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SUMMER, 1976 (part 2)

She hadn't moved when he returned and gave her the cup, dropping his 
pants as she drank.  He moved the chair side by side with hers and sat 
close to her with his arm around her, still glowing from the fabulous 
orgasm.  They relaxed for a few minutes, speaking very little.  

After a short time, L C felt ready to continue and began massaging her 
neck and shoulders.  Gradually she relaxed and put her feet on the floor 
which gave him access to her body which he quickly began to fondle and 
caress, finally putting his mouth to her breast and using his tongue to 
bring those small nipples back to their former hard and aroused state.  
Caroline moaned very softly as he reached between her legs and explored 
her snatch.  The little tuft of hair was as soft as a child's and just 
beyond it was a slightly moist crack which he carefully explored with 
his fingertips as he nibbled on one breast, then the other.  He 
gradually worked his middle finger down far enough between her legs that 
it slid into the folds of her lips, immediately finding more dampness.

"Move down a little," he said, guiding her hip to the edge of the chair 
and spreading her legs apart.  As always, Caroline complied.  He began 
to finger her a little harder than before, inserting it a knuckle at a 
time into her as her breathing got faster and deeper.  He moved back up 
to her neck and continued to kiss her face and neck occasionally as he 
rubbed the slit up and down, finding her clit and stimulating it with 
every stroke.  He continued for many minutes, inserting one finger, then 
two into the tight little pussy as she squirmed with his every touch.  
One thing was certain, she was going to enjoy it, which was something he 
had been wondering about.  He was worried that she might be so crazy 
that she wouldn't like sex, but as it turned out she was loving the 
finger fucking, and she reached her arm around his shoulders as if to 
hold on.  A few more minutes and she was soaking wet and ready to fuck. 
. . .

L C put down a couple of drop cloths he had brought in from the tool 
room in the middle of the floor and laid down.  He held his half-limp 
dick in his hand as Caroline got up and stood over him. 

"Give me a blow job till I'm hard, then you can ride me all you want, 
okay," he said, pulling on it.  
Of course she did it, lying down on the floor next to him and sucking 
him back to full attention in a matter of just a few minutes.  Tired as 
he was, L C surprised himself.

"There it is baby, go ahead, its all yours," he said as she gave it a 
few final nods, then pumped it with her hand as she eagerly crawled on 
top of him and positioned her crotch over his latest erection.  It was a 
tight fit as she pushed the wide head of his dick slowly into the warmth 
between her legs.  She grimaced as it slid through the opening and half 
way down, stretching her labs tightly around his dick.  

"Oh yeah, that's gooood," L C said as the young little pussy filled with 
his meat.

"Mmm, mmm, mmm," she purred as she started the old familiar rhythm.  In 
a minute she had worked most of his cock inside her and was beginning to 
work it in and out, making little positioning adjustments so that it 
felt just right.  

"Oh baby, ride that dick," he said. And she did.  Right on the floor in 
the office she rode it for what seemed like an hour.  She would vary the 
speed a little, and sometimes he would grab her ass and pull her down 
harder, and sometimes they would just drift along and enjoy the mutual 
pleasure between their legs.  Eventually she tired and stopped.  L C 
rolled her over and ran with it missionary style, giving it to her down 
to the balls as she spread herself as wide as is humanly possible, 
giving it up completely.  He grabbed her legs and pulled her knees up 
until her ass came up off the floor, holding himself up over her and 
fucking as fast as he could go.  

Come on baby, come on," he coaxed her as he felt his rod stiffen even 
more.  "I KNOW you like this."  

She was squeezing his forearms in her hands, pulling him into her, their 
bodies slamming together.  She laid with her head to one side, breathing 
hard through the mouth, her eyes closed tightly.  Her titties bounced 
wildly on her chest, and her knees all the way up near her head and they 
flapped with every stroke.  Harder and harder they fucked, sweating and 
grunting like maniacs.

"Cum now.  CAROLINE.  CUM.  NOWWWWWWWW," he wailed.  Then he reached 
between her legs and found her little magic button with his thumb and 
used that favorite circular motion that is guaranteed to hit the spot.  
She felt the fire that had been building in her pussy get hotter and 
hotter, all the way up to boiling. Somehow he kept slamming her without 
slowing down.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," was the sound that finally came from the naked chick 
as the orgasm exploded between her legs and washed over her whole body.  
Every muscle in her body tensed and she was like a board as L C slowed 
down and switched to long deep strokes, burying his cock deep inside her 
and rocking on her clit with his groin.

