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You need to be 18 to read this.
Well actually you don't NEED to be.
You've been reading since you were 8.
And you've probably been jerking off since you were 12.
Come to think of it, I don't understand this rule at all.


Shelly's Sex Life - by MIKE HUNT


It wasn't my fault. I hadn't meant to cheat on my wife. It's just that
my dick took over. It does that sometimes.

Mostly I'm in control. I decide what to do and when to do it and who to do
it with. I have a firm grip on myself. Uh, perhaps I should rephrase that.
But every once in a while it's like my brain gives my penis a four star
promotion or something and as it puffs up with pride the rest of my body
just does everything my dick says to.

You know the feeling. Like you're sitting in a bar, your wife is two hours
late because she's out buying shoes or somefuckingthing, and there's a
beautiful girl just two seats away who keeps looking at you. BOING! Your
dick tries to take over. You want to meet her, and you'd do almost anything
to have your wife never show up. But then she does.

Or say you're shopping with your wife and the salesgirl bends over at
the counter to package your purchase and you can see all the way down her
blouse and stare at her tits. BOING! Your dick tries to take over. You
tell your wife to go wait in the car, you'll meet her there, and anyway
you've decided you want to buy the loaf of bread one slice at a time.

I'm sure you have similar stories. We all do. This is the story of once
when my dick took over. I couldn't help it. Really.

It started at a party last year at the Wakefield's. I saw June talking
with Shelly Shulman over in the corner. In fact I caught them whispering
back and forth several times during the course of the evening. June looked
guilty when she spotted me staring at the two of them. I just didn't like
being left alone at a party. I'm rather shy and I like having my wife's
company. That's what a wife is for. Well, to be fair, it's one of several
things. It's also nice when they do the laundry. And when they blow you.

Anyway, it looked like they were talking about something important, because
Shelly wouldn't leave June alone the whole night. Which meant I got to
spend a lot of time drinking beers with the boys. I would have been glad
to drink beers with the girls, but I would have been the only guy in the
group in the kitchen, and anyway I hadn't read the new Cosmo yet so I
really would have been out of it.

It must have been close to 11:30 when I walked over to the powder room
to take a piss. The door was locked. I waited a few moments, then realized
how badly I had to go and decided to try the john upstairs. When I got
there I was surprised to find that it too was occupied. There seemed to be
no sense chasing all over the house. I parked myself on the bed and waited.

Soon, bathroom sounds leaked through the door: the toilet flushed, water
ran in the sink. When the door opened, it was Shelly. She took only a moment
to survey the room, ascertain that we were alone, and then walk over to me.
She was just a foot in front of me when she said, "Mike, thanks for June."

Now what the hell does that mean? I mumbled, "Uh, sure."

She continued. "I don't know what I'd do. I don't know what I'm going
to do. It's so terrible." She seemed distraught.

"What?" I said, wondering what the hell she was talking about. "What?"

"Oh, I can't talk about it. I've been talking about it with June all night,
and I can't talk about it."

"I see," I said, not seeing at all.

"Mike," she said, "Are you happy in your marriage?"

"Uh, yeah. Sure. I mean absolutely. Totally. June and I..." I didn't know
what to say. And anyway, wasn't that kind of a strange question to ask
a neighbor at 11:30 on a Friday night while he was crossing his legs trying
not to piss his pants? "Listen, Shelly," I continued, "I don't know what
this is about, but let's talk about it later, or some other time, OK? I
really have to use the boy's room there."

"Of course, of course. Sorry," she said. "Could we talk about it tomorrow?"

"Sure, sure," I said, my bladder now beginning to float. "Tomorrow's fine.
Anytime."

"How about 3 o'clock? At Sadie's?" I didn't have anything planned.

"Sure, sure," I repeated.

"One more thing," she said as I brushed past her into the john. "Don't
tell June."

"OK," I said without thinking as I slammed the door. If I weren't standing
within two feet of a toilet in two seconds flat, I was going to leave a
puddle the size of Lake Xuchaba right there in the bedroom.

As I stood relieving myself, I went over the conversation in my head. Had I
missed something? What was going on here? How had I got myself into meeting
Shelly at a bar tomorrow afternoon? And why couldn't I tell June? When I
finished I cleaned up and walked out. I looked for Shelly, but someone told
me she had gone home. It figured.

Now Shelly was not my cup of tea, exactly. She had a regal air about her that
I
found stand-offish, and a nasal twang in her voice that was annoying. Oh, in
the looks department Shelly was fine. Her aristocratic demeanor went
perfectly
with her high cheekboned face and primly cut hair. She was pretty in an
elegant
sort of way. Wouldn't need a facelift for 20 years, either, her skin was so
soft but firm. And from the neck down, well, wow! She had a terrific body in
spite of her 38 years on the planet. Firm high breasts and muscular legs and
a
thin waist. Shelly played tennis at the club and worked out three times a
week
and kept herself in shape. But like I said, not my cup of tea.

