From mrdouble@you.know.where Tue Jul 22 02:43:39 1997
Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories
Subject: Go Team Go!              by Squire
From: mrdouble@you.know.where (Mr Double)
Date: Tue, 22 Jul 1997 06:43:39 GMT
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Copyright © 1997   Squire.   ALL Rights Reserved.

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Go Team Go!
by Squire, 1996

[Warning:  Adult story, full of sex and passion and silly
goings-on.  If you have any illusions left about cheerleaders,
put this story down and walk away.  Oh, and if you're under-age
or in any way legally prohibited from even imagining sexually
related things .. well, they're gonna arrest you if you read this!
Don't say you haven't been warned.
]

A pretty girl has been making passes at the football team
captain.  He's been enjoying his visit to the distant city, but
the big game is tomorrow and he and his team are supposed to be
relaxing and saving their strength.  Flirting with girls is
_not_ on the training schedule!  Finally, she makes it
tantalizingly plain:  she wants sex with the football hero, and
she wants it now!  And she has a room upstairs in the very same
hotel, with a big bed waiting!

The captain knows he isn't supposed to be having sex the day
before the big game, but the girl is irresistable.  And the soft
hand she's slid up his thigh, the one that's now fondling his
balls, is interesting too!  He looks around the hotel lounge:
none of his teammates or the team coaches are in sight.  Giving
in to temptation, he lets the curvaceous young woman lead him by
the hand to the fire stairs.  Fascinated by the exciting
glimpses of her taut buttocks beneath her short skirt as she
climbs the steps ahead of him, he eagerly follows her to her
suite and into the adjoining bedroom.

The two strip, throwing clothing in every direction.  He grins
at the naked girl, pleased that she seems as anxious to get
fucked as he is to fuck her!  Throwing her down on the bed, he
grins as she eagerly spreads her legs and drops down on top of
her.  Man, this girl is hot, he thinks to himself as he thrusts
himself to the hilt into her hot cunt and begins energetically
stroking away.  It's been a while since he's had sex, so it
doesn't take him long to reach a climax.  The girl's passionate
cries and moans excite him even more, deafening him to
everything but the hot sexy body beneath him.  Yep, there's
nothing like a football groupie for a really hot lay!  He groans
with pleasure, his buttocks jerking as he shoots his sperm deep
into the excited girl's cunt.  Her orgasmic cries mingle with
his own groans as they come together.  Totally absorbed in
fucking the exciting girl, he hasn't heard the bedroom door open
behind him, or the soft step of many tennis-shoed feet.

As he arches his body, eyes closed, jaw clenched, concentrating
on the feel of his hard cock spurting its last jets of come into
her convulsing body, he feels cloth brush his head and naked
back.  Opening his eyes, he gets a glimpse of brightly garbed
figures around the bed, and then the world turns white around
him!  He suddenly finds himself wrapped in a sheet, with a
number of bodies pinning him to the bed.  He tries to struggle,
and manages to climb off the naked body beneath him, but there
are too many of them.  He hears girlish giggles and voices,
feels the soft bulges of female bodies as he tries to break
free, and realizes that whoever his captors are, they're all
girls!  He stops struggling, not wanting to hurt anyone,
suspecting this might be some kind of joke his teammates are
pulling on him.

The unseen figures roll him onto his back and pull his arms up
and out from his body.  Within seconds soft ropes have circled
his wrists, stretching his arms wide and firmly binding them to
the bedframe.  While he tries to pull loose, he feels his legs
spread apart and his ankles are soon secured the same way.

A feminine voice speaks.  "Well, that ought to hold the big
football hero!  Let's get him unwrapped and see just what he
looks like."

Another girlish voice speaks as he feels hands pulling at the
sheet that still partially wraps his body and head.  "Oh, he's
nice!  Good looking, a great body, and a _great_ cock!"

Giggles surround him.  "Doris, you'd think any cock over four
inches long was the best cock in the world.  Well, he's already
fucked you, so you're just going to have to wait your turn."

