Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. The Bad Santa By Burndock beast,piss,drugs,pedo,incest,M/f,m/f,F/f adult humor. Story is fiction Bad Santa, Part one The day after Thanksgiving was the same old shit for the last fourteen years of my life. Going to the fucking mall with my sister to see bad ass Santa while mom shopped for cocks. Mom really doesn`t do her shopping till the last week before Christmas. What shes shopping for is hard cock. Mom`s been doing this all her life working the mall giving blow jobs outside behind the garbage dumpster of one the retail stores. She knows the manager and he allows her to suck off customers or who every she can fine to suck off. This of course is done all through the Holiday season and at fifteen dollars a suck plus tips mom does pretty well. My sister Jill the thirteen year old little whore helps mom by standing by the men`s room suggesting and offering mom`s mouth and were to fined her. I watch for the police and warm them when I suspect trouble. We never got caught yet. Over the years Bad Santa has been fucking over us kids and mom. He never brings us anything we asked for. The asshole has left us coal and rotten candy and reindeer shit in our stockings. He left mom a dildo and when she went to use the fucking thing it heated up and brunt her cunt lips so bad I couldn't fuck poor mom for a month, that fucking bastard. Because of this Jill had to do double up on my cock sucking and fucking me for my pleasure and all mom could do was watch her kids having fun without her. Anyway Jill and I are in line to see Santa. Mom was outside servicing some hard cocks behind the dumpster. Santa and his fucking gay elves were doing there nasty things to the children as always pinching their small asses and telling the little girls they were whores. Most of the parents just thought the kids were afraid of Santa. Well, they should be the fucking bastard was always trying to finger the little girls pussy`s. Jill and I were next in line. We climbed up on Santa`s lap. The fucker smelled like fish oil and piss mixed. I told Santa that this year he better not fuck with the family because we had enough of his shit over the years. He answered me by pinching my cock and pushing me off his lap. Then one of his elves`s kick my ass telling to get the fuck away from Santa. Jill got her tits pinched and a finger up her cunt from Santa. The two elves held us close together while bad ass Santa threaten us saying he was going to fuck mom`s ass like he does every year only this year she would eat reindeer cum after blowing a couple of his reindeer. This year Jill would suck off his eight reindeer and I would be sodomize by his gay elev`s and his reindeer would have my asshole to fuck. Jill and I quickly went to tell mom what we heard from Santa. We found mom behind the dumpster on her knees sucking on a huge black cock. Her mouth full of Silva and dripping from the sides of her mouth. "Mom, we got something to tell you." I said. Mom stopped sucking cock just long enough to say. "Can`t you see I`m fucking working wait till I`m done here." We waited until mom finished the black cock and watched it erupt in her mouth and splashed cum all over her face and tits. Quickly the man paid her plus gave a tip and left. "Okay what the fuck do you need?" Mom asked. We explained what happened with Santa. Mom was pissed off and she storm right into the mall face full of cum with her tits hanging out of her top looking for Santa. Santa was just heading for his break room when she caught up with him. A big argument started and when mom kicked Santa in the balls we all got thrown out of the mall for the day. Santa laughing as we left the mall and again threaten us with his sexual abuse on Christmas eve. Part two During the next few weeks Mom,Jill and I worked the mall as we always did. Mom was making more money now then she had before because of the argument with Santa. It led to more customers. Jill had to suck off a few cock`s to help mom out and mom was doubling up on cock. Taken one in her asshole as she sucked another with her mouth. Mom was know as the dumpster trash queen and she love the word trash whore which some of the guys called her. I love my sister and mom but, I wasn`t getting any fucking from either of them because they were all tired out when we got home. The last few days before Christmas when we went through the mall doing our last minute shopping Jill and I would give Santa the fuck finger to him and his gay elves`s we knew this would piss him off