From bronwensm@writehand.clara.net Wed Jul 16 08:02:18 1997
Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories
Subject: ASS: "Sam's Bad Day" REDRAFT (humor, fisting, incest, oral, f/f, M/fff+)
From: bronwensm@writehand.clara.net
Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 12:02:18 GMT
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WARNING: This is adult reading material. If you aren't, don't!
(c) BronwenSM 1997. Not to be used without permission.

N.B. Extra to the normal "Ohmigod don't read this if you're under 45
and child-free or you'll go blind and I'll get sued" warning, I ought
to point out that this tale of an all-American family was written by
the female equivalent of Hugh Grant. Since my first draft, Uther
Pendragon has kindly corrected some of the worst mistakes but it's
still not v. apple pie. If busboy thought I made a pretty unconvincing
job of writing in English he won't believe how crap I am in American!
<grin>

But what the heck? Let's be internationalist... And let's imagine what
would happen if spammers had to live with their spam...


                                --- "Sam's Bad Day" ---
                      (humor, fisting, incest, oral, f/f, M/fff+)


                                     by BronwenSM

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Sam should have known trouble was brewing. As his assistant passed him
his first coffee of the day she had turned away, covering her mouth
with her hand.

"What's up?" he asked with some concern. She was a grey-haired,
motherly soul who had been with him a while now. "Nothing, Sam. Just
sperm-berping," she'd muttered......

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He was looking forward to going home. It had been a long day. Working
for Fuck, Suck & Spankem paid well, but was monotonous. He hadn't gone
to college to spend his days thinking up new ways to get round
newsgroup filters. It was hot in the city, and worst of all his car
was at the body shop after a dumb fender bender in the parking lot.

So tonight it was a cab to the station, catch the train, and then his
wife, Mary-Beth, would meet him at the other end.

Down in the elevator, out through the air-conditioned lobby and the
glass doors into the sticky heat. Goddamn cab wouldn't have any air
conditioning if he knew anything about it.

He hailed one without trouble and got in back. "Rail station, please,"
he requested. The driver didn't turn his head, but muttered over his
shoulder something that, in his guttural foreign accent, sounded like:
"Beautiful live sluts are waiting to make you cum ! Hot Guys Apply
Here 4 Sex! So for all of you hardcore sex junkies, if you dare, come
on in!!"

Another illegal with no English. This administration sucked, thought
Sam.

It was a relief to get out at the station. Still, Sam tipped. He
always tipped. Sam didn't like making waves.

But it was a bind not knowing the procedure for buying a ticket - he
hadn't had to do it for years. Anything new always took time - he
didn't understand the machine so he waited in line at the window.
Everyone else seemed to know what to do, barking out brief orders in
what seemed like code. His "One way to Nemesis Falls, please,"
sounded several syllables too long, and he was not altogether
surprised when the burly clerk said,"Req: Blackmail/Humiliation
Stories." But she eventually accepted Amex.

Once on the train, Sam relaxed. A group of high school girls occupied
a table diagonal to him, but otherwise the dining car was deserted.
And blessedly cool.

The train pulled out from the station and he leaned back, gazing out
of the window. He was about to open his paper when the reflection of
two gleaming buttocks appeared in the glass.

Startled, he looked up. All eight girls were now wholly or partly
nude. And those with clothes on were definitely not wearing the sort
of thing bought by any schoolkids he knew.

Their garter belts were lilac, scarlet or leopard print. One of them -
the one who had, errrumm, gained his attention - was on all fours on
the table with her butt in the air displaying not only the cheeks that
had caught his eye, but her shaved, pierced and KY'd pussy. As he
watched in helpless horror one of the other girls slid two
beautifully-manicured fingers expertly into the open slit. Within only
a few seconds this had turned into three, then four, fingers and,
before he could open his mouth, the finger-fucking girl had slipped
her whole slender forearm between the glistening lips and was
vigorously fisting the girl braced on the table. Another girl squatted
between the fister's thighs, hungrily eating her. Judging from their
high pitched squeals and moans all three were already approaching
orgasm.