Anyway, I wasn't looking. I had June, who I adored. Still do. She's my
best friend, my companion, my love, my sounding board, my support, and
my sex machine. She loves to try new things. She swallows. She's as close
to perfect as I'm likely to find. Only a moron would jeopardize all that.

Oh, hi. I'm the moron in the story. I'm Mike.

It was 3:00 on Saturday, and I walked in to Sadie's. It was a neighborhood
saloon but it wasn't in my neighborhood. In fact it was a good 40 minutes
from my house. I wondered why Shelly had suggested it. I scanned the room
and not seeing her, walked over toward the bar. Just then I spotted her
in a booth far in the back, waving at me. I changed direction.

As I sat down, a waiter walked by. I flagged him and ordered a beer. I
slid into the seat.

"Oh, thanks for coming, Mike," Shelly said. "I really appreciate it."

"Sure, sure," I said. It was the only thing that came into my head. I waited.

"You OK?" she asked. I nodded. "Did you talk to June?" I shook my head.
"Because June and I talked and talked last night, and that's what made me
want
to talk to you. But I don't think she'd appreciate it if she knew, so let's
keep this between us, OK?" I nodded. "Did anybody else see you come in here?"
I shook my head. I thought I should strap a bowl to my head and mix drinks
for the barkeep. This was ridiculous, all this cloak and dagger. For what?

My beer arrived. The waiter slid it on the table and departed.

Shelly looked at me and said "Mike. My marriage is falling apart." I tried to
look sympathetic. Actually I thought it figured. Her husband was an
investment
banker, a slimy little bastard that nobody liked. He was rude and brusque,
and
made a shitpot full of money. Two shitpots, maybe. And he acted like that
made
him superior somehow.

"That's why I was talking with June so much. And why I need to talk with
you. You guys have such a good relationship in everything, and I don't.
And I thought maybe you could help."

I cleared my throat. "Well, Shelly, gee, I'd be glad to help, but, uh, I'm
not
a therapist or anything. I mean, have you tried a marriage counselor?" If
they
hadn't I knew it couldn't be because of lack of funds. They were loaded.

"Yes, but I just couldn't confide in him. I tried another, a woman, but
there were some things that she couldn't answer. So I talked with June.
And now I'm talking with you."

I wondered where the hell this was going. "I don't understand," I said
lamely.

"Sex," she said.

The word hung in the thick smoky air of the bar. "Sex." She said it again.
"It's the root of all evil. No, I guess that's money, isn't it? Um, anyway,
sex is my problem, or one of them, and I was hoping you could help."

BOING! My dick took over. See? It wasn't my fault.

"I'll try," I said. "What's the problem?"

"It's sex," she said. "We don't have any. And when we do, it's lousy. No,
it's
worse than lousy. It's terrible. Oh it's so humiliating. I'm so bad at it.
It's
going to destroy my marriage." I didn't think it could be 'love' of her
husband
that was making her so upset. It had to be the thought of Edward's income
suddenly being pulled out from under her. But, I thought she'd get something,
right? And then I realized he was such a sleazy puke he would probably figure
out a way to leave her broke.

"What do you mean?" I asked. "I mean, well..."

"We hardly ever have sex anymore. That's what I was asking June last night.
She said you guys still do it three or four times a week. Sometimes twice on
Sundays. In different rooms in the house. Heck, she said in the car, on the
beach, anywhere the mood strikes you. I think that's so wonderful. And she
said your relationship is rock-solid, so I figured I could talk to you, and
uh, you know, you wouldn't be threatened."

I had several thoughts: Then why wasn't I supposed to say anything to
June? And why are we sitting in the back of a bar? Across town?

"Mike. I need some help with sex."

BOING! You know the feeling.

"I'll do what I can," I said. "Where do we start?"

"Well first, with oral, um, you know," she said, looking me in the eye. I
kept
the eye contact while I reached for my beer. This was going to be a long
afternoon. "I was, um, you know, with Edward a few weeks ago and right in the
middle of it he stood up and told me I give the worst, um, you know, one he
ever had and stomped out of the room." She looked down into her lap. "Imagine
how humiliating."

"Yes, I guess that would be," I said helpfully. "What set him off like that?"

"Well, he was pushing his, um, thing into me, you know, and I guess my
teeth scraped on it or something. Just a little, you know? Right on the
um, you know, front. And that's when he jumped up..."

"Listen Shelly. If we're going to have this conversation, we can't be saying
'his, um' and 'his you know' all the time. You're going to have to say what
happened, and how it happened, and be very explicit. Otherwise our
conversation
is going to be a mass of 'ums' and 'you knows' and I won't understand a thing
you're saying. Let me try to break the ice. Oral sex is called a 'blow job.'"
She began to blush. I looked her in the eye. "It's his dick. Or cock, if you
prefer. Or penis. Or woodie." She turned red. "You have a cunt. Most people
call it a pussy. You have tits." She was crimson. I was enjoying myself.

"They're just words. Say them out loud. Get comfortable with them. They're
just words. Go ahead."

She looked at me, her eyes wide with horror. "Say them? Now?" I nodded.
"All of them?"

"At least some of them. Go on."

