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                               Two is 'company'
                 "...And four is just COMPLETELY OUT OF HAND"


Our parties are usually nothing to be laughed at and this one turned out to be
no exception.

We didn't have as many people as we expected but we did get the 'core' group
of people together so we had a quality party rather than a quantity party.  On
the whole, it was a WONDERFUL occasion.  Steve, as usual, brought a gorgeous
woman along to introduce to the crowd.

Shelly was incredibly cute.  A little short, 5'4" or so, and a little heavy,
but, for some reason I was immediately attracted to her.  I walked over to
Steve and whispered in his ear

"Who's the babe?"

"Oh, don't know you Shelly?" he said with mock surprise.  "Shelly, this is
kurt, kurt this is Shelly"

"Hi, I'm Kurt, nice to meet you."

"We usually call him 'Speedy'"

"Hey, buddy, I don't need any more of your shit tonight."

"Well its true" he said with a grin.

"Yeah, well..." It wasn't worth trying to salvage a good first impression with
him around.  I decided I would try a little later.

"Im Shelly...We met before a couple months ago in Chicago", she said, offering
me her hand.

A woman as physically pleasing as this I would have remembered...and I know I
wasn't THAT drunk.

"I was with Steve and you were with...what was here name?" she said to Steve.

"Who, his squeeze toy...that was Karen"

"Steve, give me a break...its been a long day and I cannot defend myself again
this barrage"

"Ok, Ill give you a little breathing room."

"Nice to meet you, Shelly, I think Im going to wander about the party and see
if everyone is having a good time"

"Ok, nice meeting you again"

They turned back to their conversation and I slipped away through the crowd
with my tail neatly tucked between my legs.

The night progressed quite nicely.  The music was kept at a good level and
there were people dancing, which is always a good thing at a party, and
everyone was having a good time.

After an hour or so of "socializing" I decided that it was time for me to
return and make another attempt and enticing Shelly.

I returned to the kitchen, which, by this time, had gotten intolerably
warm...with the punch and all other drinkables being located there it was no
wonder everyone chose to congregate in that room.

"Its much cooler on the front porch," I whispered into her ear as I walked up
behind her and put my arms around her waist.  "And a little quieter and more
conducive to conversations rather than yelling matches"

She leaned her head back onto my shoulder and smiled.  "Sure, let me get some
water first"

Cute AND friendly, how can this be?  I couldn't belive it.

I escorted her through the crowd of dancing people and out the front door.  We
sat on the railing which surrounds the porch.

"So, what have you been doing with yourself these days?  I haven't seen you
since...wow, back in January.  Whats's new in your life", I said, trying to
get the conversation off to a good start.

"Not much.  I've been hanging around with Steve...going to school...working.
You know, the normal boring stuff."

"Yeah, I've been working myself.  Haven't been in school but I'm trying to
work my way up to it again."  I paused for a short while to reposition myself
and she stood up.

"Leaving me??  So soon??"  I asked, with a mock pained expression on my face.

"No,  wanted to turn around and stretch my legs"

She turned around to face away from me, straddled the railing and reseated
herself.

"Comfortable?"

"Yes.  Go on, you were saying..."

She leaned into me as I lightly lifted up her shoulder-length hair and began
to gently massage her neck and shoulders.

"Thank you," She said.

"You are ALWAYS welcome to this."

She sighed and bent her head forward to allow for a better position for my
hands.

"Well, as I was saying...Whats with you and Steve?"

She tensed as my poorly worded question rolled from my tongue.  "I don't know.
We have been..."  She looked up, glanced quickly around and continued
"...hanging out together for a while but nothing else going on...we are good
friends."

Sigh, I thought to myself.  'Just good friends' doesn't cause a reaction like
that.  The eyes may be able to fool me, but the back muscles will NEVER lie.

I decided to let it go for now.  Hell, I was making progress right here and
now, I didn't have time to think about Steve's indecision.

"Sorry, didn't mean to bring up a bad topic" I said, and leaned forward to
give her a long hung.  Again she leaned against me and hugged my hands and
arms closer to her body.

"That's ok.  Its not that bad of a topic.  Just a little touchy about it."

"Why?"

"Well, here I am sitting in your arms talking about Steve...  Doesn't that
make you a little nervous?"

