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Subject: FUCK DECENCY 252  Cunt Castle  (nnd)

                                      Andrew Roller Presents
                                              FUCK DECENCY
                                              Issue No. 252

                                   Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in 
                                               Cunt Castle

                                              Chapter Two

         I wept with pleasure as I was filled and squeezed and even banged on
my bottom.  Bev must have wished she were a man, the way she kept humping my
ass with her bereft pussy, having nothing to 'do' me with, and me having
nothing but buttflesh to reward her with.  Somewhere very deep within me Jack
erupted in a spasm of cum.  I felt my womb flood with him and, at that
moment, honestly wished I'd get pregnant with his seed and stay that way for
the rest of my life, forever big-tummied, always bearing more and more and
more young, until I was as old and loose and fat as Maria the maid.
         "Oooh, he DID her," Polly announced when Jack and I finally
separated.
         "Yes, dear, but I TOLD you not to play with your pussy," Rose told
the girl.  She stood there bare-legged, wearing just her manacles, rubbing
her hand quite naturally and artlessly over her cunt.  Her child's thighs
were parted in a wide stance, and her tummy heaved in and out as she watched
with fascination our bedroom play.  I wanted to run up to her and put her
angel-like form in a crib and protect her from all she was seeing.  And yet,
she looked so sweet, so innocent, just standing there masturbating herself,
that I finally decided I liked seeing her that way better, with her new young
tits wobbling on her chest, and her eyes like saucers.  Rose had to smack her
bottom to get her to take away her hand but, the minute Rose turned back to
Louis and Andre, Polly was at it again, completely ignoring Rose's
injunction, as if she'd never been told it.
         "Can I play too?" Polly asked us, still fondling herself.
         "Well," I grinned, looking at Bev.  "I don't know that there's much
left in this young stallion, big as he is."  Jack heaved a heavy sigh, still
flat on his back, but certainly less full in his testicles than he'd been an
hour ago.  Our dinner tray, its food completely uneaten, had fallen off our
bed and lay angled up against it.
         "I'm afraid it's time for bed," Rose said.  "Bathtime, then bedtime,
for both of you."  Behind me I realized the sun was beginning to set.  It
would be time for Branson soon.  Could I bear it?  I knew not what to do.
 Louis desisted his rubbing, without cuming, and forced his rod brutally back
into his pants.  He could not get his zipper up, but I doubted anyone in the
castle would care.  He could have left his dick sticking out, probably, but I
imagined he did not want to show it to other men.  At least not more than was
required.  Men are funny.  In a locker room, or a bedroom, they strut about
showing their stuff, but put them out in a hallway, or some such, and up that
zipper goes, depriving us girls of our favorite sight!
         "I'll fill the tub," Bev offered, clambering off the bed.  Her gait
was awkward as she went to the bathroom.  I quickly followed.  I had to GO,
and was determined that nothing would stop me from reaching the potty.  I
scooted through the door behind her and plumped my bottom right down on the
toilet seat, not asking anyone's permission.
         "Oh, you saved it up 'til we were done," Bev smiled, turning on our
bathwater.
         "Not by choice," I replied.  "I just got distracted so's that I
didn't notice."
         "And to think when I was your age I was still sitting alone in my
room collecting Beatles photos," Bev sighed.  "And Lennon was dead already,
of course, with no hope of the band reuniting.  Oh well, show's you what the
music of the 80's was like."  Her bosoms bobbled on her chest as she stooped
down to check the water temperature.  Then she made a trip to the towel
closet to fetch some bath soap and bubble bath.
         "It was terrible music, or so I've heard," I commented to Bev, still
