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I thought I could write erotica, but all my work was
*** REJECTED BY PENTOUSE FORUM!!! ***
by
OddManOut
DISCLAIMER: The following is (hopefully) not a true story. If it
sounds like someone you know is in it, then you know some pretty weird
people. It contains explicit descriptions of sex acts that may be
dangerous or even impossible. If you are too young to be reading this
kind of thing, or are offended by parodies of Penthouse Forum, then stop
reading now. I am not affiliated with anything owned by or associated
with Penthouse or its publishers, nor is this story representative of
everything you might find in Penthouse Forum. There are a lot of cheesy
phone-sex ads in there as well.
HUNKY STUDIO STUD SHOWS THREE HOT ACTRESSES HIS BOOM ACTION!
Dear sirs,
I used to think that the stories in your magazine were all made up by
bored, underpaid, wanna-be authors who work all day in tiny cubicles in
your basement, but I have recently had an experience that has completely
changed my views.
I'm a 24-year-old male from Los Angeles. I'm built like a typical
"surfer dude": about 6'22" and 180 pounds. I work out regularly, and
have a nice body, but what I've found girls are really attracted to is
my enormous 13-and-a-half inch long dick. It's so large that whenever I
get very excited, I almost pass out from the blood drain. Every woman
I've met has wanted a chance to take it all, but I usually bottom out
with about four inches to spare. Not only is it long, but it's about
three inches in diameter, as well.
I work as a boom operator for a major studio, so whenever we do a shoot,
I get to be around beautiful actresses all day long. One day I was
working on a shoot for a beach movie, so the whole crew was at the
beach, shooting a scene with these three women. I won't tell you their
names, because they told me that if I ever revealed who they were,
they'd have to sue me for libel. However, I will tell you what they
looked like. One of them, whom I'll call "Demi", was a gorgeous
blue-eyed blonde. She wore a tiny blue bikini with spaghetti straps,
and her large, soft breasts strained against the scraps of material.
The next girl, "Molly", was tall and had black hair. She was wearing a
simple one-piece suit, but it definitely did justice to her hot body.
The last girl, "Pam", was a young redhead that had small tits but a
great-looking face.
In the scene we were shooting, they all had to rub oil on each other,
and in no time at all Mister Peppy was starting to get hard. I had on
bikini briefs at the time, so it was very uncomfortable. Since I was
holding the boom, I had to dance around to get my cock in a more
comfortable position. It created quite a bulge, and at one point, the
head actually poked out of my left pant leg. I couldn't risk dropping
the boom to tuck it back in, because that would have gotten me fired on
the spot. It was then that Pam happened to look straight at my crotch.
When she saw my strawberry, she immediately started giggling, and
whispered to the other two fine specimens of femalehood by her side.
For the next hour or so, they continued to sneak glances at my johnson
as I stood, helpless, with both hands on the boom.
Finally, we broke for a snack. I took the opportunity to tuck myself
back into my pants and cool down by reading a copy of "Penthouse Forum".
While I was reading, Demi came up and sat down next to me.
"I liked the show." She said.
"There's a lot more where that came from." I answered suavely.
"Really? Then why don't you meet us back here at 8 o'clock?" She said,
pulling her G-string aside to reveal a perfectly shaved bush. A trickle
of pussy juice flowed from her crack like a mountain stream.
When I heard that, I knew there would be no way for me to lock down my
trouser snake now. For the rest of the day, the head remained poked out
of my shorts leg by just a little bit, and the girls stared openly at it
whenever they could. After we cut for the day, I rushed back to my room
and jumped in the shower. Even though my joystick was ready to play, I
kept myself from stroking it, telling myself that I'd have three
incredible babes to do that for me later. I dressed again in a tank top
and tight jeans (no underwear, of course), hopped in my Suburban and
drove back down to the beach.
When I arrived at nine, the beach was completely deserted, except for
the three superstars I had met that afternoon. I walked over and
introduced myself. We started talking, and the conversation drifted to
sex. Molly told me that she'd seen me reading "Penthouse Forum" earlier
that day, and that that magazine always got her hot. Suddenly, Pam cut
in. Reaching around behind her back, she undid the straps to her bikini
and let her tits spring free.
Smiling at me and batting her green eyes, she said "I'm tired of
talking. Let's fuck." I knew it was time to go to work. Standing, I
pulled down my jeans to reveal my own boom. This time, however, it was
Pam who held it with two hands. As soon as she felt its weight, she
said "Oh my god! How do you sleep on your stomach?" Before I could
tell her about my custom-made orthopedic mattress, she opened her mouth
and slid the first four inches of my summer sausage down her throat.
She was obviously a pro at this, and she worked my penis over with the
enthusiasm of a girl scout selling her first box of cookies. Every time
I thought I would pop my cork, she let up, and gave a squeeze on the
root of my sequoia to calm me down.
