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This is a work of  actual  and  fictional  events  FOR ADULTS ONLY.  
Distribution without this header  or  for a fee  is  prohibited.   If  
you archive please allow me access.  Your  comments  are welcome - 
jimkeigel@hotmail.com. 

These stories are about real life sexual activity.  The names have been 
changed, but  the events are usually  based  on  actual events.   Our 
hero  is  L.C., a man  who lives for sex and possesses great sexual 
prowess, but otherwise is essentially unremarkable.  He lives in a town 
in the U.S.A. on the border with Mexico.   L.C. works a regular job, 
drives an average car and  has  a thick 6&1/2 inch penis.  Other regular 
characters include Ed, a stud as long  as  he keeps his baseball cap on, 
who's into telemarketing, sports and gets plenty of action with his 8 
inch crotch monster.  And Hank, the man that invented machismo, who  
drives  a gypsy  cab,  listens  to  oldies  and is always in a good mood 
 and  telling  those  wild  and  wacky  stories.   The girls come and 
go, and cum some more. Eventually the goal is to start a web site and 
have a collection of stories there and maybe a few pictures.



JUNE 19, 1998

It was THE BEST, all inclusive one on one sex he ever had, at least in 
recent memory!  What a Goddess and tonight she did EVERYTHING!  And then 
some.

But it's better to start at the beginning...

L.C. began "boy's night out" as usual, staying late at work so he could 
do what he wanted on the internet.  He was horny as hell, having a hard 
time at work because he wanted to hit on one hot babe after another as 
they walked by in those black nylons and skirts shorter than mid thigh. 
 DAMN he loved summer.  Ed was dogging him again, but he probably had 
his reasons.  L.C. kept his eye on the weather because it had been 
raining most of the day, and he was NOT going across if it was still 
raining.  Luckily it stopped during the Bulls game and he decided to hit 
the road after they won  -  again.  

It was a perfect night for fucking, nice and cool. He got ready by 
driving around, drinking his first beer of the day out of the cooler he 
had stocked earlier, getting high.  He made sure Hank had showed up 
first, and in the process of cruising around spotted his car at a 
convenience store.  L.C. pulled in and parked in the next spot waiting 
for Mr. Macho to return which he quickly did.  Hank doesn't smoke so 
they shot the shit for a while as L.C. finished up.  Hank admitted he 
had been taking a little "medication" last week, but was sober tonight 
except for the can of brewski he had just bought.  They left L.C.'s car 
in a good spot.

"Let's go fuck some girls!" L.C. said, feeling really good as he 
transferred over to the gypsy cab.  They had known each other for almost 
a year now, and by this time it was more like two friends going out for 
a night on the town, but with one BIG difference - There was NO doubt 
about getting laid.  

"I need some more of the atmosphere they had over at the Silver Bar last 
week," he told Hank who aimed the car south past the checkpoint and 
straight to "Paradise City".  The place had  a few less girls tonight, 
and a few more guys.  But the ratio was still three to one, and the 
girls were "hungry".  Besides, the first one he saw as he walked in was 
the Fabulous Fawna, a girl he had gotten it on with several times in the 
last 5 months or so, and he knew right then the night would only get 
better from here on out.  

Fawna is as close to a sex goddess that you're gonna find down there.  
Her most striking feature has to be her pale white skin, actually white, 
on a pure latina girl.  Very unique and erotic in a spooky way.  In fact 
there were a lot of spooky things about her, the way she can switch 
personalities in the wink of an eye, the long, curly, jet black wig that 
gives her a vampire-like quality, not to mention how she always ignored 
him whenever he walked in, giving him his space.  She is about 28, 5'8" 
plus the red high heels, with a pleasantly round face and large circular 
dark eyes, small nose and wide mouth with thin lips colored bright red, 
giving even more contrast to her light complexion.  Her body, arms and 
legs are long, slender and graceful, with the creamy tops of those large 
for B cups pushed up by the hot red lingerie lace teddy that she somehow 
squeezed into.  Her mid section and hips have begun to show her age a 
little, but her nice round soft butt makes up for it.  

