Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Pregnancy testers By Bhuralund@gmail.com Last Saturday I had to go to office to complete some reports. My wife decided to go to the supermarket early in the morning. But when she was gone, my kind boss called to say that the reports were not that urgently required and I could give it to him by next week and hence I cancelled my office visit. It was nice to climb back into the bed and snooze for a few more hours. Then I woke with some commotion downstairs. Irritated with the noise I peeked out of the bedroom to see what was going on. My wife was struggling to keep all the grocery bags in the kitchen and two black men were waiting politely at the entrance. Both the men wore the FedEx uniform and looked very decent. The first one had a big package in his hand. One of them was very black, in fact blue black shining skin was reflecting the lights back. The other one was brown...dark brown. He looked like he was Bangladeshi or Sri Lankan or Fijian. The Sri Lankan man was about 35 - 45 and the black man was definitely 60 or more. Anyway, soon my wife was back in the living room and heard her voice, "Sorry, yes can I have a look at the package again?" She took the package from the proffered black hands and inspected the address label. "Yes, the address is right. But my husband is at work and I don't want to disturb him right now." The black man took the package back and proclaimed with authority that defied his age. "Perhaps, ma'am, you can check the contents and tell me if they are something that he might have ordered? You see our company's policy is to deliver all goods within three days and we have already been coming to your house for two days." My wife refused to interfere. I was about to interrupt and tell them off when I realized that I was buck naked. So I just stood there to see how she would handle them. She was good. "Sure, open and see." The old man sat down and ripped the box along its side with a pen knife. Inside he fished out another plastic package. He opened it slowly and withdrew a pink tapering object. The moment he saw it, his eyes sparkled. The Sri Lankan just laughed a little. "What is it?" my wife asked. Then it hit me, it was one of the vibrators I had ordered through catalogue. Of fuck! It was meant to be a surprise for my innocent wife but then...of never mind. Let her take delivery and enjoy herself with her new toys. The thought of that plastic cock invading her pussy made my cock start rising. Downstairs the two men looked at each other and laughed before the black man answered my wife, "are you sure you don't know what this is?" She kept a poker face and said, "Yes." The black man fumbled, shifted his weight from one foot to another, cleared his throat and said, "Well, I am sorry, I hope I don't sound too bad but it's a vaginal thermometer." What? My wife baffled out. "Yes, ma'am. Just like rectal thermometers, it's a vaginal thermometer. People use it to check the temperature inside a vagina especially women who want to be pregnant." "Wow that sounds fantastic. I want to be pregnant," my wife chirped to my amusement, "My husband and I have been trying for so long but I just can't be pregnant. Maybe I should use it." With that she pulled her hand inside the package and pulled out the other two vibrators. One was brown and eight inches, and the third one was black, just like the old black man, and a good ten inches long and five inches thick, with a fantastic life like sheath attached at the tip to make it look uncut. My wife, threw them on the coffee table and searched some more. She hadn't even noticed the life like resemblance to cocks. "Oh my god, they forgot to send the instructions," she almost screamed in her excitement. The black and brown man looked at each other. I saw the brown man wink. "My wife used one too, I can show you how to use it if you don't mind," the brown man suggested. The black man just smiled. My wife almost mumbled her good luck at finding someone so helpful at such a short notice. "I am so glad you know. Please help me." The brown man picked up the pink vibrator, which was the smallest at six inches. He rubbed it up and down, while his black companion adjusted his what must have been hardening real black cock. The brown man asked my wife to lie down on the couch. He asked her to pull her hands above her head and fold them under. Her skirt had ridden above her knee. He put his hand under her knee and pulled it up. The skirt fell down revealing a milky white thigh. "I am sorry; you will have to remove the undergarments for me to teach you. Or never mind, let them be, we can just pull them aside," he said. My wife looked glazed but pulled her panties aside with one hand and automatically spread her legs. I was so shocked to see my prim and proper innocent wife behave so boldly in front of two men she had never ever met. "Do you have any KY jelly? I mean does you husband use any...oh I am sorry, never mind I may have something that will make