The sheet finally comes off from over his face and he looks
around in confusion and no little irritation.  He doesn't like
being played with, especially by ..

A dozen girls stand in a semicircle around the bed, all dressed
in the familiar garb of cheerleaders.  Knitted sweaters, striped
pleated skirts, tied ponytails .. but the colors, the letters on
the sweaters .. they aren't _his_ school cheerleaders!  It's the
university he'll be playing against tomorrow!  He notices one
girl out of uniform.  Still naked, she has a leg propped up on a
cushioned chair and is nonchalantly wiping her crotch with a
damp washrag.  It's the girl that took him up here in the first
place, the one he'd already fucked.  She sees him glaring at her
and, smiling delightfully, throws him a kiss.  "Hi, sugar,
remember me?"

One girl steps forward and stares down at the now helpless
football captain.  Her voice is familiar, the one he'd first
heard after they tied him up.  Obviously she's in charge.

"Well, here's what's going to happen, football captain!  I'm the
captain of the cheerleading team.  We figured our football team
wouldn't have any trouble winning tomorrow's game, but we
thought that maybe cheering isn't enough to support our team.  I
mean, we cheer all the time!  Some of the girls thought we
should be doing more than that .. especially when they heard
what a big bad lover you were back at your own campus!

"So we all agreed to do a little extra this game!  We're going
to insure our team wins the game by wearing the opposing team's
captain out."

"Wearing me out?"  The captain asks them, confused.

"That's right, big boy.  We're going to wear you out!  You're
going to fuck each and every one of us!  And if  that doesn't
wear you out, _nothing_ will!"

The captain looks around in confusion, not believing that an
entire cheerleading squad would all agree to have sex with a
football player .. especially one from the opposing team!

The pretty cheerleader continues to explain in her stern voice.

"There's 24 hours until the big game, and we're going to use
that whole time to fuck you over and over again.  You aren't
going to get loose until we turn you loose, but we promise we'll
let you go in time for the game.  Oh, and you'd better not try
yelling or we'll just have to gag you.  And you won't like that
at all."

She boldly smiles at him as she reaches out and fondles his limp
cock.  Her smile grows broader as it stirs at her touch and
begins to grow and harden.

"So why don't you just lie back and enjoy it?  I mean, think
about it.  You'll be the first team captain _ever_ to have
fucked every single girl on the cheerleading squad .. of the
other team!"

He still thinks this is some kind of a joke, but the knots are
not amusing.  There's no way he's getting loose until they cut
him loose.  He can hardly believe all these girls are going to
try to have sex with him!

"Come on, you're bullshitting me.  You girls aren't all going to
fuck me!"

"Oh yes?  Wanna make a bet?"

The leader smiles and pulls off her cheerleader's sweater.  The
captain stares as her full breasts pop into view.  Unfastening
her pleated skirt, she drops it to the floor and stands there,
naked except for her brief school color panties.

"Of course, you won't be able to _tell_ anybody about your
conquests.  We'd deny it, of course.  And some people might not
understand how a big bad football hero let twelve little
cheerleaders tie him up and fuck him silly for twenty four
hours.  Especially right before the big game.  Remember what got
you up here in the first place?"

Doris, still standing naked, waves at him and smiles coyly.

The captain drops his head back on the pillows in frustration.
Christ, what a predicament!  Man, the guys would never believe
this!  And Coach!  Man, Coach would have a fit!  He'd throw him
off the team!

"OK, girls, out of the room and give us a little privacy.  I'll
start this off myself.  This should only take a few minutes, so
have the next girl ready.  Doris, you've already fucked him, so
you'll be last."

With a chorus of giggles, and more than one comment about the
captain's build and manhood, the other girls leave the room.
The almost-naked cheerleader pushes the door closed, pulls her
panties off, and climbs onto the bed.  Her body is trim and
athletic, with small firm breasts and the bush around her cunt
neatly shaven in a bikini cut.  Straddling the helpless captain,
she lowers her body onto his, smiling as his cock slides up into
her already lubricated vagina.