But that was not all. Before his horrified eyes the rest of the girls
joined in this lustful frenzy, savagely dildoing themselves or each
other, lapping clits, rolling taut young nipples and finger-fucking
each other's buttholes. They were a mass of writhing limbs, tits and
ass (no tanlines).

Sam could see the headlines now. He was a father of three, devoted
husband, and a prominent figure in his local church.

Most men would have been turned on. Well, Sam was turned on. Sam was
extremely turned on, but not enough to overcome the total panic that
flooded his system at the though of what would happen if anyone caught
him with these underage sex-maniacs.

"Who the hell are you?" he demanded. "And what are you doing here?"

"We're the DoubleTeamingTeens!!!" one of them answered in a friendly
way. And then they all joined in a perky chorus. "We're H.S.
VirginsNude !!!!!!!!!!!" a pert little redhead smiled sweetly at him.
"****** We're hot and nasty girls *** nasty," she said. "Yeah," said
her golden-haired classmate. "Blonde, shaved and horny Barbie dolls."

"We've been in the city with a ! gratis amateur fucker video," they
explained. "Auditioning for 'How To Eat Pussy' starring Madison
<Movies with free previews>. Our ambition is to be !! Large Breasted
Bi-Sexual Sluts on Film !!"

While speaking so earnestly, one was forcing a luminous jelly dildo
into the anus of another while a terrifyingly juvenile-looking one was
babbling obscenities into a mobile. "I love to fuck & suck and talk
dirty on the phone. Fantasy role-playing, exhibitionism, voyeurism,
domination/submission. Check out my virgin snatch!! Call me at home!"
she said. Laying down the phone she began fingering herself wildly,
complaining, somewhat unreasonably, as she did so "My clit is so
sore!!"

"For Christ's sakes, young ladies, put your clothes back on. You can't
do that here!" Sam protested, visions of courtrooms dancing in his
head.

"Oh yes we can," said one of the few girls with a mouth free with
which to speak. "We're perverted sex-vixens. Besides," she added,
"surely you, like every red-blooded male, want a Cheerleader to Strip
for your Pleasure?"

A brunette with huge ripe breasts smiled over. "I would love to
masterbate with you on the phone. Fuck me with a sprap-on dildo," she
said breathlessly.

"Ignore Candy," advised the blonde. "She never could spell worth
shit."

A uniformed conductor came through the automatic door. Sam
froze. Surely being found like this meant disaster and public disgrace
for a middle-aged executive in Sam's position?

But the man strolled down the aisle, unzipping his pants as he walked.
He made no attempt to speak to Sam. Gazing with honest pleasure at the
pile of perky tits, well-lubed pussies and plugged anuses he pulled a
huge purple boner from his pants and started to jerk off over the
faces of two of the girls, who had helpfully flung their lip-glossed
faces back to receive his cum.

Hardly surprisingly, given the provocation, the stud shot his thick
wad of jism over the cum-hungry teens in less than a minute. Then he
reached into his pocket and produced a camera.

"You've got to stop them. You must be able to do something! Anyone
might see them!" Sam begged in desperation.

The conductor looked at him with distaste. "Surely you're not
objecting?" he said, clicking away. "These are The Most Adorable girls
money can barely buy ! Nude, bisexual and these are the girls that
really know all the tricks of the trade."

"Besides which," he added, passing over a Polaroid. "Look, exclusive
photographs!"

"I don't know what you're complaining about. In the next car there are
Thousands of Whores taking it Doggystyle!!!!!"

"Yes indeed," he continued reprovingly. "Not to mention teens getting
fucked in every which way. You should see them! No shit - live cunts
waiting for you!"

Sam staggered down the aisle away from the hot teens and locked
himself in the toilet for the remainder of the journey. Mary-Beth
would know what to do. Although God knows she'd probably had a busy
day - when he left at dawn she'd already been out picking soft fruit
in their garden in preparation for a long jelly-making session for the
PTA fundraiser.

