LOCKER ROOM LUST
Dear Phantasies:

Last Friday, something happened to me that I feel I must share with you and
your readers. I am a graduate student at an Ivy League school, and with the
workload that entails, I don't usually have the time to go looking for much
adventure. But, this time adventure found me.

My friend Mike and I had just finished playing squash at the gym, and while we
were showering we were discussing whether we should head back to our office and
work on our already-overdue assignments, or whether we should hit the grad
center for a quick beer. It was only about 9:00, but since it was a Friday, the
gym was practically deserted.

As we were toweling off and starting to get dressed, we heard female voices
drifting over the tops of the lockers, from the direction of the door. I
figured that it was just some girls walking past on their way to the pool, and
thought nothing of it. We continued talking and dressing, until a couple
minutes later, we heard hushed female voices and giggles, which sounded like
they were right in the next aisle. We looked at each other, and he gestured for
me to be quiet. We both knew what we were thinking, and we quietly crept around
the end of the lockers to see a group of five girls standing there, all but one
in some state of undress, whispering to each other. From their sweatshirts, we
could tell that they were all pledges from Tri-Delt, known on campus as the
"Look But Don't Touch" sorority.

We quickly ducked back out of site, and hurriedly discussed the situation.
"What do we do?" I asked. Mike's answer was simple and to the point: "We fuck
some babes!" And these girls were babes all right. We quickly pulled our
clothes back off, wrapped towels around our waists, and headed for the next
aisle, where we could still hear the girls. As we rounded the corner, we were
greeted by five muffled screams, as we feigned surprise ourselves. Let me
describe what we saw before us:

As I've mentioned, there were five women there, all extremely hot. At this
point, three of them were completely naked, two of them holding swimsuits and
the third bending over to pull one out of her gym bag, giving me a double
eyeful of one of the hottest, roundest asses I've ever seen. Of the naked
girls, there was a brunette, about 5'5", with a lean, taut figure, small round
breasts, a matching small round ass, and legs that seemed to go on forever. The
other one holding her swimsuit was a very tall blonde, probably close to six
feet tall, with her hair in a single long braid. At a quick guess, I'd say she
went maybe 38-23-35, with large nipples that were already hardening. The girl
bending over was also a blond, of medium height, who had also put her hair in a
braid for swimming. I stood there with my eyes glued to her ass, until she
straightened up and stared straight back at me. She could have been a sister to
the first blonde; she had the same large breasts and slim waist, but her ass
was slightly meatier, curving in a full, sensual arc before merging with her
smooth, deeply tanned thighs. What amazed me most was that her pussy was shaved
absolutely bare! I'd never met a s haved pussy in person before, but hers was
simply gorgeous, and my mouth started watering.

The fourth girl, who was down to a sheer bra and bikini panties, had an exotic,
slightly Asian look about her. She had slightly olive skin, dark brown hair,
and the deepest, darkest eyes I've ever seen. She stood about 5'7", and, like
her friends, had long, gorgeous legs, which ran all the way up to a full,
creamy ass and broad hips. The thing about her that instantly captured my
attention, and held it, was her tits. Although she still wore her bra, it
seemed to be begging for mercy as her breasts tried to sneak out around the
edges. She was easily 44 inches in the bust, with perfectly symmetric breasts
that tipped up invitingly at the nipples. I wondered if Mike would want her for
himself, or whether he'd be a sport and let me have her.

The last girl, who was still fully dressed and looking rather petrified, wasn't
the most beautiful, but because of my tastes, I found her the most appealing.
She was a little redhead (hair braided like the others), barely topping five
feet, with an adorable upturned nose and big green eyes. She was wearing a
rather shapeless warmup suit, but I could tell I wouldn't be disappointed if
she took it off. She clearly wore no bra, and although she wasn't as large as a
couple of the other girls, on a girl her size her breasts were nothing short of
spectacular. I couldn't see much of her legs or ass, but I got the impression
that they packed enough muscle to really set a bed bouncing.

To be fair, I should describe Mike and myself. He's Chinese, with dark hair and
eyes, while I'm a rather dark-complected WASP with brown hair and hazel eyes.
We're both about 5'10", slim, but in good physical condition; not at all the
stereotypical computer dweebs. And of course, considering the scene we were
witnessing, we both had good-sized erections hoisting our towels.