She smiled at him at first, then followed her ususal practice of 
ignoring him.  L.C.  walked over to the bar and sat on one stool, with 
Hank taking the other empty one.  They ordered drinks and looked around 
for a while, soaking in the party mood, and shortly were approached by 
one of the older less attractive "ladies", trying to work them for a 
drink, a pack of smokes, etc.  She was quite aggressive and after a 
couple of "nos" decided maybe she could get something out of  L.C. by 
stroking his balls through his pants as he sat there at the bar with a 
big grin on his face.  She gave up after a minute or so and gave Hank a 
try.  He let her know right away he wasn't spending but she apparently 
had nowhere else to go and hung around.  L.C. was doing his usual 
"window shopping" looking for Lareyna and other girls he knew, making 
sure Fawna was still his best bet.

The stool next to him opened up and Amber sat down and said "Hi".  She 
filled in for Mama when needed but was also available for some action if 
asked.  He had staggered in there quite a while back with a local taxi 
driver looking for Carrinne, a hot, genuine piece of ass that he had 
banged a few times.  He was pretty drunk, and his driver swore Amber was 
Carrinne, and after a little urging he had gone with her and actually 
had a pretty good time.  She was no Carrinne, but that didn't keep her 
from using her name to get laid.   They got reacquainted and he inquired 
about Angela from last week who was "busy", Lareyna who still had not 
returned from Acapulco, and a few other girls.  

"Who's the best girl in bed that's here right now?" he asked.

Amber smiled and looked around.  "I don't know, I'm not a man," she 
said, not playing favorites.  He could sometimes get a recommendation 
out of one of the bartenders or other workers, but this one was playing 
it by the book.  

"Whose got a body like Lareyna?" he persisted, hoping she would help him 
find another babe with that small tight short build that was made for 
great sex.  There were a few sitting on the couch across the room but 
Amber chose a couple of girls that he had already decided against.  
After a while Hank joined them and L.C. told him the "Corrinne" story, 
which he found to be very amusing, giving Amber a slap on the hand for 
being a "bad girl".

Then Angela showed up and stopped to say "Hello".  She looked good, nice 
and tall and slim, but her dress was not as hot looking as last week's. 
 L.C. still loved her smile but was not into sloppy seconds.  Hank 
didn't remember her so he introduced them, then she excused herself and, 
as it turned out, she was still busy with some half cute looking guy 
with greying hair who was now sitting at the bar.  L.C. had been eyeing 
a real young, real pretty, real tall, real new baby doll which he had 
noticed last week but had passed on because she was so young.  She could 
be a real looker with some makeup and a little more breast meat, but he 
would have to really be in the mood to handle an inexperienced little 
girl like that.  Maybe next week...  He reached out and grabbed Fawna 
when she walked by, sat her down and bought her a drink.  

She was acting as spooky as ever, but was happy that he still wanted her 
even with all the fine looking younger newer girls he could have chosen. 
 L.C. knew she would give him an excellent time, and that's what he was 
there for.  She had heard about how much he liked Lareyna, and gave him 
a little bit of a hard time about it.  He explained that he had known 
her from before, and besides, had nailed Fawna many more times.  She was 
just playing with him, and let him know by pressing her scantily clad 
ass into his crotch and giving him a mini table dance, as he watched the 
thong clad little dark skinned favorite of Hanks as she went through her 
paces on the stage.  Fawna kept up the pressure, wiggling on his half 
mast boner, not noticing that he had caught Angela's eye.  She had taken 
the stool between Fawna and that guy she was with, so was very close as 
he kissed Fawna's neck and returned her stare, wishing he could continue 
the wanna-be-menage-a-tua in private.  After a while Angela gave him one 
more pretty smile, then turned away.  Fawna turned around facing him, 
hugging his head to her as he continued kissing her neck and shoulder, 
feeling that familiar tightness in his pants.  Fawna also felt it with 
her leg.

