Andrew Roller Presents
DIS'S SOJOURN

The handcuffs were too tight.  The man's arms were bent back painfully as he was ushered down the pavement to the squad car.  He was given a gratuitous punch in the stomach as he was bent into the car.

"Fucking child molester!" the cop hissed under his breath.  The prisoner tumbled into the back seat of the squad car and regained his composure.

The squad car pulled away into the brightly lit afternoon.  Behind it a hysterical mother coddled a disoriented child as a woman from Child Protective Services launched into a sanctimonious lecture.

"Nice day for a ride," the prisoner in the squad car observed as the vehicle gained the freeway.  He shifted across the car's bench seat to sit in the sunlight.

In front the cop on the right finished making his report over the radio and clicked off the receiver.  He turned around in his seat.

"What was that you said, mother fucker?" the cop snarled.

"Such beautiful language!" the prisoner exclaimed.

"Shut the fuck up!" the cop said, and swung his fist back and struck the prisoner in the jaw.  Blood began trickling out, but then stopped.

"Fuck, you want we should have to make a pit stop to clean him up?" the cop on the left said to his partner.  "Punch him where it won't show, O.K.?"

"Are you allowed to punch me?" the prisoner asked.  The cop on the right turned around again.  He grabbed the prisoner by the neck and then seized his crotch.  He squeezed the prisoner's groin, hard.  

"We see cretins like you get off every day," the cop said as the prisoner groaned under the pain.  "We like to get in a few licks for society while we can.  Keeps us respected, too.  You don't wanna get messed with, don't do nothin' that gets us called out."

"And certainly don't go fuckin' with no little girls," the cop driving chimed in.  His partner released the prisoner and turned back in his seat.  They smiled at each other.  The driver increased his speed, shooting down the highway at a brisk 80 m.p.h.  

"You certainly are a delightful pair of pigs," the prisoner gasped.

"Fucking A!" the cop driving swore.  He was fat, and while the word pig might have been an appropriate appellation he seemed incensed by it.  He spun around in his seat and swung at the prisoner.  The squad car swerved.  

"Chet!  Look out!" his partner cried.  The squad car slammed into the buttress of an overpass, its front end crumpled and burst into flames.

Vehicles skidded around the disabled squad car.  The two cops made to get out as the flames from their smashed engine roared into the passenger compartment.  One of the cops managed to tumble out, screaming, engulfed in fire.  He rolled several feet across the asphalt, his feet kicking the air as he expired.  In the inferno of the car the prisoner sat laughing.

***
A squad car careened up to the scene of the accident.  The car before it was a charred hulk.  Amidst the ruins, on the blackened steel framing of what must have once been the car's back seat, sat a man in a freshly pressed white shirt that hung down over a pair of bright red shorts.  He wore sandals.  His hair was neatly parted down the middle and he appeared unperturbed by the wreckage around him.  It seemed as if he were waiting for someone to get into the mass of twisted steel and start it up to continue the journey.  

The cop who stepped out of the newly arrived squad car was incredulous.   He peered intently at the scene, and noticed the blackened handcuffs about the wrists of the man in the wreck.  

"Must have managed to get out and then stepped back in to sit down," the partner of the newly arrived cop commented.  "No place else to rest his butt, I guess."

***
The police station was a buzz of activity.  In the midst of it stood the prisoner in the white shirt, before the desk of a sergeant.

"Name," the sergeant inquired in a bored voice of the prisoner.

"Sam," the prisoner said absently.

"The little girls called him Sammy, according to the report," one of the two cops who had ultimately brought him in commented.  The sergeant shook his head.

"Sam, or Sammy, you got a last name?" the sergeant asked without looking up from his form.

"Dis," the prisoner replied.

"How 'bout a middle name?  The scum who bore you give you one of those, too?" the sergeant asked.

"You knew my mother?" Dis inquired, eyes widening slightly.

"Nah, never had the pleasure," the sergeant said.

"You will," Dis observed.

"Cut the crap and give me your middle name?" the sergeant said, looking up.

***
"Samuel Luther Dis," the police photographer announced as he prepared to take his mug shot of Dis.  "What're you in for?"

"I'm looking for new members," Dis smiled.

"Child molestation," one of the cops accompanying Dis said to the photographer.  

"Oh," the photographer grimaced, working with his equipment.  "New members as in fresh, virgin genitalia."  

"Jesus Christ!" a cop beside Dis swore.

"I love it when you use that name that way," Dis smiled at him.

***
The prison was large and foreboding.  Dis smiled admiringly at the structure as the squad car pulled up.  He was being held without bail, and could look forward to a long stay here, at least if the people nominally in charge of the place had their way.

"Get out, pervert," the cop commanded Dis when the squad car had come to a stop.  Dis was led off to the penitentiary's office.

After several days of beatings and little food Dis was able to obtain an audience with the prisoner who called the shots inside the facility.  His evening palace, so to speak, consisted of a dingy atrium in the recreational portion of the asylum.  It was mid-summer now, and despite the exertions routinely engaged in here this portion of the complex was not air conditioned.  Men slaved over iron weights in the simmering heat as a boom box beat out the strains of the Rolling Stones' Sympathy for the Devil.  