"No, Steve is a good friend.  We share everything....EVERYTHING", I said
giving her a little squeeze for emphasis.

"Yeah, right."

"No, really, didn't he tell you"

"No, he didn't"

"Ok, well I'm just joking."

"I thought so," She giggled.  "I feel so comfortable being with you," she
said, turning around to stare me in the eyes"

DAMN, the words I certainly didn't wanna hear right now.  Comfort isnt what
I'm shooting for...Im looking for 'oh, kurt, you make be feel so HOT and
HORNY' or 'oh, kurt, I wanna gobble you up'...not...comfortable.  Your brother
makes you feel comfortable.  I could feel the flames rising up to strike me
down.

"Dis'd in the Malibu", I whispered, more as an uncontrolled verbalization than
for anyone's ears.

"Hmmm," she quipped.

"Sorry, nothing.  Just talking to myself...wanna join in the conversation?"

"I thought I was already part of the conversation," she said, with a slightly
confused look on her face.

"You are, hon.  Just thinking about...things.  I mean, I want you to feel
comfortable around me, but that isn't really what I was looking for...if you
know what I mean."

"Yes, I know what you mean, and I wish you hadn't said that."

STRIKE TWO --  I gotta learn to talk from the heart and not from the balls or
booze.  This one is gonna hurt!

"Why not," I asked, trying hard to salvage what little bit of decency that was
left in this conversation.

"Well, I was kinda thinking the same thing.  You seem like a really nice guy
and all, you actually seem interested in what >I< think and want AND you give
good massages..." That last bit threw me. I hadn't realized that I had not
stopped rubbing her neck and shoulders.  "...but I feel a little uncomfortable
about having Steve around"

"How about this," I said, as I stopped massaging her temples.  "I'm going to
get back to the party.  I really don't want to cause you any discomfort about
Steve and I certainly do not wish to screw up any chance you have with Steve
of having a relationship.  Maybe some other time we could do something about
these urges of yours...little girl"  I said, rubbing the inside of her leg
just above the knee.

"SIGH...I'll see you later then."

The party began to slowly die down after a couple hours and people began to
wander home.

"Ummm, can I get one of you to give me a ride home"  Mike asked, his speech
only slightly slurred.

"Jesus, man, what the HELL did you do to yourself"

"Jim and I had a contest to see who could drink the most punch...Jim lost"

"Barely, it seems.  Sure, I'll give you a ride home, big man" I said.

"Mind if I tag along," Shelly asked.

"Nah, I would enjoy the company, Im really tired"

"Me too, lets go," interrupted Mike who was already walking towards the
street.

"My car is this way, Mike"

"I knew that"

We poured Mike into the car, drove him to his apartment on the other side of
town, and sloshed him out again.  I watched as he nimbly crept his way up the
stairs, around the sleeping cat, and into the apartment.

"SAFE!  Another satisfied customer of M.Y. Taxi service."

"Do this often?"

"No, not really, I'm usually the one in the back seat being sloshed around.
Hey, thanks for coming along."

"No problem, there wasn't anything going on back at the house and I needed the
fresh air."

"Good deal"  I said, pulling out of the drive way and slowly heading back
home.

We laughed and talked for nearly an hour on the way home.  I stopped a couple
times and showed her some of the more interesting buildings in the down town
area, we wandered through the pre-dawn lighted residential district and looked
at all of the "neat" houses and then finally meandered back in the general
direction of home.

"Thanks for the tour..." she said, giving me a long hug.

"Never a problem.  I'm going to crash...care to join me?"

A grin crept across her face and I realized how she had twisted my innocent
statement.  "Sure, I need the sleep".

We quietly climbed the stairs to my room.  Soft snoring could be heard from
Steve, who, in his infinite stupidity, decided to sleep on the floor instead
of in my bed like I had told him.

"Why don't we wake Steve up, and you two take the bed" I asked.

"We would never wake him up, he sleeps like a rock"

I knew this, but I didn't want to suggest the only viable alternative.

"Ok, how about I sleep on the floor and you take the bed" I said.

"We could just share the bed, but I want to sleep in the side closest to
Steve"

Great, I get her into bed and she is thinking of Steve...Oh well, it just
wasn't meant to be.