"Let's go to the room," she said, knowing he was ready.

"Ok, but I want everything you got tonight, Fawna," he warned her.

She looked into his lusty eyes and could tell he meant it. 

"Everything?" she said, pretending to be scared and biting her nails.

"Everything" he emphasized with a slap on her ass.

She paused, then winked and blew him a kiss.  She remembered how 
ravenous his sexual appetite was, but also knew she could keep up with 
him, at least for half an hour or so.

"Ok, let's go," she agreed, getting a big grin out of him.  She was so 
sexy, and what a flirt.

Things started out as ususal.  She took off the teddy while he lit up, 
then she laid on the bed looking sexy while he got high.  They made some 
small talk for a while, but Fawna never could wait very long, and took 
off her bra releasing the conical soft boobs with the pink nipples that 
looked so good, placed perfectly at the tip.  He moved closer, standing 
at the foot of the bed as she started rubbing her hips, her stomach, 
then cupping her breasts to her mouth.  She was just able to reach her 
nipples with her tongue, and she started pinching and licking them while 
moving her body and legs seductively. L.C. took off everything but his 
underwear, and continued smoking and stroking, getting higher and 
harder.  Fawna rolled on her side and pulled her panties down just far 
enough to give him a look at one soft white fleshy mound.  She continued 
to work one tit with one hand and tongue but with the other began 
spanking that smooth buttock.  

Once, twice, again then again.  She would rub a little, then start up 
again.  Slap, slap, slap.

L.C. lost it, not being able to wait any longer, throwing the dope in 
the sink, moving to the night stand, yanking off his underwear and 
putting on a condom all in one quick motion.  Fawna moved her head 
toward him, reached out both arms and said "Come here, baby".    He 
kneeled on the bed and leaned forward as she took his hot beef between 
her red waiting lips.  She pulled his hip toward her until he was 
leaning so far forward that he had to go down on all fours, then she 
started working his cock in and out with plenty of suction.  No doubt 
about it, she knew how to give a good blow job.

He fucked her face for several minutes, using his right hand to play 
with her nipples.  Her head was turned to her right which meant that she 
only got down about half way on the shaft, but it was good enough for 
starters.  He kept pumping with a steady rhythm and straightened up at 
the waist and looked down at the pale skinned beauty as she rolled onto 
her side and continued to eat him.  He stroked her side down to her 
waist, pulling her panties down to bare her other butt cheek.  L.C. 
fondled the smooth muscular rump, enjoying the contrast her almost 
transparent skin made for his tanned monstrous mitt.  It felt warm and 
firm, and he sensed her excitement.

She had started it and he was only too happy to finish it.  SLAP went 
his hand on her ass.  Hard enough but not too hard yet.  SLAP SLAP.  
Then he rubbed it in.  Fawna started to moan which sent interesting 
vibrations down to his balls.  SLAP SLAP SLAP getting harder as she got 
deeper.  He ran his hot hand over her body a couple of times as she 
wriggled below him.  He needed to hold back as he wasn't sure what his 
dick would do if he saw a handprint on that light skin.   Another SLAP 
immediately followed by  more rubbing, then he started pinching her butt 
taking tiny portions of flesh between his fingertips and squeezing HARD, 
giving her sharp hot pain in a very intense but limited way.  First he 
started on the big fleshy part where she was the most sensitive from his 
slapping hand, giving her 5 or 6 fairly hard ones lasting about 5 
seconds each.  She continued to moan but slowed down on his dick, 
feeling the new sensation on her bottom.  SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, four 
more hard shots on her ass, then he stroked her up to her nipple and 
pinched that too.  Fawna became wild, coming up on her elbow and taking 
his rod even deeper, going faster than before.  L.C. looked down to see 
a nice pink glow on her ass which made him stiffen in her mouth.  He 
closed his eyes and tried not to think about it, even as she worked his 
large member with her hungry mouth.  He reached down to her ass again, 
rubbing the hot flesh, then started those tiny pinches again, this time 
going more into the moist crevasse, working his way toward her promised 
land.  Another SLAP to keep it burning, followed by many more little 
zings.  

