~Subject: THE NAUGHTY NURSE
~From: nogarder@ix.netcom.com(*** )
~Date: 19 Jan 1996 02:58:56 GMT
~Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories

My most unusual and erotic sexual experience occurred several years ago
near
the end of my sophomore year in college. I had just finished an
afternoon 
exam and thought I would stop by a campus bar for a few
beers on my w
ay home.
The bar I stopped at was a grad student hangout, but was also
occasionally 
frequented by locals. I liked the place because of the
diverse crowd and 
because they had the cheapest beer on campus.

When
I walked i
n I was startled at how busy the place was at four in the 
afternoon.
Every table had someone sitting at it! This really wasn't a 
problem
since each table was very long with benches on each side leaving 
me
several seati
ng possibilities. I got a beer at the bar and positioned 
myself at the
end of a table near the back of the bar. Sitting at the 
other end of
the table were several women in nurses uniforms. From 
the the
smattering of co
nversation I heard over the sound of the juke box, 
I gathered that
they had just finished an unusually rough shift at the local
hospital.
They must have been there a while because there were several
empty
pitchers on the
 table. 

I was busy working on my second beer and attempting to think
of some way to 
introduce myself when they all got up to leave. All of
them that is, but 
the nurse at the far end of the table. She still had
a full 
beer and I heard
her tell her friends that she would stick around to
finish it before she 
headed home. To be honest, I don't think I even
noticed her before her 
friends got up to leave. She was older than the
others,  p
robably early 
thirties and a little over weight. Her hair was bleach
blond with about an 
inch of dark roots showing.  Her eyebrows had been
over plucked and she 
used lots of blue eye shadow which even back then
seemed 
out-of-style. I 
guess you would say she wasn't much of a catch, but I
remember thinking at
the time that there was a certain sleaziness about
her looks which really 
turned me on. 

Figuring I had nothing to lose,
I slid
 down to her end of the table. I 
introduced myself and launched into
my usual patter about the weather and
local sports teams. She was
obviously bored, but she politely sipped
her beer and listened to my
monologue. When 
her beer was empty, she said 
that she needed to go pee. Without
thinking I blurted out "can I watch?".
To this day, I'm not sure why I
say it. Maybe I was trying to be sarcastic 
since I figured she was
using the bathroo
m as an excuse to slip out the 
back door. In any case, I never
expected her reaction. She sat back down, 
leaned forward, looked me
straight in the eyes and said  "really?". The  
intensity of her stare
and the seriousne
ss in her tone took me completely 
by surprise. I didn't know what to
say. I sat there for what felt like an 
eternity before I finally
choked out "sure". She stood up, extended her hand and said "Well then,
lets go.".  


This was the first time I had seen her standing. Although I had
noticed that
she was on the plump side, I hadn't expected her to have
such a heavy bottom.
Her white nursing slacks were tight against her
large round ass. 
 Her tight
slacks and small breasts may have helped make her ass and
thighs seem
disproportionately large, but there was just no denying it,
this woman had 
a big butt! I just sat there staring at her, trying to
figure ou
t what I 
was getting into. Finally she said "are you coming or not?".
Still dazed, I
got up and took her hand. She lead me toward the back of
the bar to the rear 
exit which led into an alley behind the bar. I
asked her 
where we were 
going, and she replied that she had an apartment just
around the corner. 
Still holding her hand we walked down the alley
together. When I finally 
had regained enough composure to ask just
what she had pla
nned for me, she 
just said "Shhh, just enjoy the moment. I'll take
care of everything.".  We 
walked the rest of the way in silence.

When
we got to her apartment, she lead me straight to the bedroom. She told

me very m
atter-of-factly to take off my clothes and lay on the bed. As I

undressed, she stood in the doorway with her hands on her hips and
watched.
When I pulled my jockey shorts off to reveal my rock hard
erection, I saw her
sm
ile for the very first time. Without a word, she gestured for me to lie

down on the bed. After I did so, she reached behind my head and pulled

out two dark strips of material from beneath the mattress and began to
tie 

the end of one to my wrist. I must have had panic written all over my
face 
as she stopped immediately and said "Don't worry, they're just
silk ties. 
I'll tie them loose so you can get free if you really want
to.". I nod
ded my 
head sheepishly and she continued to tie my wrists. She then
pulled the ends
of two more ties from under the end of the mattress and
tied my ankles. She
tucked two pillows under the back of my head so
that my head
 was angled so 
that I could see the foot of the bed. I gently tested
my restraints and 
found that although loose as promised, my movement
was limited to swaying 
slightly from side to side. 