"Dick. um, pussy. OK, that's enough. I get it." She was fairly whispering.
The color stayed bright in her cheeks. She wouldn't need rouge for a month.

"Now tell the story," I said to her.

"OK, he was lying on the bed, and in one of our very infrequent sexual
encounters, I had my hand around his, um, thing..." I frowned at her. "...all
right, I was holding his um, dick, and I started kissing it.." I nodded.
"...and then I put it, you know, in my mouth..." She looked away. "...and
then
all of a sudden the angle was wrong or something and the head of it scraped
against my teeth, and he jumped up and ran away. That was over a month ago,
and
we haven't had sex since. And that was probably the first time we did
anything
in two months, besides." A tear formed in her eye. "Now he gets mad at every
little thing I do, and I just know, our marriage is heading for disaster.
I need help."

"Well, biting a guy's cock while you're blowing him is not a good thing,
you know?"

I'd provoked a defense reaction. "I did NOT bite his, um, dick. He scraped
it himself on my teeth. But now he blames me." She paused as I lifted my
beer and finished it. I put two fingers in the air in the "V" sign, asking
for two beers. The bartender caught the signal. "But that's not all. I
mean, we just don't do it anymore. He never reaches for me anymore. Never."

"Do you ever reach for him?" I asked. She blushed again.

"Well, it's supposed to be the man who's the aggressor," she said firmly.
'Where had this broad been living?' I wondered.

"Shelly, dear. It's a brave new world out there. Men and woman are equal.
Haven't you heard? You're allowed to start it too."

"Well, I don't want you to think that I'm totally frigid or anything.
Sometimes I take off my clothes right in front of him."

"Whoopee," I thought sarcastically. "Let's talk about that. You say you
take off your clothes. Describe that for me."

"Well, when he's getting ready for bed. Or sometimes in the morning, I'll
walk around after my shower with nothing on."

I had an answer to this one. "Shelly, just dropping your clothes isn't
necessarily a turn on. I mean, it would be for me..." She looked away.
"...but
I mean after several years of looking at the same thing, it gets, well,
boring. The old saying is true."

"I don't understand," she said.

"Shelly. What's one of the world's greatest sexual professions? OK, Other
than
prostitution? The strip-tease. Shelly, there are two words there. 'Strip' is
only one of them. To my mind, the more important word is 'tease.' I'll show
you what I mean." I looked at her. "Open the top two buttons on your blouse."

Her eyes burned into me. "What?" She stopped, then continued. "Why?"

"Just do it," I ordered. Her fingers went up to the buttons, and she made a
decision. She undid the buttons. I looked at her chest. "Another," I
commanded.

"No!" she said. "The next button is lower than my bra."

"Exactly," I said. "If you want me to help, you'll have to trust me."

She didn't, but her fingers went to the button anyway. She toyed with it for
a
moment, then pushed the button through the button-hole. She sat up straight.

"Now don't sit there like some schoolmarm. Slouch a little. Just a little.
Twist to the left a touch. Don't be uptight. Now...watch closely." I saw
the waiter picking up our beers at the bar; I knew he would be at the table
in a few moments. He approached, and glanced at both of us. He saw her
partly open blouse. His eyes burned into her chest, praying for a glimpse
of some feminine frill, or even better, a braless breast.

She saw him looking and straightened up. His eyes never left her blouse
as he picked up our two empties and set down the two full glasses. He moved
in slow motion. I hissed at her "Relax." She slumped, a little. The waiter's
eyes were rewarded with a flash of white, the top of a bra cup, probably,
or the neckline of a slip. I cleared my throat. There was nothing he could
do to stall further, and he turned and walked away.

"You see?" I said to her. "You tease him, and he'll be panting at your
door for more." I looked at her. "Go ahead, button up."

She was grateful for the permission. Her hands flew to the buttons and
inserted the small plastic disk through the buttonholes. She left the top
one undone, however, and I could see the glow of a flush on her upper chest.

I went on. "If you were sitting here with no shirt on, he wouldn't even
care, probably."

"Now don't be ridiculous," she said.

"I'm not," I replied. "Ever been to a nudist colony?" She shook her head.
"A nude beach?" She slowly nodded.

"Edward dragged me to one once many years ago. It was nothing."

"Exactly. For the first ten minutes you're looking at everything. Then it
gets
boring, until you finally don't care at all. Now think about a regular beach,
with all the nice young bodies bouncing around...girls in bikinis. Boys in
tight trunks. Lifeguards in their boxer shorts. Now a girl's top slips and
you
get to see her chest. It's exciting because it's a tease. Because you're not
supposed to see it."

She nodded. I think a light bulb went off. "So, what should I do?"

"I can't tell you what to do, except to do the unexpected. I can tell
you what NOT to do." She looked at me, expectantly. "Don't just drop your
clothes and think he's going to come running to you and ravish you on the
kitchen table. It ain't gonna happen; that's romance novel shit. Don't
wait for him to start everything. Don't be so uptight..."

I struck a nerve. "What do you mean, don't be so uptight? I'm not uptight.
I'm just not a slut."