"Oh my God," Fawna gasped as she came up for air.  "Oh my God," as he 
rolled her onto her back and pulled off her last garment, letting her 
kick the pretty panties off.  

"Let me touch your pussy," he said as he slid his fingers between her 
legs, covering the dark, trimmed down bush.  She played hard to get by 
putting one leg on top of the other, giggling.  "Give me your pussy," he 
demanded, pushing her leg over, opening her twat in the process.  She 
relaxed as he spread her lips with his fingers, rubbing her clit a 
little, then diving down to diddle her slick opening.

"Mmmmmmmmm," she purred, squirming her hips as he cupped her whole pubic 
area with his large hand.  Then he started patting her little pussy, 
hard enough to startle her but not to hurt her - pat, pat, pat.  Fawna 
felt a little uncomfortable but aroused so she closed her legs on his 
hand and he again started fondling her clit, this time between his thumb 
and forefinger, squeezing it and rolling it around.  He could tell she 
hadn't had her pussy spanked before by her reaction, but he noticed she 
did not resist too much, and that excited him plenty.  Then she grabbed 
a lubed condom and rolled it onto two fingers, and that excited him more 
than plenty.

"Mmmmmm," she vibrated her mouth back onto his dick, rolling back on her 
side to reach it.   She also reached up and slowly inserted her fingers 
in his asshole, knowing how much he liked that... L.C. ran his hand 
slowly over the sexy naked woman, arching his back slightly as her 
fingers probed deeper and her mouth again took up the familiar tempo, 
sliding his hard penis in and out, in and out, then the fingers, in and 
out, in and out, then both in, then out.  He was in ecstacy.  He reached 
down to her soft ass again and gave it to her harder now.  SLAP, SLAP, 
SLAP, SLAP.  The red handprint appeared again as she groaned and went 
faster.  More little pinches, down the center, close to her anus.  More 
moaning, a little louder even with her mouth full.  SLAP, SLAP, SLAP 
THAT ASS!!!  As hard as he had slapped it so far.  Fawna squirmed but 
did not stop the sucking or the finger fucking.  He pushed her hip down 
on the bed and again found her engorged clit and started rubbing it with 
his thumb in a circular motion.  He also started moving his hips, 
pumping her mouth a little bit fuller.  She spread her legs all the way 
and he knew she was ready...

Pat, pat, pat.  She groaned loudly but did not close on his hand as he 
fondled her slit.

Pat, pat, pat, pat, pat, pat, pat, PAT.  All in quick succession with 
added emphasis on the last one.

"Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm," Fawna made moaning sounds even with her mouth 
full.

"Ugh, ugh, ugh," L.C. grunted with every thrust in her mouth, in his 
ass.

Pat, pat, pat, pat, PAT.  He got a wet finger as he sank a hole-in-one.

Fawna became completely aroused and pulled him into her mouth with the 
fingers she had now worked all the way into his ass.  He felt the back 
of her mouth as she took him all the way down, then out, then back in as 
far as she could, again and again, pressing harder and harder until she 
couldn't hold back the gag reflex any longer, choking on him but not 
letting it go.  He held still so that she could better gage his penis as 
she worked it down close to her vocal cords, then gagged again. 

"Oh YES," he gasped, as she came up for air, then went down for the 
third time.

PAT, PAT, PAT.  He spanked her monkey harder as she growled and took him 
deeper, choking again.  He gave her two fingers and kept up the same 
rhythm.  Fawna relaxed a little bit, settling back into a regular stroke 
as he flexed his large buttocks, giving her plenty of resistance.   Then 
he really let her have it.

PAT, PAT, PAT, PAT, PAT, PAT, PAT, PAT, PAT, PAT, PAT, PAT.  
"Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh," she gasped, spreading her legs all the way open, 
laying back on the bed and losing contact with his dick and ass, as the 
orgasm shook her rigid body.  L.C. leaned over and finished her off with 
two fingers and the thumb on his other hand slowly rubbing her stinging 
clit in circular motions.

