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DISCLAIMER: The following text contains graphical descriptions of sex
acts performed between consenting adults.  If you find this kind of
description offensive please do not read on.

COPYRIGHT NOTICE: Copyright 1997 (c) Beowulf The Dragon Slayer. This
is a work of fiction based on the series _The Hitch Hiker's Guide to
the Galaxy_ by Douglas Adams. This work may not be reproduce in whole
or in part without the written consent of the author (excluding
archiving on a free and publicly accessible library/BBS). The author
can be reached via electronic mail: DragonSlayer@iname.com

THEMES: M/F, M/F, teen?, oral, anal, cum, st, humor

                 The Hitch Fucker's Guide To The Galaxy
                    by Beowulf The Dragon Slayer
                         Copyright (c) 1997

                    Chapter V: Pink

  Galors. Galors are a curious race. They seem to be the only race
that does not live on actual planets. They live on asteroids. They
are short, humanoid beings with an intelligence far beyond that of
other races. They are a very justfull race, devoted to making the
universe a better place to live in. That's part of the reason they
live on asteroids, nobody wants them on their planet. The rest of the
reason why they live on asteroids involves the fact they are
immortal.
  Jemb open a communication channel. From his office on Asteroid
615ASD he had a great look at the solar system. The blue and white
planet below was blinking in and out of existence. This was not a
good sign. It meant that the Vogons did not do their job properly.
  "AHUUUUAHHUU" a scream came trough the comm channel. "What do you
want?" asked the voice of Prostetnic Vogon Yeltz from the speakers.
  "Have you done what I told you?"
  "Yes Sir!" grumbled the Vogon, "Blasted the planet to dust. Even
ahead of schedule!"
  "What?" screamed Jemb. "You sordid idiot, nut brain, low life piece
of jello. You destroyed the planet? I told you to destroy the book
not the entire planet!"
  Prostetnic Vogon Yeltz was not sure if the words spoken by Jemb
were insults or compliments. He went for compliments. "Yes sir" he
said proudly, "Blasted both the planet and the book" he explained not
forgetting to mention again that he was ahead of schedule. Jemb was
furious. He knew he should never have used the Vogons for this job.
They were too dumb to do things right. He closed the comm channel
without even replying to the Vogon's boasting. She planet below
continue blinking in and out of existence. His only chance now was
the ape. He opened another channel.
  "Yes?" Arthur Dent's voice came through the speakers.
  "Earthling," said Jemb, "It's so bad to here you again."
  "J..." Arthur started saying something but was interrupted.
  "I hope you did not forget our appointment" continued Jemb.
  "Ah, no"
  "Good" said Jemb and shut down the comm channel.

