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Trillian Discovers the fun of female love.

Dedicated with "Love an Kisses" to Kim:
What's a dick good for anyway? 

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Beowulf The Dragon Slayer.    DragonSlayer@iname.com
The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. (ROA 48)
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DISCLAIMER: The following text contains graphical descriptions of sex
acts performed between consenting adults.  If you find this kind of
description offensive please do not read on.

COPYRIGHT NOTICE: Copyright 1997 (c) Beowulf The Dragon Slayer. This
is a work of fiction based on the series _The Hitch Hiker's Guide to
the Galaxy_ by Douglas Adams. This work may not be reproduce in whole
or in part without the written consent of the author (excluding
archiving on a free and publicly accessible library/BBS). The author
can be reached via electronic mail: DragonSlayer@iname.com

THEMES: FFF, dildo, anal, sf, humor.

                 The Hitch Fucker's Guide To The Galaxy
                    by Beowulf The Dragon Slayer
                         Copyright (c) 1997

             Chapter VIII: The Other Side of the Galaxy

  Jemb was not happy. The planet below was performing it's
disappearing act ever more rapidly. And the earthling was late. He
got up from his chair and opened a door. He looked outside to the
vast, black space searching for a ship. I a Minute a ship was there.
He went out the door and leaped into the ship's airlock. A hissing
sound filled the small room as the air was entering it. It made him
dizzy. Oxygen always made him feel alittle strange. The air-lock
inner door opened and Jemb stepped forward into the Heart of Gold's
bridge.
  "Hey," Arthur said not looking at the Galor behind him.
  "Big problems" Jemb replied. "The Vogons were stupid enough to
destroy the entire planet without even checking to see if the book
was there, which obviously it wasn't."
  "So you are the stupid asshole who had the planet destroyed,"
Zaphod interrupted, "we barely had a chance..." a harsh look from
Jemb silenced him.
  "Do you have the book?" Jemb looked at Arthur.
  "No, why? You mean you don't know were it is?" Arthur almost
panicked.
  "Not good."
  "Yeah..." Zaphod started, only to be cut off again by Jemb's fierce
look.
  "What bo..." Random started asking as she entered the room only to
be cut off by Trillian who started saying something only to be
interrupted by Zaphod who started saying something but was again
silenced by Jemb.
  "We will have to look for it then. You see, if the book will not be
destroyed soon this entire system will just fade out, and I haven't
even had my breakfast today" Jemb continued, ignoring the
astonishment in the room.

  At this point it is possible that the reader might feel a little
out of place in regards to why the Solar system is about to blink out
of existence, who wants to destroy it, what does the Guide have to do
with all this, and why in Zarkon's name does Jemb wants to stop this
from happening.
  The first question can, no doubt, be answered very easily by
everyone familiar with the situation as well as Jemb is. Since the
author is not immortal, yet, he have no clue as to why this is
happening and will gladly take Jemb's word for it.
  The second question is relevant to first and therefore will remain
mysterious as well. The third question can only be answered after the
two first questions were answered. As for the last question, The
author must admit that breakfast is, no doubt, a good enough reason
to save a system from being destroyed, even if the system in question
is the Solar System.