and he would be ready for revenge when came to our house Christmas eve. Well,Christmas eve came and Jill and I were ready for bad ass Santa. Mom was naked sitting in her recliner chair with her legs spread playing with her cunt and putting some warm lotion in her ass crack knowing Santa was going to fuck her asshole hard with his big fucking cock. Mean while while Jill and I watched out the window for Santa. All of a sudden the bastard appeared out the sky like a bag of falling shit. Two of his reindeer's came to the door stood up on there hind legs and pissed on the door lock. The piss was so strong it melted the fucking lock. With one kick on the door they were in the house. My sister and I ran to our sun room porch to hide. Santa and all his elev`s along with the reindeer came charging in the front room. Two of the elev`s pick up mom and slammed her up against the back of the sofa. Vixen the fucking biggest reindeer jump on the sofa ramming his huge hard cock up into mom`s cunt and began fucking her like a rag doll. Vixen hoof`s poked holes in the sofa ruining the upholstery. Santa in the mean time open his bag unloaded a couple of twelve packs along with some whiskey which he shared with the elev`s. while they watched vixen fucking mom. Now Jill and I decided it was time to intervene I pick up my maple Louisville slugger baseball bat. Jill stripped naked bent over showing her nice cunt and with her hands spreading her ass cheeks. I open the porch door and stood off to the side. Jill looking between her legs as she was bent over yelled. "Hey cupid you want some cunt you fucking asshole" Cupid seeing my sister`s naked asshole charged at her just and as he hit the door entrance I swung my bat smacking him in the fucking head he did a complete flip and landed on the floor knock out."One down seven to go." I said to Jill. Vixen had switched with Santa. Santa sitting on the sofa with hard huge cock fucking mom`s cunt. I never seen a cock so big it had to be two foot long and two inches in diameter stripped like a candy cane. Mom was bouncing on his cock and hanging on for dear life as Santa gave mom a fucking as if she was riding a bull. Jill again bent over showing her ass called out." Free cunt for all you fucking reindeer if you can catch me." I don`t know which one came running next but, this time I slammed the door in his face. He crashed through the door knocking himself out. I smacked him on the head just to make sure. "Two down six to go." I said. Jill busted out laughing. Now the reindeer were drinking the beer. Santa had unloaded some hay and the other reindeer where eating hay. Fuck that wasn`t hay they had fucking kilo of pot and were chewing away on the bag of stash. The elev`s were giving each other a blow job and were fucking higher then a kite in the summer wind. They had rolled a joint and were smoking. Santa had turned mom over and was fucking her asshole ramming her like she was piece of shit. Her tits flopping up and down hitting her in the face as Santa fucked her asshole. My sister ran in to help mom but was grabbed by comet and push over to Donner were he commenced to fuck her tight asshole with no lube. She let out scream that sounded like finger nails on a chalk board. "OUCH!, You fucking dumb fucking reindeer I hope I can shit on your cock before you cum up my asshole." Jill was getting horny from being ass fucked. I grabbed my baseball bat again and smack Donner in the ass with one hard swing shoving his cock deep up my sister`s asshole as they crashed to the floor. I broke my nice baseball bat in two pieces. The big end landed in the middle of the front room floor. I looked over at mom. Santa had his big cock up her cunt and fucking her while another reindeer had his big slimy dick in mom`s mouth. Mom looked over at me and gave me the thumbs up signal. I guess she had every thing under control with those two. I still had to get rid of of those reindeer. I got naked and stood in the middle of the floor bending over like my sister did earlier I spread my ass cheeks calling to comet. "Hey comet you want my asshole you fucking gay piece of shit." Comet who was waiting to fuck my sister decided my asshole looked pretty good right now so he made a lunge for me. As he was in the air hoping to jam his cock up my ass on the fly. I side stepped him. He landed on the floor face down with his big asshole in the air. I pick up my broken baseball bat and with the pointed end shoved it up his ass and gave it a twist. I step back and kick him between the legs