I fumbled around my room for a few minutes searching for a couple blankets.
Once found, I had to decide on what I was going to wear to bed. I couldn't
sleep in the nude, like I usually do, and I certainly didn't wanna wear what I
had on so I settled for a pair of shorts and a T-shirt.

She had already snuggled down into the bed so I wished her a good night and
moved to the far side of the bed and went to sleep.

I woke up a couple minutes later to find the AC frosted up and making all the
noise in the world (this is nothing new.  With more than one person adding to
the moisture level of the room, the coils were bound to freeze up) so I leaned
up and turned it off.  The cessation of the noise must have woken her up
because she began grasping her blanket closer to her and huddling up into a
ball.

"Kwit yer fakin'", I whispered into her ear.  "It isn't THAT cold. Here, take
this"

I draped the comforter I have been using over her body.

"Thank you," she said, as she snuggled down to resume her sleep. "Aren't you
cold?"

"No, I'll be alright"

"No, come on, share"

Right about then I realized that she had this fetish for "sharing" things.
"Just maybe," I thought to myself.

"Ok".

I stuck my feet under the comforter and settled down to go back to sleep.

"No, get on under here"

"I'm fine, really"

"You're going to freeze, get under the blanket"

I got under the cover behind her, making sure to keep a respectable distance
from her body.

I know I have a problem cuddling.  I like to, ALL the time and have been known
to, in the middle of night, while still sleeping, seek out my bed partner so I
could cuddle with them.  Knowing this, I tried VERY hard not to go to sleep
but the party had taken its toll on me and I slowly, reluctantly, drifted back
into slumber.

I awoke again with her snuggled tightly against my body and my arm draped
around her midsection.

"Sorry," I said weakly, drawing my arm away from her.

She squirmed and pressed herself, as if possible, closer to me.  I felt her
hand grab mine and pull it back to her chest.

I moaned, which sounded more like a grumble, embraced her and closed my eyes
and tried to go back to sleep.  Cuddling with ANYONE is certainly better than
holding onto your pillow.

Her chest rose and fell in time with my own breathing and I found it very hard
to concentrate on sleep.  As I lay there I could hear her breathing
quickening.  I moved my thumb and brushed her soft breast through her shirt
and sport bra.

'Ok, she is awake', I thought to myself as I heard her let out a sigh.

"Good morning," I whispered into her ear while continuing the stroking of her
breasts.

"Hi," she replied sheepishly and rolled onto her back.

"Am I keeping you awake?"

"Oh no...I'm not sleepy anymore."

"Well, do you mind if I try to grab a couple more minutes of sleep?"

"No, go ahead," She said, turning around so I could reposition myself behind
her.

After several long minutes, sleep did not come.

I decided to see if she had fallen asleep by brushing her already erect nipple
with the back of my hand.

"You are supposed to be sleeping" she said in a low voice.

"I tried, but it didn't work.  It must be the company"

"If you would stop rubbing my nipple like that I will stop squirming and
keeping you awake," and for emphasis, she pressed her ass against my crotch
and began to slowly gyrate.

I quickly removed my hand from her breast and began tickling her stomach.  I
learned a long time ago that whenever you are losing a battle of control with
someone...CHEAT.

She let out a little yelp and spun around to face me.

"That wasn't fair", she said as she grabbed at my hands, trying to stop me
from my continued assault.

"So what's your point?  'All's fair in love, war, and pure lust'"

"If you say so," with that the threw her left leg over my body and pinned me
to the bed.

"Wait a minute.  NOW who is cheating?"

"I am..."

She began her slow gyrations again.  I was sure should could feel my erection
bulging through my shorts but she kept grinding away.

I pulled her body down to me, hoping, praying that she would stop.

"Please stop," I whispered into her ear.

"Why?"

"Because I'm hornier than hell, its morning, Steve, the guy you came here
with, is asleep on my floor NEXT TO THIS BED, and you are making me want to
flip you over and make very long slow lust to you."

"Then do it," she said, rolling onto her back and into the middle of the bed.

I positioned myself between her widely spread legs and again began to whisper
in her ear.

"This is wrong," I said, accentuating my statement with a kiss to her chin.

"What if he wakes up," a kiss to her left cheek.