    For a few seconds, we all just stood there, staring at each other, not
saying a word. Then the tallest blonde whispered under her breath, "Shit. We're
fucked now." Little did she know how true those words would become! It was time
to put our plan into action. "You know," I said, "you girls could get into a
whole lot of trouble for being in here. Don't try to tell us it was an
accident, either."

    "Are you going to tell anyone?" the blonde asked, turning her torso so that
her breasts swayed back and forth. The effect was mesmerizing, and I felt
myself stepping toward her, drawn like a snake to a charmer.

    "Well, we're pretty ethical guys," Mike said, picking up the plan where I'd
dropped it. "But, since you probably don't make a habit of this sort of thing,
we're willing to let it slide. Provided you give us a reason to trust you, of
course."

    As he was saying this, Shaved-Pussy had sat down on a bench immediately in
front of him, and had started tugging at his towel. Mike didn't mind, I don't
think, but the Asian girl did. She caught her friend's hand and pulled it away
from Mike, and murmured something that sounded like, "Not so fast, Karen. We
only get to do this once!" To which Karen replied, "That's right, Sindra. Only
once, and I want to get started as soon as possible." At that, Mike and I
exchanged glances; we were beginning to get the impression that there was more
here than met the eye, if that were at all possible.

    Sindra paused for a second, thinking about that, and then seemed to make up
her mind in agreement with Karen. She stepped over the bench and stood directly
in front of me, and raised her hands to the catch of her bra. I held my breath,
and then she unclasped it and let it slide back off of her arms. I almost went
into shock, but I managed to keep cool.

    She stepped forward again, so that her small, hard nipples were brushing
against my chest. "I can tell you like my tits," she said, and pulled me down
to kiss me on the mouth. "What do you think of my ass?" she asked, bending over
and bracing her hands on the bench. "Beautiful," I said, and started running my
hand over her ass and thighs. Sensing no resistance, I slipped my fingers
inside the waistband of her nearly-transparent panties and slid them down to
her ankles, leaving a trail of kisses from her waist across her ass and down to
the backs of her knees. She stepped out of her panties, and turned around to
face me again. Of course, I was still kneeling, so I was right at eye-level
with her thickly furred pussy. Not being one to let opportunity pass by, I
quickly slid my tongue across her plump vaginal lips, and gave a quick nibble
before standing up. It was her turn to get on her knees, as she pulled my towel
off to reveal a throbbing hard-on. She licked her lips quickly and then popped
the head of it in her mouth. Now, I don't claim to be huge, but I generally
prove to be much more than a mouthful for the girls who've blown me in the
past. Sindra surprised me, though, as she easily slid the whole thing down her
throat, sending me straight to heaven.

    As she slid to her knees, I could see what was going on behind her. Mike,
or one of the girls with him, had pulled the curtains closed at the end of the
aisle (I'd always wondered what those were for), and they had him lying down at
the far end of the bench. Karen was straddling his face, and he was eagerly
sucking away at her gorgeous bald cunt, while she stroked her breasts and
pinched her nipples. The other blonde was kneeling at the end of the bench,
leaning over Mike and alternately sucking his cock and rubbing it up and down
between her tits. From the way they glistened, I could tell that Mike had
already gotten his hungry mouth on those big, stiff nipples. While not nearly
as large as Sindra's enormous pair, they were easily large enough to engulf
Mike's cock. She wasn't quite as adept in her oral technique as Sindra, and she
couldn't deep-throat him, but she was eagerly licking up and down his shaft and
slurping his balls in and out of her mouth. Karen was starting to shake, and
she turned her head to moan to the other blonde, "Gina, you've gotta feel this!
After I come, let's switch places and he can eat your pussy, too!" And without
a moment's delay, she began to come. The brunette, who had been standing by and
gently stroking herself, quickly stepped in and grabbed Karen, smothering the
blonde's yelps against her own smallish breasts. Before she had finished
coming, Karen already had started sucking eagerly at her friend's tits, causing
her to join in the general panting and muffled gasps. "Oh, Lauren, thanks,"
said Karen, "the last thing we need is for someone to hear me screaming in
here."

