Message-ID: <1868eli$9707021214@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Archived-At: <URL:http://www.netusa.net/~eli/erotica/assm/Year97/1868.txt> From: taria29c@aol.com (Taria29c) Subject: ButtBytr's Aria; Response by Taria Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d Path: qz!not-for-mail Organization: The Committee To Thwart Spam Approved: <usenet-approval@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Moderator-Contact: Eli the Bearded <story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us> X-Story-Submission: <story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us> The following is a recent ButtBytr repost, followed by my response. E-mails, reviews, and any comments are more than welcomed by me, although I can't speak for the Butt Fellow. --Taria (Taria29c@aol.com) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Subject: A ButtBytr POEM for the ladies!!! From: buttbytr@ix.netcom.com (ButtBytr) Date: Tue, 01 Jul 1997 17:29:06 GMT Message-ID: <33c13ddb.22222390@news.spintheweb.com> A Nice Round Ass By: ButtBytr - - 10/96 buttbytr@spintheweb.com The first thing about a woman Which ButtBytr will notice fast Is whether or not this lady Has a very nice, round ass The thing that will cause a rapid rise in size to my manhood... my mast Is my gazing upon a lady Possessing a very nice round ass If that butt-- is a little plumpish Hey, that’s even more of a blast I don’t like the model-type butts Butt, I LOVE a full round ass I have to be honest with you I love any butt on any lass Butt, the butt that really matters Is of course, the nice ROUND ass If you are a lady who gets pleasure In seeing a rise in a man’s pants Just turn around and show me That you have a nice round ass I will want to drop to my knees And put my arms around your hips Put my face against your cheeks And kiss it tenderly with my lips I’ll then begin to use my tongue To pay homage to your caboose I will lick it all.. in it’s entirety Don’t ever want to turn it loose I want to squeeze, caress, and nibble For a seemingly endless time For me to adore your derriere Would truly be sublime My tongue would begin the journey From the top of your crack on down Each stroke my tongue makes Would make your heart pound Probing deeper and deeper God!! You taste so damn good Finally my tongue finds it’s goal I’ve found your little rosebud It dances back and forth Then moves around your little hole At last it enters your ass As my cock is a rock-hard pole If you'd like that kind of attention And you just happen to be a lass... Then, all ya have to do is Bring me that nice round ASS!!! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Regarding Mr. Butt and his Bytes by Taria (7/97) _______________________ So I see that Mr. Bytr (As he's known when he writes Smut) Has a thing about La Derriere And it's left him in a Rutt And rut is what he'd like to With a Virgin or a Slutt; Her status makes no never-mind As long as she's got butt "Oh, come with me," says Mr. B. "And time will sweetly pass; My pants will tent and my intent Is to assault your Ass" "Oh, babe, I call you Bubbles," He whispers in my ear "And how I love to grab them Whenever you are near!" No boobs, vagina, nipples, clits Make his passion resound; His interest lieth not in tits Butt in a butt that's Round Well Bytr, you are eloquent You've made your feelings clear; What you have said is what you've meant But just a moment, dear Before my rosebud is plowed wide By your rigid, questing pole Before you've entered deep inside That place that is your goal Let me direct one query 'Fore you get at my back shelf; For truly I am wary: Have you tried this yourself? O you who yearn to penetrate My aperture so tight Has any cock so hard and straight Filled YOU up with its might? For before you get your pleasure In the manner you have said I think you must feel the measure Of the shaft from base to head So Mr. Butt, bend over Spread your legs all wide apart Your rosebud you may not cover As it is stabbed to the heart Tutt, tutt, ButtBytr, there, there, there Don't weep, and do not grieve For truly it would not be fair To give, but not receive For even you, sir, must admit As the old adage does run: That the thing about the Ass-hole Is that everyone has one So open wide, and close your eyes This'll only hurt a mite It's done so that you'll realize Just what Butt you would Byte Oh, don't take it so hard, Mr. Butt Just add more lube or Foam And if this thought twists in your gutt Think of this 'fore your next Poem. ----------------------------------------------- End by Taria Best if read aloud, especially the fourth stanza *********************** -- +--------------' Story submission `-+-' Moderator contact `------------+ | story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us | story-admin@qz.little-neck.ny.us | | Archive site +--------------------+------------------+ Newsgroup FAQ | \ <URL:http://www.netusa.net/~eli/erotica/assm/> .../assm/faq.html> /