"OOOOOO, OOOOOO," she cooed as she squeezed off a couple of little after 
shocks.  He rocked her some more until she relaxed a little and brought 
her legs down far enough for her feet to touch the floor again.  He was 
still hard and was planning to bend her over the desk for an attack from 
the rear when there was a knock on the door.  He put on his pants, 
opened it and stepped out into the hallway.  Keith's big bearded face 
sported a big shit eating grin.

"You're STILL not done yet," he asked.   

"No.  Not even.  Just getting to the good part actually," L C replied.

"Well, it's about time for those guys to start showing up, and the 
office needs to be open to keep them from wondering what's going on in 
there.  What are you gonna do?"

"I don't know. . . You want a little, she's very willing," L C offered.  

"No way," Keith said, she's not my type.  

"Yeah right, you probably got it last night and can't get it up right 
now, Prick."

"Oh I can get it up all right," he protested, "just not for HER. 

"Oh well, you're missing a good piece of ass." said L C.  "How about if 
I take her in the tool room?  Nobody will suspect anything since we lock 
that door once in a while anyway.  We'll be quiet."

"Okay, just keep out of sight."  Keith went back to the control room and 
L C moved into the tool room.  It was long and narrow, but there was 
enough room to lay down on the floor, and he put the drop cloths down 
and covered the windows.  Caroline's naked body sure looked out of place 
in front of the pegboards covered with tools and the cans of paint and 
other supplies stacked everywhere.  But he got used to it quickly, 
dropping his pants and moving to her, kissing her face and putting his 
limp dick in her hand.  She compliantly massaged him as he manhandled 
her round buttocks until his erection returned, harder than ever.

He bent her over the workbench and paused for a moment to admire her 
best feature before getting back to business.  Her cheeks were full and 
perfectly round, and he loved the view as he spread them for another 
look at that tight puckered asshole and cute little pussy.  He bent down 
and helped himself to a mouthful of flesh, working on both cheeks with 
his open mouth and tongue until her ass was very wet.  Caroline seemed 
to enjoy it when he nipped her with his teeth.  Now it was time for some 
fun!

He began rubbing his cock on one side as he took aim on the other and 
quickly slapped it with the palm of his hand.  SLAP, SLAP, SLAP.  Three 
quick shots followed by plenty of rubbing on the bare warm skin.  She 
moaned lowly but did not react otherwise.  

SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP.  He spanked her beautiful rear until 
it turned a light shade of pink.  Then he let up a little and went back 
to the dick rubbing, back massage and neck kisses.  He got harder when 
he returned his hand to her rump and she arched her back and raised her 
ass asking for more!

SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP. Hand prints 
appeared on both cheeks as he stepped to one side in order to distribute 
the punishment evenly, increasing in force with every shot.

"Mmmmmmmmm," Caroline purred and seductively twisted her ass back and 
forth, letting him know she was ready for more.  L C stepped up and 
gently gave her the hot beef injection, noting the different feel of the 
new position as he achieved total penetration, grabbing her by the hips 
and pounding her from the rear.  She tilted her head back and began 
breathing heavy again.  Every few strokes L C would slap her ass on one 
side or the other, getting a little "ooo" sound with every shot.  After 
a few minutes he found he could continue fucking her without holding on 
because she was pumping him back, matching him stroke for stroke.  He 
used his hands and arms for balance, thrusting his hips into her bum, 
sweating and gasping for air.  Caroline reached back with one hand and 
put her fingers on his hip, urging him on.  She tensed as another 
powerful eruption built inside her until she could no longer move.  L C 
sensed the moment and again grabbed her hips and sped up, spanking her 
ass and giving her everything he had.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOO," she squealed with pleasure as she came, sending a 
shudder throughout her body.  "MMMMMMMMM" She kept breathing heavy, as 
the orgasm turned into a warm glow.  L C slowed and finally planted his 
fuck stick all the way in and stopped.  DAMN.  He was too tired to fuck 
any more.