hitting his balls just like I kick a field goal. "BAAAAAAH FUCK! Comet yelled out as he got up and crashed threw our big front window. I ran to see were he went. He was air bound and headed towards the north pole. Some how the bag of pot got kicked into the fire place and was smoldering. The whole room was getting full of smoke and we all were getting high. Donner had passed my sister`s cunt over to Santa and he was fucking her shoving that two foot cock up her cunt taring the little bitch`s cunt hole. Mom had to different cocks in her now she was being fuck by one of the gay elves in the mouth while blitzen was pissing in mom`s wide open cunt hole. I had to do something to end this turmoil with everyone getting high from the pot and Santa drinking his whiskey was now fucking my sister Jill. The little whore was enjoying all that hard cock and being high from the smoldering pot in the fireplace. The bitch would have a sore cunt tomorrow for sure. I decided to try one more chance at another reindeer maybe I could get another one out of the house before the hole place was ruined. Dancer just got through sucking Prancers cock and and still being horny he came after me. I ran into the kitchen and he followed with his hard cock dangling underneath his belly. I ran around the table to get away. part three Dancer stop when he saw the turkey in the roaster all stuff ready for the oven. The fucker pick up the turkey and plunged it on his hard cock and began fucking the bird. Shit there goes our Christmas dinner. Mom will be really pissed and upset when she has to eat reindeer cum with her stuffing. Well, not really mom love cum no matter who`s it was. I stood behind the table and watched Dancer fucking our Christmas turkey thinking about what I could do to end this turmoil. Prancer was staggering around drunk and high on pot calling Rudolph the red nose reindeer a fucking cunt whore. Rudolph wasn`t even there, boy was Prancer fucked up. Santa yelled out "Prancer, Rudolph is at the north pole fucking Mrs. Clause you dumb fuck." Just then a crash and a bright light appeared. There before me was a fairy with a magic wand. "What the fuck do you want bitch." I yelled out. "I`m a good fairy. I`m her to help you with your fucking problem`s asshole." She said. "Okay then fucking do something with this situation with bad ass Santa and his gay fucking gang and those big cock reindeer of his." I demanded. "Not until I get even with bad ass Santa for fucking up my brand new wand. The bastard bent it and shoved it up ass the other day." The good fairy was very upset. She took her wand and slap the big huge cock of Santa and immediately it was shrank to the size of a small nipple of about an inch long. What a surprise she transferred his big cock to me. My cock was now two foot long and two inches thick not bad for a fourteen year old. Boy was I fucking happy. The good fairy gave me a good size set of balls to go along with my huge cock. "Be very careful because you will cum in pints your fully loaded with pints of hot cum for your mom and Jill." She said. Mom seeing my huge cock quickly pushed away from her fucking with the reindeer and ran and jump up on my cock and began fucking it like a new toy. Jill came running over and sucked my balls with the two girls on my cock I came in minutes. Mom`s cunt got two huge spurts of hot cum up her cunt then fell to the floor. Cum dripping from her spasming cunt hole while she was squeezing her big tits yelling. "I`m a fucking whore. Fuck me some more my loving son. Fuck me, Fuck me". Mom was right she was a whore and cunt also the best blow job queen in town. I aimed my still huge hard cock at Jill and gave her the last of my cum right in her face the surge was so strong her head snapped back. I filled her face with so much cum you couldn`t see her eyes. With both hands Jill wipe all the cum from her face and swallowed it all just like it was candy. What great fucking whore she would be in the future. I told the good fairy I wanted my mom and sister to be the best fucking whores in town. She would grant my wishes if I would fuck Santa`s asshole with my two foot cock so she could watch him scream in pain. Fuck I figured it wasn`t a bad idea after all he had fuck my mom and sister for years and he wanted to ream my asshole. Santa screamed his ass off when I shoved my two foot cock up his asshole. With his mouth wide open mom shoved her asshole in Santa`s face and dumped a pile of shit on his face then wipe her asshole crack with his big long white beard. The