Message-ID: <2813eli$9708101437@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: <URL:http://www.netusa.net/~eli/erotica/assm/Year97/2813.txt> From: gzaxgaiefx@aol.com (GzAxgaiefX) Subject: Simpsons Episode V: Homer Gets Revenge Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: <usenet-approval@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded <story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Story-Submission: <story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Original-Message-Id: <19970810170601.NAA13911@ladder02.news.aol.com> Simpsons Episode V: Homer Gets Revenge “Marge, how could you do that? You committed incest!” Homer whined. “Well,” Marge reasoned, “it was an accident. You see, he kind of thought that I was coming on to him and I well uhhmmmmm.” And she sighed in that way that only Marge can. Homer thought to himself: “She gets to have sex with a young boy, whose youth and energy are far beyond mine. I can tell that she really enjoyed that fuck, and I don’t think I can match it. But, I’ll have my revenge!” “Home-ee, are you okay, I don’t think I ever seen you think that hard.” “Very funny Marge, we’ll see who has the last laugh!” And Homer got up and left. Meanwhile, Bart had just left the Flanders’ house after three hours of passionate sex. And, the video camera was about to capture some more. He left it on the bed table, taping Rod and Todd fuck their mother. Of course, they didn’t know they were doing anything bad, and she was too horny to protest. In the bedroom, the lights were off, the windows were open, but it was twilight outside... Naughty time! Rod said to his mother, in his sweetest voice, “Mother dear, I want to put my penis in that hairy thing of yours, just like Bart did. He seemed to enjoy himself, and I think I will too. Maud spread her legs, exposing more her large brown patch of fur. No thought of doubt ever entered her mind. She didn’t care that these were her children, she didn’t care that they were too young, she didn’t care that she was married, she wanted more passionate sex, and she was going to get it, no matter what it took. Unfortunately, the two young boys had no idea what to do. After all, they didn’t have a mentor like Bart did (see Simpsons Episode I: Bart and an Older Woman). Rod jumped onto his mother, stuck his little erect dick into his mother, and started bouncing around. “How could he be so stupid?” thought Maud. Rod was bouncing his arms, he was bouncing his head, he was bouncing his chest, he was bouncing he legs, he was bouncing everything except his dick. His three incher, which in no way filled Maud, was completely stationary. “Honey,” complained Maud, “you’re doing it all wrong. Untie me and I’ll teach you two how to help mommy enjoy herself.” Back at the Simpson home, it was seven thirty, Marge took Maggie with her to go shopping, Bart was spanking off in his room and Lisa was practicing the saxophone. Homer had the downstairs all to himself. He began to set up his revenge. He began by closing the curtains, and turning the lights down low. Then he turned on some “smooth guy” music. Then he walked over to the couch but tripped over the rug and fell flat on his face. “Doh!” After that he folded out the couch into a bed. Homer walked up the stairs and gently knocked on his daughters door. “What is it Dad!” Lisa moaned angrily. She hated being interrupted while playing the sax. Even Bart had the common courtesy not to do that. But the real reason she loved the sax wasn’t for the music. She figured out, when she first started playing, that if you turn the bottom part of the instrument around, and place it right on your pussy, the vibrations were ecstacy. “Uhmm, Honey, Lisa, I’ve got a surprise for you downstairs. Could I interrupt you for a moment so you could come see it?” “Can’t it wait Dad?” mumbled Lisa. “Geez,” she thought, “I’m just about to explode!!!” “No honey, you’ve got to see this right now, before Mom gets home.” Homer replied in his nicest fatherly voice. “Oh my God, you got me a pony without asking Mom, and you want me to become attached to it before she gets home, so we don’t have to return it!” screamed Lisa at the top of her lungs, all in one breath. With that, she burst out of her room, and hugged her Dad. “Uhmm, no honey, that’s not it.” “What else could it be?” asked Lisa And to that, Homer replied “It’s the best feeling you’ll ever feel in your life, come downstairs right now.” Homer grabbed his daughter, and rushed downstairs. He threw her on the sofa bed and said, “Okay, I want to show you