"Oh yes, you feel good.  Nice cock, football captain.  But I'm
not taking the time to come now.  I'm just gonna fuck you until
_you_ come, and turn you over to the others.  I'll come back
when you're ready to last a long time, and have my fun then!"

The captain sighs as the sexy girl starts rocking up and down on
his stiff cock, and thinks to himself.  "Well, like they say,
when rape is inevitable, one might as well lie back and enjoy
it."  Looking at the naked body astride him, he thinks, "This
sure is one sexy girl too!  Besides, how long can it go on?  The
most I ever came in one day was four times.  They can't do any
better than that!"

The uniqueness of the situation and the energetic determination
of the cheerleader fucking him quickly brings the captain to
another climax.  It feels good, buried in the girl's hot
slippery body, and he arches his body to push his cock even
deeper into the girl's hot cunt as he comes inside her.

"Ah, so you liked that, Captain?  Well, you'd better save your
strength."

Rising up, the cheerleader nonchalantly lets his still-hard cock
slide out of her cunt and flop down onto his flat stomach.
Grinning, she leans down and gives him a quick kiss.

"I'll be back to fuck you again, lover, when you're ready to
last longer.  I like a man who can stay hard for a long looong
time!"  Smiling, she brushes the hard nipples of her breasts
across his chest, and then rises from the bed.  Not bothering to
dress, she picks up her clothing, opens the door, and walks with
an exaggerated sway of her naked hips out of the room.  Pausing
in the door, she looks back at the helpless football captain and
blows him a kiss, and walks into the next room.

The captain, transfixed by the sensuous woman, stares at the
open door.  "My god," he thinks, "and I'm going to get to fuck
her again?"

The unusual experience becomes a routine.  One after another,
the cheerleaders come into the bedroom, close the door, bring
him to a full erection (one way or another), and have sex with
him until he climaxes.  For the first few girls, he's more than
willing .. but after six climaxes he's sated, beyond desire, and
wants no more sex.  But they don't quit:  the girls continue to
arouse him, sucking or stroking him until he gets hard again.

Several are hesitant, apologize that they didn't really want to
be part of this plan, but they can't let down the rest of the
girls.  If they don't bring him to a climax, well, the other
girls would just tease them to death for their lack of sex
appeal.

"Geez, come on!  You're plenty sexy!  I'd tell them you fucked
me, that you made me come!  Come on, give me a break, will ya!
Come on, you're going to hurt me if you try to make me come
again!"

He tries to plead with them.  But the girls ignore his pleas for
mercy, for relief, for freedom.  They're dedicated to their
team, and to the challenge of making this big tough football
player come one more time, and a little thing like his protests
aren't going to stop them!  Despite their hesitancy, their
guilty consciences, they show their dedication to their school
and suck or stroke or fuck him to yet another climax.

One girl seems shy.  Closing the door, she sits at the foot of
the bed, making no attempt to undress.

"I don't really want to have sex with you."  She explains in a
soft voice as she looks down at the floor, trying not to stare
at the muscular naked male body spread helplessly beside her.

He stares at her, hoping that the now-agonizing sexual demands
are over.

She continues, turning her head to peek at his groin and the
soft cock nestled in his pubic hair.

"Gee," she says, "I thought you'd be a lot .. you know, bigger
... the way the girls were talking and all."  She can't seem to
keep her eyes off the captain's crotch.

"Well, I _would_ be bigger ordinarily .. but you have to
remember, I've had to fuck your friends about a dozen times!
That's enough to wear anyone out!"

The girl nods.  She starts to reach a hand out to touch his
body, but then nervously jerks it back.

"I have a boyfriend, and I'm worried he might find out.  He'd ..
well, he'd be real unhappy if he heard I'd let somebody else ..
you know .. have sex with me."