    "My pleasure," said Lauren, the brunette. "You know I love the way you suck
my tits! Ooh yes, nice and hard, like that! Oh, yeah, use your teeth!" While
this was going on, I looked over in the other direction, where the sweet-faced
redhead had withdrawn against one of the lockers. I could see a mixture of fear
and desire in her face, with desire quickly gaining the lead. She was staring
at Sindra, who was still pumping my cock in and out of her amazing mouth, her
equally amazing tits swinging in perfect unison. She finally noticed me looking
at her, and quickly looked away, only to find herself staring straight at the
fabulous foursome of Mike, Gina, Karen, and Lauren. I couldn't help but grin as
she unconsciously started to slide one tiny hand into the waistband of her
warmup pants and started delicately fingering herself.

    Then I heard Gina say, "Karen, Lauren, can we switch now? If he's that
good, you can't be the only one who gets eaten. Lauren, you've gotta try this
cock!" The three girls started to arrange themselves, when Mike quickly sat up.

   "No offense intended," he said, "but if you don't want me to blow my load
right now, you'd better let me take a breather!" Realizing he was right, I
gently pried Sindra's lips off of my prick, which was throbbing and ready to
explode.

   The girls seemed to agree; I guess they wanted to make this last a little
while, too. We all sat down on the benches, gently fondling each other. I had
Gina on my left and Karen on my right, like a matched pair of voluptuous blonde
bookends, and I gently slid a finger into Karen's dripping snatch, as she
sighed and spread her legs further. It's times like this, I thought, that make
me wish I was ambidextrous.

   "So," I said, "this obviously wasn't an accident. You mind telling us what
you're doing here? I mean, everyone knows Tri-Delts don't put out for
*anybody*, and here you are messing with two complete strangers. I mean,
everyone's heard the rumors."

   "What rumors are those?" asked Gina, dipping toward my hard-on and giving it
a quick slurp.   Mike pulled himself away from Lauren's breasts and said, "You
know. That Tri-Delts have to be virgins to pledge, and stay celibate as long as
they're sisters. Some people say you're all lesbians."

   A sweet voice from behind me said, "Well, the reason we're here tonight is
because it's a pledge prank. This is Hell week for us, and the sisters told us
to meet them here for a swim. When they met us out front, they told us we
wouldn't be allowed in the women's locker room tonight. I felt pretty smart,
since I had my suit under my sweats, but when they found that out, they made me
come into the women's locker room and take it off, so I'd have to come in here
to put it back on. I guess they weren't planning on really swimming after all."
I didn't want to interrupt, for fear that she'd stop talking. Her voice was a
perfect fit to her appearance, a barely-hidden aura of powerful sensuality
behind a thin veil of innocence. If I don't get a piece of her tonight, I
thought, I'll swear off women until I do.

    She showed no sign of continuing, until Mike said, "So, what about the rest
of it? And what's your name, anyway?"

    I heard her move away from the locker, and then she walked around the end
of the bench to stand in front of us all. I kept absently fondling Gina and
Karen, but I couldn't take my eyes off the redhead. Even with her clothes on,
my dick was straining toward her like a dowsing rod, seeking all her deep,
moist places.

    She was trying to look at Mike, but I could see that she was trying to
watch what we were all doing to each other at the same time. "I'm Shauna," she
said, "and before you ask, of *course* I'm Irish. Now, I really shouldn't tell
you any of this, but since you've already promised once to keep quiet, I guess
we can trust you. Right?" The other girls nodded, mumbled, and murmured
agreement, as best as they could from their current positions. "Well, the
rumors aren't completely wrong. We don't have to be virgins, although all new
pledges are given a thorough 'oral exam' by the sisters, so we all know who is
and who isn't. And we don't have to be celibate, we just can't have sex with
anyone outside the sorority. And before you say it, no, we're not *all*
lesbians. We're just all real horny, and after too long without a good stiff
prick, your sisters can start looking really good. The house is a lot like an
all-girl sex-club, and initiations like this are so we can prove that we're hot
enough to keep up."

    "Yes, except you had to turn into the bashful baby tonight," Sindra teased.
"I guess you'll just have to live with the next four years knowing what a great
helping of cock you missed."

    Shauna flushed bright red at that, and said, "Bashful? Would a 'bashful
baby' do this?" Suddenly, in three quick movements, she slipped off her
sweatpants, pulled off her top, and swung one leg around my waist, so that she
was sitting on my lap facing me, my cock squeezed tight against the rose-petal
lips of her slit. Strangely enough, the first thing I noticed was that her
flush went all the way down her neck and across the tops of her breasts. The
second thing I noticed was what amazing breasts they were! As I'd suspected,
they weren't as big as Sindra's or Gina's, but a five-foot babe with 36" boobs
is a sight to behold, especially when they're so perfectly shaped. Her pussy
wasn't shaved, like Karen's, but it had been neatly trimmed, so that no hair
would get in my mouth when I ate her. And I was determined that I would. Being
as small as she was, when she sat on my lap her face was even with mine, and
she crushed her mouth against mine, driving her tongue deep into my mouth.
Redheads are supposed to be fiery, but I'd never imagined how strong that
passion could be when it was used for sex!