  The airlock opened again and in came two tall, well built ladies
each holding a small briefcase. Louise was black with a nice ass and
large tits while Yeli was a more slender blond with great legs.
  "I've taken the liberty to ask in my two assistants..." Jemb
started. Ford and Zaphod stood perplexed not being able to take their
look from the two busty ladies that stood there in minimal dress.
Jemb introduced everybody to everybody and ordered the computer to
set a course to the System HUI on the far side of the Galaxy. There,
he thought, they can begin their search.
  Ford was having other things on his mind at the moment, namely,
Louise, Yeli and how to get them into bed with him. Zaphod was
thinking the same thing. Surprisingly enough, Trillian was thinking
the same thing too. Arthur was busy trying to understand why they are
going to the other side of the Galaxy when the problem seemed to be
connected to the Solar System. However, since the only person in the
room that knew the answer to the question was busy opening the cases
his two assistants, Louise and Yeli, brought him, Arthur gave up and
went to sleep.
  Random was trying to ask Jemb what was the whole story with a book
but he gave her a quick "Do Not Disturb" look and turned his back on
her. She decided that if they don't want her to help then she won't
and left for her room.
  "I'll show you to your room" Trillian broke the silence gesturing
Louise and Yeli to follow her. The three of the left the bridge
leaving Zaphod and Ford with they mouths open as they looked at the
firm butts of the two ladies move as they walked.
  "You'll have to share one," Trillian said as they walked pass the
dim corridor, "we don't have enough space." The two girls smiled.
They were feeling dizzy from the effects of the Oxygen to which they
were not accustomed. As Trillian opened the door to their room Yeli
almost collapsed.
  "Honey," Trillian went over and helped her, "Are you O.K.?"
  "We'll be fine," Louise replied for her companion, "it's just that
you breath so much Oxygen, who can you live like that?" She sad on
the bed. Trillian helped Yeli to the bed and sat down between the two
girls.
  "Yes," she said, "I forget that you're not human." She put her hand
on Louise's shoulder and started massaging it.
  "That's nice" Louise murmured and put her hand on Trillian's thigh.
Trillian was feeling naughty, she started thinking how it would feel
like to eat this girl's pussy. The thought itself made her shiver and
she put her hand on Yeli's thigh. Louise took that as a positive
reply and started moving her hand slowly up Trillian's leg, pushing
her dress upwards as she did so. Trillian grinned and started to move
her hand on Yeli's leg in the same fashion. She put her other hand on
Louise's leg and started rubbing it up and down on her bare thigh,
almost feeling her getting wet under the tight shorts she was
wearing.
  Yeli liked to have Trillian's hand caressing her leg and she
quickly leaned back and grabbed Trillian's tits from behind massaging
them through the light cloth of her dress and bra. Trillian liked
that, she moved both her right hand up under Yeli's skirt and started
moving it slowly over her smooth underwear gently pressing it against
her crouch. Her other hand was already deep between Louise's legs
pressed against her short tights under which she was obviously
wearing nothing. Louise started moaning as she grabbed Trillian
panties under her dress and started pulling them up, thus squeezing
them against Trillian's wet cunt. Yeli lifted Trillian's ass up and
in a second she pulled her dress over her head. She slowly pushed
Trillian on the bed and started sucking her nipples, first through
her white bra and then pulling her bra down so she could feel
Trillian's real breasts. Trillian started moaning in rhythm with
Yeli's licking as she struggled to remove Louise's shirt. She could
feel Louise getting wet under her shorts and it was not long before
the black goddess was stark naked on the bed, one hand trying to
remove Trillian's panties while the other was massaging Yeli's firm
pale tits.
  Yeli continued to suck and lick Trillian's tits as she removed her
panties from under her skirt throwing them on Trillian's face. The
smell of Yeli's cunt made Trillian lick her lips with anticipation.
She wanted so much to taste a cunt right now. She moved her hand down
Yeli's belly until she reached her soft, wet mound and started slowly
rubbing Yeli's clit. Yeli started moaning but kept sucking and
licking Trillian's nipples. Louise, however, was not busy kissing
Trillian's belly-button on her way to her cunt. She got lower and
lower until one of her tits slipped right in between Trillian's legs.
The feeling of the warm boob on her clean shaven cunt sent Trillian