The captain is irritated by this time.  Not thinking, wanting to
strike back, he snarls at the shy girl.

"Well, I don't care if you 'have sex with me' or not!"  He
growls.  "I'm going to tell everyone you fucked me like a rabbit
anyway!  Except you probably couldn't get me off anyway!  How do
you like that, Miss Priss?"

The girl frowns angrily at him.  "Well, I was just trying to be
nice!  But you're not nice at all!"

She stares directly at his crotch and, at first hesitantly, and
then more confidently, reaches out and grabs his cock with her
soft hand.

"You must think you're really hot, getting to .. getting to fuck
all these girls!  And you don't think I'm as .. as sexy as them?
Well, you're going to fuck me too, just for that.  So there!
You'll see, I'll get you just as big as any of them!"

Angrily, the girl stands up and strips off her clothes.  The
captain, realizing he's made a stupid mistake, can't help but
stare at the girl.  Her figure is classic, an almost exaggerated
figure-8.  Her crotch, surprisingly, is completely shaven and
her elegant cunt with its swollen labia  fully revealed.  Her
nipples are pink and virginal, rising from the center of two
full upturned breasts.  He's amazed that such a shy hesitant
girl has such a knockout of a body!  She's built to fuck, and
here she's acting like she hardly knows what she's doing.

Biting her lip, the naked girl reaches out again and grasps the
captain's cock.

"I'm going to make you hard, and then I'm going to make you come
inside me!  I'll show you who's Miss Priss!  I can fuck you just
as well as any of those other girls!"

She begins rapidly stroking the captain's cock, but he's not
responding particularly well.

"Oh .. drat!"  She stamps her foot in irritation, her naked
breasts bouncing up and down.  Then she bends over the side of
the bed, her full breasts dangling as she leans down over his
crotch.  Awkwardly she holds his half-hard cock in both hands
and slides her soft lips down over him.  As he becomes slippery
from her saliva, she starts stroking her soft mouth up and down
his shaft, sucking and licking each time only the head remains
in her mouth.

"I wish I were better at this," she mumbles to herself as she
lifts her head away from his hardening cock.  "I think I have
the angle wrong."

Moving around, she straddles his chest with her legs so her full
buttocks are almost in his face.  Leaning back over, she slides
his cock back into her mouth.  "Yes, that's much better.  It
_was_ the  angle." she mutters.

With a contented sigh, she slides her mouth completely down over
him, taking his stiffening member completely into her mouth and
down her throat.  Now her head moves even more, each long stroke
sliding her squeezing lips from the very tip of his cock down to
the curly hair at its base.

Her inexperience is obvious to the captain, but her natural
cock-sucking abilities are awesome!  He finds himself becoming
stimulated by her mouth and her voluptuous body, her cleanly
shaven cunt shoved almost into his face.  He can't help but
wonder, how can a girl with a body like that be so
inexperienced!

Despite his exhaustion, his cock is soon at a full hard
erection.  The shy girl raises her head from his cock and looks
back to catch the captain's eye.  Her full red lips are shiny
with saliva and pre-cum, her eyes are glowing with excitement,
her face flushed.  Her nipples are firm and hard, her cunt lips
swollen and shining with lubrication.  She's excited and now
eager for the sex she had at first considered trying to avoid.

"I'll show them I can fuck you better than anyone, you stupid
football captain!"

Climbing off him, she turns around and straddles his hips,
facing him.  Reaching down, she grasps his long hard cock with
one hand and slides him up inside her, a moan of pleasure
escaping her full lips as she settles down on his hips.  Then
with an eager enthusiasm, she begins bouncing up and down on the
bed, lifting herself up and down with strong legs.  The momentum
gets the football player's helpless body bouncing beneath her
and she soon has his cock moving in a full-length stroke in and
out of her eager cunt.

In minutes she quivers and convulses in an orgasm, clutching her
breasts and rolling her hard nipples in her fingers, her head
thrown back as a cry of pleasure escapes her mouth.  Slumping
forward, she opens her eyes and looks down at the football
player.