SLAP she found she could reach his rear end, and playfully paid him back 
for one of those shots, hurting her hand on his hard butt in the 
process.  He turned around grinning at her as she tried to catch her 
breath, breads of sweat on her face.  He cupped her tit and kissed her 
hard on the lips for a few seconds, then moved his mouth onto the other 
tit.  She continued to breathe hard but calmed down and finally pushed 
him away and sat up, gave him her best smile and then rolled over onto 
all fours for a little doggie style.

Her twat was hot and wet as he sent his soldier on a scouting mission 
into paradise.  There was not much need to take it easy as this girl was 
completely combat ready.

"Ooooooo," she cooed as he sank the rest of it home, then started the 
slow in and out.  

"Fuck me, baby," she said.

"Yes," was about all he could manage as the pleasurable feel of her 
velvet pussy washed over him.  "Oh yeah!"  Her ass was so round, so 
perfect, so red on one side!  He grabbed her hips and began the pounding 
they were both longing for.  Harder. Faster. Sweating. Groaning.  
Fucking like a couple of teenagers.  It was so hot L.C. gave the girl's 
ass a break, simply watching it jiggle and slam into his groin, feeling 
her smooth skin briefly but no more spanking.  He stroked her back then 
grabbed two mammoth handfuls of those fleshy latina hips and shifted 
into overdrive. He slammed into her, over and over, for as long as he 
could, it seemed like hours.  She reciprocated by using one hand to 
apply pressure at the base of his penis, making him feel even harder and 
her feel even tighter.

Fawna was not usually multi orgasmic, and he knew time was getting 
short.  He finally tired and slumped over onto her back, releasing her 
hips and kissing the back of her neck.  She let his dick slip out of 
her, then rolled over and pulled his head down onto her chest.  L.C. 
kissed her breasts again then worked his way around her ribs and stomach 
with little kisses, fondling her juicy slit with a finger while she 
wriggled her hips and smiled.  Then he slid it lower, quickly entering 
her anus before she could react.

"Hey! NO!," she tried to move away but it was too late.  He followed her 
with his hand, plunging the finger two knuckles deep. She struggled to 
the edge of the bed, grabbing his wrist, but to no avail as he slid his 
finger in and out several times, working it practically all the way in. 
 He moved on top of her as she teetered on the edge of the bed, still 
trying to push his hand away.

"Let me fuck you in the ass," he pleaded. He put his hand firmly in the 
crook of her neck and shoulder, keeping them from falling off the bed, 
trapping her under him.  She did not refuse but continued to fight his 
hand until he removed it, then mounted  and penetrated her snatch in one 
smooth motion.  She felt awkward, barely able to keep from falling off 
the bed by wrapping her leg around his and holding onto his shoulders as 
he started pumping her.

L. C. was hitting his stride now, and her grasping onto him in an effort 
to stay on top of the bed added to the excitement.  He got off on the 
way the slender girl had to hold on, fighting to keep from falling off 
on her head.  His hand functioned to hold her still as he slammed into 
her, letting her have it good.  He had buried his cock down to the 
balls, and was rapidly pumping in long regular strokes, both of them 
tremendously enjoying the "regular sex".  He was using his free hand to 
fondle her left tit and Fawna responded by moaning softly, then she 
began licking and sucking her right nipple.  After a few minutes he 
lowered himself and kissed her on the mouth, taking delight in the 
passion with which she returned it, with their tongues actively flirting 
back and forth.  This continued for a  long leisurely time, fucking so 
comfortably.  He pulled one of her legs up giving him that little extra 
bit of penetration, and she continued to run her fingers through the 
hair on the back of his head as he kissed her with those full luxurious 
lips.  She bucked wildly under him, matching him thrust for thrust.  
Then faster.  And faster.  They kept it synchronized as long as 
possible, sharing the "work" as they fucked each other's brains out.  L. 
C. was not going to keep up the super frantic pace much longer, but 
Fawna wanted to take it to the next level, moving her hips even faster. 
 He tried to keep up for a while, actually matching her for a minute or 
two until she smoked him, going "too fast" and ruining the rhythm.  They 
ground to a bumpy clumsy stop like an over-reved  blown engine.   Both 
of them were drenched in sweat as they gasped for air.  But he was not 
finished yet...