"God, your breath stinks!" Prince, the black ruler of the convicts, exclaimed.  "Get him away from me!"  Prince's closest bodyguard, who had Dis by the throat, pulled his limp form back.  "Your breath smells bad, man, like an incinerator for leftover napalm."

"Agent Orange," a bodyguard near Prince suggested in a low voice.

"Shut the fuck up!" Prince snapped at his bodyguard.  He turned back to Dis.  "What can his highness do for a piece of shit like yourself?"

"I wish only to be of service, my lord," Dis said, wresting himself from the hands of the bodyguard and dropping to his knees.

"Now I like that!" Prince exclaimed.  "Even my bodyguards don't do that."  Prince smiled at Dis.  "You please his majesty."

"That is my aim, temporally speaking," Dis replied.

***
Shostakovich's Symphony No. 5 wafted out over the cafeteria's loudspeaker.  Below Prince assumed a position of regal authority atop one of the long white tables where the prisoners' meals were taken.  Dis sat beside him, whispering in his ear.  The prisoners lined up and, one by one, began bowing before Prince and receiving his blessing.   

"What the fuck is going on down there?" one guard exclaimed to another.  

"Assholes worshipping Prince," the other guard replied.    

***
Prince's authority over his fellow convicts became like a grip of steel.  Obedience to the prison's rules became the order of the day, and was enforced by Prince himself without mercy.  The penitentiary became a model of good behavior.  In time the number of guards was reduced, the men being shifted to more problematic facilities.

Prince sat in a little room with Dis, alone.  

"What do you recommend?" Prince asked the white man.

"All the signs are right," Dis said, sifting through astrological material on his lap.  "This is the night to liberate the prison."

"I agree," Prince replied.  They both rose at once and walked from the room together, Dis deferring to the black man by letting him exit first.  Prince ascended the overturned milk crate which served as his throne in his evening palace and waved his arm for silence.  Dis knelt down beside him.

"The Almighty Prince shall speak!" a black bodyguard bellowed.

"Tonight I shall exchange my throne here for one in the White House!" Prince announced.  There was stunned silence followed by a cheer.  For the next several minutes Prince ranted and raved, exhorting his men.  Then he turned the dais over to Dis.

"We shall break from here and attack the National Guard armory," Dis explained.  "It is not far from here, on 58th street...1013 58th street.  Normally the place would be locked up in the evening, but tonight  the Guardsmen are having a party for their wives and children."  Hoots and hollers went up from the crowd.  

"You men have been practicing in small groups," Dis continued.  "After arming ourselves at the armory we shall break up into our little groups and attack other prisons.  Upon liberating a prison you shall augment your little group with all the convicts from that facility.  You will rule them fiercely and put the least disciplined on the front lines where they will quickly be killed.  As you do this you will advance upon your new objective, which will in most cases be some kind of federal military base.  

"Do not concern yourselves with police stations, sheriffs departments, and certainly not with correctional officers," Dis ordered.  "They are mere flies.  We must take the military bases in order to get the best weapons; planes and tanks and bazookas that will enable us to install our mighty ruler in his rightful place in America!"  Cheering erupted as maps were passed out to the men.

***
Prince, with his trusted lieutenants, stood beside Dis on a platform overlooking the prison.  Behind him the asylum roared with flames, before him a pitched battle was turning against the guards as the prisoners struggled to break free.

"By tomorrow most of them will be dead," Prince commented.

"It is a suicide run at best, my lord," Dis said.  "But now they will die with dignity instead of wasting away in a prison."  The flames cast flickering shadows over Dis's aquiline features.

"Gack!  We're getting too much smoke here," Prince exclaimed, choking.  Ashen clouds billowed over the platform.

"I hadn't noticed," Dis replied as the group turned away.

***
Dawn brought lambent fingers of light to the flaming wreckage of a residential neighborhood.  Here Prince's men had finally been stopped.  Prince cowered in a corner along the outside wall of a house.  A partly shredded rag doll lay amidst soot at his feet.  Dis strode up to him.

"Your plan failed!" Prince shrieked.

"I apologize for being unable to effectuate your escape," Dis said dispassionately.

"All that commotion, all that rioting, all that burning, and you couldn't get me safely away?" Prince cried.

"'Fraid not," Dis said, pulling a cigarette from his shirt pocket and lighting it.

"You'll die too, you know!" Prince yelled.  "I'll see to that.  We'll go to Hell together!"

"I'm going now," Dis said.  He turned and walked away from the house, straight into the flames which raged about them.  His laughter floated eerily from the consuming fire, dying slowly.  Police officers rushed up to Prince and seized him.

"Where's your partner?" a police officer barked at Prince.  "Where's Dis?"

"Sitting on his throne," Prince, his face stricken by revelation, said.  "Sitting on his throne....in Hell!"

THE END

[Editor's note:  In Dante's Inferno Satan is known as "Dis."]

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