"You made me come!"  she mutters, licking her lips with
excitement.  "I had to suck your cock, and then I had to fuck
you, and now you made me come!  Well, you're going to pay for
that!"

She begins bouncing up and down again, her eyes locked on the
captain's as she continues to excite him.  He can feel her
vagina squeezing on the shaft of his cock as she continues to
rock and bounce on him.  The agonizing, exquisite sensation of
yet another climax starts to build in his groin, and he wonders
in desperation where his body is finding all the come to shoot
inside these girls.  Closing his eyes, he concentrates on the
sensations, trying to force himself to come again and get it
over with.  In a matter of minutes, the woman riding him feels
his cock as it swells inside her, pulsing with each spasm of his
climax.

"Yesssss," she hisses.  Then with several hard motions, she
rocks her clitoris down against his pelvic bone and brings
herself to her second orgasm.  Shuddering, she pushes down
against him, her head slumped forward as she loses herself in
the  wondrous sensation of a second orgasm.

She holds that pose for a minute or so, eyes closed and head
down, cunt relaxed as the captain's cock shrinks from inside
her.  Then she rises from the naked man's body.  Slowly she
dresses, looking in the distance, ignoring the man she's just
fucked.  Saying nothing, her back straight and proud, she walks
to the door, opens it, and walks into the outside room.

The captain can hear female voices in the next room.  "Well,
what do you know!  Virginia, we didn't think you had it in you!
You're a _real_ cheerleader now!"

The captain tries to get his breath.  God, that was stupid.  If
he'd kept his big mouth shut, he might not have had to fuck her.
Yet, that might have been the most exciting woman he's ever met
in his life!  My god, what a body!  And her mouth, he _never_
had anyone deepthroat him like that!  And that cunt of hers!  It
squeezed him like a fist!  And what, she came twice in maybe
five minutes?  God, if he weren't so absolutely totally sick of
sex, he'd almost like to fuck her again!   Groaning, he shakes
his head in amazement, hardly believing what's happening.  He
thinks to himself, what else can possibly happen?

Two new cheerleaders, one brunette and one redheaded, come in
and close the door behind them.  The captain looks at them
sullenly.

"Oh?  So I have to fuck two of you at once now?  Sorry, girls,
only one cock, and that's about worn out!"

The brunette looks down at him coldly.

"How embarrassing," she sneers, "the big tough football star
being raped by the opposing team's entire cheerleading squad!
Why, that's worse than getting beaten in a game!  I can see it
in the headlines now!"

She exchanges smirks with her friend, and turns back to him
scornfully.  "So we know you aren't going to be telling _anyone_
what happened here today!  Which means we can do anything we
want!"

The captain flinches at the ominous words.  He hadn't really
felt _helpless_ until now, under the stare of the two new girls.

They smile at one another, and the brunette reaches over and
softly kisses the other on the lips.  The captain stares at them
speechlessly!  He certainly didn't expect this!

Turning back to the captain, the redhead explains in a more
friendly tone.

"You see, we aren't really interested in fucking any big macho
football captain.  We really prefer one another, don't you know?
But we didn't manage to get each other as roommates this trip,
so we haven't had any fun at all!"

The two girls start stripping, their eyes fixed on each other's
bodies as they undress, ignoring the naked man on the bed.

"But we figured we could use the privacy ourselves, right?  And
you won't be telling anyone.  Hope you don't mind sharing the
bed, tiger!"

The captain lies there while the two girls have sex in the bed
right beside him.  Despite his exhaustion in all things sexual,
he can't help but watch with interest as the two girls pleasure
one another with mouths and hands.  He even finds himself making
some mental notes of techniques that might be useful in the
future.

The brunette lifts her head from her girlfriend's crotch, where
she's been giving her friend a few friendly post-orgasmic
nuzzles.