"I didn't mean to insult you. I'm sorry," I backpedaled. I thought for
a moment. "Are you wearing a skirt?" She had been sitting since I arrived.
I had no idea what she had on under the table.

"What?"

"You heard me. Are you wearing a skirt?"

"Yes."

"Are your knees touching each other?" A pause.

"Of course."

"Then open them. Just a little. Don't be uptight." I looked at her across
the table. I couldn't detect any movement at all. "Did you?"

"Yes." She fairly spat the word.

"Did the earth stop turning? Did the building fall down? Did anyone jump
on you?"

She replied softly, "No."

"See? Don't be uptight. Loosen up a little more. Do the unexpected. Try
another experiment..."

She looked at me, waiting for my instructions. I didn't give any. Instead, I
slipped my foot out of my shoe and straightened my leg. I aimed exactly
between
her knees, but under the table my aim wasn't perfect and I brushed against
one
of her legs with my stockinged foot. She involuntarily clenched her legs
together, trapping my foot between her knees. "Don't be uptight," I repeated.
"Relax." Silence. "You think I'm up to something? We already decided that I
have a wonderful marriage and a wonderful wife. I wouldn't do anything to
jeopardize that."

You know how it is when your dick is in control. You'll say anything.

She seemed to believe me, and her legs relaxed, just a little. I put my
foot on the edge of her bench, in between her knees. We sat in silence
for a moment.

"Now this is sexy," I said. She nodded. "Because it's unexpected. It's
different. I dare say you've never sat in a restaurant before with a man's
foot between your legs." She lowered her eyes demurely. I wiggled my toes.

"Stop it!" she exclaimed.

"OK. Just testing," I asserted. I waited a moment, then wiggled my toes
again. She glared at me. "Don't be uptight," I said. "Relax, remember?"
She didn't, but I had disarmed her verbal assault. She would neither help
nor hinder my attack now. "Massage my foot," I said. She didn't move. "Come
on, it won't kill you. Massage my foot."

She reached below the table and took hold of my foot. She began to knead me
through my cotton socks, first the heel, then the instep, finally the toes.
As
she did, I slowly straightened my leg. It had the effect of sliding my foot
forward, pushing her skirt up a little and nestling my foot firmly between
her
thighs.

"That's wonderful," I said. "Do you see?"

"Do I see what?" she asked.

"Doesn't it feel good for you, too? When you give pleasure, you get pleasure.
This is delightful. I'm having my foot massaged, which is very nice. Doesn't
it feel nice to you, too?" I wiggled my toes, now closer to the fulcrum
of her legs, and held tightly well above her knees. "Relax. Remember?"

"Well I don't know..."

"Don't worry. You have to trust me. I'm not going any further. I'm just
trying
to show you..." I felt her legs unclench. Her knees moved apart maybe an
inch.
It was a start. "See. You need to retrain yourself in what is sexy, and how
to
please your man..." That fat fuck, I thought. "...and how to give and get
pleasure. Not just fucking. But real erotic, sensuous pleasure." I could hear
her breathing deepen; she was pulling in more air on each breath as she sat
holding my foot between her legs.

"Would you like to do my other foot?" I asked.

"Actually, yes," she replied. But she quickly followed "But I don't think
I better. This is, uh, very instructive, and uh..."

"Sensual." I completed her thought.

"Yes."

"Exactly," I said. I happened to glance at the clock on the wall. It was
after
5:00. "Omigod," I said. "Look at the time." Normally I would have stayed in
the
booth all night, but June had tickets to a show, and we had dinner plans at
6:00. "Holy shit," I said. I'd be dead if I missed dinner. "Where did the
afternoon go?"

"Well, yeah, I guess we should be going," Shelly said. She held my foot.
"But thanks. This has been, uh, real helpful."

"No prob," I said.

"Maybe we could get together again next week?" she asked.

I agreed, a little too fast. We made the date for 2:00. Right here. Next
Saturday. I started talking again. She still held my foot between her legs.
I said, "OK, Shelly. MIKE HUNT's rules for the week:

***Number 1. Don't just walk naked in front of your husband. Not when you're
   taking a bath, not when you're going to bed. Wear a robe. Wear a lingerie
   nightgown, but one that covers you up. OK? We need to make you a mystery
   woman again.
***Number 2. Wear some sexier clothes. Unbutton a button now and then.
Better,
   unbutton the wrong button. Keep the top one buttoned, open the one that
   covers your, uh, you know, breasts.
***Number 3. Relax. Practice out on the street. Wear a skirt that's a little
   too short. Bend over in front of the supermarket checkout boy. Try to be
   subtle but sexy. But most important,
***Number 4. Relax. I know I said that twice. It's important. Got it? Oh. And
   work on your vocabulary. I guess that's ***Number 5."

She nodded. I said "I really do have to be going. June will have my head if
I'm
late. Really." I wiggled my toes again, this time asking for release. She let
go
of her grip on my foot. I pulled it back from her legs and slid it into the
empty loafer on the floor. I took the opportunity to use one hand to push my
dick down into a little more camouflaged position, because I knew when I
stood
up it was going to pop up in my pants. I'd had an erection for an hour.