good fairy laughed so hard she pissed her panties. "Your mom did a good job on Santa`s face. I`m giving your mom a nice tight cunt hole for you to fuck my boy." Was the fairy`s reply. With one tap of her wand all the reindeer went sailing out the broken window and hooked up to the sleigh. Another tap and Santa flew out the window bare ass naked into his sled. The two gay elves had there cock`s tied together and thrown in the sack that Santa had brought along with his liquor and stash. The good fairy tossed them into the sleigh on top of Santa. The good fairy repaired all the broken doors and windows and confiscated the pot from the fire place and put mom Jill and I to sleep on the sofa which she had repaired with new leather. The next day we awoke to some real interest developments. My cock was still two foot long two inches thick. My cock was semi hard and I had balls full of cum and I was horny and ready to fuck. The fairy left a note that read my cock and balls would always be ready for fucking and I would cum in pints. What a gift from the good fairy. Jill`s cunt was pink and very round gaped just the right size for a cock to enter wet and horny just like the whore she was oh such a sweet sister I had. She to was horny with vibrating dildo up her cunt helped out a lot. The good fairy promised her plenty of cock for her cunt and mouth to suck. The fairy gave Jill a set of tits a least 34B`s and a nice round asshole that she was really proud of. Mom got the most from the good fairy besides many new dildos and batteries. Mom`s tits were nice and firm her asshole was repaired from the reindeer fucking she received. Mom`s cunt was wet and always ready for cock. The fairy left mom a note saying she would never need to work the malls again because she would have year around cock every day at the house starting right after New Year`s. Well, now that we were all together me with a big hard cock and mom and Jill with new sweet cunts we just had to try our new sex toys out. I grab Jill and shoved my new hard big cock up her asshole right up to my big fat cum filled balls. The little whore laughed saying it tickled her insides and she pissed on the carpet. Mom quickly licked Jill`s cunt and then pushed her way up onto Jill`s mouth and gave Jill a mouth full of her piss calling it Christmas cheer. I blow my balls in Jill`s asshole. Fuck what a mess a pint full cum does to a little girls asshole. Not to worry mom was right there to suck out the little bitch`s asshole and eat every fucking drop. What a mom I had. She always makes sure her kids were always clean. Jill and I gave mom our present by telling her she was the best fucking whore in our city. We showed her our love by fucking and sucking her cunt tits and asshole for an hour long. I filled her mouth with several pints of my hot cum not only her mouth but, her asshole and cunt. When I was done she looked like a drenched pig that just took a cum bath. Mom`s cunt looked like a huge cow cunt leaking hot white cum from within. Mom really loved us kids and thank Jill by sucking her cunt until Jill pissed in mom`s mouth. I got the same treatment from mom and I too had to piss in mom`s lovely fucking mouth. What a couple of fucking whores I had for a sister and mother. On the news that night we heard bad Santa crashed with a small aircraft. No one was hurt but, Santa was found naked with a boot up his ass and sucking an elves cock. The reindeer appeared drunk or high on something but, they only found seven reindeer. Another sighting saying it was a UFO. Airline pilots all agreed that it was a reindeer heading towards the north pole with baseball bat up his ass and pair of balls bigger then pineapples. The good fairy didn`t stop only at our house that night. She made a quick trip to the North pole. Mrs. Clause was gang fuck by all the remaining elev`s and Rudolph also, Bambi joined in the reindeer games and fuck Mrs. Clause for the first time giving her a full load of cum. Mrs. Clause is now in charge of the North pole and fucking everyone and everything while poor old Santa has to jack off with his two fingers because his cock is so small. I`m getting more cunt and ass from mom and Jill then I ever had plus fucking mom`s friends and Jill's friends. I got Jill pregnant and mom is very happy that shes going to be a grandmother. She hopes it`s a boy so she can have another cock to fuck. Mom promise she would fuck our neighbor`s dog this summer and Jill and I could film the action.We love you mom. Your fucking son and daughter. The end. .