"Oh, look, the football player has gotten a hard-on!  Gee, guy,
we thought you'd have had enough of sex for one day!  Does
watching two women make love turn you on?"

"Well, yeah," the captain responds.  "I've never seen that
before.  You two are really hot!  And great bodies too.  I can
see how a guy could learn a lot from someone like you!"  He
smiles at them, hoping that perhaps flattery will make allies of
them and perhaps they'll release him.

"Why thanks!  You don't have a bad body yourself, for a man, I
mean."

The two women sit up on the bed.  They both look over the
football players muscular body and grin at one another.

"Tell you what, you're such a nice guy and all, we're gonna do
you a special favor!  One we wouldn't do anybody else, really!"

They exchange grins again.

"We're gonna let you fuck us both!"

The captain drops his head back on the pillow and groans.  The
bed shifts and he feels once again the now familiar feel of a
warm slippery cunt sliding down over his cock.  The redhead
comes up and straddles his face, dropping her neatly trimmed
cunt down on his mouth.  She's a natural redhead, he notices,
before his eyes are covered and he almost smothers in her hot
wet cunt.

"Come on, honey!  Get me good and excited and I just might let
my friend finish me off instead of making _you_ fuck me!"

A half hour later the football captain is still bound on the
bed, even further drained.  She'd lied, of course.  The brunette
had fucked him to a climax while he tried to pleasure the
redhead sitting on his face.  And then, even though she'd
obviously had several orgasms from his stimulating tongue and
lips, she used her hands and mouth to bring him back to an
erection again!  And then the brunette stuck a finger up his ass
to stimulate him even further until he finally came again in the
redhead's demanding cunt.  The two women made it painfully
obvious to the helpless football captain that while their
preferences were for each other, they certainly weren't adverse
to enjoying a man's cock.

And even after he'd come, they continued to enjoy their control
over him.  They taunted him for a long time, the brunette
wiggling the finger she left up his ass, while the redhead
sucked and stroked his cock.   Much to his surprise, the two of
them managed to get him half hard again!

Smiling, they rise from the bed.  "There you go, all nice and
hard for the next girl.  Not bad, Captain, you weren't a bad
fuck at all!"

Each bends over and gives him a long soft kiss, stroking her
hand down his body, while the other dresses.

"Maybe we'll see you again, football captain!  Although I don't
think you're good for many more climaxes."  They laugh, give
each other a tender kiss, and leave the room, leaving the
captain alone with his irrepressible erection..

The captain groans in exhaustion.  Oh god, raped by two
lesbians!  They're right though:  he'll certainly not be telling
anyone about them or what they did .. to each other or to him!

During the 24 hours the cheerleading squad keeps him, they
permit him little sleeep, with one girl after another coming in
to excite and pleasure him until he climaxes.  He catnaps,
waking up to find another mouth sucking him or another naked
body straddling his hips, riding his cock.

Periodically naked girls hand-feed him pieces of sandwiches and
pizza, and give him soda or water when he asks for it.  The
captain thinks of the steak dinners his football team is
enjoying, but greedily eats anything the taunting girls
condescend to feed him.  One cheerleader, alone with him for her
turn, masturbates herself with a banana, hoping the visual
stimulation will get him excited.  She's right:  to his great
surprise his body responds with yet another erection.
Substituting his cock for the banana, she brings him to yet
another now-painful climax, riding him hard until she reaches
her own orgasm, and then finishing him with an expert mouth.
Then she carefully peels the banana and feeds it to him, smiling
in triumph.

He finally has to urinate.  He puts it off as long as he can,
but finally has to explain to the girl trying to get him hard
that there was no way he's going to get an erection until they
let him take a piss.

The girl wraps a towel around her naked body and goes into the
next room.  A second girl comes in, explains she's a  nursing
student, and helping male patients urinate is nothing new to
her.  She uses an improvised bedpan to help the football captain
relieve himself, and then carefully sponges his balls and cock
clean again.