I was looking forward to the following Saturday. Until Thursday. That's when
June reminded me that her sister was visiting that weekend. I don't know how
it slipped my mind. Maybe I was distracted. No way could I disappear for
three
hours while Sis was in town. I called Shelly's home at about noon; I knew
Edward would be at work. I explained the situation and could hear the
disappointment in her voice. She suggested we try for the following weekend,
but frankly, I didn't want to wait that long. I suggested the upcoming
Tuesday.
An early lunch. At her house. I wasn't surprised when she agreed.

"By the way," she said. "I've been practicing..."

"And?" I said.

"...and I think you'll be proud of me. See you Tuesday." The line went dead.

It took two days for the weekend to arrive. It was a month before it
departed.
Monday dragged. On Tuesday morning I told June I had a client meeting upstate
so I wouldn't be in the office. I didn't want her to call and wonder where I
was. I told my secretary the same thing, giving her the name of a consultant
we occasionally did business with, but who was never home, and who just had
an
answering machine on his line. I thought I had covered my tracks adequately.

I drove to the local Denny's, parked my car, and walked to the corner. I
flagged a cab, and gave him Shelly's address. I stepped out at precisely
11:00.

"Hi," she said as she answered the doorbell. She was smiling, and I couldn't
help but notice a glow about her. I also couldn't help noting her blouse, a
frilly yellow number through which I could see her bra and a slip but which
was
buttoned to her neck, giving a false appearance of modesty. She was wearing a
plaid skirt which hung just above her knees. She had on pantyhose and
sandals.

I walked in. She motioned me over to the kitchen, and I pulled up a stool
at the breakfast bar and sat down. "Can I get you something?" she asked.

"Yeah. A beer would be good." I needed something, for sure.

"Gotcha," she said, and turned to the refrigerator. She bent over to
pick up a can off a lower shelf, and the skirt lifted in the rear. Just
a little. Maybe 4 or 5 inches.

She turned around and offered me the can. "Glass?" she said. I shook my
head. I popped the top and took a swig, then another.

"I've been practicing," she said. "And following MIKE HUNT's pointers
for a new improved Shelly." She walked around behind me and brought her
mouth up behind my ear. "Cunt," she said softly. She caught me by surprise,
and I spit a half-mouthful of beer onto the counter. I choked on the other
half. "Oop," she said. "Did I surprise you? MIKE HUNT, shocked?" She leaned
away from me, then back again. "Cunt," she repeated. "Cock. Tits. Ass.
Dick. Big dick." Now she was laughing. "Big fat dick."

I grabbed at a napkin and tried to clean the countertop. I was making
a fool of myself.

She walked away. I guess my surprise still registered, because when I turned
to
her she was openly laughing at my discomfort. "This is priceless," she said.
"I've been saying the words out loud to myself in the bathroom all week. All
the dirty words I can think of, just to get comfortable with them. Anus.
Penis.
Blow job. On Friday I even tried to put them in alphabetical order!"

I was about to take a sip of beer, but I lowered the can, not knowing
if I would spit it out again. Luckily (I guess) she didn't recite the list,
but a broad smile took over her mouth. I looked at her. She really was
transformed. Last week she had looked like an uptight, rich, snooty bitch.
Now she looked like a soft, sensual woman, even a female vision of beauty.
The hardness of her words conflicted with the image of her femininity,
creating an immediate reaction in me.

BOING! Like I hadn't known it was going to happen. I just didn't expect
it within two minutes of walking in the door.

She stood about 10 feet in front of me. "Do you like the way I'm dressed?"
she asked.

"Lovely," I answered.

"Do you think I should be wearing a bra?"

"Well as a rule, no. I like braless women. I think most men do. But if
you were in a business situation, then, yeah, I guess. Of course, you have
a slip on, too, so nothing would show. I mean it wouldn't be too blatant."

"Is this a business situation?"

"No," I answered slowly.

Her arms folded up awkwardly behind her. She fumbled for a moment, and it was
apparent she was releasing the bra clasp at her back. Her fingers went to her
blouse. She opened the button directly above and directly below the points of
her peaks, and fumbled beneath the white slip. I knew she had released her
tits
from the cups of the bra, even though the slip blocked my view of what was
happening. She shrugged down the shoulder straps underneath the blouse as I
watched. They fell over her upper arms. I had seen women take off a bra
without
taking off their shirt before. It's a great trick. That's what she was doing
while I sat and watched. She pulled the thin white shoulder supports down her
arms over her elbows and extracted her arms from the straps. Finally she
reached into the opening in the blouse and grabbed the white undergarment and
pulled. Kreskin couldn't have done better with more flare. The brassiere flew
out the front, and she held it in her hand, deciding what to do with it. She
set it gently on the back of a stuffed chair.

"Ah, that feels much better. Who invented brassieres?" she asked
rhetorically.
"My tits feel so much better when they're free." She looked at me from the
corner of her eye. "It's too bad. Men don't know what it's like to have
tits."