    By now she had both of those strong, shapely little legs wrapped tight
around my waist, and she was thrusting back and forth, rubbing her clit on the
underside of my dick, while she gently caressed the head with one hand. I was
struck by the thought that I'd love to have her jerk me off like that: her hand
couldn't even fit around my shaft, but with her wet, thrusting pussy helping
out, I thought it'd be great to blow a fountain all over her tits. But not yet,
not for as long as possible. I could hear her pledge-sisters encouraging her,
saying, "Go for it, girl!" and "Pump that man up!" and "Hey, don't finish him
right away!" Fortunately, the five minutes rest I'd had while we were talking
had allowed me to get myself back under control.

    Shauna's attack seemed to have been the bell for round two. Since I was
quite busy at the moment, Gina and Sindra pushed Mike back down into his former
spot on the bench. Gina, who still hadn't gotten her pussy sucked, swung right
into place over his eager mouth. Sindra was apparently the oral fiend of the
group, and she quickly settled herself so that she could suck him off as she'd
been doing to me. Mike's dick isn't quite as thick as mine, but it's a little
longer, and Sindra seemed to take it as a challenge to her "sword-swallowing"
abilities. Not one to leave a good hole unfilled, Mike reached out from
underneath Gina and rammed three fingers into Sindra's snatch. I don't know how
he could keep his concentration, with what the three of them were doing to each
other, but not one of them missed a beat.

    Karen and Lauren, although they were temporarily left without men, didn't
seem too disappointed. Lauren took a couple of towels and laid them out on the
floor, and then lay down on her back on them. "Karen, baby," she said, "how
about a little sisterly sixty-nine?" Karen's only reply was to climb on top or
Lauren's lean frame and bury her gorgeous face in Lauren's equally gorgeous
crotch. Apparently everyone loves Karen's shaved snatch as much as I did,
because from where I sat I could see Lauren eagerly sucking and nibbling at her
clit, while Karen's thick juices ran over her cheeks and chin. The two of them
were noisily gobbling away at each other, and had just gotten into the bucking,
panting orgasmic pre-amble when the horny angel in my lap decided she wanted my
undivided attention.

    Shauna had buried her face against my neck and was beginning to clamp her
teeth down. That, along with the way her body was starting to flush again, left
no doubt that she was about to come, and that it would be quite an event. Her
sweet, tight cunt was absolutely soaked, and the way she was rubbing it up and
down against me was driving me nuts. Should I come with her, or should I try to
save it? She detached herself from my neck, and whispered hoarsely in my ear,
"I'm going to come! Suck my tits and make me come! Suck my tits! Bite them!" I
didn't need to be told twice. All trace of innocence was long gone. The only
thing left of this girl was unbridled lust, and I was wondering whether I'd
live to tell about it. I mashed my face against one breast, and started sucking
and nipping at it. She kept encouraging me to do it harder, until I was sure I
must be causing her incredible pain, but I'd be damned if I was going to deny
this horny wench any pleasure she could possibly ask for. She was using her
legs to slam herself against my cock, and I wrapped my arms around her petite
waist and caught up with her rhythm. Although it sounded like a thunderstorm to
me, I guess we weren't making too much noise, because I could hear Karen,
Lauren, and Gina having orgasms all around us. Then, as Shauna continued to
slam against me like some uncontrollable fucking machine, I heard Gina whisper,
"My god! Look at them! I've never seen anything like it!" In a stage whisper,
she said over my shoulder, "Yes, watch! Watch me come! I want you all to see
how beautiful I am when I come!" The last was smothered as she sunk her teeth
into my shoulder again, and pulled my face even tighter against her breast.
Pressed against her like that, I could feel a vibration starting somewhere down
in her center, and spreading out through her entire body. Knowing what she
wanted, I bit down on her nipple, at the same time lifting her off my lap and
slamming her down, impaled on my cock. I'd never entered a woman that way
before, but it got just the effect I'd hoped for. Although she still had to
keep quiet, I felt an inaudible scream run through her as she began to thrash
wildly, almost knocking us both onto the floor. Her pussy started gushing a
torrent like I'd never seen from a woman before, and I could feel something wet
on my neck. I couldn't tell whether it was saliva or blood, and at that
instant, I didn't care. I came up off the bench and stood there for a second,
both of us frozen, with her arching her back and the muscles of her pussy
clenching around my dick. I knew I'd had it then. I sat back down on the bench,
and started thrusting my cock inside of her, as she whispered in my ear, "Come
all over me! I want to feel your come smearing on my tits!" Well, that was the
last straw, and I started pumping my thick load of hot come. The first couple
spurts went deep inside her, then I pulled out, and leaned her back, spraying
half a dozen thick gobs over her her heaving stomach and breasts. Exhausted as
she was, she eagerly grabbed my cock and pumped the last couple spurts out, and
started smearing the sticky fluids all over herself. With sweat, saliva, and
orgasmic juices, we were both drenched.