"I guess you don't remember me?  I fucked you about six hours
ago.  You looked so sweet, sleeping there.  I almost didn't have
the heart to wake you."  She smiles at the helpless captain and
gives his cock and balls a last wipe with the cloth.  Moving to
the head of the bed, she gives him a long lingering kiss, waves,
and sways out of the room.

The first girl returns again.  Dropping the towel, she displays
her full body to him again.  "You didn't think I'd forget you,
did you?"  Kneeling over his groin, she enthusiastically starts
sucking him to a full erection again.

The stream of demanding girls seems never-ending.  Awake,
asleep, mouths and fondling hands and hot clutching cunts all
merge into a confusion of sex.  He's lost count of the number of
climaxes he's had, and is absolutely amazed each time when the
dedicated cheerleaders manage to bring him to another.  The
drapes are closed, the room always lit.  He's lost all sense of
time and doesn't know if it's day or  night.  His life seems to
be narrowed down to just one demanding cunt or mouth after
another.


He awakens from an exhausted nap to find himself untied and the
room empty.  Quickly dressing, he drags his exhausted body
upstairs to his own floor where the team is getting ready for
the game.

"Hey, glad you made it back!  Is your mom OK?"

"My mom?"

"Yeah, we got a message that you had to go home, that your mom
was sick.  Is she OK?"

"Oh .. yeah, she's fine."  The captain is confused, but doesn't
know what else to say.  Someone has somehow covered for him,
explaining his 24-hour absence.

"Well, come on, the bus is downstairs."

The exhausted captain gathers what little energy he has left and
follows his excited team members down to the waiting bus.  He
can't let the team down, but he doesn't know how he's going to
find the strength for football.

In full uniform, standing on the sideline of the green football
field, he tries to prepare himself mentally and physically for
the demanding game.  While he stands there, one of his own
cheerleaders dashes over to him and whispers in his ear.

"We heard what they did to you.  So we did the same thing to
_their_ captain!"

The pretty cheerleader gives him a quick smile, and dashes back
to the cheerleading team.  His mouth open, he stares at the
crowd of pretty girls.  They all smile and wave at him, and then
turn back to the crowd to begin another cheer.

The captain smiles to himself.  Well, well, well .. that levels
the playing field.

The two captains are called out to the center of the field for
the coin toss.  The official flips, the captain calls and wins.
As the official turns and walks away, the captain reaches out to
shake his opponent's hand.  Looking around, he insures they're
momentarily alone in the middle of the field.  Holding the other
football player's hand in a firm grip, the captain looks down.
Yes, there it is:  a rope burn around the other player's wrist,
just like the one around his own.  Locking eyes with the other
captain, he demands in a low voice, "Fucked any cheerleaders
lately?"

The other player looks at him with a startled expression, which
quickly changes to suspicion.  His face looks tired inside his
helmet, dark bags under his eyes.

"Yeah, I guess so."

The captain demands again, "How about maybe a dozen of them?"

The other player grudgingly admits, "Yeah, I guess so."

The captain grins.  "Me too!  I hope your ass is dragging half
as bad as mine!  Those goddamned cheerleaders!"

The other captain returns his grin.  "Yeah, shit .. I'm about
ready to die!  Goddamned fucking cheerleaders!  Damn, never
thought I'd hear myself saying that!"

A quick shake and the two players return to their sides.

The captain's coach grabs him.  "What was all _that_ bullshit
about?  We're here to win a football game, not have
conversations!"

"Well, Coach, I heard his mother was sick too.  I wanted to make
sure he was ready for the game."

The coach stares at his normally tough, "take no prisoners" team
captain for a second in amazement.

"Well, Jones, you're a pretty good sport and a real softie.  I
guess that's OK.  Now get out there and kick his ass!"

"You got it, Coach!"  The captain turns away with a growl,
trying not to show his almost total exhaustion.  This is gonna
be one long game, he thinks to himself.  Oh shit, and his
offensive team is first on the field!






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