"Oh, I've held my share," I said brightly.

"Not the same thing," she answered. Of course she was right.

Her hands went up to her blouse, and I wondered if she was going to remove
it. Nope. Her fingers fumbled with the open button below her breasts and
rebuttoned it. She didn't close the one higher up on her chest. I wondered
if that was by accident or not. "I probably should have left the room to
do that," she said. "I didn't mean to tease you. Sorry." I still couldn't
see anything; the slip was opaque beneath the sheerness of the yellow blouse.
Well, that's not totally true. The bobbling, bouncing motion in the front
of the blouse advertised that she was braless. It was obvious.

"A piece of advice?" I said. She cocked her eyebrow as if to give permission.
"In the future, lose the pantyhose. Pantyhose are a drag."

"Thanks for the tip," she said as she turned toward me and took a couple
steps.
When she stopped, she was maybe six feet away. She cocked one knee forward,
just a little, and reached for the hem of her skirt. "But do you really think
the new, improved Shelly would be wearing pantyhose?" she asked. Her hands
lifted the hem high enough for me to see stocking tops, and garter clasps
clipped onto the darker top part of the fabric.

My eyes must have popped out of my head, because she openly laughed. I
openly stared. She dropped the hem, and it fell down. She smoothed the
skirt with her hands. Now I wondered what was above those garter snaps.
Panties? No panties?

"Are you, um, comfortable?" I asked. I had to clear my throat twice during
the short sentence. I was going to be direct about my interest, but somehow
I just couldn't get the proper words out.

"You mean, am I comfortable? I'm verrryy comfortable, Mike." She stepped
forward and put her hand on my chest, then withdrew it. BOING! You know
how it is.

"Want to know what I've done for practice this week?" I nodded eagerly.
"Well,
I started by brushing against a delivery man in the elevator down at Mercy's
Department store. My tits, I mean. Then I hiked up my skirt several inches
and
went up and down every escalator in the place. One man followed me up four
floors. It was a hoot! Ah, let's see. The first day was the hardest." She
looked at me. "I mean the most difficult. During the rest of the week I
practiced bending over in a low cut top in front of men, sitting with my
knees
apart in an outdoor restaurant , I think I almost caused an accident with
that
one," she giggled. "And on Friday, I wore a see-thru blouse to the garage
when
I picked up my car." She paused. "By the way, I've never gotten out of that
garage with a repair bill under $200. On Friday it was 50 bucks."

"I see," I said. God she was a fast learner. Maybe all the years of pent-up
frustration and uptightness had let go, like a dam that collapses or
something. Whew!

"I'm still trying to figure out sexy things to do. It's actually a lot of
fun,
I find." As she talked she lazily scratched her leg through the front of her
skirt. Then she used her other hand to hike the skirt up to mid-thigh, and
scratched herself directly. The skirt was high enough that both stocking tops
were clearly exposed, along with another inch of flesh above them.

She looked at me. Was my tongue actually hanging out of my mouth, or did
it just feel that way? "I've had this itch all week," she shrugged. Her
fingers continued to scratch. Up and down. Up and down.

"Can I help?" I offered.

She smiled a knowing smile at me and said "MIKE HUNT. You dirty boy. Shame
on you. Trying to scratch my itch. Right here on my thighs. Why if I let
you do that, you'd probably try to brush your hand against my pussy or
something for a cheap feel. You might even try to look under my skirt."
She lifted it another inch as she continued scratching. "You're
incorrigible."

I shrugged my shoulders, like some adolescent schoolboy who'd been caught
with a hard-on in chemistry class. She was in control. She had a natural
talent; it just hadn't been used in years, maybe ever.

"You know," she said. "We don't have all day. Edward is going to come
home from work at some point. If we're going to have a lesson today, we'd
better get started, don't you think?"

Yippee!

"Yeah, I have a couple of ideas..." I began. She cut me off.

"I know what I need today," she interrupted. She stepped toward me. Her
hand fluttered toward the bulge in my pants. "I need some instruction in
oral sex." Her hand brushed against my hardness. "Will you help me?" She
looked at me. Her fingers closed.

"I could do that," I said nonchalantly. Her hand reached for my zipper and
pulled. She darted inside the opening and found my erect tool; I sighed as I
felt the flesh of her hand close around me. She tugged at it, but at full
erection, the pants weren't big enough to let it by without some real effort.
"First lesson," I said. "Removing the penis from the pants." She slowed down.

"Grasp the penis firmly, but gently," I instructed.

"I already am," she said.

"Oh. Right. OK, then with your other hand, reach for the opening in the
pants and pull the pants forward. Make as much room as you can. You don't
want to injure the guy's dick as you take it out." She nodded. Her free hand
went to my pants' front, and she did as she had been told. "Now the cock
should pop out easily, even if it's fully erect," I said.

"Is it fully erect?" she asked.

"I think so," I answered. She performed the maneuver, and my woodie emerged
from my fly.