He sagged as he got down from the train. But he could see the station
wagon across the tracks. She was there, anchor of his life, his
college sweetheart. She looked just the same, a bit berry-stained, but
that wasn't surprising.

As soon as he'd hung up his jacket inside the car and put his seatbelt
on, Sam launched into a description of his spine-chilling experience.
"Poor baby," Mary-Beth soothed as she hiked her skirt round her waist.
"Try it free/hot panty play!!!"

"For God's sake, watch the road!" he screamed. It was a nightmare
journey as she recounted in lip-smacking detail the events of her
day... the many exotic uses to which the berries had been put....
"Didn't you ever realise," she ended, as they drew into to their
driveway, "that I was one of those Hot Beautiful Women That Are
Naughty And Nasty Deep Inside?"

So his lovely wife was a secret slut! His only hope now was that
Sandy, Joni and Sam Jr were OK. Clambering from the station wagon,
Sam almost ran towards the screen door.

The sight that met his eyes in the living room was even worse than he
had feared. Sandy was nowhere to be seen. Sam Jr was at his PC - that
wasn't unusual. What was unusual was that he was logged on to one of
Suck, Fuck and Spankem's premium sites and jacking off over Chicks
with Dicks! Sam didn't really notice this until much later - when he
got his Mastercard bill.

No, what brought Sam to a heart-thumping 'call the emergency room'
standstill was the sight of 14-year-old Joni spread-eagled under the
pumping butt of his own father!

The silver-haired chiropractor was shafting the juicy teen, his
scrawny butt moving with astonishing vigor for a man on
anticoagulants. As he pistoned in and out of her gleaming cunt he
gnawed greedily on her slick young nipples.

Sam was heartbroken. His fine, upstanding Daddy. His virgin daughter.
All his illusions were coming down around his ears! How could little
Joni do such a thing?

"Come and join in, Daddy!" she called, still fresh-faced, but rosier
than normal. "Don't be a spoilsport - Pound my Mound. This cute little
Cheerleader wants it now!!! Let me be able to say that my grandfather,
father, uncle and brother all fucked me!!"

"It's been a really cool day," she continued, panting slightly. "At
recess I was Sweet,Young& Innocent!!! but I quickly moved on to
Hot,Young& Untouched!!!. Ten minutes later I was Hot,Horny& Willing!!!
The whole football team's had me since then," she explained. "They've
been hanging out Watching Me and my Girlfriend. Gorgeous girls with
pussies that smell so sweet.... Girls Who Aren't Afraid To Pleasure
Themselves - !"

"Oh, and Uncle Tom's just left," she told him as, with an explosive
grunt, her grandpoppa finally shot his wad into her cum-drenched slit.
"He took some great Exclusive XXX Pics Of Young Virgin Type Girls With
Sizzling Juicy Little Pussies!"

Unable to bear the sight - or sound - of his relatives squelching
together any longer, Sam wheeled on his son. "But Bubba - Sam Jr - why
didn't you do anything to protect your sister?" Sam demanded.

"I did," the teenager protested. "I took pics of My Sister having her
Brains fucked out."

The phone rang on the jelly-smeared counter and automatically Sam
answered it. It was Sandy. "Thank God," he cried. "At least you're OK.
Where are you?"

"Oh, Daddy," his older daughter cooed. "I'm still at school. It's
DramSoc. We've been rehearsing Lesbians, Lesbians, Lesbians, and more
Strap-On Clad Lesbians --  Don't miss it!!!!! I was calling to say I'd
be a bit late.  I'm in the guys locker room, no clothes, bent over for
them to see!!! I'll prob'ly be home in a coupla hours."

"She'd better not stay out too late!" said Mary-Beth. "Otherwise
there'll be Bare-Bottomed Schoolgirls Getting Well Deserved
Spankings."

Sam couldn't take any more. The aroma of pussy and spunk - of many
spunks - hung thickly in the air. Huge sticky sex toys and emptied
bottles of lubricant were scattered on every available surface. He
fled.

As he ran from the house white and sweating he cannoned into the
computer nerd from down the block. "My life is in ruins" Sam screamed,
as he helped the startled man to his feet. The geek was still
clutching an unfinished pack of sandwiches and a diet soda.