   I felt like I was going to collapse when six helpful hands grabbed us, and
we were gently lowered to the floor on either side of the bench. Karen smiled
down at us and said, "You two are such a mess! How are we ever going to get you
clean?" I started to tell her where the washcloth was in my locker, and she
just shook her head and laughed. "Oh no," she said, "we're not letting all that
yummy juice get wiped up on some old washcloth!" The next thing I knew, Lauren
and Gina had started giving me a dual tongue bath, paying special attention to
my crotch and thighs, where Shauna's juices had coursed over me. Karen got down
beside Shauna, who seemed to be dozing, looking as much like a sweet child as
she had before our bout. "Oh, you sweet, delicious baby," Karen whispered, "I
just can't wait to lick your whole body clean, you bite-sized lunatic. " The
five of us on the floor settled down to some good, gentle licking and nibbling,
and finally realized that Mike and Sindra were still going at it.

    They had apparently shifted position a couple of times, and she was now on
all fours on the bench, while he stood behind her, ramming her doggie-style. I
wasn't sure how they'd kept at it this long, but I had a hunch they'd been
waiting until they got an audience. Right now, the rest of us were too tired to
do anything but watch and whisper encouragement, but that was all that they
needed us to do. "Come down closer, " Karen said. She seemed to be recovering
already, and I wondered what she had in mind, but she just went back to gently
licking my drying come off of Shauna's breasts. Sindra crawled down on her
hands and knees until she was right between us all, and Mike followed, burying
his dick in her as if they'd been doing this for years. As they continued to
pump away, the rest of us started reviving, and we would occasio- nally reach
up to stroke our friends. I was fascinated by the way Sindra's massive tits
swung back and forth. I'm sure on a lot of women they would've looked
ludicrous, but on her, they were beautiful. One time, as I reached up to caress
her left breast and roll the nipple between my fingers, I encountered Shauna's
hand going for the other one. We looked at each other from our places on the
floor, and then both got to our knees. Leaning under Sindra, we kissed each
other long and deeply, and then each took one of her breasts in our mouths.
Naturally, we reached across and began fondling each other as well. I couldn't
believe, not five minutes after what we'd just done, we were both acting like
we wanted to do it again. "Oh, Mike," said Karen, "I think you're missing
something. Don't you know why Sindra likes to get up on her knees like that?"

    "What?" said Mike. "I thought we were already doing it!"

    "Uh-uh," Lauren chimed in. "You want to tell him, Sindra, or should we?" I
was starting to get the picture, and from the way Shauna was grinning, this was
one of Sindra's worst-kept secrets.

    "Well, uh, Mike, you see, if you don't mind, I, uh..." Sindra stammered.

    The insatiable Gina pulled her face out of Lauren's pussy and giggled,
"Sindra wants you to fuck her up the ass!" Mike stopped in mid-stroke, stunned
by what he'd just heard.

    "Uh, Mike, you okay?" I asked.

    "Yeah, fine, I think. Sindra, is that really what you want?" His look of
mixed excitement and disbelief couldn't be duplicated by anyone who hadn't had
that proposition made to them. Sindra was blushing furiously, but still managed
a confident nod.

    "And you ought to be good and slick now, Mike," Karen added.

    "Okay, okay," he said. "I get the picture." He pulled his dick out of her,
and positioned it at the tight entrance to her rear. We all stopped to watch as
he asked, "Okay, are you ready?"