As Pam sucked me off, Demi and Molly stripped out of their suits and
started fingering their sopping snatches. As they finger fucked
themselves, I noticed that while Demi's box was completely hairless,
Molly had neatly trimmed her pubes into a black runway that headed
straight for her launch pad. After a few minutes of watching these two
vixens play with each other while a third slurped on my rocket pop,
Molly did something that really blew my mind. Reaching over Demi's leg,
she dipped a finger into her bald valley and started to stroke Demi's
beaver. When she pulled away and started to suck on her finger, I lost
control, and sprayed my spritzer into Pam's sucking mouth. When she
felt me spurt, she started to suck harder, and didn't stop until the
last drop of my protein supplement had found its way to her waiting
stomach.
Drained, I pulled myself loose from Pam's mouth and sat down on the
beach blanket. I started to take off my tank top, but Molly said "Here,
let me do that for you." As she crawled behind me, Demi came over to
Pam. "Bad girl" she said sternly. "You kept him all to yourself when
there were three of us. Now you will have to be punished." With that
said, she immediately grabbed Pam by the waist and threw her over her
lap. Pulling down Pam's bikini, she began to spank her with measured
slaps. Pam was yelling and telling her to stop, but soon Demi had Pam
begging for more. As I watched the show, I felt Molly's hands come
around me and remove my tank top. After she pulled it over my head, her
hands strayed back to my hairy chest, kneading my breasts and pinching
my nipples. Feeling Molly's hands on my chest and watching Demi spank
Pam began to get me hard again.
Demi saw my unsheathed sword, and immediately stopped what she was
doing. Throwing Pam off her lap, she yelled "My turn!" and jumped on my
rooster. As she jumped, she opened her legs, and landed with a perfect
bulls-eye, burying my spike a good eight inches inside her well-oiled
oven mitt. She began to hump wildly up and down my loaf. As Demi rode
me, Molly walked over to Pam, and squatted down on her face. Pam took
the hint and started to slurp Molly's slot like a woman possessed. Demi
saw me watch them and began talking dirty to me.
"Do you like watching Pam eat Molly? Do you like the way she's licking
Molly's cunt? Isn't Molly a slut for just walking up and sitting on Pam
like that?"
"Yes, yes, and yes!" I cried, bucking myself forward to meet Demi's
bouncing butt. To my surprise, another two inches of my pipeline was
laid into her trench. Demi felt it go in and started moving faster.
"Oh, yeah, that's right! Keep putting it in deeper! I won't rest until
I have your entire quivering organ inside my steaming box!" Hearing
Demi say this made me very scared and a little disgusted, until I
realized that she was talking about me fucking her. Obliging her , I
placed my hands around her waist and pulled her into me on each thrust.
Each time she came down, I went a little deeper, until finally, to my
amazement, she bottomed out.
"Yesss!" she hissed as she felt every millimeter of my thirteen inches
rooted inside her passion pit. Meanwhile, Molly had leaned forward and
was busy licking Pam's peach fuzz. The two girls shared a hot
sixty-nine in front of my eyes, as Demi kept drilling me into the
ground. Finally, Demi came explosively on my dynamite stick. Feeling
her contracting all the way down my rod set me off too, and I began
filling her fuel tank with my high-octane semen. Demi slid off me and
immediately enveloped my softening banana with her mouth, trying to suck
out whatever sperm I had left. Pam saw this and said "I just need
another taste of his salty man-juice!" Then she wrestled out from under
Molly and dove between Pam's legs, licking my come as it seeped from her
muffin.
Not only did Pam withdraw my deposit, but she got interest as well, as
Demi's juices began to add to my sizable load. Demi finished cleaning
me off, then started to buck and sway from Pam's talented tongue. As my
wilting wiener slid from Pam's mouth, Molly stood up and stamped her
shapely foot. "That's no fair!" she cried, "You girls both got to have
him, and now there's none left for me!" "Oh, no," I said as I got up.
"There's still another round in this cannon for you."
When Molly heard this, she looked me in the eye and said "I want you to
shove that lance of yours right into my greased-up burrow of love." I
held her gaze and said "Well then, why don't you come suck on it until
it's hard again?" "Good idea!" she said, and dropped to her knees.
When she began to gobble on my turkey-neck, I knew I was in for a treat.
Her mouth was warmer and slicker than an oil spill in Texas. As she
sucked me off, she placed one hand on my sack and began juggling my
family jewels. The heat from her mouth and her squeezing of my nuts
sent the blood rushing back into my pole of flesh.