  On the beach at Sensua IX Ford was sipping a cold refreshing drink,
smoking a large Cuban cigar, and fondling the breasts of a busty
blond. The reader might think it strange the Ford was smoking a Cuban
Cigar several light years away from the place where Cuba, joined to
the rest of the world, was now blinking in and out of existence.
Well, just to set things on the right side the same reader should now
that Cuban Cigars are made in the Planet Cubacus orbiting the second
star of the binary system Uhy. The reader should however be puzzled
from the fact that those Cigars found their way to the large
continent on which the place call Cuba exits (actually,
exists-not-exists). This is one of life's little mysteries never to
be solved. But I diverse.
  On the beach at Sensua IX Ford was sipping a cold refreshing drink,
smoking a large Cuban cigar, and fondling the breasts of a busty
blond. "Ford, stop that" said the blond giggling. Ford stopped
fondling her tits and took a sip from his drink. "You know Het," he
said looking at the lovely pink sea, "this place makes me horny". Het
giggled. She wasn't the smartest creature in the world, but then, she
had the most marvelous pair of tities you ever seen. Ford was feeling
his cock swell as he was staring at her tits which seemed to want
nothing more but to get out of the green bikini that was constraining
them. Ford was about to invite Het to his ship when he remembered he
doesn't have one. Arthur was at ship-yard with Trillian trading the
old rack for a newer rack.
  "Lets get a room" he suggested.
  "Where would you put it?" Het replied after a few seconds of
thought.
  "Ah?" Ford got confused. "No. I mean lets rent a room at the hotel
over there so we can fuck out brains out" he quickly gathered his
senses.
  "That sounds lovely" Het looked at the high building Ford was
referring too. She got up and cleaned the sand from her ass and
thighs. Ford got up too dropping the lit bud of his cigar on the
send. They left for the hotel. Seconds later a young woman stepped on
the lit bud and burned her foot. (This is not actually a part of the
story. The fact that the young woman burned her foot have nothing to
do with the plot. Its here just to remind you that if you ever drop a
lit cigar bud on the beach at Sensua IX you may very well cause
someone to burn his foot.)
  The room was nice. It had a large water bed with pink sheets and
mirrored walls. Just what you would expect from this kind of place.
Ford was horny as hell. He felt his cock pulsing in his pants. He
grabbed Het from behind and started massaging her large tits pressing
his crouch against her ass. He quickly got rid of her bikini top and
started pinching her nipples. Het seemed to like it. She reached back
and unbuttoned Ford's fly. Ford kept massaging her tits and pinching
her nipples. Het stuck her hands into Ford's pants and started
rubbing his long cock while putting her other hand into her bikini
bottom and fingering herself. Ford stood back and took his pants down
looking at the blond babe fingering herself and pinching her nipples.
  He sat on the waterbed and watched as Het was taking her bikini off
and standing naked infront of him spreading her pink cunt lips with
one hand and rubbing her clit with the other. She was so hot Ford
could actually see her pussy dripping small drops of moist on the
floor.
  "Come here," he said as he lay naked on the bed. Het woke up from
her exctasy dreaming and moved over to the bed. She lay on her belly
besides ford with both her hands still rubbing her pussy. Ford looked
for a few seconds in silence as the girl near him masturbated her
wits out moving her ass up and down while her fingers go in and out
of her wet cunt. He decided it was time for more action and grabbed
her ass in both hand setting her on all fours. He got up behind her
and put his hand on her wet pussy. He lay himself on his back, his
head just under Het's open dripping cunt and slowly started licking
her. From this position Ford had a great viewpoint of her pink, wet
cunt. He used his hands to spread her pussy lips and look a long look
at her black opened hole. Het was in a frenzy, screaming and moaning
as Ford was licking her wet cunt, sucking her juices, while his
tongue was playing catch with her clitoris. Het moaned harder and
harder, pressing her tits harder and harder with the hand she was not
leaning on. Ford liked her. He hadn't ate such a great pussy for a
long time now. He kept licking and sucking and started to rub Het's
asshole with one hand as the other was helping Het with her large
breast. Het was going wild until finally ford stuck his small finger
into her asshole. The feeling of his finger inside her ass drove Het
into new heights and she came screaming.
  "Wow," she said, "I never had anything in there. That feels great."
  "Yes? Well, if you liked one finger, you'll probably like my cock
as well" Ford said and got up behind her. He started to slowly push
his cock into her asshole as Het was moaning with pleasure. When he
was finally in he fixed his position alittle and started fingering
Het's still wet cunt. Het was delighted. She have never had someone
fuck her up the ass and it felt great. She pushed her hand over his
hand and slowly inserted his fingers in her cunt while she herself
was rubbing her clit in circular movement. With every stroke of
Ford's big cock in her ass her felt hotter, rubbing herself faster
and faster. Ford was really on top of her. He was pumping his dick
harder and harder into her ass as each pump sent waves of pleasure up
his spine. The idea that her was the only one to fuck her ass was
great, and what made things even better for him was that her hole was
to tight he could feel it closing on his cock like a hand holding a
stick.
  Ford kept humping and pumping Het's ass as she was fingering
herself and guiding his fingers into her cunt. In a flash Het was
coming again. A long hard orgasm that shook her entire body. Het came
so hard that she was practically sucking him deeper into her asshole.
Ford could not take it much more. Her ass was so tight it drove him
insane and in one hard blow her shot his load deep inside her
asshole. He pulled back and as they both collapsed on the waterbed he
could actually see drops of cum dripping out of the tight little
asshole he was fucking a second ago.
  "Grrr..." mumbled Het as she let her body relax from the effort, "I
liked that."
  "Me too" grinned Ford and fell asleep.