peeing out my stream of golden urine.  "I was too young to know."
         "You didn't miss anything," Bev replied.  "Cobain had to shoot
himself to get music in really high gear.  Too bad.  Eleven million dollars,
any girl he wanted, and he wasn't happy.  He was a pipsqueak, though,
physically.  His penis won't be missed, I imagine, just his scruffy good
looks, his insanity, and his voice."
         "I like Bush," I told her.
         "No you don't, you're just making a joke 'cause of the name," Bev
replied.
         "Well, the Butthole Surfers then," I smiled at her.  "Or is it
Penis?  I mean, Primus?"
         "How about Porno...for Pyros?" Bev asked.  She advanced across the
floor toward me.
         "Belly!" I replied, slapping my own, wondering if Jack would indeed
be found to have filled it up.  I wasn't sure I'd taken any pills lately.
         "HOle!" Bev screamed, and she bent low and stuck her finger in mine.
 It was still all stretchy, from Jack's massive erection being pumped in and
out of it.  I retaliated, putting my own finger up hers.
         "Girls, there's really plenty of cock to go around here," Rose
intoned, and we both looked up, shocked, to see her standing in the doorway,
looking at us.
         "Sorry," I breathed.  
         "Me too," Bev answered.
         "Oh, I do NOT want to be whipped, and I especially don't want to
have to take a baaaath!" Polly, making a handful of herself, bleated and
whined as Louis and Andre escorted her into the bathroom.  Jack followed, a
bit sheepishly, I think, being all naked with the other two men dressed up in
suits.  He ambled past them, his buttcheeks naked and exposed, his cock
dangling down and his balls swaying quite loosely and emptily.  I got up from
the toilet, flushed it, and he took my place, peeing into it without noticing
to raise the seat, as men so often do.
         "Jack!  Please put up the seat!" Rose corrected him.  She advanced
to him and slapped his ass, which only made his pee stream miss entirely, and
decorate the wallpaper.
         "I think I've got cunt juice all in my prick hair," Jack commented,
ignoring Rose's admonition entirely.  Men are sometimes within their own
world, and a female slap, even one on their ass that wangles their dick
around, only gives them the pleasure they think they deserve whenever they
want it.
         "Jack!  Stop peeing and lift the seat!" Rose admonished.  She hit
him again.  For an answer, Jack turned around and began peeing on Rose.
         "Jack!  How dare-" Rose exclaimed.  But as his pee hit her, Jack
organ elongated to its full size and bloated up with its full girth suddenly
restored.  Looking at it, Rose felt herself dazzled.  Before he'd even
stopped peeing, Rose bent and put her mouth to his cock.  She did not cover
his peehole with her mouth, but bit lightly into the shaft of his cock as he,
for his part, kept on wetting her down.  As soon as he was done Rose slurped
at his slit and kissed him.  Bev, watching, laughed, for Rose was not one to
go without, and for her to submit herself to Bev's boyfriend in such a
whore-ish way was truly unbelievable.  But then, so was Jack.  (Though,
thinking about it, Louis and Andre were not far behind him, Louis especially.
 But he was the biggest, like Tarzan, lord of the jungle, reining over all
the other apes.)
         Rose knelt in her peestained gown before Jack and begged him to
sperm her face.  They had not met before, I guessed, at least not in this
intimate way.  Jack, for his part, urged his loins into his face and made a
frank effort to cum.  He didn't mind.  He was on his fourth go-round and was
happy to spurt on command now.  Rose clasped his rod and ran her hands up and
down it like a madwoman.  She clung to his balls and made milking motions,
urging him to spew out his spunk.  Jack, though erect, was in no hurry.  He'd
been satiated on me and Bev, and was happy to let his cum come when it came.
 Rose seemed to value this, somehow, and tried every second to submit herself
ever more ignominiously to him.  It was as if she relished this sudden break
from her regal, polished self, being now just a cheap slut on the bathroom
floor, in a peestained gown. 