She moaned a weak response as I trailed kisses down her neck to her breasts.
Her nipples stood firm even through her shirt and I bit her softly there and
continued down her body.

Her back arched as I began lifting her shirt slowly up her body.  I removed
her bra and planted wet kisses on her soft breasts.

"Oh God, that feels good" she blurted out.

I stopped kissing her and whispered to her to be quiet.

"I can't help it.  That feels wonderful"

"Shhh...if Steve wakes up..."

"He won't.  He sleeps like a rock.  He's never ready to go in the mornings and
that's when I am at my horniest"

"Me too," I said, quickly returning my attention to her nipples.

Trailing wet kisses all the way, I began my trek down her body to her pubes.

I teased her blood engorged labia with my fingers as I pressed my tongue deep
into her cunt.  I spread her lips apart slightly so I could see her clit...the
target of my passion...and began applying light pressure there with my thumb
and gently licking with my tongue.  I could feel her nearing her orgasm.

If she screamed, I certainly didn't hear it.  Her legs clamped tightly around
my ears as she entered into her first orgasm.  She released my head and
shuddered to a slow orgasmic halt.  I took one last long lick of her very wet
vagina and moved up her body.

"Kiss me," I said.

She leaned up and kissed me.  He lips yielded slowly to my probing and she
began to suck hungrily at my tongue as it entered he mouth.

"Is that what I taste like?" she said, breaking our kiss and licking her lips.

"Yes, that's you, hon.  Does it taste as good to you as it does to me?"

"I think so.  Its kinda sweet with a light 'tang' to it."

She was right.  I had never tasted such an interesting woman before.

I presented her my finger which she hungrily licked into her mouth and teased
as if to promise what was to come.  I removed my now wet finger from her mouth
and trailed it down the center of her body. Stopping just short of her pubic
hair, I turned to see her with her head tilted backwards and a large grin on
her face.

"Want more?" I asked quietly, as I began gently massaging her clitoris again.

"I want to feel you inside of me"

I eased over to the night stand and got out a condom.  Better safe than sorry,
I always say.

"Are you sure about this...I mean, with Steve and all..." I asked, still
holding the condom package tightly in the palm of my hand.

"I'm horny NOW and he won't be awake til sometime after noon and even then he
wont want to do anything."

I tore the foil wrapper open and flung it to the floor.  I slipped the now
warm condom over my penis and positioned myself above her.

I kissed her softly as I slowly entered her body.  She arched her back sharply
and widened her legs as I continued the slow descent of my pelvis.

She gave a contented grunt when our pubes met and began rocking from side to
side.

"How does that feel?"

"Oh god that feels good.  Stay there for just a couple more seconds"

She slowly increased her speed and began to buck against me while I tried to
hold still.  I felt her muscles contract around my cock and rhythmically being
stroking its shaft like tiny bands, massaging me.

She let out a sigh as she reached another orgasmic-plateau and stopped her
rocking.

"If you had waited a couple minutes I could have joined you in that one," I
said, a little hurt that she went on without me.

"That just makes the next one so much better..."

I slowly pulled out of her and just as slowly re-entered. She moaned her
enjoyment into my ear as I picked up the pace.

"Shhh..." I said to her as she began to get louder with her moans.

"Ung...I cant help it.  Oh god, Im going..."

I pressed my mouth against her lips to stifle her screams and continued to
piston myself in and out of her wet cunt.  I could feel my orgasm building as
she, in her orgasmic throes, wiggled and shook beneath me.

"Can I come now?" I asked

"Yes!  Oh god, Yes"

I lifted myself up on my hands and began to slowly tease her cunt with cock
with deep circular strokes.  Her ankles crossed at the small of my back and
pressed me deeper into her.  I felt her tense again and I knew she was ready
for another orgasm.  I began moving faster, in and out of her and my orgasm
burst forth.

My condom-covered cock flopped limply to my stomach when I laid down next to
her.  I stroked her matted hair and kissed her softly on the forehead.

"That was wonderful.  Thank you" I said to her, and I began to lick the sweat
from her brow.

"I should be the one to thank you.  That felt great."

"And I should thank you both for keeping me awake for the last hour or so"

"Uh Oh" we said in unison, turning to see Steve kneeling at the edge of the
bed.