    "Yes, I'm ready! Please, do it now!" From her excitement, it was apparent
that Sindra liked this even better than sucking cock, and you know how she was
about that. Mike grabbed her hips, and shoved forward. She gasped, and almost
fell forward, but caught herself in time. She took a second to get acclimated
to the intrusion, and then began the same back-and-forth motion she'd been
using a minute before when he was ramming her cunt. Then Mike started
thrusting, and we could see that they were both headed for orbit. We all
gathered round to watch, entertaining ourselves at the same time. Somehow, my
dick had gotten hard again, and was being shared by Lauren and Shauna. Karen
and Gina were just kissing and stroking everyone, including Mike and Sindra.
Mike was really getting into it now, and he had gotten one finger underneath
Sindra to massage her clit. "I'm going to scream if I don't get something in my
mouth right now!" she gasped.

    "More cock for Sindra!" Gina laughed. She certainly wasn't one to mince
words, but at this point, none of us were being too delicate. Lauren and Shauna
each put one hand on my rear and propelled me toward Sindra's open mouth. I
wasn't sure if this was a safe proposition, but remembering how easily she'd
deep-throated me before, I couldn't resist the temptation. It was even better
than before! With Mike ramming her ass, and me fucking her mouth, and the rest
of the girls licking, sucking, and stroking whatever they could get hold of,
she was quickly approaching a frenzied state.

    Mike looked at me and said, "You almost ready?" I was, and told him so. We
both threw it into high gear, and he began mercilessly pounding Sindra's tight
ass. I pretty much just held still, since he was driving her forward with each
stroke.

    "Come on, everyone, get ready!" Karen said. I had no idea what was
happening now, as Lauren and Shauna got on their knees on either side of
Sindra's face, and Karen and Gina took the same positions by Sindra's behind.
"Facials for everyone, guys!" Karen said. "Share the wealth, let everybody get
some." Now, there are few things prettier than a beautiful woman with a fresh
load of come on her face, and I knew Mike felt the same way, so we had no
complaints. Suddenly, Sindra, Mike, and I all had a massive simultaneous
orgasm. I shot a spurt down her throat, then quickly pulled out, as Shauna
grabbed my pulsing cock and directed the sticky white gobs first onto Sindra's
face, then Lauren's, and finally her own. A few feet away, Mike yanked his dick
out of Sindra's steaming butt and started spraying huge gobs onto Sindra's back
and thighs, and Karen's and Gina's faces.

    As soon as we stopped coming, these five gorgeous, come-soaked women stood
up, thanked us, and began scrambling for their swimsuits. "How long?" Shauna
asked.

    "Almost an hour," Karen replied. "I can't believe we didn't get caught.
Guys, it's been great, and we'd love to do it again sometime, but you know the
rules. So, we've got to go meet the sisters at the pool. Thanks for all your
help."

    "You're going out there like that?" I asked. "You've all got come on your
faces, Sindra's got it running down her legs, Shauna's got it caked on her
tits..."

    "Yes, that's extra credit. It's proof that we didn't just stay in here and
hide for an hour," Karen explained. She made it sound completely logical. By
then all the girls were suited up and running for the entrance to the pool.
Just like that, I thought, one shot and that's it.

    "Come on, Mike," I said. "I think those beers are calling our names. And
you know what? We can never tell anyone about this!" All he did was groan. We
went out and got drunk, and talked between ourselves about the amazing hour in
the deserted locker room, not quite sure whether to believe it ourselves,
except for the fact that I was covered with teeth-marks.

    But you'll be glad to hear, this story does have a happy ending. You see,
as we were leaving the grad center bar that night, we found Shauna and Sindra
waiting for us. It seems that they'd had too much fun in the locker room to
consider giving up men for four years, so they'd depledged. Now, Mike and I are
dating, without a doubt, the two hottest, horniest, most erotic women on this
whole campus. If it weren't for my research, the four of us would probably
never get out of bed, except when we wanted to screw in the shower or on the
kitchen table. The other girls finished Hell week and became Tri-Delt sisters.
I guess they're happy, but they won't talk to any of us, so I can't be sure.

    But one thing I can be sure of: Next fall, Mike and I are going to spend a
lot of Friday nights in the locker room, waiting for the next pledge class to
come by. I don't think Shauna and Sindra will mind.