He slumped to the floor, sitting his bare sweaty ass down on the drop 
cloth and resting his head on the girl's bare thigh.  After a minute she 
caught her breath and joined him on the floor, embracing him.  There 
they sat, breathing in unison until the floor became too uncomfortable 
and L C moved to the center and stretched out on his back.  His body 
still tingled as he lazily stroked his half erect penis.  Caroline 
joined him, resting her head on his chest, still glowing. He ran the 
fingers of his free hand through her hair.  After a few minutes she took 
over the hand job, slowly bringing back the stiffy.  He was too tired to 
resist as she started kissing his chest, working her way down past his 
stomach towards her new best friend. 

Ever so lightly she began licking the head of his dick, then brushing it 
with her lips.  He became gradually more erect as she toyed with him, 
kissing, licking and eventually putting her lips around the tip and 
working it in and out a few times, then backing off and starting over 
again. L C relaxed as the girl orally toyed with him, cupping his balls 
and holding onto the base of his dick with one hand.  After several 
minutes she began licking along the shaft, moving her head up and down 
as she moved him around in order to reach the back and other side until 
his cock was completely wet.  Kisses all over followed, then back to the 
tip in the mouth treatment.  He was getting excited with the erotic 
nature of her technique and he enjoyed the way she obviously loved his 
cock.  She began taking him into her mouth every few seconds or so, 
working him in and out a few times, then going back to the less intense, 
playful action.  He felt like he could put up with that all day, putting 
his hands behind his head, closing his eyes and just floating with the 
pleasurable sensations between his legs.  He lost track of time, but it 
must have been half an hour or more.  He all but ignored the noises 
coming from the control room occasionally on what had turned out to be a 
very slow day.

Just as he drifted into an almost dream state the girl shifted off his 
stomach and repositioned herself between his legs, pulling his cock 
upright and plunging her mouth back down on it quite a bit farther than 
before.  He groaned and his eyelids fluttered as Caroline aroused him, 
returning his attention back to his penis where it belonged.  More 
sucking and licking the entire length as this blow job took on legendary 
length.  He already had one orgasm behind him, and Caroline was in no 
apparent hurry.  L C began to wonder who taught her how to fuck like 
this.  He was just about to wonder even more.

The girl released her lips from his dick and licked her way down until 
making contact with his balls, giving them the same wetness treatment 
with her tongue.  This was new territory for L C who could remember a 
few girls that would kiss his balls, but not one that wanted to actually 
lick and taste them, and certainly not one that would curl up between 
his legs after several hours of sex and devote any time kissing and 
taking his testicles in her mouth.  As Caroline gave him the testicle 
treatment with her mouth she worked the base of his cock with her hand.  
The new sensations stimulated him again and he reached maximum hardness 
as she stroked him slowly.  He tensed as she engulfed one ball in her 
mouth, rolling it around with her tongue.  It was not so much the 
feeling as the IDEA of her sucking on his balls.  She switched to the 
other one as he lay there tensed and motionless.  The girl continued to 
stroke and nuzzle him, working her way around with her lips and tongue.  
Then, ever so slowly, she headed south!  DAMN.

Now THIS had REALLY never happened before.  He started to pull away, but 
wasn't sure if she was  going to pull up just short of his asshole where 
his ballsack attached and then come back up.  ‘Where the hell did she 
learn to do this,' he wondered as her tongue danced dangerously close to 
shitsville.  Suddenly he felt her lick him where the sun don't shine, 
causing him to jerk and raise his head and body up on his elbows.  

"Shhh" she calmed him, patting his abdomen reassuringly.

"Oh my God. . .What are you. . .?  Nobody has ever done that before.  
Oooo, mercy." L C was blown away.  The girl licked and flicked his 
asshole as he squirmed on the tool room floor.  He watched her head 
moving between his legs, feeling the strange new sensation as she gently 
reamed him with her tongue.  He tilted his head back as she grabbed his 
thighs and buried her chin in his crack, her open mouth devouring his 
nasty place.  He became so aroused that he could barely stand it, lying 
his head back on the floor as the muscles in his buttocks tensed in 
response to her busy, wet tongue.  He reached down and began jacking off 
in order to partially relieve the throbbing in his aching member.  He 
got off on how nasty this was, exciting him mentally as well as 
physically.  And he was close to physically giving it up again, and then 
she finished him off by slipping her tongue inside him!