                                            VIDEO REVIEWS
                                                by holy joe

Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity, $14.95.  VHS, Color, 80 minutes.  Amazing
Fantasy Entertainment, 3061 Fletcher Drive, Los Angeles, CA 90065.  Item
Number:  1003.

         Review:  Let me put it to you bluntly.  If you have money, and you
produce crap, somebody else is going to wind up with your money.
         Recently I have been doing research in the "Girlie" section of
SunCoast Video.  There are a lot of videos stocked in the girlie section,
from lots of different manufacturers.  There's no 'hard core' porn.  (That's
at Virgin Megastores and Tower Video, if you're interested.)  There's no
Penthouse videos.  (Those are at Virgin Megastores and Tower Video.)
 However, everything under the label of 'soft core' porn is at SunCoast
Video.  And, basically, it's all crap.  Perhaps the Playboy videos might
escape the 'crap' label, but I've bought enough crappy Playboy videos over
the years to put them, essentially, in the 'crap' category too.  
         Dollar for dollar, it may be that Penthouse videos are the best you
can buy.  I haven't done much research on Penthouse videos, but they do seem
to make an effort to please the viewer.  'Hard core' pornography, which I've
not seen much of, mostly seems to be crap, as far as I can tell.  
         So there is an opening here, for somebody who wants to make some
money in the 'girlie' video business.  
         Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity is, presumably, designed to be a
girlie video.  I assume the producers of this film did not produce it in
order to lose money.  Whatever their reasons for making the film, SunCoast
Video stocks it in the 'girlie' section of their store.  There was a big
label on the video which read, "MUST BE 18 YEARS OF AGE TO PURCHASE    I.D.
REQUIRED"
         It is possible that the producers of Slave Girls from Beyond
Infinity thought they were making a video about the wonders of Science for
the benefit and education of our precious children.  But, unfortunately, none
of our precious children can buy this video.  Only I can buy this video.  And
I bought it to jack off.
         It's tough to jack off to a video when you're watching it in fast
forward.  But, when there's nothing good on the video, what can you do?  I'm
not going to spend 80 fucking minutes watching it in regular speed.
         A number of girlie videos these days are shot on shitty tape, or at
a shitty tape speed.  At least, in the case of this video, I can report that
they shot it on film and manufactured it in a quality manner.  There's just
nothing good happening in this video, that's all.
         If you go to the video store, here is what you will see.  On the
back of this box, there is a very luscious babe.  Her hands are bound above
her and there is a big chain around her neck.  Naturally, if you're like me,
you'll think, "Wow!  This has GOT to be good!"  Cute girl, bondage.  There
must be $14.95 worth of entertainment on this tape!"
         There isn't.  Now, let me make something clear.  I'm not looking for
'hard core' pornography.  I DON'T want to see some shitty dude take out his
big fat penis and fuck the girl.  That's not really what I'm interested in.
 So I'm not reviewing this tape, thinking, "Too bad she didn't get fucked."
 I could basically care less if she gets fucked.  I'd prefer if there were no
men AT ALL in the film.  And, frankly, if there's a bunch of shitty lesbian
broads bonking each other with dildoes, that can be a pretty crappy video
too.
         So let us, once again, count up this movie's positive points:  1.
 The movie was actually shot on film.  2.  It actually has some good-looking
females in it.  3.  It was reproduced on quality video tape.
         And, let's remember:  1.  It is stocked in the 'girlie' section.  2.
 Nobody under 18 is allowed to buy it.
         Given the above, you would think the producers of this film would
decide to make a film that makes the viewer happy, and makes a profit for
themselves.  Instead, the girls in this film are almost never nude.  They do
almost nothing that is interesting.  There is a brief scene in which they are
bound in chains, but the scene is not interesting.  (It may even have been
'campy,' played for laughs, but I'm not sure because I watched this whole
film in fast forward.)  Basically, this film amounts to an unimaginative, low
budget ripoff of the 1960's sexploitational film, "When Dinosaurs Ruled the
Earth."  Except, in this film, there are no dinosaurs.
         Despite being a low budget film, this movie cost a considerable
amount of money to make.  You'd think the producers would want to recoup
their investment.  Here's how to do it, guys:  
         1.  The girls have to be naked.  I can go to the beach and watch
girls in bikinis.  Have them take their bikinis OFF.  (And *show* them taking
their bikinis off.  I like watching girls undressing.)
         2.  The girls should do fun things.  What do I mean by fun things?
 Here's some ideas:
         A-  Have the girls, in the nude, enjoy a wienie roast and a