something.” Homer wasn’t a very romantic guy, but he was doing his best. He reached down his pants and pulled out his unusually small dick, for a grown man anyway. At three and a half inches hard, he was pretty embarrassed about it. He never used public bathrooms, and never ever changed in a locker room. But, his daughter had never seen a dick before, and to her, it was enormous (or so he thought). Then, Homer completely stripped. He sat down next to her on the bed and thought for a while. “We are going to do some stuff that you are going to enjoy a lot, just trust me.” Lisa however just sat there wide-eyed, trying to comprehend the situation. Then Homer said it, “Lisa, take off your clothes, we’re going to fuck.” At that very moment, a Maud Flanders was riding Rod. Behind her, up her ass, was Todd, who was pumping in and out like a little piston. Then, all of a sudden, Maud stopped. Beads of sweat dripped down her glistening body. Rod and Todd frowned at her in disappointment. Their faces seemed to say “What is the problem.” The problem was that neither of them were reaching into her enough. Quickly, she took Rod’s sweaty, hairless ballsack, and stuck that in her pussy too. Then the threesome continued their fuck-fest. Liquids spurted out everywhere, their sweat had made a damp spot on the bed, and just before all three of them were about to come to a smashing orgasm, they heard a whistle. “Howdilly Doodilly family, I’m back early! Now gee gosh golly, where are you three?” Maud, Rod, and Todd jumped up, dried themselves off, threw on some clothes and rushed down to meet Ned. Ned exclaimed, “Ted, Todd, why are you two out of breath, and Maud, your hair, it looks uhmmm...” “Disheveled?” Maud said, finishing his sentence. “Yeah, why?” Ned questioned. Rod started,“Well Mommy and me and Todd we were all...” “Taking a jog, yeah, and that’s why we’re all out of breath.” Maud cut in. “Well, good for you! By the way, Maud, I’ve got a special surprise for you!” Meanwhile, at the Simpsons household, Lisa’s mouth was wrapped around Homer’s cock, sucking as hard as her little lungs let her. Of course, she wasn’t very good, or very neat, but to Homer, it felt great. He reached down and placed his hand over her hairless little pussy. First, he stuck a finger in and played around a little, then another finger, then another, until Lisa could barely breath due to the excitement. “Lye down,” Homer commanded. “Now, spread your knees apart,” and Lisa complied. Her hands were behind her back, her feet were together, a smile was on her face, and her vertical smile was completely exposed. He opened it a little, with his fingers, and said to her, “This is going to hurt quite a bit, but once the pain is gone, it will be pure enjoyment.” Homer positioned his dick at her entrance. He slowly pushed in, and reached her cherry. “Ready honey?” he warned, and she nodded. Then Homer pulled back and forcefully slammed into his little daughter. “Ahhhhhhhh!” Lisa screamed in shear pain. But Homer kept on pumping. “Honey, calm down, you’ll be okay,” Homer panted between breathes. But Lisa continued to scream. Homer couldn’t stop though. Even if he could, he wouldn’t want to stop. He hadn’t ever broken in a virgin, and hadn’t ever fucked a girl so tight. It even was tighter than Marge’s ass! Lisa’s screams kept up, but they were slowly transforming from screams of pain to screams of passion. The two of them therm were grunting like pigs. Lisa began to lift her pelvis in order to meet her father in thrust. She wanted more in her, she needed more meat in her, her pussy was itching deep, and she needed more. Finally, she came, and her milking action induced Homer to cum as well. They heard the car door close, so they quickly folded up the sofa-bed, put on their clothes and turned on the tv. Marge and Maggie walked in, knowing in full what had gone on. In actuality, Marge never left the house, she just watched through the crack between the curtains the entire event. -hidden Find out next time what happens when Marge confronts Homer about the escapades with Lisa, and find out what Ned’s special surprise is in Simpsons Episode VI: Convincing the Wife. Also, if you liked this story, please send comments to me at gzaxgaiefx@aol.com. If you can’t get a hold of previous episodes, e-mail me asking for them, and I’ll send them to you. Also, I have a mailing list which receives each story when it comes out via e-mail, if you would like to be on the list, just e-mail me, and I’ll put you on. 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