"DAMN," he yelled, forgetting to be quiet.  "OH FUCK."  She kept 
sticking her tongue in his asshole, tasting his pungent musk.  "OH MY . 
.  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".  She started rocking it in and out, squeezing his 
thighs which were completely flexed as hard as rocks.  "OH MAN.  I'M 
CUMMINGGGGGGG," he growled while holding his breath.  

Caroline reacted quickly, getting up on all fours and taking his dick in 
her mouth down to his trembling testes.  She put the finishing touch on 
by getting a good suction going.

"AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH," he erupted in her mouth for the 
second time.  Again the willing girl worked him with her mouth until he 
was drained, swallowing the entire wad, gently letting him calm down and 
relax until he started to get limp.  She let his dick slip out of her 
mouth and moved up to his side and they lay there in an exhausted 
embrace.  Even though he was tired as hell, L C was totally jazzed by 
this new experience.  No girl had ever done that before!  DAMN!

Even though the floor was very hard they laid there for a long time, 
basically too tired to do anything else.  The occasional noises outside 
were infrequent and muffled, but served to remind them that other people 
were around, and soon they would have to leave the seclusion of the 
toolroom.  L C reflected on the events of the day and the young woman 
resting lazily on his chest.  He knew practically nothing about her, 
except that she liked to fuck, and she was not volunteering any 
information either.  Actually, she was practically non-verbal, breaking 
the silence only for the most basic reasons or when questioned.  He 
looked at his watch and realized it was after 3:00 PM and all he had 
done so far was show up at work, drink a couple of cups of coffee, and 
fuck for about five or six hours on company time!  No breakfast, no 
lunch, no work, nothing else.  

Finally he turned his thoughts to the situation at hand.  Here he was 
laying exhausted and naked on the floor with one wacky naked chick, he 
needed a shower and some sleep in the worst way, and he had to be at the 
club and ready to rock and roll at 9:00 PM.  DAMN.

He finally got up and got dressed while Caroline continued to lie on the 
floor apparently trying to sleep.  He slipped out into the hall and took 
a peek into the control room.  Keith was still there, reading the paper, 
with no one else in sight.  

"Hey Prick, is anybody here?" said L C.

"Nah, I sent  a couple of technicians through earlier and they're still  
there.  But what the HELL have you been doing in there all day," he 
asked.

"Just fucking and sucking, MAN, this chick even ate my asshole!"

"Whoa.  But how long does that take," Keith wanted to know.

"Hey, we were in no hurry, but now I gotta get outta here, take a shower 
and get ready for tonight.  Can you close up," L C asked, hopefully.

"Yeah, I guess so.  But you gotta do something about that chick.  You 
can't just leave her here with me.  What am I gonna do with her?"

"Shit, I have no idea.  Maybe she'll let me drop her off somewhere."  L 
C went back to the toolroom to discover that Caroline had wandered off 
again.  He dashed to the office to find her sitting back on the side 
chair in the fetal position again.  

"Caroline.  Caroline."  It took twice but she finally looked at him.  
"We gotta figure out somewhere for you to go, okay?  You see, this place 
closes in a couple of hours, and we can't just lock it up and leave you 
outside, can we?"  He almost said "standing there butt naked" but 
thought better of it.  "I have to leave in a few minutes.  Can I give 
you a ride somewhere," he asked, realizing how ridiculous that would be, 
picturing this girl getting out of his car at some bus stop somewhere, 
totally naked!  He started looking around for something for her to wear, 
and located a t-shirt, jeans and a pair of flip- flops someone had left 
in a locker.  Hoping they wouldn't be missed he took them to her and got 
her to put them on.  The clothes were about three sizes too big, but at 
least she could go outside now. . .

"Come on, lets go," he said, taking her by the hand to the control room 
to see what Keith had to say.

"Whose clothes are those," he asked, noticing how they hung off her 
medium frame.  Caroline remained silent, as usual.

"I found them in a locker in the hall," L C replied.  

"They must be one of the other employees," Keith guessed.  "What now?"

"I want to go there," she said, pointing to the more remote second 
building.  L C and Keith looked at each other, both a little surprised 
to hear her voice, and to express a desire on top of it!  They thought 
it over in silence for a few seconds.

"You take her," Keith said.  L C led her to the passenger compartment, 
they sat down and Keith sent them on the short journey over the rugged 
terrain.  Soon they came to a stop at the second building landing and 
they got out and looked around for a couple of minutes.  He knew there 
was no good way of doing it, so he just came out with it.