Once my "host"
felt I was p
roperly positioned, she went to the foot of the 
bed and began to
slowly undress. She began by unbuttoning her blouse to 
reveal a white
lace bra. Next she pulled down her slacks, all the while, 
staring me
straight in th
e eyes. Next she turned and slowly bent over, 
showing me her big ass
which was barely covered by her white cotton panties.
She slowing began
to pull them down to reveal her huge pillowy ass cheeks.
Turning, she
caught me
 licking my lips and said "like what you see so far?".
I just nodded
and gave her my best lecherous grin. All she said was "good"
as she
climbed onto the bed. Straddling my chest, her pussy was only
a foot
from my face. I
t was covered with a thick thatch of brown hair which
started as a
little trickle of hair at the navel and grew into a dark 
triangle
which disappeared between her meaty thighs. Very slowly and

deliberately, she began to
 play with her pussy. At first just by running 
her fingers through the
hair. Gradually, her fingers began to probe between 
her plump pussy
lips. As she spread them, I could see her prominent pink 
labia and the
bud of h
er swollen clitoris. I was mesmerized by the sight 
and the smell. My
cock was aching as I drooled over the beautiful pussy 
that was being
fingered just inches from my face. She seemed to be 
approaching orgasm
when she 
suddenly stopped teasing her swollen clit and 
spread her pussy wide
with both hands. I was admiring her beautiful pussy 
now fully engorged
and literally dripping with juice when a squirt of hot 
pee hit me
square in the
 face. In all the excitement of being tied up and 
watching my chubby
nurse masturbate, I had completely forgotten that it was 
my sarcastic
comment about watching her pee that begun this adventure. 

After the
initial sh
ock of the first blast of pee, I watched with fascination
and lust as a
beautiful golden stream of pee sprayed out of her hot hairy 
pussy
soaking my face and hair. I tried to position my head so that I could

catch the s
tream in my mouth, but her gyrating hips kept the stream of pee 
criss
crossing my face. I couldn't believe that I actually wanted her to 
pee
in my mouth! 'Want' wasn't the right word, I needed to taste her pee. I

was g
oing crazy with lust! My cock was bobbing uncontrollably and my balls

ached. My mouth was wide open, my tongue extended catching all the hot
pee
I could as the stream moved back and forth across my face. Finally,
she 
st
opped her teasing and aimed the hot spray right into my mouth. I
gulped
down a couple of mouthfuls before she finally stopped. Using the
head of 
the bed for support, she raised herself to her feet and
positioned herself 

so that she was standing over me straddling my crotch. Placing her
hands on 
her hips, she closed her eyes and let go another long stream
of hot pee. 
Since she was not holding her pussy open this time,
instead of a soli
d 
stream, pee sprayed all over. Some sprayed on my chest, but most of
the 
golden liquid dripped straight down on my cock and balls. 

When
her bladder was finally empty, she turned around to show me her
great
big ass. S
he got down on all fours and slowly backed her butt into my face.
I
attempted to lick her pussy, but she repositioned herself so that her
tight
little asshole was pressed against my lips. I had never licked a
women's ass

before, and didn't really know what I should do. I licked it, sucked
it, 
even tried to bury my tongue deep inside it. Apparently I was
doing 
something right as I could hear her moaning softly and she began
to slowly 
gr
ind her pussy against my chest. 

I could feel her hot breath on my
cock and balls as I hungrily licked her
asshole. Occasionally I would
feel her mouth or tongue on my inner thighs
or balls. At first I
thought she was tr
ying to tease me, but I soon realized
that she was lapping up any pee
that remained on my crotch! She was careful
to avoid my cock as I think
she knew that the slightest stimulation would 
make me cum. 