"Did you skip lunch?" the guy enquired gravely.

"Lunch!" Sam spluttered. "Lunch! How can you talk to me about lunch? I
can't go on anymore. Every little part of my day is filled with
ghastly sex slogans. I can't move without someone telling me about
FreshmanVirgins-Uncensored!!!"

"Low blood sugar is a common cause of panic attacks," said his
neighbour, kindly but with uncertain accuracy, holding out the
sandwiches. "Why don't you have one of these? They're spam."

Of course. That was the answer. That and moving to Nemesis Falls....
"What's your name?" he gasped, for the first time taking in the
strange unearthly glow surrounding the thin young man. "Surely you
must have guessed?" he replied, smiling gently. "I'm
sexslave@buttfuck.com."

Sam reeled desperately down the sidewalk. "Fool!" he cried aloud to
himself. "Blind, blind fool!! How can I ever forgive myself? What, in
the name of heaven, have I done?"

As three large leather-clad amazones and a bull terrier started to
cross the street purposefully towards him, Sam whimpered and fell to
his knees......

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If you enjoyed this, please let me know at
bronwensm@writehand.clara.net. Remember Celeste's blow-job principle!
<grin>


And let's not forget the credits!!!

Below is listed just some of the spam used in the production of "Sam's
Bad Day". Many of the capital letters have been removed so as not to
deafen readers.

SPERM-BERPING
Beautiful live sluts are waiting to make you cum !
Hot Guys Apply Here 4 Sex!
SO FOR ALL OF YOU HARDCORE SEX JUNKIES, IF YOU DARE, COME ON IN!!
Req: Blackmail/Humiliation Stories. (this is not spam - but fitted too
well to resist)
Tits and Ass
NO TANLINES
DoubleTeamingTeens!!!
H.S.VirginsNude !!!!!!!!!!!
****** We're hot and nasty girls *** nasty
Blonde, shaved and horny Barbie dolls
! gratis amateur fucker video
"HOW TO EAT PUSSY " starring Madison <Movies with free previews>
!! Large Breasted Bi-Sexual Sluts on Film !!"
I love to fuck & suck and talk dirty on the phone. Fantasy
role-playing, exhibitionism,
voyeurism, domination/submission.
Check out my virgin snatch!! Call me at home!"
My clit is so sore!!
perverted sex-vixens
Cheerleader to Strip for your Pleasure
I would love to masterbate with you on the phone.
FUCK ME WITH A SPRAP-ON DILDO
cum-hungry teens
The Most Adorable girls money can barely buy ! Nude, bisexual and
these are the girls that
really know all the tricks of the trade
LOOK - EXCLUSIVE PHOTOGRAPHS!
Thousands of Whores taking it Doggystyle!!!!!"
TEENS GETTING FUCKED IN EVERY WHICH WAY
No shit - live cunts waiting for you!
"Try it free/hot panty play!!!"
Hot Beautiful Women That Are Naughty And Nasty Deep Inside?"
Chicks with Dicks!
Pound my Mound
cute little Cheerleader wants it now!!!
My grandfather, father, uncle and brother all fucked me!!"
Sweet,Young& Innocent!!!
Hot,Young& Untouched!!!
Hot,Horny& Willing!!!
Watching Me and my Girlfriend
Gorgeous girls with pussies that smell so sweet....
Girls Who Aren't Afraid To Pleasure Themselves - !"
Exclusive XXX Sex Pictures Of Young Virgin Type Girls With Sizzling
Juicy Little Pussies!
pics of My Sister having her Brains fucked out
LESBIANS, LESBIANS, LESBIANS, AND MORE STRAP-ON CLAD LESBIANS
I'm in the guys locker room, no clothes, bent over for them to see!!!
BARE-BOTTOMED SCHOOLGIRLS GETTING WELL DESERVED SPANKINGS
FreshmanVirgins-Uncensored!!!
And - last but not least - sexslave@buttfuck.com




BronwenSM
Accept no substitute

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