marshmallow roast.  Have them eat the wienies and the roasted marshmallows
with their fingers.  Have them feed the wienies and roasted marshmallows to
each other.  Make them slowly get messy as they're eating.
         B-  Messy girls need to take a bath.  Have them fill a tub (show
it), add Mr. Bubble, and take a bath together.  Have them wash each other.
 Have them blow bubbles while they're in the bath with a bubble-blower wand.
 Make them play with a rubber duckie and other toys in the bath.
         C-  Naughty girls stay in the bathtub too long.  Have another girl,
who's a little older, warn the girls that if they play in the tub too long
she'll whip their heinies with a riding crop.  
         D-  Whip the girls, while they are still in the bath, with a riding
crop.  (You don't need to do it too hard or anything.  It's the concept
that's important, not how hard it is.)
         E-  Time for bed!  Now the naughty girls are forgiven by their
mistress.  She dries their tears and dresses them in pajamas.  What kind of
pajamas?  Well, how's this?  The girls are topless, but they wear
trouser-pajamas that have a flap in back.  (Naturally, their flaps pop open,
revealing their nude bottoms.)  Mistress reads the girls a story and tucks
them in.
         F-  With mistress gone, the girls get up and blame each other for
staying too long in the bathtub.  Next thing you know, they're having a
pillow fight.  Feathers fly everywhere!  Soon, the girls even have feathers
stuck in their ass cracks.  Oh, yes.  Another part of the pillow fight is
that they yank each other's pajama pants down.
         G-  After a good night's sleep, the girls awaken.  What next?  Most
anything is possible.  They might play out in the front yard with a hose,
causing various nerdy drivers to crash their automobiles.  They might be
taken to jail and strip-searched for causing all those motorists to crash.
 Or they might enjoy a quiet day playing out back, in a baby pool.
         H-  Or, the girls might go river rafting.  Admittedly, a river ride
costs more to produce than a quiet sit in a backyard baby pool.  However, a
river ride has only one purpose:  to allow the pervert (that's me) to see the
breasts of the girls bounce up and down as the girls go bouncing down the
river.  Remember to have the girls ride the river topless, okay?  Don't be
stupid, like Playboy, and leave their tops on as they go shooting over those
rapids.  I want to see their boobs bounce up and down and up and down and...
(well, you get the idea.)  And they should look kinda scared as they bounce
up and down, topless, over those rapids.
         I-  Chores!  There's nothing like seeing females forced to exert
themselves.  Naturally they should be very scantily clad, or naked, as
they're doing their chores.  Collecting firewood, or cleaning the fireplace,
most anything is possible.
         J-  Horses!  Again, the main reason to put a girl on a horse is so
the viewer can watch her naked boobs bounce up and down.
         K-  The playground!  In the 90's, this is an excellent place to film
a bunch of girls 'screwing around.'  They can push each other on swings,
slide down slides, bury each other's body parts in a sand box, etc.
         L-  Fighting!  It's always fun to watch girls wrestle in jello, mud,
oil, etc.  Remember these points, however:
         a.  The girls have GOT to be cute.  Nobody cares about ugly lesbian
bitches fighting.
         b.  The main point of the fight is to watch the girls rip each
other's clothes off, put shit in each other's clothes, and get each other all
messy.  I *do not* want to see them tearing out each other's hair.  I *do*
want to see them smearing mud in each other's (previously clean and pretty)
hair. 
         
         Now, none of the things I've listed above are 'hard core'
pornography.  It's basically just cute girls, with very little clothing,
doing cute girl-type things.  Senator Hatch and the feminists might not like
your video, but their agenda is to put you COMPLETELY out of business.  They
don't want you to produce any videos for me to watch, EVER.  So fuck them.
 Trying to please them is like trying to please the Ayatollah Khomeini.
         Hopefully we will have no more wastes of time, effort, girls, and
money like Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity.  All I can say about this video
is:  "Don't buy it.  It's crap."  Joe Bob Briggs will probably love it, but
then he publishes a newsletter called "We are the Weird," so don't consider
his adulation to be the final word on whether you've made a good movie or
not.  And, especially, as far as my wallet is concerned, don't take his
opinion as the final one on whether you'll *make any money* on your film.
         That is the point, right?  If you don't make any money, pretty soon
you're out of business.  Then you can't even make any videos, no matter how
many great ideas you might have.   

                                             AND IN THE END...

         "Any woman over 12 who doesn't have 49 inch breasts should not be in
Los Angeles."

- Joan Rivers


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