"Caroline, I have to leave now.  Can I give you a ride somewhere?"

"No."  She did not look at him, she just stood there staring at the 
view.

"Do you want to ride back with me, back where Keith is?"

"No."  No other reaction.

"Well, will you be alright her for a little while?  He'll bring you back 
when you're ready, okay?"

"Okay," she said, glancing at him briefly.

He put his large hand on the side of her head and pulled her to his 
chest for a few seconds.  "Goodbye then," he said, giving her a small 
kiss on the forehead.  He got  into the compartment and signaled for 
Keith to bring him back.  He watched her form receding as she continued 
to stand on the landing until he couldn't see that far any more.  Now 
all he wanted was to shower and get a couple hours sleep.

"Where is she," Keith wanted to know, glaring at him when he got back.  

"She didn't want to come back yet, so I left her there.  I'm leaving."

"Hey, what about HER," Keith demanded.

"I don't know man, she's too weird.  She won't say what she wants to do, 
where she wants to go, nothing.  I'm going home."  Just then the phone 
rang. 

 Keith answered and listened for a few seconds, then covered the 
receiver and told L C "Its Randy", the technician from the other 
building.  He kept listening to Randy and replying with short yes and no 
answers and a few uh-huhs, all the while glaring at L C, then covering 
the phone again.

"He knows we sent her over there, man.  Now look what you did."

"Just deny it," said L C.  "He doesn't know anything for sure."

Keith listened to Randy for a few more minutes, then hung up.  

"He KNOWS, man.  You expect him to believe she hiked there in those 
flip-flops?" 

"It doesn't matter what he believes.  Now that she's there, she's HIS 
problem.  It'll be fine.  See ya later," L C said, walking off to his 
car.  He made his way home and took the nice warm shower he needed, 
grabbed a bite out of the fridge, and knocked out until it was time to 
leave for the club.  Keith was there already when he arrived, and was 
not a happy camper.

"Hey Prick," he said, looking pissed.  "You almost got us both FIRED 
today, stupid."  

"Why, what happened," said L C, doing his best "Who me" expression.

"Shit Dude, that chick went CRAZY after you left.  I guess Randy started 
talking to her and she asked him if she could use the bathroom, so he 
let her in the building.  Apparently she locked herself in the bathroom 
and went through the medicine cabinet and found a razor.  Randy wondered 
why she was in there so long and when he knocked on the door she opened 
it.  He said she was in there butt naked and shaving her pussy bald!  
(No shit?)  So then he gets her to come out and before he can get her to 
put "her" clothes back on she runs outside and climbs the chain link 
fence around the high voltage area, and then sits down on one of those 
huge transformers in there.  BARE ASSED NAKED!!!  (Holy shit!)  So he 
calls the electric company to shut off the power, and they don't believe 
him so he calls ME and wants ME to call and tell them its for real.  So 
we're both shitting bricks and then McCoy (the head engineer) calls 
wanting to know why the electric company is calling him about turning 
off the fucking power!   Randy fills him in and he says sit tight, he's 
on his way, and tells Randy to call the cops!  (Oh shit.)  

So we're waiting there in a panic, and Randy goes out and talks to her a 
while and finally convinces her to climb back out, but can't talk her 
into getting dressed again.  Then McCoy and all these cops and just 
loads of people start showing up, with their radios blaring and all that 
bullshit.  So I tell them its okay, she's out now, but they decide to go 
see this naked girl for themselves.  So they all pile in and about half 
way there, the power goes off!!!  (Shit!)  Yeah, they're stuck out there 
in no man's land, yelling on the radio for somebody to call the electric 
company and get it turned back on.  Meanwhile the booster station is off 
line, and thousands of people are effected. . .ALL BECAUSE YOU GOTTA GET 
LAID, ASSHOLE!!!!

DAMN.  L C felt bad for Keith but didn't let on.

"Hey, it's not MY fault.  I wasn't even there by that time," he said.

"Yeah, but you left her there, Prick."

"Sure, man, sure.  So then what happened?" 