After
several del
icious minutes of ass licking, she tilted her ass slightly,
pulling her
asshole from my lips. Without warning she let go a large fart
right in
my face! The smell was like nothing I had ever experienced. It was 
so
intense
 I felt dizzy and I almost came! She lowered her asshole back to
my
lips and I resumed my tonguing with even greater passion. Several
times
she tilted her hips to position her asshole directly in front of
my nose
to pass 
gas. Each time I would inhale deeply before resuming my tongue
worship
of her ass. After what seemed like hours, she pulled her ass from
my
face and repositioned it about a foot away from my face. Reaching back

with both
 hands she pulled her big ass cheeks wide apart to expose her hot
hairy
pussy and the dark brown asshole I had been sucking so feverishly.
Once
again I saw her tilt her hips slightly, and I watched her little
brown
asshol
e began to open slightly. Too my surprise, no gas rushed out. For 
a
moment I was confused, but then I realized what was happening. She was

going to shit on me! Although I had done things tonight that I never
thought
I w
ould do (and loved them), this was just to much! Her asshole continued
to 
widen and I could begin to see the end of a large turd just inside
the 
opening. She continued to push and I saw the turd slowly begin to
emerge 

from her asshole. All of a sudden, she relaxed and the turd quickly
slipped 
back inside out-of-site. She repeated this several times, each
time exposing
a little more of the turd. As she did this I found myself
beginning
 to feel 
that crazy lust build back up inside of me until I was
actually craning my 
neck and sticking out my tongue in an attempt to
reach her shit! After 
several more teases, she finally pushed several
inches of firm 
brown shit 
out of her ass. It hung from her asshole for a moment and
then dropped to my 
chest. The smell was, well, you can imagine! 

She
continued to push, until 2 more large firm turds lay steaming on my

chest. She 
had shit so close to my face that I was actually able to touch 
the
last turd with my tongue as it fell from her asshole and landed on my

chest.  When she was all done, she said "please clean me up" and once
again
backed
 her big ass into my face. As I feverishly licked and sucked her dirty

asshole, she squirmed excitedly on my chest. I could feel her wet
pussy 
smearing her warm shit all over my neck and chest. I could tell
that she 
wa
s very near orgasm from the twitching of her thigh muscles. Just as she

began to moan, she grabbed my cock roughly in her hand and began to
stroke 
it. With only a few strokes of her hand I was convulsing
beneath her.
I 
had my face buried so deep between her ass cheeks I couldn't even
breath.
I literally went out of my mind! The intensity of my orgasm was
like nothing
I had experienced before or since. I think she orgasmed
too, but I was
 so 
absorbed in the intensity of my own orgasm, that I couldn't tell.
She 
continued to pump my cock until I finally relaxed and let my
tongue slip 
from her gaping asshole. We laid there in a smelly heap
for several
min
utes before she finally crawled off me. She had shit smeared on her

stomach and in her pubic hair as well as a big gob of my cum in her
hair. 
I must have been quite a sight too because she looked down at
me, made a 
fac
e and said "yuk, what a mess!". Grabbing some tissues from the head of

the bed she scooped up most of the shit laying on my neck and chest
and 
then rushed out of the room. She returned in a couple of minutes
wearing 
a 
bathrobe and carrying a pan of soapy water and a towel. Sitting beside
me 
on the bed, she gave me quick but efficient sponge bath. I made no
attempts 
at conversation as I still hadn't regained my composure from
the inte
nsity 
of my orgasm. 

When my sponge bath was complete, she untied my
hands and feet and handed 
me my clothes. Glancing at the clock on the
wall, she said "sorry to poop 
and run, but I've got to hop in the
shower. I'm 
already late for a dinner 
date with friends. Could you be a dear and
let yourself out?". Still a bit
dazed I nodded in agreement, and she
disappeared through the bedroom door.
After I got dressed, I heard the
shower runn
ing in the bathroom, so as 
requested, I let myself out. As I made the
long walk back to the dorm, I 
tried to sort out everything that had
happened. I couldn't believe all the 
sick things I had done, yet I had
loved eve
ry minute of it! This was 
definitely the most exciting sexual
experience I had ever had and I hadn't
kissed her or even seen her
breasts. Hell, I never even asked her her name! 

When I got back to
the dorm, I took a lon
g hot shower, trying to get 
rid of the smell, but no matter how much I
scrubbed, it seemed to linger. 
It was several days before I got over
the shock of what I had done. I kept
thinking that you just don't do
those type
s of things and enjoy them. 

The semester ended and I went home for
the summer. My initial feelings of 
shock and disgust gradually gave
way to lust and the first day of my junior
year I went back to her
apartment. Sweat
y with anticipation I knocked on the
apartment door. Much to my dismay,
I was met at the door by an oriental grad
student. He politely told me
that he had moved in over the summer and had 
never met the previous
tenant.


For the last fifteen years now, I have been watching for her on the
street, 
in bars and shopping malls. But even if I never see her again,
I will never
ever forget the afternoon I spent with my naughty nurse.