Message-ID: <4547eli$9710031159@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: <URL:http://www.netusa.net/~eli/erotica/assm/Year97/4547.txt> From: Anonymous Subject: LYNDUKE: Rectal Temperatures Accepted at this Hospital Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: <usenet-approval@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded <story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Story-Submission: <story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Original-Message-Id: <19971003102601.GAA17694@ladder02.news.aol.com> Rectal Temps Accepted at this Hospital My doctor had placed me in the hospital for treatment and observation. I hadnt been feeling well for months. Due to spending so much time in bed and not enough excercise, I needed frequent enemas for constipation. I had rectal temps done. This hospital only accepted rectal temps as they are the most accurate. Cant be too careful what with the mounting number of lawsuits against the medical profession and hospitals nowadays.It was embarrassing ! Sometimes I was toosick to care. One night my favorite head nurse, Barbara JonesRN looks at my chart and says, "The night nurse hasnt charted. I'll check you myself and chart it." Coming back with a chilly glass BD thermometer that was greased to the hilt with KY lube, she bent my legs and lifted them out of the way as I lay on my back, to expose my bare bottom. She put a dab of lube on my abused anus and drilled me. As it rested there, she noted my pulse and respiration . My temp was over normal. So she told the night nurse to make sure temps were done on time, It might be an infection coming back. She pressed cold wash cloths on my face and neck and chest to make me feel better. She handed me a tall glass of ice water and told me to drink it. It was soothing. This was one nurse who did more than keep you alive, she saw to it that comfort measures were taken. I got used to the little humiliations they subjected me and my backside to. She turned me on my stomach one night for a back rub. She finished the massage by rubbing my buttocks. She asked me if my temperature was often elevated . I told her it seemed like it, I always feel too warm. OK, lets have you turn on your side.Draw your knees up to your chest and relax your bottom, Buddy. She flashed her pretty smile, pulled the sheet aside to bare my butt, and poked around looking for my anus. Then the cool glass slid into me, I enjoyed the slow sensual way she put it in me, she didnt hurt me by going way too deep as some nurses do, making me jump. "Lots of people dont care for this. Rather taboo. Can be painful! But not to an experienced nurse A good old fashioned orgasm in the rectum has been known to happen." she said business like. I looked to see if she was joking. She wasnt and I felt embarrassed. I put this aside because she's a professional nurse. They were always shoving something up my ass. I tried to stay relaxed. "Hmmmmmmmmm 102.5. I need to examine you further." She checked my other vital signs and told me to lie still as it was time for my rectal exam. She pulled on a pair of rubber exam gloves. Her lubricated finger circled my dark anal ring til it relaxed, then she penetrated me slowly, her finger stretching my back door from side to side.. She was giving me a slow massage of my rectal passage. I was wondering how deep she would go. My heart was fluttering with excitement. I was breathing quickly. She pushed and pushed til she was all the way in. Then she went in and out like she was finger fucking my ass. Then she gave me the bad news. "Youre a little impacted. Im going to have to give you an enema, so just stay as you are. One quart should wash you out nicely. You'll feel much better and sleep better." My forehead and the back of my neck was dotted with sweat from the fever. "Are you OK? Tell me if Im hurting you" she said as she began pushing the greased black enema tip into me as high as it would go. The warm water ran in so slowly I couldnt tell at first if she had released the tubing clamp. Slowly I felt my tummy fill with water. It made me feel sedated and groggy. She rubbed my stomach to help me accept the enema solution. My prick was rock hard but she didnt see to notice or get upset. Soon the enema did its job and she helped me to the bathroom to evacuate. And then, back to bed for lights out. It was early next day, I had just had lab tests. Nurse Jones hugged me good morning, asked me how I felt, examined my abdomen for liver swelling, then asked me to turn on my tummmy for my first temperature of the day. Her had was splayed across my buttocks to hold the protruding thermometer. She twirled the thing once and I felt excited, wondering what was going to happen next. She withdrew it, and read it. Her brown eyes twinkled. Gosh, she didnt usually use that red lipstick. "Hmmmmmmm. 102, since you havent been able to keep things down today. I think a fever suppository would make you feel better. She circled my anus til it opened up and relaxed. Then slowly penetrated me with the waxy aspirin suppository It was huge, about the size of a magic marker. It stretched the hell out of my asshole. It was a turn on, but my head hurt to much to try for an orgasm just now. Maybe later. My nurse was desperate to achieve results. It tried to slide out of my butt, so she had to hold it in place til it melted. Sure enough, in 45 minutes my head felt a lot better. "You look better already," she said as she sat down on my bed shaking a thermometer. She patted her lap. I didnt know what that meant. She patted her lap again and said "come on, lie down here, across my lap." I could feel my eyebrows going up in surprise. She had a knowing grin on her face. I felt my cock and ass hole quivering and almost contracting. I told her I was getting an orgasm and didnt know what to do. Again she told me to lie down with my butt in her lap. So I did as she asked. She pulled my gown up around my waist. Then she dug around in my butt crack til she located my rectum. She slowly and carefully drilled my ass with the thermometer again, being sure not to hurt me there. When she dislodged the probe from my spasming anus, she told me my fever had gone down to almost normal. And refused to let me up just yet. "But my youre stiff, you need a big orgasm, you havent had one in too long. Get on all fours" My mouth was salivating and my cock was throbbing But couldnt quite get there. I was on all fours in and fucked her finger as she stood behind me examining my rectal passage to ascertain that I got a good result from the enema treatment. "Youre enjoying this arent you?" She whispered in my ear. She put her bare finger back in my rectum, twisting & plunging. With me jacking myself, and her manually sodomizing my ass I soon came, then passed out on the bed for the best nap of my stay. -- +--------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `------------+ | story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us | story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us | | Archive site +--------------------+------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | \ <URL:http://www.netusa.net/~eli/erotica/assm/> .../assm/faq.html> /