  On the beach Random was sitting alone. She was reading the Guide
she got the other day from the three studs at the bar. She tried to
find the entry for Sensua IX but the Guide insisted that there are
only eight planets in the Sensua system. She gave up. A lifeguard
yelled at her something she did not quite understand. She decided to
go and check it out.
  "What?" she said to the lifeguard as she entered his small hut.
  "Youarenotallowedtowearanythingonthisbeachbutbathingsuites!" he
said.
  "What?"
  "Youhavetowearabathingsuit."
  "Canyouspeakslower?" she asked in reply.
  "Yes."
  "So, what do want?"
  "You can't wear this," the lifeguard said with great effort to talk
slower. He pointed at her jeans and T shirt. "You have to wear a
bathing suit."
  "Why?"
  "Becausethat'stherule."
  "I don't see a sign anywhere saying that" she insisted.
  The lifeguard kneeled down and lifted a sign from the floor. He
showed it to Random. It said "All humanoids must wear bathing suits.
Other races must expose at least two tentacles!"
  "But" said Random, "I don't have any." The lifeguard looked
stunned. In all the time he was working on the beach he never heard
such a thing. He sat on chair to think. Random looked at him. "Nice
built", she thought, "I wander how big he is" she giggled to herself.
The lifeguard turned around and said "Bigenough."
  "How did you..." Random started saying amazed.
  "I can read your mind," he said slowly, "didn't you know that?" he
continue and pointed to a sign above their heads that said "Telepath
Lifeguard on Duty: Bathing hours 10:00 to 16:00 - 'Don't Even Think
About It Corp.'"
  "Well," she thought, "Do you think you can fuck me?" She giggled
  "Onlyifyouwantmeto" he replied to her thought.
  "Let's see if I do" she moved closer to him and put her hand on his
groin. She felt a large bump forming under his shorts. "It was rather
big," she thought "not as big as the guy in the bar, but on bad at
all." The lifeguard looked insulted.
  "Don't be insulted," she said, "You're really not bad."
  The lifeguard grinned and stood up. Random was about to take his
shorts off when he backed off and went out the hut. Random could not
figure out this guy. He was strange. That excited her. As she was
about to follow him out he came back in and closed the door behind
him. "I had totake offthe sign" he tried to say slowly but the
excitement swept him. Random grinned. She kneeled in front of him and
took his shorts down with one strong pull. His cock brushed against
her face. "Nice" she said and took it in her hand. She started
licking the top of his cock, taking it into her mouth every couple of
seconds. This made the lifeguard quiver with delight as his cock got
harder and harder with every lick and kiss. Random new what she was
doing. She was an excellent cock-sucker and she knew it. She put the
tip of his cock in her mouth and started sucking it in while licking
it with her tongue.
  The lifeguard was excited. Random kept sucking the tip of his cock
and started massaging his balls. She squished them harder and harder
making him beg for her to suck his entire cock. She did. She started
deep throating him sucking the entire length of his cock, pushing it
deeper and deeper into her mouth until she could hardly breath. Her
hand was skillfully rubbing the base of his large cock until she felt
he was about to explode. "I want you to come on my face" she thought
while still sucking him. In a second he pulled out of mouth and she
kept jerking him off until he came. Two long hard shots of cum were
sprayed right into her face. Random was delighted, she started
spreading his jizz on her face, licking the cum from her fingers and
lips until he face was filled with the warm sticky juice. She sucked
his cock for the rest of the cum that was left in it and got up.
  The lifeguard pulled his pants up and looked at her. He could read
her mind swirling with emotions as the recalled the sight of his cock
splashing her face with those warm white streams. Random looked at
the lifeguard and thought "I have to go, I have Zaphod waiting for me
at the bar."
  "Itsbeennicegettingtoknowyou" said the lifeguard and went for the
door.
  "Wait," Random stopped him and went to the water basin in the
corner, "I can't go out like that, no matter how good it feels" she
continue and washed her face. She dried herself up and opened the
door. "My name is Random," she said as she walked out, "remember
that." She disappeared behind the small shack.

  Zaphod was sitting at the bar bumping his heads at the counter at
he was passing in and out of consciousness.

End of Chapter V

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