into a frenzy as she started tightening her legs around Louise's tit.
Louise also felt Trillian's reaction to her tit landing on her cunt
and she grabbed it with one hand and slowly rubbed her nipple on
Trillian's wet cunt.
  Trillian decided that she needs more and pulled Yeli up until her
cunt was right over her mouth, she began by letting her fingers move
slowly over Yeli's clit rubbing it up and down and continued by
letting two fingers slip into her pale pink cunt. Louise was by that
time already licking Trillian's wet pussy, one hand grabbing
Trillian's tit as the other was rubbing her own wet nipple. Yeli took
her shirt off, letting her pale firm breasts dangle as she stood on
all four, her cunt over Trillian's head. Trillian started fingering
Yeli's asshole as she was sucking and licking on her moist cunt. This
sent Yeli into newer heights of ecstasy and she came screaming,
pressing her pussy harder into Trillian's face until she could barely
breath.
  Louise now got up and laid besides Trillian. Trillian started
kissing her big black tits. The taste of the nipple that was not long
ago pressed against her own cunt made Trillian crazy. She was about
to move down and start eating Louise's cunt when she felt Yeli
rubbing her hands on her cunt. As she looked down she saw Yeli
sitting on the foot of the bed, one hand fingering her cunt while the
other was fingering Louise's. Trillian kept sucking on Louise's tits
when an idea hit her. She got up from the bed and put on a short
dressing gown. "I'll be right back" she said and left the room in a
hurry.
  She came back a few seconds later only to find the girls stuck in a
69 position eating each other's pussy furiously. She sad on the bed
and watched as Yeli was licking Louise's cunt, spreading its lips
apart to expose the dark pink that laid hidden under those black
lips. Trillian took out of her robe's pocked what seemed to be a
pearl neckless. She started rubbing her hand over Louise's cunt and
then over her asshole, lubricating it, while Yeli kept eating the
black girl's cunt. Trillian slowly started inserting the pearls into
Louise's asshole. With each new pearl inserted into her ass Louise
moaned harder and harder. As Trillian finished inserting the entire
neckless up Louise's butt, leaving outside only one pearl, she moved
Yeli's mouth from Louise's cunt and turned her on her back.
  Louise was now on her back, spreading her black cunt wide open as
she was moaning and fingering herself. Trillian gestured Yeli to come
besides her. She pushed Louise's hands aside and shoved to fingers in
the warm soft hole. She grabbed one one of Louise's tits and started
fucking Louise with her fingers. It was not long before Louise
started comming. Trillian motioned Yeli to make her move as she
continued fingering Louise's cunt. Yeli grabbed the the neckless and
slowly started pulling it out of Louise's ass. Pearl after pearl.
Very Slowly. And with each pearl that came out her ass Louise was
coming harder and harder. A pearl, an orgasm. Every pearl coming out
Louise was screaming harder, begging Trillian to fuck her faster,
begging Yeli not to stop. When the entire neckless was out Louise
could not take it anymore and fainted on the bed from exhaustion.
  Now Trillian wanted some for herself, she pulled her vibrator from
her robe and let the robe slip off her tense body. She gave the
vibrator to Yeli and lay on her belly on the bed. Lifting her ass up
Yeli started licking her shaved cunt from behind until she felt it
was wet enough. Then, in one hard blow, she pushed the big dildo deep
into Trillian's acing cunt. Trillian gasped but regained her senses
in a minute and started moving her ass up and down on the dildo as
Yeli was licking her ass hole and the back of the pussy. Trillian
moved herself faster grabbing her clit between her forefinger and
thumb and squeezing it harder until she felt she was ready to come.
She continued riding her fake cock while pressing her clit harder
between her fingers. Yeli felt that Trillian was about to come and
she quickly stuck a finger up her asshole. Trillian came and as Yeli
continue to stick her finger deeper into her asshole and her dildo
deeper into her cunt, Trillian kept coming for quite some time,
trembling and quivering until she, too, collapsed on the bed
powerless, the dildo still in her cunt.

  A Soft hum wrapped the ship as it glide though the empty space.

  The hum stopped.

  A strange noise was heard.

  Someone entered the vassal, she went to the computer and pressed a
few buttons.

  A strange noise was heard.

  A Soft hum wrapped the ship as it glide though the empty space.

End of Chapter VIII

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