do, here, Mr. Black (Sweet Jesus, the black man's name was actually Mr. Black!) give me a hand my mouth is rather dry right now," as he winked at Mr. Black again, the black old man walked and squatted down right next to him. Then to my shocked eyes, Mr. Black spat on his palms and wet the pink vibrator in his spit. When my wife turned her head away from them he quickly sucked the vibrator and made it shiny wet. Brown (let's call the other man Mr. Brown just for fun) smiled broadly and took the wet vibrator from Black's black hands. He then rubbed it up and down my wife's pussy. My wife shuddered (I don't know with lust, pleasure or guilt or pain). And in two shots he inserted the small vibrator inside my wife's tight pussy (I know it's tight). My wife squirmed little bit and her legs went up and down but she settled in very quickly just like she does when I fuck her with a hew thrusts and cum inside her pussy. Both Brown and Black took turns at checking her pregnancy and slowly fucked her pussy with the pink vibrator. I by then was rock hard in my naked state and was dripping precum everywhere on the floor. Then Brown announced, "I think there is a chance you may be ready to get pregnant." My wife jumped off the couch with joy, "really?" But before she got up, Brown pushed her back to the couch, "Uh huh, wait here for a while, now this is where the brown tester comes in. The pink was is to check readiness of the vagina, and the brown one is to check the readiness of the womb." So since your husband has already ordered the instruments, let me complete the test and you can surprise your husband later today." My wife lied down like an obedient child. "Mr. Black, can you please be a buddy and hand me the brown tester," Brown winked again, his other hand was busy rubbing his own lump in the pants. As earlier, Black licked the brown vibrator and made it slick (although there was no need of it as my wife's pussy was already shining with wetness). Then Brown rubbed the brown vibrator on my wife's now slightly engorged pussy. I thought I even saw her push her hips up to receive the tester. Anyway, good she was enjoying my gifts to her because as soon as these men left I had plans to replace the toys with my own six-inch brown cock. Brown and Black played with my wife's pussy and the brown vibrator for about 10 minutes. I noticed in between Brown slowly moved his other hand from my wife's stomach to her chest and soon he was pinching her hardened nipples with one hand and fucking her ripe hairy pussy with the brown vibrator with the other. Finally, Brown asked black to bring the black vibrator. He then showed it to my wife and said, "This is the last test. This will test if the child can come out of your pussy...I mean vagina naturally." My wife opened her eyes and looked at the black vibrator, "Oh my god, this looks like a horse's thing." She said, "Quick, complete the test before I get scared and change my mind," and closed her eyes. Her breaths were short and her voice a bit heavy...just like when she is about to have an orgasm. Brown laughed loudly and beckoned Black. When Black was near him, he opened his zipper and hauled his mean looking black cock. It looked like a twin of the black vibrator, only it was thicker and real with thick veins protruding from the fat shaft. Then Brown commanded, "Don't open your eyes if you think you might get scared but just wet the tester with your mouth otherwise it would be too painful to test your pussy." And then he pushed Black to stand right above her mouth. Black understood everything and so did I. I didn't panic and calmly came out of the bedroom. Buck naked and my erection walking six inch ahead of me. Brown saw me, but I smiled and gestured for him to remain silent. He smiled back. I sat down next to him and slowly undid his pants. I pulled out his brown fat cock out...it looked like a twin of the brown vibrator. So as my wife started wetting Black's black uncut smelly cock, I slowly rubbed Brown's brown fat cock at her pussy hole. That was all I had to do, Brown pushed his fat rock hard slimy cock inside her pussy with one short grunt and exploded inside, unloading his smelly Sri Lankan curry cum just at the entrance of her pussy. I was disappointed but somehow pulled out Black from her mouth and positioned him at her pussy. He slowly inserted his cock inside my wife's pussy and once he was inside almost eight inches started fucking her like a true man. Splash, sploosh, splash, sploosh. He fucked her for fifteen minutes and she held his black ass with her legs and took the fucking like a three dollar whore. Then Black blasted his nut and came deep, very deep inside my wife's pussy. She too orgasmed at the same time. Luckily for me, she kept her eyes shut all this while. And when Black and Brown were packing their cocks in their uniform pants, I quickly sucked their mixed cum out of her leaking, gaping pussy. Then, before she got up, I rushed up and sneaked inside the covers and fell asleep dreaming of similar encounters.