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From: taria29c@aol.com (Taria29c)
Subject: Butt is still Byting; Taria keeps Fyghting
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To:	Maiden Taria...
From:	Mr. Butt Bytr
07/03/97

Methinks Fair Maiden, Taria
  Has flamed me butt well..
Many a valid point was made
  Butt, some I should dispel

Wonder if ye even be havin'
  A really Nice Round Ass
Or would ye have no curves
  Merely a flat-ass lass

Sounds as if ye've never
  Had a man take his time
And show he has patience
  When loving ye behind
 
Ye be wrong dear Ms Taria
  To be thinkin' that I
Have only a one-track mind 
  For I'm a normal guy

Yes, I love those nipples 
  And those succulent tits
And I adore a nice bush
  Hiding ye delicious clit

Me poem ye jumped on
  With both of ye big boots
Must not've been meant for ye
  So.. me I don't give a hoot

Tis sure I'll be admittin'
  I LOVE a nice round butt..
Always have... always will..
  And it doesn't twist me gut

No, can't be for sayin'
  I've had a dick up mine
Even the thought of that
  Sends shivvers up me spine

So, about YOUR backporch
  Do ye pretend it isn't there
Except when ye need to crap
  Or be for foulin' the air?

Tell me, me darlin'
  Is ye ass just simply there?
Just as a matter of necessity
  Butt to touch it.. don't ye dare!

I've known ladies such as ye
  Butt, not for very long
Cause when I looked at them
  No hardness came to me dong.

Can't help butt wonder
  What kind of person ye be
Are a hetero, or a lezzie
  Or could ye be a he-she?

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THE BUTT SPEAKS...?  VERILY I MUST ANSWER...
by Taria
Also 7/3/97

Responses still go to me at: Taria29c@aol.com



Methinks my Poem touched a nerve
Since El Butt responds with verve;
Perhaps I now will make things worse
Responding to his little verse

I do not know just where to start
With his unpleasant little fart
This second poem--noisome gas
Emitted from--where else?--his ass!

You did not know just what to say
When you read my pome today?
Your insinuations are so snide
Why must you insult my backside?

That's a side of me you've never seen--
(perhaps that's why you are so mean)
But must you really be so trite
To label me "hermaphrodite"?

And only a very insecure man
Would insist that I'm a Lesbian
Because I will not let him push
His tool anywhere near my tush

And his accent--I'm sure I
Don't know why he sounds like Popeye--
Or perhaps it's something Scottish
All "ye"s and "me"s and epiglottish

But now I must make one thing clear
ButtBytr--stay far from my rear!
Though it may seem lush and inviting
It's not for ButtBytr to be ButtByting!

So you say that my derriere
Will not tent your underwear?
Do you mean to tell me, Pard
That my ass does not make you hard?

You say your member droops there, spent
Is this problem of yours frequent?
Don't worry, dear, I won't crack wise
That happens to a LOT of guys

I'm sure that you've heard that before
As you wiggled round some girl's back door
And when you struggle to arise
They tell you "don't fret o'er the size"

But that is neither there nor here
The subject at hand is "sex, Rear";
And here is my reiteration
Of my point about this copulation:

You guys think ass-fucking's a riot
But none of you have guts to try it!
"I'll stick it in--oh yeah, oh yeah!"
Oh yeah?  Let's stick it in YOU theah!

And when our fingers start exploring
your rosebud?  That is abhorring!
"I'm no homo!  Cut that out!"
And on you insecurely shout

Abolishing "anal" is not my goal;
But I say "not just MY asshole!"
It's time for YOUR initiation--
I protest for ASS LIBERATION!!!

For every ass--EQUALITY
Is how I think these things should be
So, ButtBytr, fair is fair
YOU take six inches into there!

And if you still can talk your talk
(and more impressive--walk your walk)
My admiration will be thine
And ass you'll get--BUT STILL NOT MINE!!!!


finis

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