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From: Elijah <*@qz.to>
Subject: humorous poem: The Fucking Machine (believed anonymous)
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From a reader at AOL:
: Thank you for this great resource. I appreciate the time and effort you must
: put in.
: 
: Do you know of or have you considered asking for submissions of old (or new)
: XXX poetry.  ?When I was a kid, (I am 64) there were a lot of really good
: poems that were circulated by word of mouth.  In another generation or two,
: this stuff will be gone forever.  I am especially interested in locating a
: poem called "The Night of the Kings Castration."  I know it used things like
: "All of the nobles sat around shooting camel dung for in those days bull shit
: was unknown. Shit cried the King and 20,000 loyal subjects squatted and
: groaned.  Balls cried the queen, if I had two I would be king."
: There was one titled Ring Dang Do. All I can remember is the end "We'll
: pickle her twat in alcohol and tack her tits to the shit house wall.
: 
: The Fucking Machine
: 
: A man once told me before he died,
: of a woman with a twat so wide
: she couldn't be satisfied.
: So he rigged for her a fucking wheel,
: with balls of brass and prick of steel.
: Round and round went that fucking wheel 
: til the maiden cried "I am satisfied".
: But for lack of designers wit
: there was no way of stopping it.
: The maiden was torn from twat to tit
: and the whole fucking issue went up in shit.
: 
: There are lots more poems and songs like Roll me Over in the Clover, Drive me
: home etc.
: 
: Anyway, if you ever have the time it might be worth the effort to collect
: some of this stuff??
: 
: Keep up the great work!!!

Elijah's note:

Old popular verse like this is more than welcome here.


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