this drivel. The ordering of this text sorta copyright yours truly. If you intend to attempt an infringement you must be fucking insane. ========================= M/F M/F/M/F/M/F/M/F/M/F . . . Cons! Hum!!! Parody?????? NOTE: Breaking form with this one. Brushing off the dust. Hell, shoveling off the dust. Various nods all around. Copyright notice not meant as an implication that I wrote a single word of what follows. I haven't the talent; I can only be the editor. Accepted by . . . Back in the dark ages of paper publications and metal scissors and rubber cement I sat down with said items and had a little fun. A single issue of a magazine of national, nay, international reputation, and its column of correspondence from its erudite and highly esteemed readership. Caution: don't try this in your own home! The results could be lethal. HOW WE SPENT My wife and I have been married for six years and we have done quite a lot of screwing. We've fucked in every room in the house: kitchen, bedroom, dining room, basement, etc. Sometimes while we're fucking, the phone will ring. I always make her answer it. I can suck her tits and she'll come. She comes while sucking my cock. And needless to say, her cunt is an endless source of pleasure. Her cunt, as I've said, is always hot and wet for me, and together we've put many objects there. As for myself, I am 30 and have an ever-ready seven-inch cock. And even though she doesn't have 36D tits and I don't have a ten-inch cock, less than two minutes in the car and less than two minutes from home, her pants were off and my fingers were inside her (a fragrant event). The moistness between her legs and the stiffness between mine required immediate attention of a pleasant sort. I didn't feel any pain as I bashed my knee on the gearshift when I moved to get on top of her. I looked at that young innocent face of hers smothering my main piston with tender slurping licks and kisses. Stretched out in my new sports car with an angelic blonde deftly working over my dick--this was a dream come true. What else could a guy ask for? Again, through her sweet southern moans and the rock 'n' roll on the stereo, I somehow collected my thoughts and reveled at the fact that yes, things can't get much better than this. This image has been etched into my brain forever. I finally came with such intensity that we were both pushed up on the seat about a foot; her head was off the front headrest and on the backseat. I lay on top of her, but her still-moving hips maintained my erection. At this party I'll look across the room at her and know she's hot. I'll walk over and ask if I can freshen her drink. Into the bathroom I go to masturbate into her drink, then bring it to her. It's exciting to know she's tasting me in front of everyone. She'll also make a trip to the bathroom and put an hors d'oeuvre inside her, play with herself until she comes, then bring me the tasty morsel to savor. I had wanted this to happen for so long! I pulled my skirt up and showed him my neatly trimmed pussy. Kathy doesn't wear undergarments. She likes freedom. Jean Marc laughed aloud and took the strawberry from my dripping cunt. Jean Marc squatted down and began to lick the sweet syrup from my pussy lips and thighs. He groaned and began muttering in French. Risking it all, I brought both hands up and dangerously placed them on the ripe melons. My name is Jim and I am a college senior who enjoys sex _very_ much. "You want to study?" he yelled at the nerds. "Study this!" Exhausted and a bit drunk, I fell to my knees. Before I knew it she was on her knees and my cock was in her mouth. I gave her a $20 tip and left to tell my friends of my orgasmic experience. We sat at a table against the far wall so Joel could prop up his legs and give the ladies a peek. "Patience," he said. "These women know what they want." His cock, looking like a thick hose, bulged against the constricting terry cloth. Joel, who's hung like a brontosaurus, wore tight terry-cloth shorts with nothing underneath. He said the chicks loved it. Giving it a pat, she said, "Let's go home and help this poor fellow out." "Enough!" Joel yelled. I turned. He had taken off his shorts and this unbelievably huge, rock-hard penis hung quivering in midair like a swollen pink billy club. There were a lot of good-looking ones, but one made my dick get hard, so I decided to go for her. When she winked and blew me a kiss, I almost spilled my load right then and there. He was naked and his dick stood straight out, a "wonder dick." "Nail me," she said. She gasped as I filled her with my wide shaft. As I pushed in deeply, she groaned. I feasted on her as she stroked my enraged firmness with her convulsive pussy. She fucked openmouthed while I drilled to the end of her well. "Yes!" she cried. The intensity was incredible. Jade, meanwhile, stood and said, "Come on, you big dicks, come. Come on each other. Spray your jism on me. Look at their pretty dicks. Beat off. Beat off. Make your hard dicks come." My wife began by licking the stranger's pussy. I fucked her while my wife stroked herself. Another woman and her husband sucked her tits. Another man shoved his cock in her eager mouth. Her body was shaken by multiple orgasms. Finally all six of us came. Blistering spurts of come burst from his cock's lips, spattering June's belly and breasts with thick, hot, snow-white drops. All at once, Bob and Terry came all over her tits and ass. They used their dicks to clean her off and shoveled their come in her mouth. With three hot pussies for me, and three stiff cocks for my wife, we were in heaven for over four hours. I could go on and on with other interesting and hot events, but I think you get the picture. We sucked, licked, and fucked everything in sight. We spent the rest of the day in bed, sucking and fucking our brains out. We never got anything done that day. This kind of action went on all night and ended at eight in the morning. The smell of three different pussies mixed together was beautiful. At last we fell asleep in each other's arms. I know I'll never have another night like that one. I don't think I could stand the excitement if I did. As a matter of fact, we spent Sunday in bed sleeping, and we called in sick the following Monday. ========================= Like? Yes? No? Comments welcome: losgud@hotmail.com ========================= I am archived at DejaNews under "Author" name: lushgod@hotnomail.com -- +--------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `------------+ | story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us | story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us |