"It is," she said. She held it in her hand, plumping it up with her squeezing
motion.

"OK, good." I thought a moment. "Now when you first take it out it's
considered
good form to comment on it. I mean not every time, of course. Sometimes you
can
just stare at it for a minute, or you could sigh. But it's nice if you say
something like 'Doesn't that feel better,' or 'What a nice cock,' or
'goodness
you're hard today."' You can make up your own, of course."

"Of course," she said. "Actually it *IS* bigger than I was expecting."

I looked at her. "Were you just practicing? Or did you mean it?"

"I meant it," she told me. I thought she was lying. I'm just average.

"Now you stroke it, back and forth."

"Like this?" She was already doing it. The student was leading the teacher.

"Now you kneel down and take it in your mouth." I was rushing things.

She knelt down, but kept her head away from the bobbing end of my hard-on.
She stared directly at the swollen lump of flesh she held in her hand,
and said "Oh he just wants me to push this thing into my mouth. I think
I want to play with it a little ... you cute little pecker, you." She leaned
forward and puckered her lips. She gave a little kiss to the end of my
dick. She smacked her lips loudly to end the kiss. MMMWAH! She chuckled.

She kept talking to my penis. "You look so soft. And yet you're so hard.
You look so nice. But I know you're so nasty." She pulled her face forward
again, and began rubbing my hardness across her face. The smoothness of
her cheek caused an indescribable sexual tingle as she stroked it against
the side of my manhood. She rubbed it all around, and as it passed by her
lips, he tongue exited from between her teeth and she licked it. First
she licked up and down the shaft, then she pointed it directly at her mouth
and licked the head in a circular motion, like a power drill gone mad.

"I can't wait," I cried. "Please, put me in your mouth."

At last she did as she was asked. "Thank you," I groaned. "Now put it
deeper."
She did. I felt nothing of her teeth, and I noticed that she had wrapped
her lips over them for protection. I knew it would get uncomfortable in
a short time, and I said "You don't have to do that. It's OK."

She tilted her head up and look at my eyes. I could see she was grateful;
it must have been bothersome already.

When she had me firmly planted between her lips she removed her hands. I was
about to protest until I saw that she was moving them down to unfasten the
buttons of her blouse. She performed the task quickly and efficiently, and as
she shed the garment I saw the view down behind her delicate slip. I reached
behind her and pulled up on the straps in the back, which had the effect of
lowering the front. I pulled again. The front got lower. But I couldn't raise
the back enough to let the front fall completely below her pendulous breasts
for two simple reasons. The straps were too short. And her tits were too big.

I reached down into her top and grasped one of her soft boobies. I squeezed
it,
then lifted it over the frilly edge of the slip and let it swing free. I
reached back in and grabbed the other one. As I lifted it, the weight of her
tits caused a strain on the top of the garment. It snapped back under her
breasts, perfectly framing them from below. Her tits now stuck out, the pull
of
the too short straps having the effect of a shelf-bra, holding them perfectly
at attention. They stuck out farther than they would have if restrained by a
more conventional brassiere. Her nipples were large and getting larger by the
second. I could see the outer circle distending even as the tiny tip popped
out. You could have hung a Life-Saver perfectly on the end of each nipple,
using each tit tip in the candy's hole to keep it aloft.

She was pushing my dick back and forth into her mouth now, and as I slid in
and out of her wetness, I remembered that I was supposed to be giving her
some
instruction, or some help, or something. I was nearly ready with the
"something." It was my orgasm which I felt building mightily between my legs.

I said "I'm close. I'm really close."

To my surprise she pulled her head away, and said, "I can't take it in
my mouth." She put her mouth back on my for a couple of sucks. She withdrew
again. "I tried when I was younger, and I just can't do it. Maybe you can
teach me that some other time..."

That was OK with me, and if I couldn't fill her mouth at the moment, well
there
was always a lesson for next week. She returned for a couple of slurpy sucks.

She said, "but I'd like something else, if you don't mind."

"Anything," I said. My dick was in uncontrollable agony. It was also in
control of me. If she had told me to please go outside and lift her BMW over
my head with it, I probably would have tried.

She said "I'd like to have you cum on me. On my slip." As she was talking,
she
rolled off her knees on to her back. She was lying full length on the floor
in
front of me. She stared at my throbbing tool. I understood. I walked over
her,
straddling her body as I stood. I stood over her knees, and her gaze followed
my cock as I walked. "I want to have your cum to smell later," she said. "I
think it will get me in the mood to practice for next week."

Hey, what the lady wants, the lady gets. I began stroking my dick back
and forth, back and forth. I stepped forward a little. Her hands reached
down and pulled at the hem of her skirt. She raised it, revealing her
stocking tops, then the garters, and finally that glorious meeting place
where her legs joined with her torso. She answered the question I had left
unsaid so many minutes ago. No panties.

She parted her knees, and when I realized that she couldn't open them any
wider
because my feet were in the way, I widened my stance as well. I crouched. She
spread her legs further, showing me her beautiful cunt and her lovely pubic
hair. I could tell that she was excited just by the amount of swelling in her
pussy lips. Her hand fluttered down, and she began stroking her clitoris. Her
hand moved up, then down, then started moving in a circle. She was pushing
against her clit with her flattened fingers, and she began to moan.