"Well Randy's not answering the phone because he's afraid to leave her 
on her own for a second, so he's out there where he can grab her if she 
tries it again.  And McCoy and the cops are out there twisting in the 
breeze and madder than hell because there's not a Goddamn thing they can 
do! (SHIIIT!) Finally the power comes back on and I send them the rest 
of the way and sure enough, there's Randy outside with that naked chick 
of yours.  After a while the cops get her dressed and they come back and 
take her away in the patrol car.  Randy gets everything running again 
and McCoy leaves.  By the time I lock up it's 8:00 PM and all I have had 
time to do is to rush home and change, and drag my ass down here. ALL 
BECAUSE OF YOU, YA JERK!" 

"Shit, man, how was I supposed to know she was going to lose it like 
that," L C said, with a grin. 

"Yeah RIGHT.  Fucker.  Come on, it's time to get tuned up," said Keith, 
wearily heading toward the stage.

"Hey Prick, first round is on me,"  L C called out, remembering that 
weary feeling all too well.

"Make it a tequila then."  They jammed the night away, gradually 
accepting the events of earlier in the day, and were able to kid about 
it by closing time.  L C went home and slept like a log for a good four 
hours, then opened up at 8:00 AM the next day like nothing had happened.  
Everything went along fine until Keith called.

"Did you read the paper this morning, Prick?"

"No, I had to get my ass to work by eight, not like some of us who sleep 
late and then sit around reading the paper until noon.  What's up?"

Keith read him the 3" article on page 4A about an incident yesterday 
where some crazy chick got naked and tried to kill herself on a high 
voltage transformer.  Power to the area was interrupted briefly while 
she was rescued.  The police took her into custody, and were at a loss 
to explain the strange behavior.  

"Sound familiar, Asswipe," Keith asked, jokingly.

"Those reporters always miss half the story," said L C, trying to be 
funny.

"Want me to call them and explain where she was before this happened," 
Keith offered.

"Nah, that's okay.  I mean I get laid so rarely it SHOULD make the 
papers, but hey, let's just forget about it this time.   Whaddaya say?"

"Well okay, if you say so.  I guess I can always call them up later if I 
have to," Keith said, still wanting L C to squirm as payback for putting 
him through all that shit yesterday.

"All Right, Fucker. I owe you one, OKAY.  So do you think its over or is 
McCoy or some of the suits going to come down on us somehow," L C asked.

"I don't know, man.  Just play it by the book for a while, and call me 
if anything happens," Keith said.

"Okay, but if any more naked chicks show up today, I'm sending them to 
your house, Douchface," he said, hanging up, laughing.

Of course plenty of people got wind of what was in the paper, but they 
kept their stories straight and after a few days things got back to 
normal.  Everything except L C's wiener which had developed a slow drip 
and burned like a son of a bitch when he took a leak.  DAMN.

"What should I do," he asked Keith after he finally stopped laughing 
hysterically after L C told him.  I can't go to my regular doctor with 
this shit."    

"Well I usually go see this old doctor right over here on Edgar Street.  
This guy just gives big old shots of penicillin for everything.  Just go 
tell him to give you a big old shot in the butt and you'll be good as 
new in a couple of days.  I guess Caroline had the last laugh after 
all," he said, still snickering.

L C went straight to the doctor's and sat in the waiting room filling 
out the new patient forms.  He skipped the "reason for visit" blank, but 
naturally the receptionist caught it and asked him why he need to see 
the doctor.

"It's personal.  I'd rather just discuss it with the doctor, okay?"

After what seemed like a long time he was called into the exam room and 
eventually the doctor came in, studying the chart.  Keith was right, he 
was an old guy with a no-nonsense bedside manner.  He peered over his 
reading glasses sternly at L C.  

"What's the problem, son?"

"Well doctor, I think I caught a case of the clap." The old guy got a 
disgusted look on his face and reached for the plastic gloves.  In a few 
minutes the diagnosis was confirmed, the lecture given and the big old 
shot in the butt administered.

"Come back in three days and I'll check it again, but that'll usually 
clear it right up -  pay on your way out," the old doctor said as he 
left the exam room. L C pulled up his pants and limped back out to the 
receptionist.  He paid his bill and as he turned to leave, a funny thing 
happened.

RANDY WALKED IN. . . .

Okay, Randy didn't walk in, but there were plenty of jokes made, 
including that one.

The rest is absolutely true.  If all the witnesses and the newspaper 
article don't convince you, L C has a couple of old doctor bills you can 
look at.  AND that's the last time he ever got some strange without 
wearing a DAMN RUBBER!



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