A cry interrupted our reverie, and I looked over to see Demi in a
continuous orgasm as Pam munched away on her muff. Her breasts were red
and quivering, like twin pears, ripe and ready to be plucked off the
vine. "Oh, yes, eat me!" she cried, like a suicidal veal calf. Then
Molly brought my attention back to her by squeezing the base of my
burrito. As I looked down, she looked into my eyes, then relaxed her
throat and proceeded to take my entire length into her mouth! No one
had ever been able to do this to me before, and my flagpole surged to
full mast, leaving the rest of my body feeling numb. She began to make
swallowing motions, and her throat began to undulate against the tip of
my shlong. It was unlike anything I had ever felt before, and after a
minute of it she had me once more on the verge of popping my cork. Just
before I came, she pulled her head away, leaving me wet, engorged, and
swaying in the breeze. Tossing her long black hair aside with a flick
of her head, she said "OK, now fuck me!"
Molly lay on her back, and I spread her legs. Crawling on top of her, I
primed my purple-helmeted warrior for the charge into her dark valley.
I reached down and spread her lips, then eased myself into her. Molly
tossed her head back and sighed "Mmmm, more." Slowly I slid my snake
further into her tight cavern. When it was four inches in, she looked
at me and said "Don't tease me, fuck me!" Eager to oblige, I increased
the pace, slipping a little further in with each thrust. By the time I
was ten inches in, she was bucking like a mechanical bull set on "fast".
I fucked her faster, pounding her crack with my jackhammer, and she
continued to jump and squeal with every hump. Her tits flopped around
like spawning salmon as she twisted and dug at my billy club. Soon my
obelisk was in her, all the way down to the cornerstones. Already this
had become a night to remember: stuffing my whole burrito into two sexy
senoritas in a row! For Molly, my total insertion was too much to bear,
and she began to climax. Her heating duct contracted in waves down my
yardstick, which set me off as well. We came together, she flooding my
member with her ambrosia of venus as I dumped my goo in her hole.
Fucking three women in a row had taken its toll on my body, and I sat
down next to Molly as we watched Pam and Demi finish each other off.
Demi was licking Pam's bush like it was a fresh grapefruit, and Pam was
reciprocating in kind. It made a nice scene as Molly and I talked about
our lives, our dreams, and how this night could never be again. I was
ready to call it a night when Pam suddenly said "Wait a minute! I only
sucked him off! I want to fuck him!" Before I could tell her that I'd
already come thrice, she had squirmed out from under Demi and grabbed my
knob in both hands. She started twisting and kneading my breadstick
like no one had ever done before, and sure enough, Mister Richard began
to rise again. When I was halfway hard, she grabbed my hose and guided
it between her luscious headlights. I saw now that my original
assessment of her small bosoms had been skewed by the unusually large
size of the other girls' watermelons. Pam squeezed my cable between her
mammaries and began to move her body up and down, jacking me off with
her pink pillows. I responded by thrusting my hips, fucking her
cleavage with my hardening rock candy. Pam's soft snowhills had a
magical effect on my wand, and to my surprise, I was once again able to
climb the mountain. Pam jumped off my board and got on her hands and
knees. Waggling her tail at me, she said "OK, space man, it's time to
shoot the moon!" No truer words were ever spoken as I slipped into her
sauna from behind. From this position, Pam wasn't able to take all of
me, but what she did have was caught in her cunny like it was a vice of
velvet.
As I began to pound Pam's pussy, Molly slipped around to her other side
and began to feed Pam her cherry pie. Not wanting to be left out, Demi
came around to me, then bent backwards and stood on her hands and feet,
her luscious bald lips red and watering. How could I resist? I bent my
head and lapped at her fountain of youth as I sunk my tap into Pam's
bore. Between her licks and moans, Pam called out for more, so I turned
up the steam and started to pump my piston into her slick cylinder of
lust. Meanwhile, Demi was beginning to twist and whine from my frantic
tonguing of her ladybug, and soon came explosively, spraying my face
with her musk. As Molly heard Demi go over the edge, she bore down on
Pam's face, and soon climaxed as well. Her knees bucked as she ground
her kitten into Pam's mouth. This set Pam off, and Pam's carnal
contractions made me the last link in this chain reaction of hot lust.
With an animal yell, I delivered my last parcel of the night into Pam's
waiting mailbox, then collapsed on top of her. We lay tangled on the
beach blanket for some time, then gathered our clothes as we had to go
back to shooting the film the next day. Me and the girls never got
together again, but for the rest of the shoot, I was sure to let them
look at my Cyclops as it peered from beneath my briefs. I guess I know
what it means now to be a Hollywood insider!
-D. W., Seattle, WA
Comments? Suggestions? Flames? Wannafucks? None will do any good,
but if you desperately feel the need (i.e. "Hey, I actually *wrote*
that to Penthouse Forum!"), please write me at oddman0ut@hotmail.com
"It is only the great men who are truly obscene. If they
had not dared to be obscene, they could never have dared
to be great."
-Havelock Ellis
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