"Slow down you dirty cocksucker," she said. "You're ahead of me. And if
you think you're cumming before I start cumming, you've got another think
coming." She giggled. "I think that's too many comings."

I slowed down my stroking. But not for long. Her free hand came down and
she inserted a finger, then two into her cunt even while her other hand
continued its stroking of her clit. It was obvious from her increasingly
violent hand movements that she was approaching her climax, and I built
again toward my own. Her eyes focused on my tool. Then she looked up at
me. Then her eyes lowered again. I heard her saying softly, "Cock. Prick.
Dick. Woodie. Hard-on. One-eyed worm. Heat seeking missile. Penis. Stiffie.
Erection. Cunt-lizard. Love muscle. Pecker."

I stood over her, jerking off with abandon. I gazed at her mounds, poking
straight up while being held by the stretched top of her slip. I looked
at her cunt, the gash playing hide and seek behind her bouncing hands.

Her face contorted. "Oh Mike," she said. I knew this was it. I bounced my
hand
violently against my cock, and began to cum just after she did. As she was
writhing in the throes of her own ecstasy, the first squirt of my jism flew
away from me. It landed squarely on her tits, demanding her attention even in
the throes of her passion. She bucked. I had another spasm. This one was even
bigger than the first, and hit the target, the top of the slip just below her
tits. Her eyes were shut tightly now as she crested the hill and began the
long
voyage down. My eyes stayed open, and I watch spurt after spurt of cum shoot
out of my enraged weapon on to her. I shot low down on the slip, another one
high up, another one low. As the pressure of my spurts decreased, I took two
wobbly steps forward, and the drizzle from my penis continued to cover her
lingerie. I could have been delicately decorating a cake, but I was drooling
spunk all over the feminine cloth that covered her stomach.

I shuffled my leg weakly, then lifted over her and stepped away. She was
soaked
in my love juice, but she just lay there as the fluid permeated the fabric.

Another couple moments passed, and I finally said "Won't that stain the
material?" I was trying to be helpful.

"Oh certainly," she replied. "I hope it does. I'm counting on it, in fact."
She pointed at it with her free hand. "A shirt with MIKE HUNT all over
it. I might even wear it down to the market this week."

"Wow," I said. "Amazing. You've made a lot of progress. Absolutely amazing."

She battered her eyes demurely. Now that's hard to do when you're lying
on the floor covered in cum with your tits sticking out and two fingers
in your cunt, but somehow she managed it. "But I have so much more to learn.
Swallowing. Tit-fucking. Anal sex. Will you help?"

BOING!


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There is a sequel to this story and it isn't pretty. It should be ready
in a week or so. You can wait. In fact, you have to. I'm back in control
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The Almost All True Adventures of MIKE HUNT are possible thanks to my crappy
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This story is Copyright 1997 M1KE HUNT. In fact, all M1KE HUNT stories are
copyright by M1KE HUNT. Now that I think about it, all stories everywhere in
every newsgroup in the universe are copyright by M1KE HUNT. Except that shit
by Plainman, of course. I wouldn't put my name anywhere near that crap. Who
would believe I wrote it anyway? Write it? I can barely read it! All dialog,
no narration. What the fuck is that? Just set down a tape recorder and call
it a story. Hah! I don't care what anyone says. Here. I'll try:

JUNE: I'm reading your new story, dear.
M1KE: Did you find any funny jokes yet?
JUNE: No, but I'm only on page 42.
M1KE: OK, let's fuck.

See? Easy. I'll tell you what, Plainman. Make the girl in your next story
a mute. Now THAT would be impressive.

Free distribution of this story is allowed. Who would pay for it anyway?

Just kidding Plainman. I had to pick on somebody. I like your stuff. Retch!
I would have gone after Vickie Tern but I'd probably get a spike heel in my
eye. What are you going to do, put some dialog in my mouth and make me look
stupid? I do that myself all the time. I wouldn't rag on Dulcinea. I like
her pieces. And Renae Nicks is just getting started so I probably should
leave her alone. I might like to fuck her though. I'm not sure.

And BTW who the hell is this big-time author and dirty story writer Michael
K.
Smith? So he sold some articles to USAir Magazine or something. Big deal. I
just sent them this story, so we'll see how smart they are! Honestly, would
you rather read a dirty story or "Rafting In Xuchaba" when you're about to
fly into the ground at 300 mph? I know I'd sure rather have an erection at
that moment. It'd help the NTSB identify me from the body parts!

Hey, as long as I'm bashing the competition, don't you just love those big
disclaimers on Pendragon's work? "THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. NO
RESEMBLANCE.."
Of course his stuff is fiction. It *has* to be. He's probably such a mope he
hasn't been laid in 10 years. You can guess that by reading his stories. Not
me. Nosiree! My stuff is all true. Every last word. So help me. If I'm lying
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