"In the ass, baby," he said, slipping it out of her and down to her 
slickened anal pucker.  "Put it in your ass!"

His dick stiffened as she complied, tilting her hips toward him and 
reaching down and guiding him to her darkest of openings with her hand. 
 He applied a good amount of pressure, getting his massive head past the 
very tight rim of her ass, as Fawna held her breath and went totally 
rigid, grimacing and crying out.

"There."  "Right there," she cried.  He went a little deeper.  "Aye," 
she wailed as if in pain although L. C. was well aware that "The 
Goddess" enjoyed anal sex very much.  Slowly she relaxed as he began 
carefully fucking her, limiting the thrust and speed until she began to 
breathe again, releasing his hot rod and immediately holding onto his 
shoulder again to keep from falling off the bed as he picked it up.  
Faster, then deeper. Then faster.  Then deeper.  Coming up to speed with 
that hard dick, so perfect for ass fucking.  He watched his lover's 
pretty face as she bit her lower lip, eyes closed, moaning desperately. 
 All she could do now was hold onto his hips for dear life as the man 
buried himself deep inside her, making her lose all control as her body 
began to quiver and tense for the explosion to come.

SLAM, SLAM, SLAM deep in her ass.

"Aye, Aye, Aye," Fawna cried with each thrust.

SLAM, SLAM, SLAM, SLAM, SLAM, - Aye, Aye, Aye, AYE, AYE.

She got louder as his pounding got harder.  She reached down and rubbed 
her vacant slit, flicking the clit with her fingertips as she reached 
another orgasm, exploding from her pussy and radiating all the way to 
her fingers and toes.

Aye, Aye, Aye, AYE, AYE, AYE, AAAYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

L. C. so loved the way her asshole tightened on his dick as he slowed 
down enough to let her relax for that full release.  She had really 
earned it tonight.  But he was still not finished...

She pushed his hand away from her shoulder, and he realized he had been 
hurting her a little bit by pushing down so that she would not fall off 
the bed and also to give him some resistance for this manic fuck 
session.  

"I'm sorry," he said, rolling off of her and massaging her shoulder and 
neck as she sat up on the bed.  

"Ok," she said turning to kiss him on the lips.  "Come on."  She pulled 
him down on the bed and reached for a new condom, replacing the used 
wiener wrap with a fresh one.  He reached for the lubed one that was 
left, sliding up in the bed and moving Fawna's great behind close to his 
chest as she wrapped her lips around his throbbing large member once 
again.  He rubbed the smooth white skin on her ass as she pumped him 
with her mouth.  She wasted little time, getting a fast nod going, 
combined with some awesome suction and long strong strokes.  L. C. 
opened the condom and handed it to her, not saying a word but breathing 
heavily with anticipation of the massive climax that would be there in 
just a few minutes.  He spread his thighs as the long slender fingers 
found his rectum and started the old in and out.  He clenched his ass 
and thigh muscles, pushing his cock even deeper in her mouth.  Two more 
strokes and he felt the back of her throat on the head of his dick.  
"The  Goddess" gagged, blowing out a breath and pausing momentarily with 
her mouth but keeping a quick pace up with her hand.  She continued 
sucking and fucking, trying to deep throat him until she gagged several 
more times as he thrashed around on the bed, snapping his head from side 
to side.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh" he moaned as the pressure built at the base of his cock.  
Fawna could sense by how hard his love muscle had become that he was 
close.  She was having a little trouble coordinating her mouth and right 
hand but finally perfected the technique, pushing the man over the edge.

"AAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," he loudly shot a big wad into her 
mouth, gently resting his hand on the back of her head as she sucked him 
as deep as she could without barfing, continuing to finger his ass.  
L.C. jerked spastically with each subsequent squirt, grimacing and 
holding his breath.  

"Take them out," he gasped, and when she did the remaining cum spurted, 
followed by more pulsing and throbbing as her mouth drained him dry 
until the feeling became so intense that she backed off to keep him from 
getting any louder.
            
"DAMN," he was glowing.  "Oh YEAH." "Feels So Good."  He pulled her head 
up onto his heaving chest, trying to catch his breath as she massaged 
his balls.  He grabbed some paper and used it to massage his tingling 
penis.  Fawna got up and began cleaning up too, letting him relax a 
little, then finished cleaning off his still hyper-sensitive partially 
limp cock.  

"Mr. Big Dick," she said in Spanish, laughing.  L.C. did not understand 
immediately.

"Mr. Big Dick?" he asked.

"Mr. Big Dick." she repeated, letting it go and giving him his 
underwear, then began dressing herself

 "Are you calling me a Big Dick?" L.C. asked, having trouble 
understanding exactly what she meant.

"Mr. Big Dick," she said again, giving him that spooky smile of hers, 
eyes dancing mischievously.

"I don't have a big dick," he said.  "Why are you saying that?" 

"Mr. Big Dick," she repeated, not offering any explanation.

"I'm going to ask my friend downstairs what that is," he told her.  She 
laughed again.

"He's going to laugh when you say that," she warned.

"Is it bad?" he asked.

"Mr. Big Dick," she called him again, not answering him on purpose.  
L.C. couldn't tell if she was angry or what, but she didn't seem like 
she was.  He was puzzled, fascinated, spooked.

"Dick," he said pointing to his crotch as he finished getting dressed.

"Yes, Dick," she said.  "Mr. Big Dick."  Again.  He gave up.

"I'll ask Hank," he said.  She giggled and led him out onto the street. 
 "Why are you so crazy?" he asked, not knowing the Spanish word for 
spooky.  

"I'm not crazy, but you are," she said giving him a last kiss at the 
door of the bar, then leading him inside.

"Yeah, crazy for you," he said.  She smiled and walked away toward the 
bathrooms.  He caught Hank's eye and he came right out.  

"Ready?" he asked.  

"Yeah, let's go."  They got in the car, opened a couple of beers, and 
drove towards home.  

Hank noticed L.C. was not as joyous as usual at this point in the 
evening.

"How did it go?" he asked.

"Great."  She's so good," he said, shaking his head.  "What a Goddess.  
Seriously man, she did EVERYTHING tonight.

"Everything, really?"

"Yeah.  And then she called me Mr. Big Dick..." he looked at Hank for 
his reaction.

The guy cracked up, laughing out loud.  

"Mr. Big Dick!" he repeated, continuing to chuckle.  "I thought so."

"Yep, she said you would laugh if I told you that," L.C. said.  "Why is 
she calling me that?  What does it mean?"

"It means big dick," Hank continued to laugh.  "You have a big dick, 
you're Mr. Big Dick."  "I figured you did from the way the girls are 
always wanting to go with you."  "When I'm there without you some of 
them ask about you and they want me to go get you and bring you back."

"Yeah?" L.C. didn't believe him, guessing they were both pulling his 
leg.  "Couldn't it mean that I AM a big dick, you know, like a prick or 
a jerk?  An asshole?"

"No, I don't think so," he said.  "That's not the way it translates into 
English.   It just means BIG DICK.  MR. BIG DICK."  More chuckles.

"I don't know man, she's a spooky chick," he said.  "I'm not so sure."

They continued to kid around, enjoying the cool night air and the beer. 
 Hank left him off at his car.

"See you later, Mr. Big Dick!"  He laughed, driving away.  

L.C. drove home feeling completely satisfied.  A little confused, but 
satisfied.


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